Massage Parlor Reports

[Grafenberg]

For everything they wanted 200.

[Richmond Photo]

I didn't have much time so I opted for 30 min rather than my typical 90 min. Nuru met me at the door and showed me to a room. She was cute, decent body, with a little belly, which I rather like. Nice round butt.

She gave me a quick, but efficient back rub, hitting the neck, shoulders, and lower back. After about 15 min she started massaging my butt and reached between my legs and fondled my balls a bit. Then she leaned forward and whispered in my ear to flip over. Without hesitation she starts working on my already interested member, it didn't take her long to have its full attention. I asked if she would take off all her clothes, but she explained that the owner was in the shop this week and if she gets caught she gets fired. She assured me that she was very willing next week when the owner is gone. She pulled her shirt and bra up and her short shorts aside and I licked her button as I wiggled a finger inside her. She kept stroking for a while and finished the job while I DATY with a handfull of a nice B cupped tata. As I was getting dressed she urged me to come back next week when there would me much more on the menu and she would take it all off. I'm planning on taking her up on her promise.

With all those activities what's was your damage.

[VAPilot]

I didn't have much time so I opted for 30 min rather than my typical 90 min. Nuru met me at the door and showed me to a room. She was cute, decent body, with a little belly, which I rather like. Nice round butt.

She gave me a quick, but efficient back rub, hitting the neck, shoulders, and lower back. After about 15 min she started massaging my butt and reached between my legs and fondled my balls a bit. Then she leaned forward and whispered in my ear to flip over. Without hesitation she starts working on my already interested member, it didn't take her long to have its full attention. I asked if she would take off all her clothes, but she explained that the owner was in the shop this week and if she gets caught she gets fired. She assured me that she was very willing next week when the owner is gone. She pulled her shirt and bra up and her short shorts aside and I licked her button as I wiggled a finger inside her. She kept stroking for a while and finished the job while I DATY with a handfull of a nice B cupped tata. As I was getting dressed she urged me to come back next week when there would me much more on the menu and she would take it all off. I'm planning on taking her up on her promise.

[VAPilot]

I stopped by today and got Nancy (I think that's what she said, I'm bad with names). She is Korean, 30 ish, about 5'2", perky A cups, tight spinner body.

I paid the $80 house fee for an hour and got comfortable. I declined the table shower offer since I had just showered a couple hours before. She gave me a decent face down massage. For most of it, she was straddling my back or between my legs. When she was done, she started paying more attention to my butt and reaching under to work the twig and berries. After she had my full attention, she leaned forward, kissed my neck, and whispered in my ear that it was time to flip.

She put a pillow in place and asked if I would give her a good tip as she got to work. I assured her that I would and asked how much for her to get naked with full roaming access. She hesitated, I offered $80, she countered with $100 and I accepted, since that's what I had in mind anyway. Koreans expect you to negotiate a little.

She gave me a little strip tease and went back to work as I fingered her and sucked her tits. After a few minutes I pulled her up on top of me straddling me with her pussy in my mouth. She kept at it as I licked and fingered her. I was rock hard and almost finished when her hips started bucking and she was moaning. She lifted her pussy out of my mouth and stated that she was the one that was supposed to make me cum, but I made her cum first. She took a breather and straddled me in sort of a reverse cowgirl position, but without penetration. She worked me between her pubic area and her hand. On longer strokes I could feel her wet pussy gliding over me. At that point I popped and she hopped off. The clock indicated that the session was close to 90 minutes. She cleaned us both up, dressed, and got me a bottle of water. I counted out 6 $20 bills and she gave me a big hug and full kiss. She made me promise to ask for her when I come back.

Yes, perhaps $$ total is a bit steep, but she worked for it, and I left very satisfied.

I've only been to Rt 17 once before, close to a year ago. My usual is Michelle at Sakura, who is out of town for a week in NY. Michelle is amazing, but that is a different review.

[Grafenberg]

At OnlyAOne, I think there's 3 AMPs on 17, is this one called 17?

[OnlyAOne]

Went there last week. Met Lanni. Hot older lady with a tight little body. Said I had been there before and was whisked tothe back. She had a good massage technique. She kept saying she was hot I finally realized what she meant and told her to make herself comfortable and she did just that. End of session she was free from her coverings and we had a good time. $70 hr and $80 tip as there was a lot of things we did. Very sweet lady.

[JamesBlond007]

In general, they provide terrible service.

Definitely agree on that. The only reason I ever go to one any more is if I don't have time to make an appt. With someone, otherwise it's infinitely more satisfying to just stay home and jerk it.

