Strip Club Reports

[Advisor]

Uncle Joe's is alive and well. I was just in there yesterday in fact. They are open from 10 am to 8 pm Mon thru Sat. Closed on Sundays. It's an awful little hole in the wall but the beer is cheap 2 domestics, the dances are cheap 5 a song, and they actually have some decent looking girls right now. Dana, Noel and Lacy were all there yesterday and all are young and hot (7's not 10's) good body's and lots of touchy feely in the dance area if Mrs. Joe isn't around. Well worth a visit.

Thanks Neostud! I agree on the talent. These girls are at least 7's and would be hot if you saw them at a bar too. Akron doesn't have a single girl that I can find as nice as these.

[Xtern]

Uncle Joe's is alive and well. I was just in there yesterday in fact. They are open from 10 am to 8 pm Mon thru Sat. Closed on Sundays. It's an awful little hole in the wall but the beer is cheap 2 domestics, the dances are cheap 5 a song, and they actually have some decent looking girls right now. Dana, Noel and Lacy were all there yesterday and all are young and hot (7's not 10's) good body's and lots of touchy feely in the dance area if Mrs. Joe isn't around. Well worth a visit.

Isn't it a member only club? How can you become a member?

[Neostud]

I was going to go to Uncle Joe's yesterday but GoogleMaps suggested it was permanently closed. So I called the number and the guy answered said I had the wrong number. I decided not to make the trip until I found out for sure.

Uncle Joe's is alive and well. I was just in there yesterday in fact. They are open from 10 am to 8 pm Mon thru Sat. Closed on Sundays. It's an awful little hole in the wall but the beer is cheap 2 domestics, the dances are cheap 5 a song, and they actually have some decent looking girls right now. Dana, Noel and Lacy were all there yesterday and all are young and hot (7's not 10's) good body's and lots of touchy feely in the dance area if Mrs. Joe isn't around. Well worth a visit.

[Advisor]

I was going to go to Uncle Joe's yesterday but GoogleMaps suggested it was permanently closed. So I called the number and the guy answered said I had the wrong number. I decided not to make the trip until I found out for sure.

[Member #5508]

Is that at skippers?

Uncle joes.

[Xtern]

Yes sir. She's a cutie. Did not get a dance from her as we were both busy, but I hear she used to work at Jens in Akron.

Is that at skippers?

[Stark2010]

Anyone seen the new girl? Layla I think?

Yes sir. She's a cutie. Did not get a dance from her as we were both busy, but I hear she used to work at Jens in Akron.

[Member #5508]

Anyone seen the new girl? Layla I think?

[Member #5508]

Went there for the first time yesterdayish. Well, wasnt sure what to expect, but I had a great time. Pulled up. PPLS outside the door including bartender Angel?? Anyway, they let me in, asked if I was a member, said I'd never been there before. Was sent outside to talk to bartenter. No biggie. Everyone very friendly. Asked to pay $5 membership fee. Again, no biggie. Really felt like a private club, but a good one. Was pulled in by young Noel. Little hottie who gave a mean dance. Touch all over, sweet girl. Will see again.

The place is run down, but full of character. I really like places like this. No pretense. Kinda got to be cool, but its not that hard to be a little fonzie if you know what I mean. Yeah, I'm sure this place could be past its prime, but I had a great time.

[Xtern]

I think they've eased up on the "membership" thing. My reasoning; they used to allow people to smoke in there and I think they wanted only regulars so no one would call the number and get them a nice fat fine. Now no one is allowed to smoke in there and they all go outside to do it. When I went in I didn't get asked for my card (and I don't have one) but the bartender kind of knows me, he's seen me around with some other dancers before, etc. So I can't say 100% but chances are you won't be hassled about the membership thing. If you want PM me and I'll tell you who to say referred you, that should cut through the bs for you.

I sent you a message. If you could shoot me a name that'd be cool. Just don't need a hassle.

[Neostud]

Do they still require a membership? Or can you walk right in?

I think they've eased up on the "membership" thing. My reasoning; they used to allow people to smoke in there and I think they wanted only regulars so no one would call the number and get them a nice fat fine. Now no one is allowed to smoke in there and they all go outside to do it. When I went in I didn't get asked for my card (and I don't have one) but the bartender kind of knows me, he's seen me around with some other dancers before, etc. So I can't say 100% but chances are you won't be hassled about the membership thing. If you want PM me and I'll tell you who to say referred you, that should cut through the bs for you.

