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[StickShft]

- you didn't know it was so dry out here? LOL where the hell you been the last 2 years we've been bitching about it every day LOL. And even the AMP's have gone to shit! These got to be some of the signs of the Apocalypse coming no??

Look, a click bait title! Haha.

I've seen the decline but before BP was handicapped as much as it has recently, there'd be at least two or three pinch hitters posting. These days, I'd be lucky to find one that's reliable. I partake only a little over a hand-full of times a year so, I don't feel it as much. On the other hand, got a hold of my texting app, turns out they were having service troubles and it wasn't able to receive texts. So, poor girls probably got a text or two, replied and never heard back from me because their texts didn't go through. Such is life, I guess.

-Stick.

[Raider1963]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm just like RAIDER when it comes to my massages & happy endings. I'll take these over "dating" chics anytime! So when I see chics offer to do massages in these sections, yes I know 99% of the time they are not LMT's, but what I down like, nor will I pay, is the outrageous prices they try to charge! 150-250 for an hour? I'm not trying to get an hour massage and then an hour of FS time *****! I can go down the street to Massage Envy and get a professional massage for $50 and then jerk myself off for free. So I'm not paying some chic to jerk me off for 100-200 dollars ever, plus I know their hour long massage is not going to be that great anyway. I do love me some AMPs but they haven't been reviewed well lately and the Santa Fe location went to shit too! What are we to do? Fuuuuuukkkkk! Guess ill just keep looking for that Unicorn! If anyone has any UTRs that would be up for doing some massages with HJ or BJs, and they don't want to do full service bc they have a conscience, send them my way & I will hook them up. Luv me some spinner too, all colors!

Until I find that unicorn I will go to Massage Envy and leave the AMP alone. I am on my feet all day so my lower back screams for relief by the end of a work week. I will keep my eyes open for a massage therapist who has a great attitude and can fill my needs for stress relief. If I do find one, I will let you know.

Raider.

[BootySniper]

I'm with you Brother MicSteele. This area is a complete fail and these women around here are totally clueless at the money they could make with a minimal massage and a decent hand job if they're half-way cute with a decent rack!! Wanting 100+ bucks for a crap hhr massage and handy and uglier than 7 day old stew is crazy!! I can't believe with all these dependasauruses around here you can't find one to figure out how easy it is to make good side money. Basic economics- 4 x75 $ for a half hour massage with a stroke= 300 a day from a $2 bottle of lotion 5 days a week makes 1500 a week!! This doesn't include the unlimited potential of additional tips for good connections. Any info or UTR would be so appreciated. Spinner type any race too!! Squeeze on the exhale bros!! Sniper Out.

[Jobrch]

Anyone ever tried this. I don't see any reviews. I'm in SP and always looking for local talent if anyone has a UTR to share. Pickings kinda slim.

[MicSteele]

I don't know about you guys, but I'm just like RAIDER when it comes to my massages & happy endings. I'll take these over "dating" chics anytime! So when I see chics offer to do massages in these sections, yes I know 99% of the time they are not LMT's, but what I down like, nor will I pay, is the outrageous prices they try to charge! 150-250 for an hour? I'm not trying to get an hour massage and then an hour of FS time *****! I can go down the street to Massage Envy and get a professional massage for $50 and then jerk myself off for free. So I'm not paying some chic to jerk me off for 100-200 dollars ever, plus I know their hour long massage is not going to be that great anyway. I do love me some AMPs but they haven't been reviewed well lately and the Santa Fe location went to shit too! What are we to do? Fuuuuuukkkkk! Guess ill just keep looking for that Unicorn! If anyone has any UTRs that would be up for doing some massages with HJ or BJs, and they don't want to do full service bc they have a conscience, send them my way & I will hook them up. Luv me some spinner too, all colors!

[MicSteele]

I had no idea how dry it is out there. Tried to reach out to a few numbers and nothing. Granted it's morning on a Sunday but, still. Hope others are doing better out there. I guess whatever BP and everyone else is doing is working to deter or curb. Stick.

- you didn't know it was so dry out here? LOL where the hell you been the last 2 years we've been bitching about it every day LOL. And even the AMP's have gone to shit! These got to be some of the signs of the Apocalypse coming no??

[StickShft]

I had no idea how dry it is out there. Tried to reach out to a few numbers and nothing. Granted it's morning on a Sunday but, still. Hope others are doing better out there. I guess whatever BP and everyone else is doing is working to deter or curb.

Stick.

[StickShft]

Is she still around? Super cool chick. Seems to have completely disappeared.

It's been a few weeks or so but she did post a "see me before I'm gone" ad on BP. Haven't seen anything from her since.

-Stick.

