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  1. #3646

    Daisy_Hawkins

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    Speaking of super hot accountants, I fucked this HX chick several times in 2018 and 2019. Long gorgeous black hair and can suck all the deductions out of your 1040. Severe penalty for early withdrawal ha ha ha.

    She even showed me her business card. Real life number cruncher.

    Steak.
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Daisy_Hawkins

    She was a fun one for sure all the BBFS cip you can unload. Saw her countless times.

  2. #3645

    AmazingAutumn

    Anyone seen her before?

    I'm interested in mature one and I need her contact info.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AmazingAutumn

    Please help me out if you've experienced her.

    Thank you I'm advance.

    HP.

  3. #3644
    Senior Member


    Posts: 150
    Quote Originally Posted by Markssmrk  [View Original Post]
    I had a girl a while ago that did that same weird thing with wiping me off as she did the BJ. We've all been there bro. Thanks for the warning. Only thing that erases those bad memories is to go see a sure thing next time.
    That's tough, I noticed that many of the very high priced girls are a risk. Many, not all have this "the world owes me something".

    Because of my hotness, etc. Unfortunately, this carries over into this profession. I think guys should look at all angles before dropping.

    That kinda coin for a gal. Because at least with the mid-tier (gals. Normally you get a good time, and return on investment. And even it's.

    A bad outing. A lot was not lost.

  4. #3643
    Quote Originally Posted by Maverick26  [View Original Post]
    Similar experience last week.

    I've been thinking of quitting this hobby and wanted to end it on a high note so booked Ashley for a one hour session in La.

    She was about 20 minutes late but I didn't mind since it was a pretty nice hotel near LAX and I like people watching plus I expected her to be late based on the reviews.

    She came to pick me up at the lobby by the elevator. And first impression was great. She isn't as pretty as the pictures but she is an attractive girl.

    I gave her the donation, went to freshen up and came back to find her in a sexy lingerie. Needless to say, it was down hill from there.

    She laid out her rules: no DATY, and no FOV which I completely understand but then she took me by surprise by telling me I can't touch or lick her nipples because she is ultra sensitive. WTF? She has very nice b cup tits with delicious pink nipples and I can't even taste it?

    She started off with BBBJ, which was decent but she kept wiping off her spit and my precum with a towel. Weird.

    She then put on the hat and we proceeded to do missionary. She is pretty tight and allowed LFK. About 5 minutes into the pounding she asks if I'm about to come. I said no and she gets up to go to the bathroom. I lay on the bed for a good 2-3 minutes while my jewel is getting softer and softer.

    She comes back without acknowledging me and checks her phone.

    By this time I am kind of upset and ask her if she is okay?

    She plays it off like everything is fine. My junk is soft again by this time that I ask her if she can just finish me off with a BJ.

    "I don't do BJ after I put on a condom" WTF? I tell her I'll go wash it, and she reluctantly agrees.

    Same shit as the initial BJ. Constantly wiping her spit and my precum. I did finish with her half ass BJ and HJ and I was done with her. I usually go for round 2 when it's an hour session but I just wanted to leave by then.

    I know shit like this happens but she has close to over 500 reviews with many reviews stating "GFE. " This was no where close to an GFE experience (no dfk, no boob touch, bad service). She is probably the most disappointing provider I ever had. To add insult to injury the parking for the hotel cost me $40 LOL.
    I had a girl a while ago that did that same weird thing with wiping me off as she did the BJ. We've all been there bro. Thanks for the warning. Only thing that erases those bad memories is to go see a sure thing next time.

  5. #3642

    AshleyFoxz

    Similar experience last week.

    I've been thinking of quitting this hobby and wanted to end it on a high note so booked Ashley for a one hour session in La.

    She was about 20 minutes late but I didn't mind since it was a pretty nice hotel near LAX and I like people watching plus I expected her to be late based on the reviews.

    She came to pick me up at the lobby by the elevator. And first impression was great. She isn't as pretty as the pictures but she is an attractive girl.

    I gave her the donation, went to freshen up and came back to find her in a sexy lingerie. Needless to say, it was down hill from there.

    She laid out her rules: no DATY, and no FOV which I completely understand but then she took me by surprise by telling me I can't touch or lick her nipples because she is ultra sensitive. WTF? She has very nice b cup tits with delicious pink nipples and I can't even taste it?

    She started off with BBBJ, which was decent but she kept wiping off her spit and my precum with a towel. Weird.

    She then put on the hat and we proceeded to do missionary. She is pretty tight and allowed LFK. About 5 minutes into the pounding she asks if I'm about to come. I said no and she gets up to go to the bathroom. I lay on the bed for a good 2-3 minutes while my jewel is getting softer and softer.

    She comes back without acknowledging me and checks her phone.

    By this time I am kind of upset and ask her if she is okay?

    She plays it off like everything is fine. My junk is soft again by this time that I ask her if she can just finish me off with a BJ.

