EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

[Sam Singer]

Does anybody know of any Indian or Middle Eastern masseuses? They could be Pro, non-pro, utr, etc.

Nylah in downtown is half Indian half black.

Search the massage parlor section. I recently posted about my good experience with her.

[ChgoGuySouth]

Does anybody know of any Indian or Middle Eastern masseuses? They could be Pro, non-pro, utr, etc.

[Member #6352]

They are very secretive, careful, and are trying to avoid any foreseeable danger or mistakes. For some reason they are afraid of you.

I can't argue with Walker here, I have usually not had a hard time getting a hold of them so its got to be somethin else.

[PhilMendel]

Found my first providers in the Reader. Anybody remember Lauren's service that used to host in the Marina City towers?

Yep. One of my most memorable monger times was at Marina Tower Back in the day with 2 girls. My lawyer buddy goes quick so his girl joins me and my date for a 3 some. Super hot stunt woman from Cali and a cute hometown girl from Wisconsin. Did both and watched as they 69. Super hot time.

[Northside Jim]

Yes. I spent many hours searching those ads for pussy. Back then it was either The Reader or Gentlemans Pages. I picked up a Reader the other day and scanned it from front to back and there wasn't a single personal ad in there. Still lots of info for artists and the music scene tho. Thinking back, it's amazing we ever scored compared to what we have nowadays.

Found my first providers in the Reader. Anybody remember Lauren's service that used to host in the Marina City towers?

[Head First]

Anyone remember the classifieds in the old Chicago Reader? 80's-90's era we're talking about.

Yes. I spent many hours searching those ads for pussy. Back then it was either The Reader or Gentlemans Pages. I picked up a Reader the other day and scanned it from front to back and there wasn't a single personal ad in there. Still lots of info for artists and the music scene tho. Thinking back, it's amazing we ever scored compared to what we have nowadays.

[Walker333]

How do you manage to even get in touch to schedule? They never pick up and on top of that the voicemail is full.

They are very secretive, careful, and are trying to avoid any foreseeable danger or mistakes. For some reason they are afraid of you.

[Pscones]

So had previously saw Monika, great time.

Had a dream with Bianca because I am a boobs guy. While she has a sexy voice and aura, pretty nice but, MAN those boos are bad. Pics are def fake, they are very saggy and look it to. Honestly would not recommend on that alone, maybe someone had a better exp or if you're into / ok with that, cause she's pretty hot, just the sag killed it for me. (tantra for 160, standard finish).

Stay safe gents.

How do you manage to even get in touch to schedule? They never pick up and on top of that the voicemail is full.

[Dbiz01]

I saw her this week and was prepared to walk out after she wanted more than double the house for a 1 hr FS. She realized I was serious so she offered a better deal and I went with the 30 min for $300 which was still too high. The service was great but I don't think we should be paying so much. Should we?

GPS is alive and well at least in the strip clubs in Detroit. But from what I've seen reported on this site, and what I get when calling and asking rate info since moving to Chicago, the EMP are asking crazy prices.

[Dbiz01]

Hi all. TOFTT with Nela: https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Nela . First, she's about twice as wide as the pic, but I was there already, so okay. Building has a desk guard, but I followed someone else in and didn't have to sign in. Small, crowded apartment. Again shocked at the change in girth from the photo. She asked several times before and during if I was looking for something else and I said it depends on how I feel at the end. Weird massage, not the best, but lots of teasing. Flipped for half the door. OTC roaming, then finally let me pull her fun bags out. During the HE, she kept her eyes closed and looked up which at first was weird, but then I realized she was really feeling for reactions as she tried different techniques. She found the best solution and solved my problems that day. So I'm conflicted because 1/10 on looks, but 10/10 on finish. Maybe close my eyes. ?

You got more than I got when I saw her 15 months ago.

[ChgoGuySouth]

I usually do well with the HE, but after 3 tries with her, no luck.

She did back in the day when she was off of Diversey. She stopped when she moved to Des Plaines.

[Grumpy83]

I use to visit a place on Devon Ave in a bank building years ago. The room was on the third or fourth floor. They also had a place on Milwaukee Ave in an office building past Wheeling next to a McDonalds. Use to visit "the blonde. " They went by 1 letter. Joe answered the phone. Stopped by the building on Milwaukee and the place of business was still there. Anyway, I lost the number when I switched phones and hadn't thought of the place for years until I was driving by. You met the therapist there. Does anyone have the number and be wiling to pm me? They started on Dempster next to a car rental place in Skokie. Thank you.

[Member #6352]

So had previously saw Monika, great time.

Had a dream with Bianca because I am a boobs guy. While she has a sexy voice and aura, pretty nice but, MAN those boos are bad. Pics are def fake, they are very saggy and look it to. Honestly would not recommend on that alone, maybe someone had a better exp or if you're into / ok with that, cause she's pretty hot, just the sag killed it for me. (tantra for 160, standard finish).

Stay safe gents.

[Pilatus51]

Hi all. TOFTT with Nela: https://www.massageanywhere.com/profile/Nela . First, she's about twice as wide as the pic, but I was there already, so okay. Building has a desk guard, but I followed someone else in and didn't have to sign in. Small, crowded apartment. Again shocked at the change in girth from the photo. She asked several times before and during if I was looking for something else and I said it depends on how I feel at the end. Weird massage, not the best, but lots of teasing. Flipped for half the door. OTC roaming, then finally let me pull her fun bags out. During the HE, she kept her eyes closed and looked up which at first was weird, but then I realized she was really feeling for reactions as she tried different techniques. She found the best solution and solved my problems that day. So I'm conflicted because 1/10 on looks, but 10/10 on finish. Maybe close my eyes. ?

15-20 years out of date? GFB. Anyone remember the classifieds in the old Chicago Reader? 80's-90's era we're talking about. 50? No way? 60? Unlikely. 70 or higher, quite likely, maybe more. This is a MT for the ages, of the Eastern European variety. Very eccentric, very talkative, likes the city. Moral of story: Suggest photos accompanying ads be ignored or taken with a grain of salt.

[EdCarbone]

She offers "Esalen" on her website. This technique generally includes a HE, I. E. "relief".

I usually do well with the HE, but after 3 tries with her, no luck.