Massage Parlor Reports

[Woody50]

So I went HERE:

https://us-newhaven.bedpage.com/ther.../22485365.html

Just to put it out front and center, I want to post this review as a heads-up to fellow mongers who share my penchant for having their service include a table shower portion.

DO NOT GO TO THIS LOCATION FOR A TABLE SHOWER. THE TABLE SHOWER ROOM HAS A COMMODE IN IT.

OK. Now for the review.

The Good:

-Good location with plenty of downtown Thomaston parking. Also out of the way enough that no-one will see you enter under most circumstances.

-Credit cards accepted if you are a little dry in the liquid asset category.

-The providers work HARD to make sure you are Happy.

The Bad:

-Limited Menu. OTC roaming is about the most you can expect beyond the usual tug-fest.

-Staff is not young; 35+, easily from all three people seen.

The Ugly:

-See beginning.

-Also, and I only bring this up due to the big take I suffered for the team on: $10 fee for the Table Shower. I HAVE to state this one, due to my belief that any TS fee is an auto-fail for an establishment in my book.

The TL; DR. Do NOT TS here. Get your tug here if you have to, but NOTHING else.

FW&FS, all.

Thanks for a detailed and honest review. I go by the place once in a while and haven't stopped yet.

I've never been charged for a TS in CT, but I've seen it listed on lobby menus in the Midwest. I don't see the charge as a huge deal, but I'll pass on a TS in general next to a toilet.

[ChadZ1212]

Why not just leave? I'm shocked with all my posted on the Hartford forum about mp's not the cleanest, you would not just leave. It's more shocking to me you stayed. Whatever.

So I went HERE:

https://us-newhaven.bedpage.com/ther.../22485365.html

Just to put it out front and center, I want to post this review as a heads-up to fellow mongers who share my penchant for having their service include a table shower portion.

DO NOT GO TO THIS LOCATION FOR A TABLE SHOWER. THE TABLE SHOWER ROOM HAS A COMMODE IN IT.

OK. Now for the review.

The Good:

-Good location with plenty of downtown Thomaston parking. Also out of the way enough that no-one will see you enter under most circumstances.

-Credit cards accepted if you are a little dry in the liquid asset category.

-The providers work HARD to make sure you are Happy.

The Bad:

-Limited Menu. OTC roaming is about the most you can expect beyond the usual tug-fest.

-Staff is not young; 35+, easily from all three people seen.

The Ugly:

-See beginning.

-Also, and I only bring this up due to the big take I suffered for the team on: $10 fee for the Table Shower. I HAVE to state this one, due to my belief that any TS fee is an auto-fail for an establishment in my book.

The TL; DR. Do NOT TS here. Get your tug here if you have to, but NOTHING else.

FW&FS, all.

[OldSailorR]

So I went HERE:

https://us-newhaven.bedpage.com/ther.../22485365.html

Just to put it out front and center, I want to post this review as a heads-up to fellow mongers who share my penchant for having their service include a table shower portion.

DO NOT GO TO THIS LOCATION FOR A TABLE SHOWER. THE TABLE SHOWER ROOM HAS A COMMODE IN IT.

OK. Now for the review.

The Good:

-Good location with plenty of downtown Thomaston parking. Also out of the way enough that no-one will see you enter under most circumstances.

-Credit cards accepted if you are a little dry in the liquid asset category.

-The providers work HARD to make sure you are Happy.

The Bad:

-Limited Menu. OTC roaming is about the most you can expect beyond the usual tug-fest.

-Staff is not young; 35+, easily from all three people seen.

The Ugly:

-See beginning.

-Also, and I only bring this up due to the big take I suffered for the team on: $10 fee for the Table Shower. I HAVE to state this one, due to my belief that any TS fee is an auto-fail for an establishment in my book.

The TL; DR. Do NOT TS here. Get your tug here if you have to, but NOTHING else.

FW&FS, all.

[Cochonne]

Walked in and walked out. Provider was very old, thin and reeked of cigarettes.

Celtics Guy.

Drove by a few days ago. Can confirm.

