Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

[Massagedavid]

I haven't seen that one before but tempted after seeing the pic. I might look into it later this week and report back. If anyone has info, save me a trip or tell me to go.

I am going to TOFTT tomorrow night and will report back.

[LurkinGround]

Anyone ever see this gal?

Need a relaxing massage?? (Independence ky).

Image 1.

Hey there. 26 years old and doing massages. I have an incall location in Independence / TaylorMill area. I am charging 70 an hour for a full body massage. If your needing a relaxing massage just shoot me a text and we will set something up!

Number ends in 0476.

I haven't seen that one before but tempted after seeing the pic. I might look into it later this week and report back. If anyone has info, save me a trip or tell me to go.

[Big Sug]

Intrigued by the pics, gave her a shout. We texted back and forth a few times, schedules were a little difficult to sync (on my part, not hers). Finally, today, got confirmation from her and at the appropriate time headed off to enjoy the experience and maybe create a long term arrangement.

Texted for the address. No response. But, I know how things can go sometimes and it's a matter of a small delay before getting a response; so, given my tight time frame, headed off figuring I would get a response along the way. While enroute, texted a couple of more times, no response. Just crickets.

Got to the general area, still no response. Ran right up to the appointment time and tried one more time. . . You got it, no response LOL. I had the time to burn, so I grabbed some local fair from a well known golden arch establishment. I thought maybe by the time I've ordered that a response would come. It didn't.

So, in lieu of telling you all about my experience with Busty Norwood, I thought it only fitting to tell about my experience with Fillet of Fish With Extra Cheese and Frys. The usual dialog ensued leading up to the point at which I received my FOFWEC. My tummy was a little grumbly so I was really anticipating how sweet it would taste. BTW, did I say I got extra tartar on it and I am glad I did. I pulled over into a secluded area and opened the bag. OMG, the warm wafting of my FOFWEC was titillating to my senses. I savored the moment while the warmth from within the bag whispered out and over my face. Mmmmm.

I pulled out a fry and ran it under my nose, sniffing every little grease-filled nook and cranny. Such a delightful smell. The salt was a little heavy and scraped my upper lip a little, but I didn't mind. I nibbled the tip of it. I'm pretty sure it would have responded if it weren't just an inanimate french fry. I proceeded to nibble it down to a nub, then popped the remaining niblet into my mouth. The yumminess was beyond words - It was ... how do you say... je ne sais quoi.

I unwrapped the FOFWEC and ogled it along with the frys. Both were so delicious looking that my mouth began to water. The three of us knew what was about to happen next, but I felt as though one might get jealous watching me eat the other. To remedy the dilemma, I pulled apart them buns and placed as many fry's as I could heap in between. I pushed the buns back together, smashed down real good, and then began a melodious licking to clean up the sauce that had squeezed out. Some of it dripped onto the remaining fry's, so I began licking those too. So fucking hot! I mean, those frys were right out of the vat, and those bastards burnt my tongue a little.

After cleaning up the tartar sauce, I began stuffing as many bits of FOFWEC into my mouth as were possible until I could only breath through my nose. I took a couple of gulps of soda, then back to chomping down on the remainder of my FOFWEC. In the end, it was soooo dee-lish! Of course, YMMV, but well worth it IMHO especially since I don't normally go for a big lunch.

As for Busty Norwood, still no response as of the writing of this. Hope she's okay.

Good luck, stay safe.

TGM

I've never wanted to fuck a Filet o' Fish so much in my whole life. Or any fried food for that matter. Until now. Is that wrong? I may wait til it offers a 2 for $4 special!

[CletusTheYokel]

Funny as Hell. And well written. Submit to Penthouse Forum stat.

CK.

Intrigued by the pics, gave her a shout. We texted back and forth a few times, schedules were a little difficult to sync (on my part, not hers). Finally, today, got confirmation from her and at the appropriate time headed off to enjoy the experience and maybe create a long term arrangement.

Texted for the address. No response. But, I know how things can go sometimes and it's a matter of a small delay before getting a response; so, given my tight time frame, headed off figuring I would get a response along the way. While enroute, texted a couple of more times, no response. Just crickets.

Got to the general area, still no response. Ran right up to the appointment time and tried one more time. . . You got it, no response LOL. I had the time to burn, so I grabbed some local fair from a well known golden arch establishment. I thought maybe by the time I've ordered that a response would come. It didn't.