    "I don't do BJ after I put on a condom" WTF? I tell her I'll go wash it, and she reluctantly agrees.

    Same shit as the initial BJ. Constantly wiping her spit and my precum. I did finish with her half ass BJ and HJ and I was done with her. I usually go for round 2 when it's an hour session but I just wanted to leave by then.

    I know shit like this happens but she has close to over 500 reviews with many reviews stating "GFE. " This was no where close to an GFE experience (no dfk, no boob touch, bad service). She is probably the most disappointing provider I ever had. To add insult to injury the parking for the hotel cost me $40 LOL.

    Quote Originally Posted by AR1996  [View Original Post]
    Went to see this chick today.

    https://privatedelights.ch/profile/AshleyFoxx or allison143 on hx.

    Idk how I ended up with such a terrible session with her cause she has almost 400 4-5 star reviews. PD says she has a quarantine discount of 300 hr but she quoted me 400. I decided to take it based on her reviews. When I arrived at the hotel, she didn't text me back. Ghosted. After waiting in the parking lot for 30 minutes I left but then she finally texted her room number. Against my better judgment I decided to go up to her room. Her room was filthy and she reeked of weed and she smelled like bo. She took the donation up front then took off all her clothes. Her pics are real and she is super hot. Unfortunately that's where the good things end. During the entire session Ashley was cold, unattentive, and didn't even look at me. She gave me a half assed BJ / HJ then put a cover on my SOFT dick then told me to fuck her. She bent over in doggy and the smell coming from her kitty was DISGUSTING. Just to get it over with, I thought of my fav porn star then inserted. I made sure to give her the hardest pounding of her life. After I came she told me to get out.

    Worst experience ever. I paid 400 for a 20 minute non GFE session. There are girls who only do covered stuff that are better than Ashley.

    I will most definitely not be repeating.

  6. #3641
    Quote Originally Posted by SCJohn  [View Original Post]
    Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.
    And, its not taxed. LOL.

  7. #3640

    Hx sexy accountant

    Speaking of super hot accountants, I fucked this HX chick several times in 2018 and 2019. Long gorgeous black hair and can suck all the deductions out of your 1040. Severe penalty for early withdrawal ha ha ha.

    She even showed me her business card. Real life number cruncher.

    Steak.

    Quote Originally Posted by WildMan007  [View Original Post]
    Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

    Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.
    Quote Originally Posted by SCJohn  [View Original Post]
    Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.
    Quote Originally Posted by BJojo  [View Original Post]
    That makes sense.
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  8. #3639
    Senior Member


    Posts: 1105
    Quote Originally Posted by WildMan007  [View Original Post]
    Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

    Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.
    Probably makes more money here than driving for Uber.

  9. #3638
    Senior Member


    Posts: 150
    Quote Originally Posted by WildMan007  [View Original Post]
    Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

    Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.
    That makes sense.

  10. #3637

    The smarter ladies

    Quote Originally Posted by BJojo  [View Original Post]
    Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.
    Those who have a prominent job want to earn extra money for a better car (buy a new car) better clothes (Saks vs. Wal Mart) and even better makeup too!

    Met one in 2015 who was an accountant.

  11. #3636
    Quote Originally Posted by BJojo  [View Original Post]
    Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.
    Very interesting indeed, since she told me she makes sets and props for theater productions as a career. Perhaps she didn't want to reveal her other, real "prominent job" or perhaps there are other circumstances at play. Not my place to judge or assume someone's situation, just pointing out what I was told and commenting. Thanks.

  12. #3635

    Customer Service

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    No pimp cares about his thots service!

    He / She only cares about 1,5,10,20,50's and 100's!
    Newer pimps don't care. Longer term managers/bookers want the repeats and regulars -- like the asian houses. That is why the Asian houses are the best.

  13. #3634
    Senior Member


    Posts: 150
    Quote Originally Posted by KoolKeith323  [View Original Post]
    Any of you locals seen this chick?

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lovelycassie
    She's very pretty, curvy as hell, and like sex, and bbj was good.

  14. #3633
    Quote Originally Posted by BJojo  [View Original Post]
    Her pimp clearly does not care about good customer service.
    No pimp cares about his thots service!

    He / She only cares about 1,5,10,20,50's and 100's!

  15. #3632
    Senior Member


    Posts: 150
    Quote Originally Posted by ScrewNutBolt  [View Original Post]
    Saw her a few times in the 2017-2018 time frame if I recall correctly. Yes, she's hot, and she is a freak and will let you do anything you want but she is also spaced out, older than the pics suggest, and generally more trouble than she's worth. The last date I had with her was disappointing: she started complaining about back pain early into round 2 and I just stopped trying. As I was getting dressed on the way out she started talking about some financial hardships and if I could help her out. Have not repeated since and why should I? Many younger, skilled and willing providers that are there to take her place.
    Interesting thing is. She mentioned that she works a prominent job. I assume that she makes good money. I guess not, since she's begging for extra $$.

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