Strip Club Reports

[Capitol Punish]

Man, that's a lot of names and descriptions in one post!

[JTerry26]

I live quite aways from Philadelphia and so finally had a free afternoon to make the drive and partake of the festivities. Large parking lot (the club is near the airport) on an industrial street. No charge to park. No cover at the time I arrived (2:30 ish in the afternoon). Got wanded after a metal detector but no other intrusion. No I'd scan. As described by others, the main room is a very large and long rectangular bar with seats all the way around it. There are also booths with couches on the right side of this room and a mirrored wall on the left side wall. The restrooms are immediately to your left and there is an "upstairs" door past the alcove to the restrooms where dancer go to unwind / dress / smoke, etc.

Jen was tending bar -- really cute petite girl with black hair. She apparently CAN do dances but I was told only 60 minute VIPs and another dancer MUST go back with her. My Fiji water cost $6 with tip. There were 6-10 dancers working this afternoon -- probably that many or a few fewer patrons at the time I was there:

Brooke. A truly attractive 40-ish blonde with very soft, well done man-mades to about a D-cup.

Betty. Blondish -- seemed Hispanic, a little chunky.

Angel -- a very shapely, yet petite WOC with very large soft man-made to a D-E cup and a nice natural (bubble butt.

Gina -- a Greek / Middle Eastern appearing woman with darkish frizzy hair to mid-back and a wonderful hour-glass shaped body. Her man-mades were also very well done.

Zoe. A dirty blonde with HUGE man-mades (almost too much for her smallish frame).

Sassy. Very petite slender girl with black straight hair, lots of tattoos and piercings -- definitely a goth vibe going on there. There were some other girls whose names were called by the DJ but whom I never met or got to see.

The stage show is 2 dances. The dancers expose what they want but never more than topless (and more often the top stays on but is just "moved aside" to let the girls breathe). The tip walk occurs after each dance. None of the girls on this particular afternoon did much with the pole -- they just sort of swayed back and forth and tried to look sultry. The Lap dances are in an adjacent room at the back left of the main room. Dances in the communal room are timed and are $20 for 3. 5 minutes. There is a bouncer at the desk where the dancer "clocks in" with a band on her wrist and you pay the man on the way out and he adjudicates the count. There is a little privacy in the communal room if you are along the far wall and there aren't many other dancers / patrons back there. The VIP rooms (I think there are 3 of them) are in the back of the club partially elevated and sort of next to the communal lap dance room and there are couches in them and considerably more room to stretch out but there aren't any doors. There are also windows out to the main room but because they are elevated, you can't really see much from the main room. The shortest VIP is $170/15 minutes and that includes two drinks (one for the dancer and one for the patron). There are also 30 and 60 minute options that are priced at a modest discount for correspondingly arithmetic amounts upward from the $170/15 minute fee.

I was initially enticed by Gina's look and so went back with her for some communal room lap dances. Her body was really nice (she says she works out 5 days out of 7 each week) but she seemed a little mechanical and not wholly engaged. I stopped her have having enjoyed her banging body and it ended up being 4 songs worth (she didn't really count them out) after it didn't seem that anything more was going to happen with her.

After we settled up, I went back out to the main room and watched the show for awhile, Brooke stopped by. We chatted briefly and she is quite beautiful (not cute, beautiful) and despite her apparent age, did not seem burned out by the profession at all. She also had quite a wonderful personality. She enticed me to go back for some lap dances. Her lap dances were some of the softest and most sensual dances I have received in all of this hobby -- she also let me know her strict preferences, welcome transparency in this hobby wherein upselling and unfulfilled promises can be the norm, and after I enjoyed her attention for several songs, we called it quits. If all you wanted was lap dances, Brooke is definitely your girl. Wow!

That led to my dance with Angel. Angel was also a very direct communicator and had a sweet and bubbly personality. I guess she had known that I had been there now for about 2 hours and she got right to the point. We decided to get a the 15 minute VIP. When Jen took our drink order, Angel tried to get her to bring us two shots and a water. Initially, Jen was hesitant but then she cleared away what was my original water inadvertently. When she came back, she did indeed have two shots and another Fiji water. Angel asked me to take off my shirt before she started as she said she had a little make-up and perfume on, and didn't want it to get it onto my shirt (which was a very nice and considerate touch). Her dance was fully sensual and everything was delivered as promised. Unfortunately, we ran out of time in the VIP room but she agreed to continue our dance in the lap dance room where we scooped the private corner and she ended up finishing what we started in VIP in a couple of additional dances.

