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The Dangers of Jordan Addiction:

I feel it's my civic duty to inform my fellow hobbyists of the potential risks associated with Jordan addiction:

Jordan may cause lightheadedness, engorged penis and explosive orgasms followed by temporary paralysis of the lower extremities. Subjects with heart conditions may experience rapid heartbeat and a dramatic rise in blood pressure.

In some instances a feeling of being ten years younger or being overcome with a Superman complex may occur. This can be a very dangerous psychological side effect, as the subject may then attempt to leap over tall buildings or outrun speeding bullets.

Other reported side effects include: singing in the shower, smiling uncontrollably, drained bank account, and in extreme cases, divorce. Subjects with knee or back problems should also be aware of the extra spring and / or skip in their step.

Daydreaming about Jordan may cause loss of concentration which may be hazardous while driving or operating heavy machinery.

If you suspect a friend or family member of Jordan use, then shake his hand and congratulate him!

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