Massage Parlor Reports

**RGood** · 03-02-19 16:35

Originally Posted by ChanceSterNYC [View Original Post]

Is Jenny's Wellness still around? I can't seem to find details on it anywhere. I'm looking for the cheapest HE I can find. Don't care how old or ugly the lady is.

Just google jenny, 18th, massage, rubmap.

**ChanceSterNYC** · 02-27-19 14:50

Originally Posted by HokeyWolf [View Original Post]

Where in SF are you staying? Wherever you go, you'll find old.

Union Square area. So old isn't a problem, what about cheap? What's some of the cheapest go to spots or providers?

**HokeyWolf** · 02-26-19 16:53

Originally Posted by ChanceSterNYC [View Original Post]

Hey guys, I'm new here. Used to be big on spahunters, but those days are long gone. I'm in SF for the week and looking for a cheap HE only AMP? I don't care how old or ugly the woman is, as long as she's got a good grip, I'm good to go. I kind of actually prefer them older, I feel like they could use the money and have probably learned a thing or two over the decades.

So if you have any recommendations, they'll be greatly appreciated!

Where in SF are you staying? Wherever you go, you'll find old.

**ChanceSterNYC** · 02-25-19 18:23

Hey guys, I'm new here. Used to be big on spahunters, but those days are long gone. I'm in SF for the week and looking for a cheap HE only AMP? I don't care how old or ugly the woman is, as long as she's got a good grip, I'm good to go. I kind of actually prefer them older, I feel like they could use the money and have probably learned a thing or two over the decades.

So if you have any recommendations, they'll be greatly appreciated!

**ChanceSterNYC** · 02-25-19 17:44

Originally Posted by DrSexytime [View Original Post]

I called to setup an appointment. Pretty straightforward, no references needed.

Upon arrival, she buzzed me into the apartment complex. Pretty hard massage as others have mentioned, but you can tell her to go softer. Also, she does not rush and will massage you to fill the whole time if you want. Total damage was. 8 for HH the first visit, . 5 thereafter. For full hour add. 3. She'll let you pull her tits out and play with them, and they're definitely nice and big. The downside is she's definitely on the older side (40+) and not exactly a looker.

Definitely the cheapest HE place I've found in SF. If you're a regular, she may let you do. 4 for just a quick HE (no massage).

Is Jenny's Wellness still around? I can't seem to find details on it anywhere. I'm looking for the cheapest HE I can find. Don't care how old or ugly the lady is.

**HobbySf** · 02-21-19 18:08

Anyone have any recommendations for busty providers in SF or Oakland? Real or fake. Doesn't matter. I've seen Crystal at Golden Bell (SF), Michelle at Starlight Spa (SF) and Cici at Lotus (Oakland) and they all fit the bill. There's another provider at Starlight with a huge rack, but service is so lousy I wouldn't repeat and I didn't get her name.

**Mr Sixty** · 02-19-19 19:30

Originally Posted by ThickFootballe [View Original Post]

I'm interested in knowing more about Temple of Bliss. I'm visiting San Francisco soon and am interested in trying it out. From the website, the women there certainly seem attractive, but I just don't know what to expect, or if it's worth the cost. Is it therapeutic, educational, experiential, sexual, etc. ? I seriously don't know whether to expect orgiastic sex or a lesson in meditation. Big difference! So, any info you can pass along would be most appreciated. Send me a personal message if need be. Thanks!

Temple of Bliss is a chain, with outlets in NY and LA as well. If you type it into the Search box on this site, you can find reviews from all over. I don't think San Francisco is any different from the other locations.

Executive Summary: High priced, new-agey BS, with no extras, except sometimes an HJ, from a provider with GPS who will spout all kinds of gobbledigook about chakras and third eyes. Some seriously believe it, some are following the money, some are just wacky.

**ThickFootballe** · 02-18-19 18:37

I'm interested in knowing more about Temple of Bliss. I'm visiting San Francisco soon and am interested in trying it out. From the website, the women there certainly seem attractive, but I just don't know what to expect, or if it's worth the cost. Is it therapeutic, educational, experiential, sexual, etc. ? I seriously don't know whether to expect orgiastic sex or a lesson in meditation. Big difference! So, any info you can pass along would be most appreciated. Send me a personal message if need be. Thanks!