So, all in all, it wasn't a super cheap afternoon of fun but I feel as if I got my money's worth and have absolutely no qualms over what I spent (unlike some of my other visits to clubs where you occasionally feel "taken" by a dancer or three). If I'm ever in the area again, I DO plan to return to this club.

Hope this review helps.

LD

"Hope this review helps". It doesn't. I know the brand of water but not whether you got extras or the price of anything. "Finished what we started" Finished what?

[LurkingDog]

I live quite aways from Philadelphia and so finally had a free afternoon to make the drive and partake of the festivities. Large parking lot (the club is near the airport) on an industrial street. No charge to park. No cover at the time I arrived (2:30 ish in the afternoon). Got wanded after a metal detector but no other intrusion. No I'd scan. As described by others, the main room is a very large and long rectangular bar with seats all the way around it. There are also booths with couches on the right side of this room and a mirrored wall on the left side wall. The restrooms are immediately to your left and there is an "upstairs" door past the alcove to the restrooms where dancer go to unwind / dress / smoke, etc.

Jen was tending bar -- really cute petite girl with black hair. She apparently CAN do dances but I was told only 60 minute VIPs and another dancer MUST go back with her. My Fiji water cost $6 with tip. There were 6-10 dancers working this afternoon -- probably that many or a few fewer patrons at the time I was there:

Brooke. A truly attractive 40-ish blonde with very soft, well done man-mades to about a D-cup.

Betty. Blondish -- seemed Hispanic, a little chunky.

Angel -- a very shapely, yet petite WOC with very large soft man-made to a D-E cup and a nice natural (bubble butt.

Gina -- a Greek / Middle Eastern appearing woman with darkish frizzy hair to mid-back and a wonderful hour-glass shaped body. Her man-mades were also very well done.

Zoe. A dirty blonde with HUGE man-mades (almost too much for her smallish frame).

Sassy. Very petite slender girl with black straight hair, lots of tattoos and piercings -- definitely a goth vibe going on there. There were some other girls whose names were called by the DJ but whom I never met or got to see.

The stage show is 2 dances. The dancers expose what they want but never more than topless (and more often the top stays on but is just "moved aside" to let the girls breathe). The tip walk occurs after each dance. None of the girls on this particular afternoon did much with the pole -- they just sort of swayed back and forth and tried to look sultry. The Lap dances are in an adjacent room at the back left of the main room. Dances in the communal room are timed and are $20 for 3. 5 minutes. There is a bouncer at the desk where the dancer "clocks in" with a band on her wrist and you pay the man on the way out and he adjudicates the count. There is a little privacy in the communal room if you are along the far wall and there aren't many other dancers / patrons back there. The VIP rooms (I think there are 3 of them) are in the back of the club partially elevated and sort of next to the communal lap dance room and there are couches in them and considerably more room to stretch out but there aren't any doors. There are also windows out to the main room but because they are elevated, you can't really see much from the main room. The shortest VIP is $170/15 minutes and that includes two drinks (one for the dancer and one for the patron). There are also 30 and 60 minute options that are priced at a modest discount for correspondingly arithmetic amounts upward from the $170/15 minute fee.

I was initially enticed by Gina's look and so went back with her for some communal room lap dances. Her body was really nice (she says she works out 5 days out of 7 each week) but she seemed a little mechanical and not wholly engaged. I stopped her have having enjoyed her banging body and it ended up being 4 songs worth (she didn't really count them out) after it didn't seem that anything more was going to happen with her.

After we settled up, I went back out to the main room and watched the show for awhile, Brooke stopped by. We chatted briefly and she is quite beautiful (not cute, beautiful) and despite her apparent age, did not seem burned out by the profession at all. She also had quite a wonderful personality. She enticed me to go back for some lap dances. Her lap dances were some of the softest and most sensual dances I have received in all of this hobby -- she also let me know her strict preferences, welcome transparency in this hobby wherein upselling and unfulfilled promises can be the norm, and after I enjoyed her attention for several songs, we called it quits. If all you wanted was lap dances, Brooke is definitely your girl. Wow!

