Sandbox of a Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass

**Mystical0945** · 08-02-14 20:11

Look who's got their own thread. Congrats my love! I love it because you tell it like it is. Preach brother Preach.

Play Safe BUT Always Play Hard.

Xoxoxox Ashley.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 19:28

Originally Posted by MelBaby [View Original Post]

My all time favorite client. Sexy, tall, built Jagmeister. Oh how proud I am of you getting your own thread. Congratulations daddy jag. I wish you wouldn't be too busy for your sexy co ed teenage fuck flesh. I miss you so much my body aches for you. I hope you get back to me. Xoxo.

Mel .

Hey sweetie. Can't wait to see you again, my sweet lovely and sexy MelBaby. My cock get sooooooooooooooooo mother fucking hard for you that I get lightheaded. Well, I mean, umm, the head between my shoulders.

Gentlemen, MelBaby is 100% about you and your experience. Her skin is so very soft and warm. Her lips, both sets, are soft, wet, warm and smooth. Great time, indeed.

See you soon, my love!

JaguarXF.

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 18:34

Gentlemen,

I seek your collective assistance in helping me to identify this ball draining, cock stiffening, cum thirsty ass. Yes, I know that the photo is of a woman who could be anywhere in the world.

I can only hope and pray that she is here in Orlando.

If ANYONE can locate this ass for your humble brother Jag, it would be most appreciated. I will even compensate you for your efforts. PM me and we can discuss your finders fee. I can do bitcoin, Green Dot, Money Gram, Amscot, Western Union, etc. LOL.

NO WOMAN at Sweet Elite has an ass that looks this hot, even though this photo is up on their ad. Though, my lovely girls at Sweet Elite are gorgeous, cock hungry, highly oversexed and have great bodies.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10909038

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 15:05

Brother Nedley, how the fuck am I supposed to give you some great Intel if your inbox is full? I just sent you a long response to your PM, regarding Natalie.

Now I lost every fucking thing I wrote. LOL.

Let me know when you have cleared out some space.

Thanks, brother.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/FemaleEs...image=10875048

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 14:41

Gentlemen,

I have some data regarding our lovely and sexy little spinner, Dallas.

PM.

JaguarXF.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 14:20

Originally Posted by Tyrice24 [View Original Post]

I tried contacting her too. I ask her a question about shower and I have not heard from her since then. I would love to meet up with her.

You are a new hobbyist, so let me provide you with some helpful advice: Never ask the wrong question, or, too many questions of a provider. You may creep them out.

These ladies are acutely aware of LE traffic and their tactics. The girls get easily spooked and are always on high alert. I am sure you are a cool guy and a legitimate hobbyist. But, never ask a provider about showers or anything that may be construed as a sexual overture. That will set off their LE radar and get you cock blocked, forthwith.

I was able to contact Laney on Thursday and we spoke at great length. We talked for so long that I should have sent her 100 dollars just for the airtime. It was a long, productive and very meaningful conversation. We got very, very comfortable with each other and we discussed a myriad of topics. Laney is incredibly intelligent. She is easily among the most intelligent women in this business. We will be seeing each other very soon. Laney is gorgeous, sexy, articulate, witty and personable. Laney is the ultimate embodiment of unrequited feminine beauty, intellect and raw sensuality. Indeed, Laney is a true sweetheart.

My suggestion, Tyrice24, is to back off for a few weeks and try her again. Oh, and check out her website.

JaguarXF.

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 14:01

Originally Posted by Whiskeysours [View Original Post]

Whoevers running that place must be crazy. As far as I can tell only one girl works there. Micha. I have yet to hear from anyone that they've actually seen any of the other gals in the BP ad. If they want to bait and switch, fine. Just stop with the fucking unsolicited texts.

Indeed, brother WS, Missy is fucked up or someone is asleep at the wheel and her BP ads are auto-pilot. Do the BP ads automatically renew? Or, does the provider have to manually go back and renew their ads each time they want to re-post? I am not sure how that works.

Regardless, unless someone has been to Healing Hands and has something else to offer, then, I guess we should all just stay away from there.

But, I will say this: The chick in this first link looks like she really would enjoy a fat cock. She really does! WOW. Gentlemen, just take a good look at her eyes. It is probably a photo-fucked, bucketed picture, but she looks hot nevertheless.

If anyone wants Micha's cell number PM me.

JaguarXF.

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 13:35

Gentlemen,

Sorry if this is a re-post. I think I clicked the wrong button to upload my review of Tatiana from a minute ago.

Just a quick heads up for the new guys regarding Tatiana.

She is beautiful, highly sensual and sexy. Tatiana does not normally work on the weekends. So newbies, and guys that usually only hobby on the weekend, checkout Tatiana. She completely drain your heavy ball sac.

Though her menu options are limited to guys that she is truly attracted to, Tatiana will provide you with an excellent Rub experience. When she gets her new boobs, things will get even better. LOL.

Total Coin: 100-240.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...80-27/10565351

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 13:24

Gentlemen,

I have reviewed this insatiable, sexy and libidinous Latina many times before. However, Tatiana usually does not work on the weekends. So when I saw this ad, I thought I would give her another quick review for the newer Board members who may not have seen this sexy young woman.

Tatiana:

34 years old.

5-2 and 130 lbs.

