Frequently Asked Questions - Read First

[Cocoacruiser]

As soon as it is cool enough to warrant a jacket I do so. My daily carry is a Glock 26, but prior to that I had the Glock 30. A decent lightweight leather jacket usually has at least be inside pocket that will stash either one in a Desantis style pocket holster easily.

I also have a Ruger LCP for those times I can't carry any other way. It hides bathe front pocket of pretty much anything. It stays in the car as a BUG all year, and is slipped into a pocket if I have no other method of concealing a bigger gun.

You can buy an LCP for under 250 used, and at motel room distances, the ittybitty sights really don't matter.

No not your condoms and no not your monger phone; I'm talking about your guns.

In light of a recent incident where a monger had to use a gun to defend himself I am inclined to ask the board a question I've been meaning to ask for awhile; where do you guys carry your gun when / if you carry during a dream?

Myself personally, I have a plethora of guns ranging in all caliber and sizes. My vehicle always has a gun in it but I find it a little more difficult to carry on my person in a way not to let a provider see it but can still access it quickly if needed. I have a few different styles of inside the waist band and outside the waistband holsters, but unfortunately when the clothes come off the gun goes where your pants goes and there's a chance the provider could see it as the clothes are coming off. I imagine ankle holsters would work if you like to dream with your pants by your ankles hahah. I also know there are some guns small enough to just fit in your pocket and holsters too that are designed to fit in your pockets, but the smallest gun I have is a Glock 30's and that doesn't fit in a pocket without being obvious so I don't know much about pocket carrying.

I've carried on my person a few times during a dream and that's mostly with providers I haven't met yet. I just carry holstered inside my waistband and just keep my pants next to the bed on the far side of the room. I've never had to execute it but my plan would be if something goes down to just pick up my pants and back up against the far wall so I can't be surrounded then see how they want to handle the situation from there.

I'd like to hear how some of you do it cause there's always a better way and hopefully we can all take a lesson out of this and be safer in this (Sometimes) dangerous hobby.

Edit: Not sure if this is against forum rules so Admin can remove as necessary (not like he needs my permission anyways). Also, if you don't want your tactics know feel free to shoot me a PM (pun was intended).

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[JohnA51]

Been doing research and RTFF rule. Still new to this so bear with me. I registered as a member yesterday. No attention at home so I'm looking for a safe and discreet GFE. I've read a few pages of positive escort reviews and found someone I would like to spend time with. I sent her an email yesterday. Here's the problem: she requires verification and I'm not on date check or anything like that. Too paranoid and don't want to give any traceable information. I've read on here to see other providers that don't require it. Then post a review and hope they reply to the review to verify you. I know I shouldn't set my sights on just 1 person.

[Camera3]

St,

First thank you for putting this up. I sounds like to me that we can get in trouble just by going to a notel place. It doesn't even have to be a set up, just the two of us going there and them proving we know what the place is used for. By seeing us there a few times before, as they know who goes there now.

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You're welcome. This is important shit for all of us in the hobby. I am no attorney. The additions to the law have to do with punishment and sets minimums. That is what sucks.

I had to look up a couple of those words. Good news! The definitions are spelled out in the law itself, which is here:

http://www.leg.state.fl.us/statutes/...s/0796.07.html

Note, it specifically states the purpose of this law is to combat prostitution. I don't think anyone has ever been arrested for owning or visiting a notel. If you ever notice the other folks renting rooms by the hour, it is quite enlightening as I don't think their primary clientele is our side of the hobby. Meaning, there are a lot of old men and young boys showing up to rent a room. But, certainly, as Rick Rawls is learning, running a brothel clearly is what the law was meant to combat.

Just one man's opinion.

C3.

[Evangelion27]

That was a great and funny info. Good job c3.

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

[Steavt]

First thank you for putting this up. I sounds like to me that we can get in trouble just by going to a notel place. It doesn't even have to be a set up, just the two of us going there and them proving we know what the place is used for. By seeing us there a few times before, as they know who goes there now.

I posted this in another thread but also figure it belongs here are a good reference. Please note, the hobby is about to change in Florida with the enactment of Florida Statute Section 796.07:

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2...aw-in-florida/

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.

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[Camera3]

I posted this in another thread but also figure it belongs here are a good reference. Please note, the hobby is about to change in Florida with the enactment of Florida Statute Section 796.07:

Here is a pretty good article comparing the current law with the new law:

http://www.criminallawyerinjax.com/2...aw-in-florida/

Simply stated, the third time a SP is convicted of solicitation, the second for us Johns, it is a Third Degree Felony. What does that mean? In Florida, a Third Degree Felony is punishable by no more than five years in prison and a $5,000 fine. By the way, for the third time for us Johns it can go up to 15 years. Ouch!

It is interesting that on the Third Degree Felony strike you may be given the option of enrolling in an intervention program. I am guessing this may be the same type of program that Josh Dugger is in.

It gets better. On your first conviction you must serve 100 hours of community service AND pay for and attend an approved educational program that focuses on the negative effects of prostitution and human trafficking. For the second or subsequent time, he or she will have to serve a mandatory 10 day jail sentence. There is an additional punishment if a vehicle is used during the commission of the crime. If a person uses his or her vehicle while soliciting prostitution, the judge may impound or immobilize the vehicle for 60 days.

Kinda sucks for car dates.

So, yeah, the game is changing a bit.

C3.

[Blast Off]

I'm just doing my diligence and RTFF and want to thank you for the info. I learned something and even had a good laugh at the list of codewords.