That led to my dance with Angel. Angel was also a very direct communicator and had a sweet and bubbly personality. I guess she had known that I had been there now for about 2 hours and she got right to the point. We decided to get a the 15 minute VIP. When Jen took our drink order, Angel tried to get her to bring us two shots and a water. Initially, Jen was hesitant but then she cleared away what was my original water inadvertently. When she came back, she did indeed have two shots and another Fiji water. Angel asked me to take off my shirt before she started as she said she had a little make-up and perfume on, and didn't want it to get it onto my shirt (which was a very nice and considerate touch). Her dance was fully sensual and everything was delivered as promised. Unfortunately, we ran out of time in the VIP room but she agreed to continue our dance in the lap dance room where we scooped the private corner and she ended up finishing what we started in VIP in a couple of additional dances.

So, all in all, it wasn't a super cheap afternoon of fun but I feel as if I got my money's worth and have absolutely no qualms over what I spent (unlike some of my other visits to clubs where you occasionally feel "taken" by a dancer or three). If I'm ever in the area again, I DO plan to return to this club.

Hope this review helps.

LD

[Career99]

$200 gets you 30 minutes.

Thanks for this review. How long does that 200 give you for the room?

[JTown74]

I have. So many strip club reviews I am excited to make, but let us start with a favorite of mine.

Nikki is a sexy blonde with a flat tummy, dirty blonde hair about. Shoulder length I would say and decent tits, not too big, not flat just small and maybe a little droopy. Her energy is sexy and fun, she is a blast and a VERY funny woman. All told it will cost you 300 (200 for the room, 20 for the guy upstairs to look the other way and 80 for her as a tip) and she will give you and amazing BBBJ and CFS plus a massage when she is done. I must confess that her BBBJ is one of the best I have ever had in my entire life and if I could get her to meet me outside the club. Who knows what we could do.

Thanks for this review. How long does that 200 give you for the room?

[Career99]

I have. So many strip club reviews I am excited to make, but let us start with a favorite of mine.

Nikki is a sexy blonde with a flat tummy, dirty blonde hair about. Shoulder length I would say and decent tits, not too big, not flat just small and maybe a little droopy. Her energy is sexy and fun, she is a blast and a VERY funny woman. All told it will cost you 300 (200 for the room, 20 for the guy upstairs to look the other way and 80 for her as a tip) and she will give you and amazing BBBJ and CFS plus a massage when she is done. I must confess that her BBBJ is one of the best I have ever had in my entire life and if I could get her to meet me outside the club. Who knows what we could do.

[MooseGreely973]

As explained by a dancer friend to me. Sin City is a hype throwin' ass style spot vs a place like risque that's a bit more "classic" pole dance place. Not sure about extras however as I haven't been but if there's anything I learned, there's always someone (s) who will facilitate requests in varying degrees. Finding her is another thing. But being upfront and asking about boundaries instead of specifics is a smooth way to dip into that conversation.

I just looked at risque IG. It looks like mostly white girls. I'm not attracted to white women. So I'm going to check out Sincity soon.

[Jayke00]

Ill be honest about strip clubs. They are a waste of damn time and money.

When I was in my younger days I was stupid and would go to them. Yes you can get action but to get that action you will waste so much fuking time and money its just not worth it.

So, yes. On the whole you are correct about many things in your note.

Getting action in the club is a very expensive way to get action. From the money you spend on drinks, to tipping the dollar parade, to the price of $20/$30 per three minute song ($400-$600/ hour) PLUS tips, there are less expensive ways to get action.

I haven't been in a strip club myself in well over a decade, and that's partially because of all the reasons you listed and partially because of how the scene has just gone downhill since everyone went online.

However if you go into the club knowing that you're only there to use it as a resource, it can be a pretty good venue to meet higher quality (than almost all streetwalkers and most of the lower-end escorts) women who are predisposed to have sex for money.

Sure, it may cost you a cover charge. And you may buy a drink or two for yourself. And then there's some dollar tips. Figure all-in maybe $50 if you're only planning on staying an hour or two.

But given how difficult it can be to find someone quality online, the chances one takes in engaging someone you've not met from an online ad, and that out of your $50 experience you get a drink or two and get to stare at half-naked or entirely-naked women live and in technicolor while you do your research, it's not a bad way to try and find your next regular.