Speaking of which, I had a decent dream about LiLi Spa. Just needed a good rub and a nut, saw the mixed reviews, decided to take a chance. Door was locked, got to ring the bell. Immediately greeted by kind of a Chinese malaysian looking therapist, face four, body six, standard pair of fake cans. Kind of reminded me of Thai Angela. One hour, . 6, TS before, I wasn't offered it, but they advertised it and I asked. I always opt for before if given the chance, if nothing else to get a picture of the rest of the session and try to let her know it's ok to explore. Good TS, I'd read reviews saying that they're not shy about ass play, so I let her know in my own subtle way that I was open to it, and she followed suit, getting well into the nooks and crannies.

On to the rub, nice 1st half, concentrated mostly on the lower back, legs and buttocks most of the time, which I wish others would do more. Toward the end, lots of crack and back door teasing. I lifted my pelvis off the bed so she could get more access to the boys, and she took the cue beautifully. Probably the first time I've ever gotten more than a semi on the 1st half. On the flip, pretty much straight to business. Nice med to light touch, got me hard as a rock, slow and non-rushed. One hand on the flagpole, the other working the boys and back door area. Didn't ever commit to any entry, but teased the entryway a pretty good bit, which I was fine with. Finished, got a hot washcloth toweling off. She didn't come back in, so I took that as a cue to get dressed. Bottle of water, tipped. 4, hug, got her name "Lisa".

Overall pretty nice visit. Almost restored my faith in AMP's, but I know it's a crapshoot.

[Grafenberg]

You mean in general? Or with the recent stuff going on.

In general, they provide terrible service.

[JamesBlond007]

Just about all the Asian and Hispanic places / ads are not worth the gamble.

You mean in general? Or with the recent stuff going on.

[Grafenberg]

Well, maybe this place is under new admin, or I just came when the B team was up, but what a different experience.

YMMV, but I'd pass.

Just about all the Asian and Hispanic places / ads are not worth the gamble.

[JamesBlond007]

Well, maybe this place is under new admin, or I just came when the B team was up, but what a different experience.

Instead of the sweet attractive Mia, 2 new faces. 1 butt ugly, bad teeth, the other asleep on the couch. Opted for the hour. First half, decent standard AMP massage. On the flip, straight to business, lots of oohs and aahs, she really got into it. Stops in the middle, haggle time. Immediate red flag. I offer. 4 for a standard release. "No, . 5" Slightly annoyed, but fine, wants the tip before continuing. Red flag 2, but alright. Tip in sight, the hot and bothered act completely gone, all mechanical, no technique. Lackluster 50-50 diy experience.

YMMV, but I'd pass.

[GolfMan57]

Wasn't the best, wasn't the worst. And their predecessor, Modern, when they were in Westwood, was the ore and only AMP in the burg for a long time.

All appears cold and dark, close vacation or move?

Sign still up but open sign is gone.

Also all Adds are down.

Any info?

[Wooden1]

All appears cold and dark, close vacation or move?

Sign still up but open sign is gone.

Also all Adds are down.

Any info?

[Wooden1]

Did they move, close or on vacation?

Went by the other day and the open sign was gone but the small business sign was still in place.

All ads appear to be gone from CL and BP.

[JamesBlond007]

I had a daydream in the sunlight the other day. Had a few minutes, and I was in the mood for a TS, and I was in the hood, so what the heck. Walked in, place was a ghost town. Greeted by a tall-for-asian therapist named Aimee, new apparently. Table shower was nice, explored all the regions thoroughly, back entrance included, though she covered the boys with a washcloth when I turned over to wash the front. Still cleaned everything, but in a hands-off kind of way. They say that the TS is a good indicator of how the rest of the session will go, and as I was to find out, "they" were right.

On to the massage proper, "hard or soft?" Soft please. Hard it is! Apparently hard and soft are the same word in her culture. It was fine overall, thorough if nothing else. On the flip, some nice accupressure facial massage, liberal application of oil, and boys covered with towel, but in such a way that everything else was exposed. It was interesting at first as it built some anticipation. Lots of teasing toward the area, is she going to? Is she not? "Ok, ten minute" she says. Um. Ok. So I have 10 min to pop and gtfo. Long story short, DIY time! She got into it, but wouldn't touch. Had no problem exploring the back door, no finger, but rubbing, and no contact with the flagpole. No problem, at least I got a good HE! Too bad, because I came loaded for extras. Tipped the standard since she got down in the weeds, but I'm done with that place.