Massage Parlor Reports

[FullyMooned]

Couldn't find a Kenosha forum so this seems the closest. Will be visiting Kenosha. Looking for the best AMP to visit. Did some research here and re-spa and VIP are mentioned.

[HankyDaPanky]

Saw this last night too. Crazy. Kid came from a good family too. Wasted his life at such a young age.

Sorry men. People that lie to children about the magic man in the sky, and threaten them with eternal hell fire in the event they have some lustful thoughts?? That's child abuse.

Southern Baptist evangelicals have been lying to themselves for hundreds of years, so much so that they actually believe what they say, hypocrisy and all.

I don't exempt any other religion.

That boy is the product of indoctrination into one of the biggest man made lies of all time. It's time we grow up out of this nonsense.

Bad people will continue to do bad things, but if you want good people to do bad things you'll need religion.

[KTown262]

Never thought I would see this, 8 killed:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/16/us/me...ngs/index.html

One Spa was right across from the other. At least one of them was Korean. There was something about a robbery but the details are sketchy. 21 year old kid.

Saw this last night too. Crazy. Kid came from a good family too. Wasted his life at such a young age.

[NitroPimp]

Never thought I would see this, 8 killed:

https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/16/us/me...ngs/index.html

One Spa was right across from the other. At least one of them was Korean. There was something about a robbery but the details are sketchy. 21 year old kid.

[DomCorazon]

What I like about Relax, is that I haven't had to do the uncomfortable negotiation. I really dislike having to specify how much I will pay and for what.

If they've been open this long and have proof of survival why can't they get more mt's?

[Racine Lurker]

What I like about Relax, is that I haven't had to do the uncomfortable negotiation. I really dislike having to specify how much I will pay and for what.

Saw May the other day. You have to get buzzed in. The room is a little too well lit for my tastes, but what can you do? She only had time for a 30 minute massage, so after a few minutes, I asked for a big favor. She obliged and I got to see her tattoo. Worth the price of admission. Half hour 40 and 100 tip to see her tattoo.

To the guy who is asking about ettiquette. Relax is not your typical AMP service.

Fro typical AMP. Bring five 20 dollar bills for the door fee and tip. Stash an extra 60 somewhere just in case. Pay the door fee (best to do one hour for the usual 60), be nice, when they tell you 'get ready', get buck naked and lay face down o the table. When she starts the massage, wait a few minutes and gently caress her legs to tell her why you are there. She'll most likely giggle and shouldn't shove your hand away. Be nice and see how much 'roaming' she allows. She might tease you in your special area. She might not, but don't worry. After a while, she'll ask you to flip over.

On the flip, she might ask by pointing to it, or grab it. Just nod your head and smile. Some girls will say "no, you do" which means you have to do SS. That is a tricky situation. You might have to ask nicely for her to help you. Standard tip for HJ is 40. She might ask for more. Don't give in. Play dumb if you have to. "Oh, sorry, I only brought 40". Now if she does L2 or L3, the tip is roughly 60-80 and 100. Good luck and report back here.

[DomCorazon]

First I was at a ss place mainly for the body rub and a little for the tease. As I'm waiting to get my room out comes a pretty Latina who just got a massage. Ok not too weird since its not a regular AMP. But recently I was at an AMP, two rooms were occupied. I'm waiting for two of my fellow mongers to come out and out comes a thick decent looking blonde and I think her mom was in the other room. Both the body rub place and the AMP don't have regulation covers, etc. on the table so you'd think these chicks wouldn't even set foot in the place after they see the room. Some AMPs have those tissue covers but not these places. They must have been slow but I thought AMPs shoo away women. I compete for table time with you mongers I don't need these chicks too.

[KenoWhereMan]

My question is; Is it worth a 2 hour drive?

My question is do you have this resource close to home and you just want some variety?

If you haven't been able to satisfy the urge close to home, then by all means treat yourself. May does not have the prettiest face but passable, especially with the mask.

What she does have is a beautiful body from the waist down. Extremely smooth and shapely legs. Well shaved completely hairless from the waist below. Her ass is nice especially for an Asian. It's full, not skinny or flat like some.

If you can focus on that you're good. And she's not a fatty at all. And I imagine that tattoo does more good then if the baby damage was left alone. She had a vertical C-section and they must've separated her abs. They covered it back up with a tattoo. From there up, very nice breasts.

So if you're looking for perfection, you'll be disappointed. Especially after 2 hours of driving. But if you're looking for a sure thing with affordable pricing on a really great massage experience she's worth it one time. That'll give you time to find something closer to home.

[RogueFive]

Saw May the other day. You have to get buzzed in. The room is a little too well lit for my tastes, but what can you do? She only had time for a 30 minute massage, so after a few minutes, I asked for a big favor. She obliged and I got to see her tattoo. Worth the price of admission. Half hour 40 and 100 tip to see her tattoo.

To the guy who is asking about ettiquette. Relax is not your typical AMP service.

Fro typical AMP. Bring five 20 dollar bills for the door fee and tip. Stash an extra 60 somewhere just in case. Pay the door fee (best to do one hour for the usual 60), be nice, when they tell you 'get ready', get buck naked and lay face down o the table. When she starts the massage, wait a few minutes and gently caress her legs to tell her why you are there. She'll most likely giggle and shouldn't shove your hand away. Be nice and see how much 'roaming' she allows. She might tease you in your special area. She might not, but don't worry. After a while, she'll ask you to flip over.