So, in lieu of telling you all about my experience with Busty Norwood, I thought it only fitting to tell about my experience with Fillet of Fish With Extra Cheese and Frys. The usual dialog ensued leading up to the point at which I received my FOFWEC. My tummy was a little grumbly so I was really anticipating how sweet it would taste. BTW, did I say I got extra tartar on it and I am glad I did. I pulled over into a secluded area and opened the bag. OMG, the warm wafting of my FOFWEC was titillating to my senses. I savored the moment while the warmth from within the bag whispered out and over my face. Mmmmm.

I pulled out a fry and ran it under my nose, sniffing every little grease-filled nook and cranny. Such a delightful smell. The salt was a little heavy and scraped my upper lip a little, but I didn't mind. I nibbled the tip of it. I'm pretty sure it would have responded if it weren't just an inanimate french fry. I proceeded to nibble it down to a nub, then popped the remaining niblet into my mouth. The yumminess was beyond words - It was ... how do you say... je ne sais quoi.

I unwrapped the FOFWEC and ogled it along with the frys. Both were so delicious looking that my mouth began to water. The three of us knew what was about to happen next, but I felt as though one might get jealous watching me eat the other. To remedy the dilemma, I pulled apart them buns and placed as many fry's as I could heap in between. I pushed the buns back together, smashed down real good, and then began a melodious licking to clean up the sauce that had squeezed out. Some of it dripped onto the remaining fry's, so I began licking those too. So fucking hot! I mean, those frys were right out of the vat, and those bastards burnt my tongue a little.

After cleaning up the tartar sauce, I began stuffing as many bits of FOFWEC into my mouth as were possible until I could only breath through my nose. I took a couple of gulps of soda, then back to chomping down on the remainder of my FOFWEC. In the end, it was soooo dee-lish! Of course, YMMV, but well worth it IMHO especially since I don't normally go for a big lunch.

As for Busty Norwood, still no response as of the writing of this. Hope she's okay.

Good luck, stay safe.

TGM

[Massagedavid]

Anyone ever see this gal?

Need a relaxing massage?? (Independence ky).

Image 1.

Hey there. 26 years old and doing massages. I have an incall location in Independence / TaylorMill area. I am charging 70 an hour for a full body massage. If your needing a relaxing massage just shoot me a text and we will set something up!

Number ends in 0476.

[JLZ61]

Was fucking hilarious! Got my juices flowing, that's for sure! LOL.

Intrigued by the pics, gave her a shout. We texted back and forth a few times, schedules were a little difficult to sync (on my part, not hers). Finally, today, got confirmation from her and at the appropriate time headed off to enjoy the experience and maybe create a long term arrangement.

Texted for the address. No response. But, I know how things can go sometimes and it's a matter of a small delay before getting a response; so, given my tight time frame, headed off figuring I would get a response along the way. While enroute, texted a couple of more times, no response. Just crickets.

Got to the general area, still no response. Ran right up to the appointment time and tried one more time. . . You got it, no response LOL. I had the time to burn, so I grabbed some local fair from a well known golden arch establishment. I thought maybe by the time I've ordered that a response would come. It didn't.

So, in lieu of telling you all about my experience with Busty Norwood, I thought it only fitting to tell about my experience with Fillet of Fish With Extra Cheese and Frys. The usual dialog ensued leading up to the point at which I received my FOFWEC. My tummy was a little grumbly so I was really anticipating how sweet it would taste. BTW, did I say I got extra tartar on it and I am glad I did. I pulled over into a secluded area and opened the bag. OMG, the warm wafting of my FOFWEC was titillating to my senses. I savored the moment while the warmth from within the bag whispered out and over my face. Mmmmm.

I pulled out a fry and ran it under my nose, sniffing every little grease-filled nook and cranny. Such a delightful smell. The salt was a little heavy and scraped my upper lip a little, but I didn't mind. I nibbled the tip of it. I'm pretty sure it would have responded if it weren't just an inanimate french fry. I proceeded to nibble it down to a nub, then popped the remaining niblet into my mouth. The yumminess was beyond words - It was ... how do you say... je ne sais quoi.

