Sandbox of a Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass

[CanAm1220]

Gentlemen,

I was intrigued by this LMT and was curious about her. I know one or two guys have seen her already with zero success. I called and Sophia answered the phone. Sophia is a very classy, sweet, pleasant woman with a great phone persona and attitude. Gently, I asked her about her photo and why it is turned perpendicular to the ad. She responded, as well as I could understand her very thick accent, that there was nothing she could do about it. LOL. Apparently, that is how the ad came out. I may schedule with her, but I am on the fence with this one. But, the good news is that Sophia told me that draping was OPTIONAL. Awesome. Optional draping is always a good sign, guys.

Coin is 100/ hr.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...01651/10407669

Good morning, Per Sofia, Don't waste your time and money. She is nice but NO atmosphere, kid knocking on door during massage, strictly lagit massage.

[Cherryyy]

Mui Guapo handsome Jag. Thank you for the nice review. You are my mui Guapo. Tall strong and handsome. It was a pleasure seeing you baby.

Thank you baby. Hugs and kisses. Cherry. Xxoo.

[Quilino]

http://www.vocativ.com/culture/fun/y...rapefruit-way/#!bEEaOd.

Check out the video, she sounds like a blender.

Well then, I'm off to the fruit stand!

The whole deal with the use of the knife for prepping the grapefruit is kind of scary. Don't want any knives anywhere near my BJ experience!

[Member #4697]

Gentlemen,

I have seen the lovely Cherry. She is a very late 20's, early 30's Latina. 5-6/140 brown hair and brown eyes, massive titties, soft warm and smooth skin. Neatly shaved vagina. Big hood on her clitoris!! Great for DATY. Cherry has a great split, too. Clit piercings as well. Cherry is curvy, sensual, sexy and sexually rapacious. I have had PSE, GFE threesomes with her. Every time I saw Cherry, she was very accommodating to my needs. She will be to yours as well.

Cherry is a FS provider and she follows in the tradition of many of the gorgeous Latina providers we have here in Orlando.

Coin: 150-220.

JaguarXF.

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I saw her today and can absolutely second everything that's been said here. I had a fantastic experience. I had the the whole full menu for 140. Session is 80 up front then up to you how much you want to spend from there.

[NickDanger3]

Visiting Orlando next week. RTFF; highly entertaining. Can anyone confirm the pronunciation of Sunni or Suni's name at the Bamboo Spa? Can't tell if it is Sunny or Soo-Nee from the posts in the section or in the Massage Parlor section. Thanks in advance for your help.

My normal go-to in the area has been AGG, but I am considering a switch.

Thanks again,

Nick.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

I have seen the lovely Cherry. She is a very late 20's, early 30's Latina. 5-6/140 brown hair and brown eyes, massive titties, soft warm and smooth skin. Neatly shaved vagina. Big hood on her clitoris!! Great for DATY. Cherry has a great split, too. Clit piercings as well. Cherry is curvy, sensual, sexy and sexually rapacious. I have had PSE, GFE threesomes with her. Every time I saw Cherry, she was very accommodating to my needs. She will be to yours as well.

Cherry is a FS provider and she follows in the tradition of many of the gorgeous Latina providers we have here in Orlando.

Coin: 150-220.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616805

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616815

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616817

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10616818

[AncientOne]