[Xtern]

Stopped in at Uncle Joe's yesterday. Cheap beer, $2 domestics, no entry fee, pretty rough crowd. Most are regulars. Hours are now 12 p to 8 p and they open early on Saturday at 10 am to 8 pm. There were four girls working. Tiff. Red head, kinda frumpy and very thick, also she was quite drunk, didn't talk to her. Gigi. Older blonde who's lost a lot of weight and I don't recommend unless you like the Shar Pei look on your women, very nice though. Next up was Dana. Very hot 28 year old blonde, kinda stuffy, best looking girl I've ever seen in there, nice dances, has hubby at home and not afraid to talk about him, she used to work at 76 she told me. Last one I can't remember her name but she's in there a lot, blonde about 35 ish, nice dances. Dances are 5 each and pretty much anything goes at Uncle Joes. I'm sure if you get known in there then take out or extras would be offered. Overall this is your typical country back home "strip" club, if you can call it that. The atmosphere is very hick (nothing wrong with that) and very local and if you go don't bother dressing up. No food or fancy drinks just aging strippers and cheap beer and rough necks. May not be your kind of place, may be just what you're looking for. If you have to use the rest room make it number 1 only, terrible. The real shock was Dana, she could work just about anywhere, she has an incredible body on her and very cute face. And again for 5 a song you can touch whatever you like.

Do they still require a membership? Or can you walk right in?

[Neostud]

Stopped in at Uncle Joe's yesterday. Cheap beer, $2 domestics, no entry fee, pretty rough crowd. Most are regulars. Hours are now 12 p to 8 p and they open early on Saturday at 10 am to 8 pm. There were four girls working. Tiff. Red head, kinda frumpy and very thick, also she was quite drunk, didn't talk to her. Gigi. Older blonde who's lost a lot of weight and I don't recommend unless you like the Shar Pei look on your women, very nice though. Next up was Dana. Very hot 28 year old blonde, kinda stuffy, best looking girl I've ever seen in there, nice dances, has hubby at home and not afraid to talk about him, she used to work at 76 she told me. Last one I can't remember her name but she's in there a lot, blonde about 35 ish, nice dances. Dances are 5 each and pretty much anything goes at Uncle Joes. I'm sure if you get known in there then take out or extras would be offered. Overall this is your typical country back home "strip" club, if you can call it that. The atmosphere is very hick (nothing wrong with that) and very local and if you go don't bother dressing up. No food or fancy drinks just aging strippers and cheap beer and rough necks. May not be your kind of place, may be just what you're looking for. If you have to use the rest room make it number 1 only, terrible. The real shock was Dana, she could work just about anywhere, she has an incredible body on her and very cute face. And again for 5 a song you can touch whatever you like.

[BuckeyeGuy76]

Got dances from her there a couple of times and had always wanted more but heard she had quit. Does anyone have actual stories of her they are willing to share or does anyone know if she is still dancing and where? Thanks.

[FreakyScotty]

I stopped in at Skippers last night and there was a whole new crop of girls from just a week or two ago. And I must say not bad quality. There's a really young extremely hot light skinned AA girl and her older sister. Got dances from both and both were excellent, the older one more so, very friendly and let me touch all over. There was a really hot older blonde girl, maybe 37 or so, big fake bolt ons that felt amazing and after our few dances I asked her "Do you ever do any work outside of here?" and she said "Yes" nice and quiet like. So I handed her my phone and she dropped her number and name in it. She's very sexy. Haven't called or texted her yet but the number checks out. I plan on going back to see her live for a few more dances just to up the comfort level a bit. Point is, extra's are available. There were a few other decent looking ladies in there I'd never seen before along with a couple from the usual crop. The place was packed BTW. This was around 11 pm last night. Seems like a good choice at the moment so have fun. Beers are $3, dances are $10 a song. Not going to beat The Palace but that's a lot longer away from me and I don't like to drive home too far late after being at the club if you know what I'm saying. Now's the time. (no cover charge either).

Did we really in a month's time go from these girls are overcharging to this guy saying he doesn't want to ask her to out out on the first date?

Smh. Wow.