Face: Beautiful and sexy with a near flawless complexion.

Teeth: Very nice with a gorgeous and healthy smile.

Brown Hair and Brown Eyes.

Titties: Small, though she is planning on getting a boob job like Selena / Lisette did 6 months ago.

Skin: Soft warm and smooooooooooooth.

Vagina: Shaved. And OMMFG! Her vagina is very tight and it tastes sooooooooooooooooo fucking good! Tart, musky and tangy.

Labial Lips: Medium thickness and medium to dark pink in color.

Ass: Thick, round and nicely cut.

Split: Exquisite with a nice angular descent into her asshole and vaginal area.

Menu Options: Wide open, though Tatiana is a 100% YMMV type of provider. PM for more as Tatiana is already pissed at me as it is. LOL.

Total Coin: 140-240.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...image=10886631

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**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-02-14 13:04

Gentlemen,

Those of you who have seen this sexually debased woman know that she has had some issues in the past. Nevertheless, she is definitely worth the coinage and there are good times to be had, indeed! I have reviewed her before. She has a great body and ass. Ashlee is, PSE, DFK and GFE.

ALL menu options are on the table, including anal. Well, anal as long as your fat fucking meat stick is not too thick. LOL.

Total coinage: 150-300.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/BodyRubs...al-28/10896666

**Whiskeysours** · 08-02-14 00:04

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

As you know, I reviewed this place two or three months ago, right after it opened. We all know the bait and switch routine. We all got the robo-calls. Some of us even received the texts saying that Healing Hands is offering happy endings.

I posted several times that Missy needs to stop this bullshit and go back to the, ahem, Whoreton School of Business.

Yet, Missy continues on this debilitating course of reprobate, deleterious and nefarious action.

Missy, Babycakes, please stop this nonsense. Unless, of course, you can bring in more gorgeous ladies like Micha. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/10861556

Whoevers running that place must be crazy. As far as I can tell only one girl works there. Micha. I have yet to hear from anyone that they've actually seen any of the other gals in the BP ad. If they want to bait and switch, fine. Just stop with the fucking unsolicited texts.

**Tyrice24** · 08-01-14 19:19

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Baby, I am ready to proceed, oh so fucking balls deep into your stunningly beautiful, tender, soft, velvety smooth and very undersized vagina, if you would ever answer ya mutha fuckin' phone, sweetheart! Lolol.

Baby, I promise you, that you are one of the most attractive women in this business. You truly are. My dear Laney, you are exquisite, ebullient, effervescent, erotic and so very sensual. I have seen one or two providers, so, I know what I am talking about. I would be honored to spend some quality time with you.

And let me be clear, for those of you at home who may not have heard me the first time: Laney is so fucking beautiful that I may very possibly never see another provider after I see her! Gentlemen, look at her photo with the sexy glasses she is wearing. I swear, and I have said this before, Laney looks like Honey / Venus from MBS / Elite. She really does! And those of you that have seen my gorgeous Honey / Venus, know exactly what I am talking about.

Laney, sweetie, call me when you have a moment. I am very much looking forward to experiencing sexual Nirvana with you. And you KNOW I have the requisite coinage.

Hugs, kisses and my 3" wide meat stick.

JaguarXF.

I tried contacting her too. I ask her a question about shower and I have not heard from her since then. I would love to meet up with her.

**Dtfbigd** · 08-01-14 16:40

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

I have blown many hot loads of jizz into, onto and all over Lexi / Ally's World Class Ass. I would hate for you to stuff your face into her ass after I had already left my deposit in it. LOL.

Just sayin'.

JaguarXF.

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Well. Thanks for letting me know LOL.

**Relentless self promoter and pain in my ass** · 08-01-14 15:36

Gentlemen,

As you know, I reviewed this place two or three months ago, right after it opened. We all know the bait and switch routine. We all got the robo-calls. Some of us even received the texts saying that Healing Hands is offering happy endings.

I posted several times that Missy needs to stop this bullshit and go back to the, ahem, Whoreton School of Business.

Yet, Missy continues on this debilitating course of reprobate, deleterious and nefarious action.

Missy, Babycakes, please stop this nonsense. Unless, of course, you can bring in more gorgeous ladies like Micha. LOL.

JaguarXF.

http://orlando.backpage.com/Therapeu...woman/10861556

**Dongid** · 08-01-14 15:13

Talked to her several times on the phone. Set up an appointment. Got the address to her new place. A place off S OBT. She said it was only her 2nd day there. Talked to her again and told her I'd be there in 5 minutes. When I get to the place, door is locked. Ringed the buzzer, no answer. Call her again, no answer. I HAD JUST TALKED TO HER LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES PRIOR. She calls me back 45 minutes later with some excuse about how she gets a lot of calls. I will try again, her new place is only 10 minutes from my office.

Originally Posted by JaguarXF [View Original Post]

Gentlemen,

Based upon these stock photos and the phone number accompanying the ad, I would guess that Mia, Mya has left Brazil Michelle and gone independent. I called her number and left her a VM.

If so, don't expect her excellent service to slack off anytime soon. Mia, Mya, is one of the best providers in Orlando and she is full GFE and PSE.

If anyone has additional data, please post it here, or, in the Massage Thread.

Total Coin: 150-200.

JaguarXF.

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