Gentlemen,

Recently, I had the distinct pleasure of having a VERY heated and sex crazed conversation with this stunningly gorgeous and beautiful woman. You all know who she is. Ashley and her dear friend Jersey Girl are legends in this game. No one has the pristine reputation and code of honor that these two lovely ladies have. No one. I called Ashley to discuss potential meeting times, etc. As the conversation turned to a more, ahem, carnal theme, I felt a large amount of blood flowing into the corpus spongiosum tissues in my stiffening cock. Any of you who have spoken to or seen Ashley, know that besides being attractive, Ashley also has a fucking ball draining phone voice. Her voice is smolderingly sultry, sexual, sensual, exquisitely feminine and highly fucking erotic. As the conversation became more and more sexually intense, I asked her if it would be ok to stroke my now throbbing, twitching, pre-cum oozing cock. Ashley replied that she would like that very much as she was getting turned on as well. I had already sent her some pics of my face and my hard cock (and yes, for you smartasses out there, Ashley was able to tell the difference between the two. LOL). So, the beautiful Ashley and I began a most intense sexual phone fuck that was so very hot and passionate, that it was almost as if we were together in person. As Ashley's sweet sexy feminine voice cooed nasty, filthy dirty talk in my ear, I shot my ejaculate at least four feet into the waiting towel I had on my bed. Ashley continued to talk dirty and sexy to me while I was still ejaculating, telling me she could feel my thick cock throbbing, convulsing and cumming deep, deep down her hot little throat. I finished pumping my cum spurting cock, as Ashley gently and sensually cooed in my ear, bringing me back down to earth.

All I can say is if this is what Ashley is like on the phone, I am not sure if I would be able to handle her in person. And don't even ask me about a threesome with her and Jersey Girl. I would likely go into cardiac arrest! LOL.

JaguarXF.

All sorts of questions POP up here: Did you have to pay per minute? What if when you see her the phone experience is better than the live one? Not counting but Jag now holds the record for releasing his own spunk (the couple of "self service" massage reviews) LOL.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

My Dear Brothers.

Please, please, look at sweet young tender Jasmine's ass! Dear God, help me! Mother fuck! I have to go back to Essence soon and see this stunning, rapacious, alluring, concupiscent and cock hungry young Latina co-ed. Jasmine again. My love, thank you so very much for posting these updated pics. Well, actually, it was probably the equally cock crazed and sexually insatiable Deziah who put these pics up. Either way gentlemen, run, don't walk to Essence to see Jasmine. As I said before, Jasmine has only been in the biz for 8 months. She is only 21 or, 22. But, she is learning at the knee of McKenzie, Deziah and my stunningly beautiful Tatiana, so, Jasmine is being, ahem, trained by the best Rub Gals in the biz. Jasmine's skin is warm, soft smooth and her curvy body will drain every ounce of ejaculate from your massive cocks and ball sacs. My lovely and tender Jasmine will also do a nice PSE, GFE threesome with you, if you are a complete gentleman and she likes you. Treat her well gentlemen, you will not be disappointed.

Jasmine IS a YMMV provider, just like the rest of the providers in town. Menu options vary depending upon her level of comfort with you.

Coin will run in the 100-250 range depending upon level of service.

JaguarXF.

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[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

Recently, I had the distinct pleasure of having a VERY heated and sex crazed conversation with this stunningly gorgeous and beautiful woman. You all know who she is. Ashley and her dear friend Jersey Girl are legends in this game. No one has the pristine reputation and code of honor that these two lovely ladies have. No one. I called Ashley to discuss potential meeting times, etc. As the conversation turned to a more, ahem, carnal theme, I felt a large amount of blood flowing into the corpus spongiosum tissues in my stiffening cock. Any of you who have spoken to or seen Ashley, know that besides being attractive, Ashley also has a fucking ball draining phone voice. Her voice is smolderingly sultry, sexual, sensual, exquisitely feminine and highly fucking erotic. As the conversation became more and more sexually intense, I asked her if it would be ok to stroke my now throbbing, twitching, pre-cum oozing cock. Ashley replied that she would like that very much as she was getting turned on as well. I had already sent her some pics of my face and my hard cock (and yes, for you smartasses out there, Ashley was able to tell the difference between the two. LOL). So, the beautiful Ashley and I began a most intense sexual phone fuck that was so very hot and passionate, that it was almost as if we were together in person. As Ashley's sweet sexy feminine voice cooed nasty, filthy dirty talk in my ear, I shot my ejaculate at least four feet into the waiting towel I had on my bed. Ashley continued to talk dirty and sexy to me while I was still ejaculating, telling me she could feel my thick cock throbbing, convulsing and cumming deep, deep down her hot little throat. I finished pumping my cum spurting cock, as Ashley gently and sensually cooed in my ear, bringing me back down to earth.