[MegaWattMaker]

Had an early morning dream with Stephanie this morning. She is a little chatty and even admitted as much, but I told her that was fine with me as it helped me to relax and feel more comfortable as I am still fairly new. However, I concur with Mega that she has such a hunger for sex and making sure you are totally satisfied. Everything is available, so I just lied back and was in dream heaven while she went to work. A very sensual BBBJ with DT was the first menu selection. Wow, I had to contain myself there, so I had her lie back while I went to DATY for several minutes until it was soaking wet. She was dreaming as well and uttered in her dream that I needed to get inside her now. I jumped right up and grabbed the cover as quickly as I could as we were both into the dream by that point. I wanted to pound away mish first, then had to switch to CG so I could suck on those perky ones. Both of us beginning to work up a sweat at this point, thank goodness for A / C. Then, it was time to hit it K-9 for a little bit. Getting closer, so I wanted to switch back to my favorite, mish. I put my elbows on the bed above her shoulders and kept pumping that thing as best I could. Don't know if she was faking it for my sake, but she was really into it, encouraging me to keep going, then when she said she was cumming, I couldn't take it no more and blew a couple of weeks worth in the cover. I just fell to the bed and relaxed a few minutes while she cleaned herself and got a wash cloth to clean me up as well. Wow! We chatted a little more and then I took her back home.

By the way, she can't always host, but there is a very inexpensive motel really close by to her house that she will take you to when you pick her up, and she takes that into consideration on her donation, but all in all, well worth the price of admission. Also, come prepared, as she realized she didn't have a cover, but I was prepared for that with my own. If you are into the 40 ish, total MILF type, with a nice curvy body that will give you her all to make you satisfied, then I would highly recommend her. Stay safe!

Glad you enjoyed brother Boom! I'm getting pretty good at finding these hot UTR's who do not have the GoldenPussy Syndrome, and put this current crop of BP advertisers to shame. I already have a line on another one, name is Tiffany. Y'all stay tuned! MegaWatt out!

[BoomMaster]

In my continuing quest to mine for gems close to the house, I came across yet another one today. First off, thanks Brother Duran1984 for the feedback on the dream I helped you out with. Without the feedback I would never have discovered Stephanie.

UTR Stephanie is an early 40's MILF, standing a full 6 feet, with a golden tan that I thought was fake. I was informed its her natural color.

I have never been interested in the tall ones, but when the clothes came off, WOW! She is thick, as most tall ones are, but she rocks the thickness! She is curvy and thick, and looked great. The boobs were surprisingly perky, the booty was plump and juicy, and she has a hunger for sex that few others can match!

We met through my UTR Tasha, and agreed a threesome was in order. They really dug into each other while I snapped pics. Afterwards, they were on me like a fat kid on cake! I was blown away by the experience, and am still smiling!

Tasha is going away for a 3 month rehab stint, so the 3 sums will come to an end, unfortunately, but I look forward to Steph by herself. She is doing this to make a little extra cash, as it helps her kids out, and who am I to say no to a hot MILF in distress?

The menu is wide open, with EVERYTHING on the table, I am happy to report, and she is also pic and video friendly!

She did grant permission to share digits with a couple trusted friends, so if we have worked together before, I will consider passing digits. Only those I have worked with in the past, though! As always, stay safe, and the mining of gems continues! Stay tuned for the next episode of Mega's mining adventures! MegaWatt out!

Had an early morning dream with Stephanie this morning. She is a little chatty and even admitted as much, but I told her that was fine with me as it helped me to relax and feel more comfortable as I am still fairly new. However, I concur with Mega that she has such a hunger for sex and making sure you are totally satisfied. Everything is available, so I just lied back and was in dream heaven while she went to work. A very sensual BBBJ with DT was the first menu selection. Wow, I had to contain myself there, so I had her lie back while I went to DATY for several minutes until it was soaking wet. She was dreaming as well and uttered in her dream that I needed to get inside her now. I jumped right up and grabbed the cover as quickly as I could as we were both into the dream by that point. I wanted to pound away mish first, then had to switch to CG so I could suck on those perky ones. Both of us beginning to work up a sweat at this point, thank goodness for A / C. Then, it was time to hit it K-9 for a little bit. Getting closer, so I wanted to switch back to my favorite, mish. I put my elbows on the bed above her shoulders and kept pumping that thing as best I could. Don't know if she was faking it for my sake, but she was really into it, encouraging me to keep going, then when she said she was cumming, I couldn't take it no more and blew a couple of weeks worth in the cover. I just fell to the bed and relaxed a few minutes while she cleaned herself and got a wash cloth to clean me up as well. Wow! We chatted a little more and then I took her back home.

By the way, she can't always host, but there is a very inexpensive motel really close by to her house that she will take you to when you pick her up, and she takes that into consideration on her donation, but all in all, well worth the price of admission. Also, come prepared, as she realized she didn't have a cover, but I was prepared for that with my own. If you are into the 40 ish, total MILF type, with a nice curvy body that will give you her all to make you satisfied, then I would highly recommend her. Stay safe!