I unwrapped the FOFWEC and ogled it along with the frys. Both were so delicious looking that my mouth began to water. The three of us knew what was about to happen next, but I felt as though one might get jealous watching me eat the other. To remedy the dilemma, I pulled apart them buns and placed as many fry's as I could heap in between. I pushed the buns back together, smashed down real good, and then began a melodious licking to clean up the sauce that had squeezed out. Some of it dripped onto the remaining fry's, so I began licking those too. So fucking hot! I mean, those frys were right out of the vat, and those bastards burnt my tongue a little.

After cleaning up the tartar sauce, I began stuffing as many bits of FOFWEC into my mouth as were possible until I could only breath through my nose. I took a couple of gulps of soda, then back to chomping down on the remainder of my FOFWEC. In the end, it was soooo dee-lish! Of course, YMMV, but well worth it IMHO especially since I don't normally go for a big lunch.

As for Busty Norwood, still no response as of the writing of this. Hope she's okay.

Good luck, stay safe.

TGM

[TheGenteelMan]

I have been very much off the radar for the last several months. I usually only post reviews and not commentaries about my opinion regarding anything but my actual experience with a lady. Due to my lack of posts I have been taking a hit for not being an active senior so I figured I'd write something today. I recently saw this lady at her non-motel incall. Set up was easy via text and the area was quiet and safe in my opinion. She is definitely the girl in the pics .... Bottom line: great provider and an even better person. As always, stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

Fireguy.

Intrigued by the pics, gave her a shout. We texted back and forth a few times, schedules were a little difficult to sync (on my part, not hers). Finally, today, got confirmation from her and at the appropriate time headed off to enjoy the experience and maybe create a long term arrangement.

Texted for the address. No response. But, I know how things can go sometimes and it's a matter of a small delay before getting a response; so, given my tight time frame, headed off figuring I would get a response along the way. While enroute, texted a couple of more times, no response. Just crickets.

Got to the general area, still no response. Ran right up to the appointment time and tried one more time. . . You got it, no response LOL. I had the time to burn, so I grabbed some local fair from a well known golden arch establishment. I thought maybe by the time I've ordered that a response would come. It didn't.

So, in lieu of telling you all about my experience with Busty Norwood, I thought it only fitting to tell about my experience with Fillet of Fish With Extra Cheese and Frys. The usual dialog ensued leading up to the point at which I received my FOFWEC. My tummy was a little grumbly so I was really anticipating how sweet it would taste. BTW, did I say I got extra tartar on it and I am glad I did. I pulled over into a secluded area and opened the bag. OMG, the warm wafting of my FOFWEC was titillating to my senses. I savored the moment while the warmth from within the bag whispered out and over my face. Mmmmm.

I pulled out a fry and ran it under my nose, sniffing every little grease-filled nook and cranny. Such a delightful smell. The salt was a little heavy and scraped my upper lip a little, but I didn't mind. I nibbled the tip of it. I'm pretty sure it would have responded if it weren't just an inanimate french fry. I proceeded to nibble it down to a nub, then popped the remaining niblet into my mouth. The yumminess was beyond words - It was ... how do you say... je ne sais quoi.

I unwrapped the FOFWEC and ogled it along with the frys. Both were so delicious looking that my mouth began to water. The three of us knew what was about to happen next, but I felt as though one might get jealous watching me eat the other. To remedy the dilemma, I pulled apart them buns and placed as many fry's as I could heap in between. I pushed the buns back together, smashed down real good, and then began a melodious licking to clean up the sauce that had squeezed out. Some of it dripped onto the remaining fry's, so I began licking those too. So fucking hot! I mean, those frys were right out of the vat, and those bastards burnt my tongue a little.

After cleaning up the tartar sauce, I began stuffing as many bits of FOFWEC into my mouth as were possible until I could only breath through my nose. I took a couple of gulps of soda, then back to chomping down on the remainder of my FOFWEC. In the end, it was soooo dee-lish! Of course, YMMV, but well worth it IMHO especially since I don't normally go for a big lunch.

As for Busty Norwood, still no response as of the writing of this. Hope she's okay.

Good luck, stay safe.

TGM

[WorksAlot]

Every time I hit CL and respond to an ad, I get spam emails.

Just once, I'd like a real girl who actually lives in cincy.

Jb.

I don't know about other guys, but if they don't have a phone number in the ad I don't even bother. Too much of a hassle with that back and forth if they are even real.

[JohnnyBoy69]

Every time I hit CL and respond to an ad, I get spam emails.

