Massage Parlor Reports

**Eilers** · 06-29-23 17:37

Originally Posted by Maxen [View Original Post]

Glad I'm not the only one checking in and hoping to find some new intel, LOL been compiling my OC 'wish list' hoping to venture south soon!

Yeah. I wish this thread was more active. It seems like all the activity and action is in the OC area. But I hate how vague so many of the reviews over there are. I've been following it for awhile and I still don't know what half of the acronyms they use are.

**Eilers** · 06-29-23 17:36

Originally Posted by KingFive236 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to this one? On valinda by a popular bar / grill. It's in rubmaps but people are already accusing it of fake reviews, wanted to know if anyone been in.

TIA.

I never renewed my RM subscription because of the rampant fake reviews and crazy renewal price.

If the parlor is getting a bunch of 5 star reviews of young hot girls every couple of days from people who have no previous reviews or are all 5 star recent reviews, you can rest assured it's all fake.

Good luck.

**Edosan** · 06-28-23 21:47

Originally Posted by KingFive236 [View Original Post]

Anyone been to this one? On valinda by a popular bar / grill. It's in rubmaps but people are already accusing it of fake reviews, wanted to know if anyone been in.

TIA.

Never been there but Rubmaps is not very accurate.

**Maxen** · 06-28-23 17:04

Originally Posted by Edosan [View Original Post]

Yup, seems like the going rate around here is $1 for a HJ and close to $2 for FS.

Glad I'm not the only one checking in and hoping to find some new intel, LOL been compiling my OC 'wish list' hoping to venture south soon!

**KingFive236** · 06-28-23 16:29

Anyone been to this one? On valinda by a popular bar / grill. It's in rubmaps but people are already accusing it of fake reviews, wanted to know if anyone been in.

TIA.

**Edosan** · 06-27-23 22:44

Originally Posted by RubMePls [View Original Post]

Bored of the $ all in bbj com at hbfs.

Karen angel is a one-done type thing, wouldn't recommend unless you just want massage.

Random spots are usually overpriced old ladies.

A few good recommendations here but pretty pricey.

It's no wonder this thread has been slow, all the action is in the OC.

Sad times with high prices, low supply of massive milkers / young girls / or extreme pleasers.

Maybe I should try that lady at Annie's pizza but from what I can tell she's got no banging curves and is older also so it's meh.

Sgv unless you like paying $$ seems boring lately.

Yup, seems like the going rate around here is $1 for a HJ and close to $2 for FS.

**RubMePls** · 06-27-23 20:32

Bored of the $ all in bbj com at hbfs.

Karen angel is a one-done type thing, wouldn't recommend unless you just want massage.

Random spots are usually overpriced old ladies.

A few good recommendations here but pretty pricey.

It's no wonder this thread has been slow, all the action is in the OC.

Sad times with high prices, low supply of massive milkers / young girls / or extreme pleasers.

Maybe I should try that lady at Annie's pizza but from what I can tell she's got no banging curves and is older also so it's meh.

Sgv unless you like paying $$ seems boring lately.

**BbbjStan** · 06-18-23 10:45

Originally Posted by KeepFishn [View Original Post]

Arcadia. Apparently they had an angry former customer call it in. From the Police Department:

"At approximately 2:01 PM, Police Dispatch received a call from a person claiming to have shot and killed two people inside his residence. The caller stated he was contemplating committing suicide and then disconnected the phone call. Officers arrived and detained multiple individuals from inside the residence. An interior check of the location was conducted, and no victims were located. Investigation determined a false report of a crime was made and investigators are currently trying to identify the caller. ".

What a loser this guy is. Making the hobby dangerous for everyone. Someone like him should be banned from all establishments and just stay cooped up in his moms basement. Making a false report to the cops like this should never happen.

**Maverick168** · 06-17-23 05:14

Hi guys,

Is yumi still at midori? I haven't seen any recent reports about her. Can anyone provide a description of her? Is she a good provider still or has she got GPS now? I tried linda from midori and was pretty disappointed in her service so looking for a redeeming experience. Haha.

**Tjinla2001** · 06-15-23 23:05

Originally Posted by MisterChango [View Original Post]

Yeah. Her and Lily Yin are in the monger hall of fame as "YOLO" Bangs.

Two members of the Hall of Fame.

**LostLimit** · 06-15-23 21:15

Originally Posted by SomeWonderer [View Original Post]

I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies. Upon returning, she took off one shirt but kept a thicker tubed shirt on, lowered it to barely uncover her natural small b cups, then lowered her pants to just above the knees and said I have to keep these on. She then breaks out with a piece of saran wrap trying to wrap it around me. WTF? I asked her what was that and she's like nothing bare skin as she starts the CBJ which did not feel very good. As I started to roam, she stopped, then hands me a latex glove. I'm like WTF? She says if you want to touch me, you have to be wearing gloves. I'm like seriously? She continued with the CBJ until I lost interest, switched to DATY. I attempted miss and she's like nothing inside me. I asked what's everything then and she says this is everything, I don't do the other things (guess I learned that I'll have to get clarification on what everything means now). Switching between a HJ and the CBJ, about the 35 minute point, she starts rushing me to finish since she is tired. Eventually I finish during the HJ but it surely wasn't what I expected and especially not the price. I may return only to try Lisa but really not sure after this. They also have a repeat services card which gives a free house visit after 10 times.

