Strip Club Reports

[Joe Valdez]

What do you mean by offerings?

You are on usasexguide what do you think he means?

[The Camel]

Was in SGV yesterday so made my semi-annual trip to the clubs. Hit SYNN first. Finally met Charm who many of you have written about before. Very nice, got a 2 for 20 with her. I'm not a big tattoo guy but why would she get one under her chin? Was sitting by the stage enjoying the show and Sunny came out. Might have been the best one there IMO. Soon as she came out of the dressing room after her set some guy was on her, back to the VIP. I bounced over to Paradise. Soon as I sat down Nikki came over for the Paradise handshake. Came on pretty strong but I wasn't ready yet, so I passed. Next was Sativa who I have read about before. She starts talking about her fantasy of being "lightly" choked. I'm not into that so passed again. Eventually Atlantis come by. Really nice personality to go along with the bangin body. Did a 3 for 40 with her. Would have sat more with her but she was leaving. Anyone have any experience with Sunny at Synn or Atlantis at Paradise?

You dodged a bullet by avoiding Sativa. Despite her somewhat sweet looking appearance she is nothing but a notorious scam artist. Many years ago she had a great rep for superior service at bargain prices, but she must have hired a business manager who taught her how to be a ROB instead. I know some people will sing her praises. However, the YMMV rule applies to the best dancers and the worst dancers. Most of her customers leave the club disappointed if not angry.

Btw, I don't have any personal experiences with Atlantis but she gets positive reviews consistently or maybe unanimously on Boned In.

[Oswalt]

Was in SGV yesterday so made my semi-annual trip to the clubs. Hit SYNN first. Finally met Charm who many of you have written about before. Very nice, got a 2 for 20 with her. I'm not a big tattoo guy but why would she get one under her chin? Was sitting by the stage enjoying the show and Sunny came out. Might have been the best one there IMO. Soon as she came out of the dressing room after her set some guy was on her, back to the VIP. I bounced over to Paradise. Soon as I sat down Nikki came over for the Paradise handshake. Came on pretty strong but I wasn't ready yet, so I passed. Next was Sativa who I have read about before. She starts talking about her fantasy of being "lightly" choked. I'm not into that so passed again. Eventually Atlantis come by. Really nice personality to go along with the bangin body. Did a 3 for 40 with her. Would have sat more with her but she was leaving. Anyone have any experience with Sunny at Synn or Atlantis at Paradise?

[Akara]

What do you mean by offerings?

Since Paradise and Synn are sister clubs, do the same offerings at Paradise happen at Synn?

Thanks.

P.

[Pudgy68]

Since Paradise and Synn are sister clubs, do the same offerings at Paradise happen at Synn?

Thanks.

P.

[Mira30]

Has eney one had experiences with nikki at paradise whent to paradise last Friday but was not able to get dances with her she seems to be some what popular.

[SpikeBites]

I finally had a my first experience of FS in a club in quite a long time. I'm talking many, many moons!! The last time I was at Paradise, I went to see a porn star on tour. I think it was Keshia, anyhow it was that long ago.

That is another story for another time.

It was the first time I went to a club with the full intentions of get some FS. I had extra coin to throw away, I was going to be in the area; it seemed like it was made to happen.