[S Nr76]

Awesome, that's the only way to describe the service in this dream. BBBJ with dt, daty, multiple positions, rode me like a bucking bronco with chopper handlebars. She oozes sex appeal. . 8 for the qv which ran over. Super cool to talk to. But alas like the last reviewer stated though the service is great there are some questionables. The location was residential off 301, and god only know who else could have been there. She reassured me though so everything was cool. Does have some marks on body, but not tracts from what I can tell. Does have some type of demon, a bit of a temper, and calls / texts randomly from time to time. However, in a controlled environment its like having a porn spinner who can take whatever you dish out. Put the whole sword in her throat and would not stop until I got into that sweet neck. Blew my mind. Is randomly hard to contact, but for now the reward is well worth the sacrifice.

Just learned that this one is gone too soon also. Shit is rough these days.

[GetControl]

Thanks for all the great reports and leads. I was interested in a couple of these, but will pursue now that you have verified they are legit. Good luck across the pond, I have no doubt you will find some great adventures there! The hobby world in most places is better than the US where we still have not escaped the Puritan legacy.

Is she still around? Super cool chick. Seems to have completely disappeared.

[MicSteele]

Lauren referred by mic.
Easy set up. When I showed up to her place she wouldn't answer text or calls. I waited and saw what look to be her and her friend. I just sat there watched as she brought in another person. So she ended up double booking when she said she is available. Ended up leaving but was called back to say she was stuck in traffic. Which was a lie. Came back and was kept being told 5 more minutes and she would be ready. Which was another lie. Her friend was communicating with me for her. I ended up seeing the same guy walk out. She kept saying 5 more minutes but ended up coming out 30 minutes later. Came for an hour massage got like 15 minutes. And it was on her bed so I'm pretty sure she didn't change the blanket or sheet. Lollipop was pretty good I'd say 8/10. Full performance 8/10. Was quoted $. 50 for the hour but since I didn't get the hour talked down to $. Her friend was in the house while everything was happening as well as their boyfriends were outside waiting in the car.

- Glad to see you back dropping reviews buddy! Your review was like 3-in1 which is a bonus! But when you said you had 2 others, I was like yep, exactly why I take screen shots when I find them bc they will disappear in a heartbeat. I was surprised you saw Ariel since she has recently but reviewed as a cash & dash chic. Once I c that, nope! The sexy brunette you went to see, I could tell those were fake pics from a mile away LOL. I know when these girls are posting fakes but I always ask for a real & recent pic. If they don't send one or try to say that the posted pics are real and recent, then I'm like, so what do you thinks going to happen when I show up and its not you in the pics? LOL.

-I hate to hear that about Lauren already, I am sure she is overwhelmed with service right now but I told her. If the customer service quality drops or if she starts to BS, she will be slammed in a review and her biz will dry up like the Mojave. I know shit happens with schedules but for her to blatantly lie about the situation is horse shit. I just texted her a pic of your review and I am waiting to hear her excuse or her "side" of the story to see if she totally denies it. I told her from the first time that I don't put up with games and bs and I will send anyone away or turn them around in a heart beat if there is any drama or bs. Nope, I won't / don't put up with it and have no time for it.

[MrFrankPicard]

Is evidently in Fayetteville now. One more less option out here in Moore County, ugh.

[Amateur11]

Guys, there's a reason, other than anonymity from LEO, why these girls pose for their pics a certain way. Here are just a few reasons to start off with: 1) If there is no face shot then they are trying to hide / change their identity from the viewers since they already have a bad rep / name. 2) If they are only showing face shots or contorting their body in a certain way, then they don't want you to see how fat they really are or how much weight they have gained since they last posted. 3) If the pics are TGTBT (To Good To Be True), in any town, 99% they are. You are not going to find a playboy model or super hot chic posting ads in BP in Fay. 4) If the pics are of some really good looking girl, but they aren't model pics, and the girl isn't wearing anything revealing or half naked then she's 99% of the time a scammer. We have a couple of them here in this town and they usually post for multiple hours or over nighters available. Why do they post for multiple hours or overnighters you ask? The amount of money she is getting ready to rob from you!! Duhhhh. Don't EVER let any of these chics attempt to leave the site (hotel, car, house, your house, etc) with the donation on them. You've been warned again! Always do your homework on google & social media. 5) If the pics look old or out dated they probably are. If the room / bathroom in the background is in disarray, you know they live like pigs. If they are smoking in their pics then they don't care about their hygiene. If there are fast food boxes all over the room in the pic, again, they live like pigs. *I never have & never will visit any location down on / near 301 area. NOPE. 99% of the news about shootings, stabbings, killings, robberies, murders, drug overdoses all come from that area. Its not worth it and if she is staying in that area, she isn't worth it either. ** Last but not least... all these reviews without pics or screen shots are a waste of time! All the hyperlinks go down, they all change their name, and look at what happened when the other sections of BP were closed down... All of them gone so nothing to reference. Do yourself and everyone else a favor and make your reviews a stand alone document. Meaning, after someone reads it they won't have any questions for u! SCREEN SHOTS, SCREEN SHOTS, SCREEN SHOTS

All so, so true. Thanks for putting the work into that.