I would advise anyone taking this route that you don't engage in any activity in the club. There is the concept of "setting your floor" from a cost perspective, and even though having sex outside the club is different than having sex inside the club, if she ends up making $150 to fuck you for 15 minutes in the back room, negotiating a better rate in a takeout situation may be more difficult.

Not saying it can't be done, but you are likely to have to talk her off what she made the first time.

Get in, enjoy the show, make some contacts, get out. That's how I'd do it.

But you don't have to entirely write off the scene, so long as you know how to use it to your advantage.

[Sacramento]

As explained by a dancer friend to me. Sin City is a hype throwin' ass style spot vs a place like risque that's a bit more "classic" pole dance place. Not sure about extras however as I haven't been but if there's anything I learned, there's always someone (s) who will facilitate requests in varying degrees. Finding her is another thing. But being upfront and asking about boundaries instead of specifics is a smooth way to dip into that conversation.

Ill be honest about strip clubs. They are a waste of damn time and money.

When I was in my younger days I was stupid and would go to them. Yes you can get action but to get that action you will waste so much fuking time and money its just not worth it.

Think about all those tips your wasting.

Think about all that lap dance money your wasting.

Overpriced drinks for you and maybe dancer your trying to impress your wasting.

And they want to charge you money to get in that club as well? FUK out of HERE.

All for what to maybe smash a chick for like 3 minutes in an uncomfortable position? NO THANK YOU.

BE SMART AVOID STRIP CLUBS AT ALL COSTS.

If you really want to or have to go to one. MY advice. Tip the chicks you don't want 1 dollar only. The chick your trying to nail be straight forward get to the point. If she does extras she will tell you. If she starts talking about maybe this maybe that or starts giving you stories she's full of shit.

Just be straight up with them there not some innocent angels. They are some skanks on a dance poll hooking with losers in real life.

If she's not giving you action GET THE FUK out of there and let her loser bf or whoever sees hooking up with go pay her bills.

[RobRbt101]

How is Sincity these days? Do any of the girls would let you fuck in the club or meeting up outside the club.

As explained by a dancer friend to me. Sin City is a hype throwin' ass style spot vs a place like risque that's a bit more "classic" pole dance place. Not sure about extras however as I haven't been but if there's anything I learned, there's always someone (s) who will facilitate requests in varying degrees. Finding her is another thing. But being upfront and asking about boundaries instead of specifics is a smooth way to dip into that conversation.

[Chimera422]

I think you said it. YMMV.

Club Risque, at least in Center City, seems to be the most "above board" club and I think they frown on prostitution in the back. You may or may not have better luck in one of their "satellite" locations, e. G. Bristol.

Purple Orchid is significantly higher mileage.

Extras def avail in Bristol with right dancer and right $$.

[Jayke00]

Are extras on the table at all; knowing that YMMV girl to girl?

I think you said it. YMMV.

Club Risque, at least in Center City, seems to be the most "above board" club and I think they frown on prostitution in the back. You may or may not have better luck in one of their "satellite" locations, e. G. Bristol.

Purple Orchid is significantly higher mileage.

[Crabbi]

If you want the high-end strip club experience, it's Club Risque, hands down. Can't speak to their roster these days, but they're top of the class here in Philly.

https://www.clubrisque.com/

You'll want the one in Philly proper, on Christopher Columbus boulevard (the locals still call it "Delaware Avenue" - same strip of asphalt).

Bring a lot of cash, you're going to need it.

If you want something a bit grittier, you can try Purple Orchid. Almost all WoC and many of them can be very high mileage.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/purple-orchid-philadelphia-2

Have fun!

Are extras on the table at all; knowing that YMMV girl to girl?

[Jayke00]

Traveling to Philly for a business trip. Looking for recommendations for the classier strip clubs in the area with a mix of girls. TIA!

If you want the high-end strip club experience, it's Club Risque, hands down. Can't speak to their roster these days, but they're top of the class here in Philly.

https://www.clubrisque.com/

You'll want the one in Philly proper, on Christopher Columbus boulevard (the locals still call it "Delaware Avenue" - same strip of asphalt).

Bring a lot of cash, you're going to need it.

If you want something a bit grittier, you can try Purple Orchid. Almost all WoC and many of them can be very high mileage.

https://www.yelp.com/biz/purple-orchid-philadelphia-2

Have fun!

[Hs Monger]

Traveling to Philly for a business trip. Looking for recommendations for the classier strip clubs in the area with a mix of girls. TIA!