I pull up and completely forgot there was an AMP in the same lot. If I don't get any action at Paradise, put the new Plan B in place. It couldn't get more perfect. The parking lot was very empty. It didn't look like there would be much Monger competition do deal with. My concern was the quality of the girls. Walking in, I knew it was dead since I didn't hear any conversations going on. Loud music, but not a lot of voices. Since this is the first time, in a long time being in a club that was slow, lot of cell use was going on. I went to the bar, got an over priced non-alcoholic drink. There was a girl standing next to the bar. She smiled as I walked by. I found a table in the far back by the bathrooms. Guess who follows me to the table? Yup. While I was walking to the table, I saw only 3 girls in the place including the one who trailed me. She sits down next to me. Very pleasant young woman. I ask on how it works now since it's been a while for me. She tells me there is a private lap dance area for x amount of dollars. I couldn't remember because I didn't want that. Over by the bar is the VIP area. That's $25 (not sure) for 15 min, $50 for HH. She says that I could get a nice massage. That's all I needed to hear, but then I started some small talk. I wanted to see if she persisted or dropped it. She didn't even persist with the sell. I dug that. She even said that if she leaves me, that another girl would sit down. I really didn't feel like getting another drink for a dancer. Yup, that procedure is still in effect. I really wasn't getting into the other girls, so I lets hit the VIP room. I pay the house fee at the bar. Walking down the little VIP hallway, I pass the girls dressing room. Beyond that is the rooms with curtains. Reminded me of an AMP. She leads me into the room. Darkly lit with a nice little couch against the wall. This is going to be fun!

The curtain get dropped and she starts to give a little playful dance as I am standing with her. We both pretty much start grinding each other. She starts to disrobe as we are grinding and groping. She taller than me, so I have some important parts with in reach. Nice! I sit on the mini-couch and ask if my little guy can come out. Sure! I stand up, she sits and pulls out a cover. Very nice! Leans back and spreads her legs. I start to lean forward but asks for a tip. I say ok, she says $80. I think she was expecting me to say no way. When I said OK, her face was a little shocked. That alone was worth the admission. Before she could react further I went in. OH MAN!! That went on for a bit. When all was done, she left. I walked out and was done. I used my normal composition layout and didn't name drop. The reason for that is I didn't want her to get loaded with unwarranted attention. I did do some research and found the girl I met up with hasn't been mentioned in any fashion when it comes to FS. If she had, I would have said so. I post to let people know this action is possible. I do feel bad for the people who get mislead on the VIP experience.

I do plan on repeating in a few weeks. Especially since HX has been a little stale for my taste lately, the newness of this really kicked me into another phase. Paradise does list the girls on the roll call portion of their site, so maybe I'll go on the day she isn't there.

Stay Safe,

P.

So how much did you pay OTD? And for how long?

[Lovergrrl]

Considering that 90% of the girls at Paradise are FS, I find the fact that you're keeping the girl secret quite amusing. If she's charging $80 for FS to someone she met for the 1st time, I am willing to guess that this is a secret everyone already is aware of.

You don't need to buy a drink for every girl that sits next to you. This isn't Tijuana. I generally buy a drink after a girl has sat with me for a bit and I am enjoying her company (but that still isn't required). If you want FS, you can just discuss it with the girl beforehand. Don't do so in the VIP room since you are risking disappointment and possible GPS prices.

The 1 problem with strip clubs is that its expensive and you're in a closet type space. You are paying for entry, VIP and then tip. Some people prefer a bed and a little more time.

LOL yes I was going to say if you can't score at Paradise there is something very very wrong with the universe.

Makes me wonder how the granny AMP next door even stays in business.

[Akara]

Considering that 90% of the girls at Paradise are FS, I find the fact that you're keeping the girl secret quite amusing. If she's charging $80 for FS to someone she met for the 1st time, I am willing to guess that this is a secret everyone already is aware of.

You don't need to buy a drink for every girl that sits next to you. This isn't Tijuana. I generally buy a drink after a girl has sat with me for a bit and I am enjoying her company (but that still isn't required). If you want FS, you can just discuss it with the girl beforehand. Don't do so in the VIP room since you are risking disappointment and possible GPS prices.

The 1 problem with strip clubs is that its expensive and you're in a closet type space. You are paying for entry, VIP and then tip. Some people prefer a bed and a little more time.

I finally had a my first experience of FS in a club in quite a long time. I'm talking many, many moons!! The last time I was at Paradise, I went to see a porn star on tour. I think it was Keshia, anyhow it was that long ago.

That is another story for another time.

It was the first time I went to a club with the full intentions of get some FS. I had extra coin to throw away, I was going to be in the area; it seemed like it was made to happen.