All I can say is if this is what Ashley is like on the phone, I am not sure if I would be able to handle her in person. And don't even ask me about a threesome with her and Jersey Girl. I would likely go into cardiac arrest! LOL.

JaguarXF.

[MisterFixIt]

Maybe she's a Doctor Who fan and it's a sonic screwdriver. ?

Sounds like she's a BAD WOLF.

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Ladies,

Recently, I tried to make an appointment with one of you. The conversation began well and things were going very smoothly. Then, all of a sudden, I hear a guys' voice in the background semi-yelling at the provider in a most disrespectful tone. I queried the young woman as to who the gentleman was in the background. She replied, "oh that's just a friend, he won't be here when you come". Ummm, hmmm. Really? As you might guess, I thanked her for her time and wished her a good day. Then, sure as fucking hell, she calls me back. I did not answer. She called me back again, 60 seconds later. Again, I did not answer. I think she finally realized that I was no longer interested and she ceased and desisted from calling again.

Ladies, I have mentioned this before. Please when you are taking calls from clients, be sure that your husbands, boyfriends, pimps, management are NOWHERE to be found. Am I clear, my lovely ladies? It is very bad for business. I know of no hobbyist that would be interested in scheduling with you after hearing a man's voice in the background. We are on edge as it is when we come to see you in unfamiliar surroundings. We have NO fucking idea what potential problem lurks on the other side of your hotel room / apartment door. Ladies, give us men safe harbor knowing that when you answer our phone calls, we feel comfortable hearing your soft, tender and sexy feminine voices and not Brock Lesnar (MMA Fighter) yelling at you in the background.

Thank you, my sweeties and I hope you do all you can to correct this issue.

The JaguarXF.

[Mystical0945]

Gentlemen,

I have never done drugs before and I do not spend my time with people that do. However, I did stay at a Holiday In Express last night so I have some knowledge as to what some drug paraphernalia looks like. I am guessing that the object on the bed, to the right of the young woman is some type of a crack pipe, or, John Lennon's (My favorite Beatle, yeah, yeah, yeah. RIP my good man, your music will live on forever) hashish pipe.

Regardless, I think I will pass on this Malibu Barbie. Just my. 02.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10990155

My Dear Sweet innocent Jag that is a pipe that you load Mary Jane (Marijuana) into and smoke it. So my love that isn't a crack pipe. But good catch.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Xoxo Ashley.

[Ccon66]

Gentlemen,

I have never done drugs before and I do not spend my time with people that do. However, I did stay at a Holiday In Express last night so I have some knowledge as to what some drug paraphernalia looks like. I am guessing that the object on the bed, to the right of the young woman is some type of a crack pipe, or, John Lennon's (My favorite Beatle, yeah, yeah, yeah. RIP my good man, your music will live on forever) hashish pipe.

Maybe she's a Doctor Who fan and it's a sonic screwdriver. ?

[Sexifun]

Gentlemen,

I have never done drugs before and I do not spend my time with people that do. However, I did stay at a Holiday In Express last night so I have some knowledge as to what some drug paraphernalia looks like. I am guessing that the object on the bed, to the right of the young woman is some type of a crack pipe, or, John Lennon's (My favorite Beatle, yeah, yeah, yeah. RIP my good man, your music will live on forever) hashish pipe.

Regardless, I think I will pass on this Malibu Barbie. Just my. 02.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10990155

Sorry jag, it's a common metal pot pipe not hash nor crack and legalization of marijuana for medical purposes is on the ballot this November so if it passes you may be seeing more of these. I've included a pic of common pot pipes for identifying purposes (or google metal pot pipe).

[Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass]

Gentlemen,

This is a courtesy heads up. I received a robo text message from Healing Hands on 8-16-2014 at 6 pm that they were offering 10 dollars off a massage if I came I between 7-8 pm. Really odd. From what I remember, Micha usually works on Saturday. I know they have some guys on their robo-dialing system. It seems as though it is utter chaos over there and Missy is miserably lost with regard to how to run a business.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...-here/10955858