**Member #6003** · 02-15-19 22:12

Originally Posted by TropicanGeorge [View Original Post]

Yep, green doors is legendary, counting down the days till it reopens.

You know when it's going to reopen exactly?

**RGood** · 02-10-19 18:50

Originally Posted by Squinter [View Original Post]

I've been doing recon in SF AMP's and wanted to give an update on what my experience was. I'll divide the report in 2 : places I've got a HJ and places where I walked in just to see how old the ladies are and see if I want to come back there later.

Places with HJ:

City Light Palace Spa. 12/21/2018. Got a fairly attractive 35+ with fake tits. Table shower + HJ = 170. She was pretty inexperienced and I didn't enjoy it.

Sun Star Health Center on Noriega 12/01/2018. Got a girl next door type early 30's. Small breasts really nice ass and pretty. She was turned on too and clearly enjoyed what she was doing. Would go back.

Places I walked in to take a look:

VIP Spa. 01/3/2019. Greeted by a lady 35+, fairly attractive small breasts, good English. The place had a nice ambiance. - would go back.

Oriental Massage. Ladies looked pretty old 45+.

Yellow Orchid 12/17/2018 - 2 ladies 40+ and 1 lady 30+ (attractive) - would go back to see if she's there.

Laurel Health Center - 12/17/2018.2 ladies 35+ - wouldn't go back.

Perla - 12/17/2018 - 3 ladies 45+, not attractive and the place is dismall. Not going back.

Devie Spa. Went here a few months ago and greeted by a very attractive white girl, saw some more hot girls through the door 25+. Would go back but haven't seen new reviews on RubMaps so definitely need to see if they're still open.

Well care acupuncture center. Went here a few months ago but only saw the Mamassan (I hope).

Tin Man Massage. This is at someone's house. I called to see if she'd send me a picture. She refused. She sounded pretty old though.

Angel health center. Walked in a few months ago, 45+ kind of ugly.

Would love to hear anyone else's experience in SF. Especially in finding younger women at AMP's.

Name of that sun star girl?

**RGood** · 02-09-19 18:31

Originally Posted by Galaxy13 [View Original Post]

I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask but I can't figure out where I should ask. I'll be in San Francisco in 2 weeks and I've never been to a AMP in my life even though I live in Vegas. I'm going to pull the trigger and give it a go in San Francisco so I was curious is there anything special I need to know? Can you haggle on price, how do you know for sure if they're offering something more than a massage and is one place better then another for someone new to AMP?

You can try to haggle. If you want just a HJ go to refresh oasis. 30 min massage 40, and HJ 40, pretty woman. For more go to AAMPs, and you'll have to go to EB, the Penn, or SB for that. Those you can't haggle. All other information you can find easily on erotic monkey.

**Galaxy13** · 02-09-19 14:12

I'm not sure if this is the right place to ask but I can't figure out where I should ask. I'll be in San Francisco in 2 weeks and I've never been to a AMP in my life even though I live in Vegas. I'm going to pull the trigger and give it a go in San Francisco so I was curious is there anything special I need to know? Can you haggle on price, how do you know for sure if they're offering something more than a massage and is one place better then another for someone new to AMP?

**JoeMuckInFutch** · 02-07-19 15:45

South SF. Worst mercenary experience in a long time. Walked in just behind another monger. Girl with long dyed blond hair, fake boobs and glasses takes him back and tell me it will be about 10 min wait, which I'm fine with since I really don't like silicone. Guy ups and leaves about 3 min later, so now I get her. Very good massage skills. At the flip she wants $200 for FS. I offer 140, which is about as high as I'll go for FS. Counters with 140 for CBJ with tits out and 80 for nude HJ, or at least I thought she said nude. Turned out to be topless with no touching the kitty. That would be more $. Asked about tittyfuck instead, more money. So she gives a jackhammer HJ and I'm slowly losing it and interest. So I take over and play with her tits and feel up her shapely ass and when I get close I put her back on it. Now it is a jackhammer with death grip, so I put the job back in my own hand until real close and have her finish. Cleanup and out. Probably went over by 5 min, so at least I'll give her that, but I cannot recommend this place.

**Hominem** · 02-07-19 07:15

This is a bit of a long shot, but was curious if anyone knows the whereabouts of Crystal from Perfect Asian Massage since it was shut down? Has she resurfaced? Thanks very much!