Just once, I'd like a real girl who actually lives in cincy.

Jb.

[ZackTy]

Meet a BBW today that was to see a few seniors members. She does not post anywhere so you won't find her. She is 22 years no body damage and enjoys DATY and gives a decent BBBJ WCIMS. When she open the door she was not what I expected but I made the drive so I went for it. It is a drive for me she is in a nice Apartment complex in Highland Heights KY. If you like BBW seniors ask for her number. Not the best but far from the worst. Like most I am hook on a chance be with a oriental. I would repeat if in the area she lets you know when you are doing it right she gets loud and talks dirty. Tell her Hillbilly Bob sent you.

Clear some space for pm. ZT.

[MKimball]

I met her. I was patient with the communication. Very nice girl. Great personality and sensual skills.

Smells of smoke and is a little messy / dirty possibly because of poor living conditions.

Still a nice experience and would repeat.

There is always risk. But cops don't do what she did for me. She thinks the guy calling her a cop got mad that she turned down his business. I don't know the circumstances.

WARNING. Some of yous may have already seen this one. If not here ya go.

http://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cas/5301984002.html

"This chick is a cop. She's trapping dudes on the corner of tylersville road and cincy Dayton


fun in car anyone?!? - w4m (west Chester)
body : average height : 5'7" (170cm) status : single

age: 24

I am twenty four years old and am located within the we5st Ches1ter ar3ea. I am loo5king fo4r someo6ne that it'4s read6y to ge3t toget6her ASAP, and would like to play in the car!! It's a thrill, trust me, lol... I am five foot seven and weigh one fifty, long dark brown hair, big bright green eyes with long lashes, I'm thick but NOT FAT, and have a big boot"

[Hillbilly Bob]

Meet a BBW today that was to see a few seniors members. She does not post anywhere so you won't find her. She is 22 years no body damage and enjoys DATY and gives a decent BBBJ WCIMS. When she open the door she was not what I expected but I made the drive so I went for it. It is a drive for me she is in a nice Apartment complex in Highland Heights KY. If you like BBW seniors ask for her number. Not the best but far from the worst. Like most I am hook on a chance be with a oriental. I would repeat if in the area she lets you know when you are doing it right she gets loud and talks dirty. Tell her Hillbilly Bob sent you.

[Member #5197]

Has anyone seen this couple posting on CraigsList for people to come watch them on the westside of Cincy? The post is below. You can PM details if you would like. Thanks.

Want to watch a couple do it right in front of you? Come to our place and watch some live porn! Watching us will excite you more than any dvd will! Sit just a couple feet away and even do some directing if you want! Hit us up to see a great show!

[Member #5068]

I have been very much off the radar for the last several months. I usually only post reviews and not commentaries about my opinion regarding anything but my actual experience with a lady. Due to my lack of posts I have been taking a hit for not being an active senior so I figured I'd write something today. I recently saw this lady at her non-motel incall. Set up was easy via text and the area was quiet and safe in my opinion. She is definitely the girl in the pics posted in earlier reviews and maybe even better looking in person. She is new to this, but I couldn't tell. She met me at the door in jeans and a sweatshirt, but the excellence of her body was very apparent. Very cute, great rack, thin, long legs, cute little butt and no baby damage. We did our checks and headed to the room for fun. She does have a dog, but he is pretty awesome so there's no worries there. She does. 6 be&G and 1. 2 hhr. I'm not going to get into details, but her services are top notch and her attitude is even better. There's no smoke smell and the environment was pretty much perfect. What exceeded both Her services and attitude was her personality. She's in her 30's, but is an old soul. I can honestly say I've never clicked with someone like I did with her. I will be repeating as often as my schedule permits and will not be seeing anyone else. I did not post a link to her ad because there isn't one. I also do not have permission to share her digits, I did ask though. She does not want to see lots of people so I don't expect to see an ad unless her regulars dry up. If I do get permission to share I will. She is one of the best I've seen and I thank my fellow monger for sharing her digits with me (I'll keep your name out of this post so you aren't inundated with messages.). Bottom line: great provider and an even better person. As always, stay safe and have fun gentlemen.

Fireguy.

[Emmitt]

The skinny chick on red bank for car fun, she's changed her number a few times I've gotten ahold of twice just wanted some other people's thoughts on her, I know some of you have met her.