On the flip, she might ask by pointing to it, or grab it. Just nod your head and smile. Some girls will say "no, you do" which means you have to do SS. That is a tricky situation. You might have to ask nicely for her to help you. Standard tip for HJ is 40. She might ask for more. Don't give in. Play dumb if you have to. "Oh, sorry, I only brought 40". Now if she does L2 or L3, the tip is roughly 60-80 and 100. Good luck and report back here.

My question is; Is it worth a 2 hour drive?

[Kampyone]

Saw May the other day. You have to get buzzed in. The room is a little too well lit for my tastes, but what can you do? She only had time for a 30 minute massage, so after a few minutes, I asked for a big favor. She obliged and I got to see her tattoo. Worth the price of admission. Half hour 40 and 100 tip to see her tattoo.

To the guy who is asking about ettiquette. Relax is not your typical AMP service.

Fro typical AMP. Bring five 20 dollar bills for the door fee and tip. Stash an extra 60 somewhere just in case. Pay the door fee (best to do one hour for the usual 60), be nice, when they tell you 'get ready', get buck naked and lay face down o the table. When she starts the massage, wait a few minutes and gently caress her legs to tell her why you are there. She'll most likely giggle and shouldn't shove your hand away. Be nice and see how much 'roaming' she allows. She might tease you in your special area. She might not, but don't worry. After a while, she'll ask you to flip over.

On the flip, she might ask by pointing to it, or grab it. Just nod your head and smile. Some girls will say "no, you do" which means you have to do SS. That is a tricky situation. You might have to ask nicely for her to help you. Standard tip for HJ is 40. She might ask for more. Don't give in. Play dumb if you have to. "Oh, sorry, I only brought 40". Now if she does L2 or L3, the tip is roughly 60-80 and 100. Good luck and report back here.

[RubMe262]

For someone's first time there what are the rules and etiquette? And this would be my first time at any parlor.

Go with $$, request an hour lay naked face down on table if she comes with skirt and no leggings you have the ball in your court. Get the massage spread your legs when her hand teases and from there its all negotiating. For $$ you'll be in her.

[NitroPimp]

Wanted a BJ but could not find a SW in Milwaukee. I then drove to Peony only to see Mia extremely booked and not ready for two hours. From there I decided to try VIP and only take a new MT not Emma. I was blessed with a new younger MT, thin and good enough looks. She claimed to be 25. Her name when I said TEN she said yes. However, I know that is not her name or any where close to spelling it. She said it was slow and her first day.

Great massage better than Mia IMO.

Light teasing. OTC allowed. She started at 1. 00 and I ended up with L1 for. 40.

Towards the end she was basically begging for another bill. I could not believe it. IT got annoying where she kept repeating in her broken English more. More is possible with her if you build up trust maybe, I am going to see her again as she was a treat with a great massage to my body. It was funny she went out of her way to say it was slow today but wanted a C-note for a L1. No thanks on that one. Good looking to me though. Nice fit body with small boobs and small but little meat to her ass. Would not allow UTC because my hands were too cold sadly.

Her name is "Dan".

I can confirm your physical descriptions but cannot concur on the service. My experience was fantastic. Her name is "Dan".

Extremely friendly. Very Savvy. Got along great. Only needed the translator once while talking about nuclear physics.

Her physical description can be described as fit, but not hard body. Pretty face. Has the Hunan look. She kept her mask on but I asked her to take it down for a few seconds.

In the brief moment she took her back down I kept saying to myself "Pretty girl, very pretty". If I had to guess the age I would say 35 to 40 but could easily pass for 25 for some folks. I always look at the clues. Regardless, Kenosha needs more like this. She's a very sharp dresser too by the way.

We never negotiated a tip first but I would consider mine generous. Of course they all would like to have more. Her pout turned into a smile when I closed my wallet. "Next time" .

I highly recommend her. Things are looking much better in Kenosha these days and this is a good omen. Take it while you can Brothers. YMMV. Don't don't be cheap, I for one would like to see her hang around K Town.

[KTown262]

Wanted a BJ but could not find a SW in Milwaukee. I then drove to Peony only to see Mia extremely booked and not ready for two hours. From there I decided to try VIP and only take a new MT not Emma. I was blessed with a new younger MT, thin and good enough looks. She claimed to be 25. Her name when I said TEN she said yes. However, I know that is not her name or any where close to spelling it. She said it was slow and her first day.

Great massage better than Mia IMO.

Light teasing. OTC allowed. She started at 1. 00 and I ended up with L1 for. 40.

Towards the end she was basically begging for another bill. I could not believe it. IT got annoying where she kept repeating in her broken English more. More is possible with her if you build up trust maybe, I am going to see her again as she was a treat with a great massage to my body. It was funny she went out of her way to say it was slow today but wanted a C-note for a L1. No thanks on that one. Good looking to me though. Nice fit body with small boobs and small but little meat to her ass. Would not allow UTC because my hands were too cold sadly.

[EddNigma]

Relax is where I was referring to.

For someone's first time there what are the rules and etiquette? And this would be my first time at any parlor.

[HankyDaPanky]

Anyone have tadalafil (Cialis) they want to give up?

The real stuff. . .