I pull up and completely forgot there was an AMP in the same lot. If I don't get any action at Paradise, put the new Plan B in place. It couldn't get more perfect. The parking lot was very empty. It didn't look like there would be much Monger competition do deal with. My concern was the quality of the girls. Walking in, I knew it was dead since I didn't hear any conversations going on. Loud music, but not a lot of voices. Since this is the first time, in a long time being in a club that was slow, lot of cell use was going on. I went to the bar, got an over priced non-alcoholic drink. There was a girl standing next to the bar. She smiled as I walked by. I found a table in the far back by the bathrooms. Guess who follows me to the table? Yup. While I was walking to the table, I saw only 3 girls in the place including the one who trailed me. She sits down next to me. Very pleasant young woman. I ask on how it works now since it's been a while for me. She tells me there is a private lap dance area for x amount of dollars. I couldn't remember because I didn't want that. Over by the bar is the VIP area. That's $25 (not sure) for 15 min, $50 for HH. She says that I could get a nice massage. That's all I needed to hear, but then I started some small talk. I wanted to see if she persisted or dropped it. She didn't even persist with the sell. I dug that. She even said that if she leaves me, that another girl would sit down. I really didn't feel like getting another drink for a dancer. Yup, that procedure is still in effect. I really wasn't getting into the other girls, so I lets hit the VIP room. I pay the house fee at the bar. Walking down the little VIP hallway, I pass the girls dressing room. Beyond that is the rooms with curtains. Reminded me of an AMP. She leads me into the room. Darkly lit with a nice little couch against the wall. This is going to be fun!

The curtain get dropped and she starts to give a little playful dance as I am standing with her. We both pretty much start grinding each other. She starts to disrobe as we are grinding and groping. She taller than me, so I have some important parts with in reach. Nice! I sit on the mini-couch and ask if my little guy can come out. Sure! I stand up, she sits and pulls out a cover. Very nice! Leans back and spreads her legs. I start to lean forward but asks for a tip. I say ok, she says $80. I think she was expecting me to say no way. When I said OK, her face was a little shocked. That alone was worth the admission. Before she could react further I went in. OH MAN!! That went on for a bit. When all was done, she left. I walked out and was done. I used my normal composition layout and didn't name drop. The reason for that is I didn't want her to get loaded with unwarranted attention. I did do some research and found the girl I met up with hasn't been mentioned in any fashion when it comes to FS. If she had, I would have said so. I post to let people know this action is possible. I do feel bad for the people who get mislead on the VIP experience.

I do plan on repeating in a few weeks. Especially since HX has been a little stale for my taste lately, the newness of this really kicked me into another phase. Paradise does list the girls on the roll call portion of their site, so maybe I'll go on the day she isn't there.

Stay Safe,

P.

[Pudgy68]

I finally had a my first experience of FS in a club in quite a long time. I'm talking many, many moons!! The last time I was at Paradise, I went to see a porn star on tour. I think it was Keshia, anyhow it was that long ago.

That is another story for another time.

It was the first time I went to a club with the full intentions of get some FS. I had extra coin to throw away, I was going to be in the area; it seemed like it was made to happen.