[DarkNight1]

Give it a try sometime. The ladies who work in the spas are human. Courtesy and kindness counts. In time, HalfMaster will be balls deep in masseuse pussy.

That is different from going out your way buying candy and gifts. I'm not doing that, flirting and being nice has worked fine for me and gotten me extras and phone numbers.

[DarkNight1]

Exactly. I give holiday tips and occasional gifts to others who make my life better, including my cleaning lady, licensed massage therapist, favorite bartenders, and hair stylist. Why not AMP girls I see regularly?

Yeah no, to each is own. I tip accordingly, I don't go out my way to buy chocolate for these women LOL. I flirt and tell them how beautiful they are and it has worked for me, just being nice and giving compliment, humor goes a long way. I've gotten extras just for being flirty and nice.

[MiguelGrau0716]

I haven't been there in a few months, Fiona is my go to big ass girl to go to, I've seen ads mention new girls also maybe new menu? Regular menu I know is good which is a nice release with some otc allow but not sure if anymore can be done.

[Woody50]

Give it a try sometime. The ladies who work in the spas are human. Courtesy and kindness counts. In time, HalfMaster will be balls deep in masseuse pussy.

Exactly. I give holiday tips and occasional gifts to others who make my life better, including my cleaning lady, licensed massage therapist, favorite bartenders, and hair stylist. Why not AMP girls I see regularly?

[Kumail80]

Give it a try sometime. The ladies who work in the spas are human. Courtesy and kindness counts. In time, HalfMaster will be balls deep in masseuse pussy.

Worked for me, at the star spa (now closed) in Bristol.

[Fazone]

I'm sorry but I never understood the point of giving gifts to these women.

Give it a try sometime. The ladies who work in the spas are human. Courtesy and kindness counts. In time, HalfMaster will be balls deep in masseuse pussy.

[DarkNight1]

Today, I went to Aspen again. I called ahead and asked for Sophia. I purchased a small box of Godiva chocolates for both Gina and Sophia. The total for both was $10. You would have thought I gave them $100 each. They both were giving me kisses and hugs. At one point, I thought they were both going to FS me right there on the floor in the reception area. OK, that's not true but we can dream can't we? If it really happened, I would write to the Playboy forum. Sophia is pretty old but as usual, they all look younger and she is very attractive. She encourages roaming throughout the HE. Someone asked about pricing. It was $70 for one hour. A standard $40 tip was acceptable. I added an additional $10.

I'm sorry but I never understood the point of giving gifts to these women.

[CelticsGuy34]

Walked in and walked out. Provider was very old, thin and reeked of cigarettes.

Celtics Guy.

[HalfMaster]

Today, I went to Aspen again. I called ahead and asked for Sophia. I purchased a small box of Godiva chocolates for both Gina and Sophia. The total for both was $10. You would have thought I gave them $100 each. They both were giving me kisses and hugs. At one point, I thought they were both going to FS me right there on the floor in the reception area. OK, that's not true but we can dream can't we? If it really happened, I would write to the Playboy forum. Sophia is pretty old but as usual, they all look younger and she is very attractive. She encourages roaming throughout the HE. Someone asked about pricing. It was $70 for one hour. A standard $40 tip was acceptable. I added an additional $10.

[GrayBeard01]

Pass by there a lot. Will be trying them again. Thanks for the review.

I went there a month ago and visited Sophia it was a nice massage and manual release but I found them pricey. Maybe the cost of doing business in an upscale town. The town bothers me. State police just tup the road and most nice towns do not let this type of activity go on for very long. It was like 80 and 50 (she asked for 60) no table shower. That price is edging toward options that include more extras. Can still get the same service for 100 out the door.

[TJ985]

Thanks goes to Undersexed69, Blackdog, Halfmaster: all their intel is spot on, confirmed yesterday. Sophia is an excellent masseuse, and the ST was also outstanding. She's also attractive. I even got about 10 minutes extra as she worked on a problematic shoulder. Will be visiting again whenever I can get over to that part of the state!

Pass by there a lot. Will be trying them again. Thanks for the review.