[DDL1234]

Funny shit.

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

[Camera3]

MF,

Welcome to the best damn literary club in the whole US of A and half of Alabama. What you will find here is a group of guys with vivid imaginations, some are true gentlemen, some total ass holes, a few bad asses, a few dumb asses, some are time wasters, a few have permanent doughnut powder imbedded in their five-o'clock shadow, a teenage boy or two looking through the blinds at his MILF neighbor working in her yard in her bikini, some of the finest ladies around and, as we have learned recently, a few ladies that are downright dangerous.

Your strategy is a good one. RTFF. The FAQ thread is a collection of some good info and intel. Start at the end and work forward. I also suggest reading the ads for the past few pages and then search out some reviews. Also, cross reference the reviewers as most provide a valuable service but some are less than reliable.

Most of us do welcome new members. More members means more and better intel. Feel free to ask questions. I suggest post questions in a thread that is relevant to the question and provide info you already know so we know you are doing your due diligence. The one thing that often annoys many members is the constant list of new guys that think we are somehow a concierge service. We are just guys with a hobby. And it is a fun hobby, far more fun that collecting stamps.

Play safe,

C3.

Hi people. I'm new here. I just wanted to say "hello for now. ".

I'm going to RTFF and the FAQs. But if I have questions after that, where is the best place to post them on here?

Regards!

[MagnoliaFan]

Hi people. I'm new here. I just wanted to say "hello for now. ".

I'm going to RTFF and the FAQs. But if I have questions after that, where is the best place to post them on here?

Regards!

[TungstenHP]

No not your condoms and no not your monger phone; I'm talking about your guns.

In light of a recent incident where a monger had to use a gun to defend himself I am inclined to ask the board a question I've been meaning to ask for awhile; where do you guys carry your gun when / if you carry during a dream?

Myself personally, I have a plethora of guns ranging in all caliber and sizes. My vehicle always has a gun in it but I find it a little more difficult to carry on my person in a way not to let a provider see it but can still access it quickly if needed. I have a few different styles of inside the waist band and outside the waistband holsters, but unfortunately when the clothes come off the gun goes where your pants goes and there's a chance the provider could see it as the clothes are coming off. I imagine ankle holsters would work if you like to dream with your pants by your ankles hahah. I also know there are some guns small enough to just fit in your pocket and holsters too that are designed to fit in your pockets, but the smallest gun I have is a Glock 30's and that doesn't fit in a pocket without being obvious so I don't know much about pocket carrying.

I've carried on my person a few times during a dream and that's mostly with providers I haven't met yet. I just carry holstered inside my waistband and just keep my pants next to the bed on the far side of the room. I've never had to execute it but my plan would be if something goes down to just pick up my pants and back up against the far wall so I can't be surrounded then see how they want to handle the situation from there.

I'd like to hear how some of you do it cause there's always a better way and hopefully we can all take a lesson out of this and be safer in this (Sometimes) dangerous hobby.

Edit: Not sure if this is against forum rules so Admin can remove as necessary (not like he needs my permission anyways). Also, if you don't want your tactics know feel free to shoot me a PM (pun was intended).

[Camera3]

To anyone in this hobby who knowingly is breaking the law (hmmmm, most of us, I guess), here is a "must-see" lecture. The first part is by a law professor on talking to the police. You will be shocked. The second part is by a police officer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

It is long but worth every minute.

C3.

[MoreMike147]

Excellent call sir C3.

C3 - you need to write a book of all your experience.

This last post had me in tears.

- mike.

[Camera3]

What follows is a quote from a post by HotBrittley, one of "O"Town's service providers. It is her comments on protocol and also some of the stupid stuff guys in the hobby say and do. It should be must reading for anyone wanting to get into the hobby.

Play safe,

C3.

F. why. I.

Hey guys. Hottbrittney here, been about 4 weeks since I've been on this board. The good things are I've met a lot of really nice, genuine men. You know who you are. Your the guys that send a text and introduce yourself. With a name (might not be your real name, but a name I can associate with). Your the guys that say they want a (Hour, half hour, etc.). Your the guys that say are you available? And then wait til I can give you an answer. (I try to respond within 10 minutes). Your the guys that when I say to text me when your at my location, you actually do. Your the guys that when coming into my hotel room put the donation on a table. Your the guys that we have an awesome time together. And I Appreciate You All!

The bad and you guys also know who you are. Your the guys that when texting me a first time say "wass supp " . You do anal? Your the guys that when I give them my location say. * I hope your ready for a good fucking. Your the guys that don't show up. Your the guys that when you come into my hotel and say here's the 60 for my be J. And your the guys that don't even meet me and post bogus things because I wouldn't do what you tried to force me to do. So. Yes I'm not perfect. I try to keep my scheduled appointments. But shit happens. Some guys are late. Some are early. So its a snowball effect. I really do love what I do. But really wish some of the "newbies" were a little more educated on the proper way to "dream ".

Now that I've got that off my chest. I look forward to meeting you and making some dreams come true. Hottbrittney.

[Sillyolman]

Frequently, an escort uses codewords to mask their perceived inadequacies by transforming them into an asset. Often we are asked, what does this mean or is there a glossary or dictionary, in reference to these terms, abbreviations, and acronyms.

To reduce the confusion for novice readers, we present, the pessimist's guide to decoding escort ads:

BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.

Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.

Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.

Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.

Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.

Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.

Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across the state.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.

What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.

Always up for a good laugh, but there is so much truth in this.

C3.

Excellent call sir C3.