I pull up and completely forgot there was an AMP in the same lot. If I don't get any action at Paradise, put the new Plan B in place. It couldn't get more perfect. The parking lot was very empty. It didn't look like there would be much Monger competition do deal with. My concern was the quality of the girls. Walking in, I knew it was dead since I didn't hear any conversations going on. Loud music, but not a lot of voices. Since this is the first time, in a long time being in a club that was slow, lot of cell use was going on. I went to the bar, got an over priced non-alcoholic drink. There was a girl standing next to the bar. She smiled as I walked by. I found a table in the far back by the bathrooms. Guess who follows me to the table? Yup. While I was walking to the table, I saw only 3 girls in the place including the one who trailed me. She sits down next to me. Very pleasant young woman. I ask on how it works now since it's been a while for me. She tells me there is a private lap dance area for x amount of dollars. I couldn't remember because I didn't want that. Over by the bar is the VIP area. That's $25 (not sure) for 15 min, $50 for HH. She says that I could get a nice massage. That's all I needed to hear, but then I started some small talk. I wanted to see if she persisted or dropped it. She didn't even persist with the sell. I dug that. She even said that if she leaves me, that another girl would sit down. I really didn't feel like getting another drink for a dancer. Yup, that procedure is still in effect. I really wasn't getting into the other girls, so I lets hit the VIP room. I pay the house fee at the bar. Walking down the little VIP hallway, I pass the girls dressing room. Beyond that is the rooms with curtains. Reminded me of an AMP. She leads me into the room. Darkly lit with a nice little couch against the wall. This is going to be fun!

The curtain get dropped and she starts to give a little playful dance as I am standing with her. We both pretty much start grinding each other. She starts to disrobe as we are grinding and groping. She taller than me, so I have some important parts with in reach. Nice! I sit on the mini-couch and ask if my little guy can come out. Sure! I stand up, she sits and pulls out a cover. Very nice! Leans back and spreads her legs. I start to lean forward but asks for a tip. I say ok, she says $80. I think she was expecting me to say no way. When I said OK, her face was a little shocked. That alone was worth the admission. Before she could react further I went in. OH MAN!! That went on for a bit. When all was done, she left. I walked out and was done. I used my normal composition layout and didn't name drop. The reason for that is I didn't want her to get loaded with unwarranted attention. I did do some research and found the girl I met up with hasn't been mentioned in any fashion when it comes to FS. If she had, I would have said so. I post to let people know this action is possible. I do feel bad for the people who get mislead on the VIP experience.

I do plan on repeating in a few weeks. Especially since HX has been a little stale for my taste lately, the newness of this really kicked me into another phase. Paradise does list the girls on the roll call portion of their site, so maybe I'll go on the day she isn't there.

Stay Safe,

P.

[Lovergrrl]

Went to get my rocks off here a couple of weeks ago. I got to talking to this girl about 5'6 , light skinned, dark hair, really tight body, and c or d bolt-ons. He had a really nice attitude so we went to the VIP.

Once there she stripped complety and gave me a very sensual dance, lots of touching, tit sucking. After a while she said "do you me to put a condom on you", how much? "$50".

What a deal I thought, so we agreed.

She puts the condom on and starts with a really nice BJ, but I want to get in that pussy. So I ask "are you going to get on top?" , she said "I don't do sex".

I should have known.

Anyway, the dance was awesome, and the BJ was great but I got some blue balls for some punani.

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[MooseNuckle]

Went to get my rocks off here a couple of weeks ago. I got to talking to this girl about 5'6 , light skinned, dark hair, really tight body, and c or d bolt-ons. He had a really nice attitude so we went to the VIP.

Once there she stripped complety and gave me a very sensual dance, lots of touching, tit sucking. After a while she said "do you me to put a condom on you", how much? "$50".

What a deal I thought, so we agreed.

She puts the condom on and starts with a really nice BJ, but I want to get in that pussy. So I ask "are you going to get on top?" , she said "I don't do sex".

I should have known.

Anyway, the dance was awesome, and the BJ was great but I got some blue balls for some punani.

[SlimeBall626]

They will suggest and RIP you off. Tell her what you want exactly. No games.

Went there on Saturday.

Lackluster crowd and lackluster performers.

One girl tried to get me into the VIP room and was very suggestive.

Without naming names, what's the best I can expect in VIP?

PM me if you don't want to share openly.

[Studdyk]

Went there on Saturday.

Lackluster crowd and lackluster performers.

One girl tried to get me into the VIP room and was very suggestive.

Without naming names, what's the best I can expect in VIP?

PM me if you don't want to share openly.

[CrunchEazy]

Saw mymy at synn last night. What an amazing performer Bitu in and out of VIP.