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04-06-18 17:16 #106
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Originally Posted by HitAndQuit63 [View Original Post]
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04-06-18 16:10 #105
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Rumor has it skipthegames will start charging by the pound.
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03-20-18 08:36 #104
Posts: 27Summing it up.
Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]
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03-15-18 14:01 #103
Posts: 147Full GFE
I'm always worried that "full GFE" means that I'll end up picking up the tab and getting a handshake at the end of the night while she's texting some other guy.
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03-12-18 12:19 #102
Posts: 124Originally Posted by Member#2668 [View Original Post]
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03-12-18 09:12 #101
Posts: 263Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]
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03-11-18 22:27 #100
Posts: 147You think you've got it bad?
Originally Posted by ANiceGuy [View Original Post]
Well, at least I think it was. I can't see ana; lawe; o now.
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03-11-18 22:01 #99
Posts: 251Oh no, I looked
Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]
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03-11-18 14:15 #98
Posts: 1355Coexist chick
Some of you kept Franenrose in business, so there is no bottom bar. This is a real ad at http://knoxville.skipthegames.com/fe...3/624350945787.
We all have our preferences, but "What's the deal with your butt and legs?" should not be a conversation starter.
Stay safe,
Milfman.
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01-24-18 14:08 #97
Posts: 3Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]
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01-15-18 10:57 #96
Posts: 749If you're cold they're cold.
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11-02-17 08:18 #95
Posts: 63Kindergarten students have amazing vocabularies
I laughed so hard my eyes watered. Awesome! Thanks, MilfMan.
Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]
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10-27-17 00:01 #94
Posts: 347Kindergarten video
Originally Posted by StonesRoller69 [View Original Post]
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10-26-17 18:39 #93
Posts: 189Funny Stuff found on another thread
Quote Originally Posted by JohnnyTheWad.
BBW = fat.
Voluptuous = fat.
Curvy = fat.
Curvaceous = fat.
Thick = fat.
Rubenesque = fat.
Womanly = fat.
Hourglass = fat.
Supersized = fat.
Pic of face only? = fat.
Pic of body under bedsheet? = fat.
Gives bra size only? = fat.
Busty = either saggy or fat.
Naturally busty = saggy and fat.
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly.
Slim = no boobs.
Svelte = no boobs.
Slender = no boobs.
Dancer's body = no boobs.
Runner = no boobs.
Spinner = no boobs.
Yoga = no boobs.
Bombshell = fake boobs.
Baywatch = fake boobs.
Playboy = fake boobs.
Model = fake boobs.
Brazilian = black.
Butterscotch = black.
Caramel = black.
Chocolate = black.
Creole = black.
Cuban = black.
Dominican = black.
Ebony = black.
Egyptian = black.
Eritrean = black.
Ethiopian = black.
Exotic = black.
Hawaiian = black.
Mahogany = black.
Mocha = black.
Mulatto = black.
Nubian = black.
Mixed = black.
Mature = old.
Courtesan = old.
Gracious = old.
Graceful = old.
Refined = old.
Elegant = old.
Classic = old.
Conservative = old.
Original = old.
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's.
Just turned 18 = mid 20's.
19 = possible jailbait.
21 = late 20's.
28 = late 30's.
Intelligent = brunette.
Sorority Girl = blonde.
Selective = overpriced.
Exclusive = very overpriced.
Classy = can't afford lingerie.
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients.
Nasty = doesn't shower at all.
Upscale = snooty personality.
All American = all trailer trash.
Princess = I have an attitude problem.
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs.
On fire = active herpes outbreak.
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service.
Coed = plain looking with acne problem.
Girl next door = looks like the boy next door.
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures.
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds.
Energetic = methamphetamine addict.
Down to earth = boring.
College graduate = sleeps with professors.
Open minded = openly accepts tips.
Two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff.
New to business = changed name.
New to area = changed name and moved across bay.
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town.
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your I'd.
Discrete = I can't spell.
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me.
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly.
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat.
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money.
Snowbunny = white girl with a black pimp.
Available 24/7 = my pimp doesn't let me sleep.
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my pimp can't type.
AD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my pimp is learning how to type.
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed.
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry.
CMT = good massage, bad sex.
FBSM = bad massage, good sex.
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
Hair color = brown.
Hair length = to shoulder.
Eye color = brown.
Age = mature.
Height = short.
Weight = heavy.
Cup size = small.
Measurements = large.
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10-06-17 12:48 #92
Posts: 189Video
Originally Posted by MilfMan865 [View Original Post]