So you basically paid $$ for a crappy seran wrap CBJ from an old ulgy MILF. Way to get hella ripped off. I would've demanded some of my money back.

**MisterChango** · 06-15-23 15:23

Originally Posted by LC310 [View Original Post]

On Mozart in Lincoln Heights. I think she is dead.

Yeah. Her and Lily Yin are in the monger hall of fame as "YOLO" Bangs.

**LoveFromFrank** · 06-14-23 22:26

Originally Posted by SomeWonderer [View Original Post]

I stopped early in the day and met with Ewa (you-wah) who seemed to be the mamasian, an older lady, looked like mid 40's, wearing a long sleeve shirt and pants, plain looking, and medium size, small natural cups. Asked a few questions about the place and told her I would come back later for an hour massage. Late in the evening, I came back and was met by Lisa, a young cute lady, tall and thin, who was wearing a winter jacket and jeans. I told her I stopped in earlier and had returned for a massage but wanted to take a shower first. She escorted to a room and told me to get ready for the shower as she was closing the door. I asked her if she would be giving me the massage and she said yes and that she'd be back. A few minutes later, Ewa walked in the room, asked how long I wanted, collected the house fee. 6, and left the room. A few minutes later, she came back, handed me a towel to wrap around, and to follow her. She led me to the shower then said she would be one giving the massage. I was expecting Lisa after meeting her but Ewa was ok. As I was getting in the shower, she asked me if I wanted her to join me, which I did. She then got undressed leaving her bra and panties on and came in the shower. She soaped me up and cleaned all areas along with some teasing front and back. After showering, she got completely dressed and escorted me back to the room. Started with an ok light to medium back massage with teasing and allowed roaming. About 10 minutes later, she asked me to flip, started a light massage on the chest and stomach, then started teasing and asked if I would like any extra service. I told her I'd like everything settled with $1. 4, and she left to get supplies. Upon returning, she took off one shirt but kept a thicker tubed shirt on, lowered it to barely uncover her natural small b cups, then lowered her pants to just above the knees and said I have to keep these on. She then breaks out with a piece of saran wrap trying to wrap it around me. WTF? I asked her what was that and she's like nothing bare skin as she starts the CBJ which did not feel very good. As I started to roam, she stopped, then hands me a latex glove. I'm like WTF? She says if you want to touch me, you have to be wearing gloves. I'm like seriously? She continued with the CBJ until I lost interest, switched to DATY. I attempted miss and she's like nothing inside me. I asked what's everything then and she says this is everything, I don't do the other things (guess I learned that I'll have to get clarification on what everything means now). Switching between a HJ and the CBJ, about the 35 minute point, she starts rushing me to finish since she is tired. Eventually I finish during the HJ but it surely wasn't what I expected and especially not the price. I may return only to try Lisa but really not sure after this. They also have a repeat services card which gives a free house visit after 10 times.

As the tittle says, nice review man! I was curious about this place but I think I'll pass if this is how it is.

**Into N Out** · 06-14-23 13:07

Went to Synn after a long hiatus, but the girls there are lame as far as extras go. So I searched around for a massage. Stopped by Meng's, but the women are older and it's 50 bucks for 30 min. I miss the days when Cece was there. She was the GOAT as far as I'm concerned. (If anyone knows where she went, lmk! Then dropped by simple to see if I could get something cheap, but they don't even do massages really. So I left. Feeling defeated, I decided to check out the Mp on valley and walnut grove. Not the new one. This one is next to the vape shop. Walked in, and Anna was in her car outside and chased me down to show me the room. I asked if she would massage me, and the other lady said ok. Anna's clearly gotten some face work done, and it's not great, but it suggests that she might be willing to do extras.

Massage starts and it's solid. She's putting in work. I tried to give signals when she got near my ass, but it felt like I was going to strike out. My thirty minutes was nearing, and I knew there wasn't much time. She had me flip after working my back and legs. Got some oil and started stroking JR. I was rock hard at this point. I pulled up her shirt and taste her c cups (I think she had them done). She had a decent technique, and was relatively gentle compared to the strength she put on my back. After about five min. , I blew so hard that it shot up like three feet, grazing her hair and hitting my chin. LOL. We both laughed. She cleaned me up, and then she proceeded to finish working my legs and ft. Apparently, I paid 40 for an hour. I tipped her 60 since the massage was solid and she was a good sport. Looks like more can be had with more tip.