CookyJar's Streetwalker Photos

[CookyJar]

…Dennis’s back room sucks. A LOT of plaster dust on the bed, no sheet, dirty floor. Nicole said next time we could go to her house. I'll take her up on that or go to the Carlysle. So here's what happened:

• … I'm so distracted with knees full of plaster dust and turned off by her rushing and by her insistence that she keep her hair clean, which means head bent forward. I prefer to look in a girl's eyes, not at plaster clinging to her back or Dennis' crappy bed. She does have nice blonde hair though. (I can't believe my spell-checker just flagged "blonde". Is there no respect for old-fashioned and proper gender usage?)

• Oh, I forgot. The goddamned door to the back room doesn't even close, so the old man is also expecting the couple in the front room to walk by any minute and peer in.

There is absolutely no doubt in my mind that Philadelphia Law Enforcers know of this sight. They would have to be complete idiots not to know. Damn near every other StreetWalker down on the avenue knows about USASexGuide.Com. The Pimps know about USASG. I am figuring that most of the mongers who travel Kensington Avenue know of USASG. So why would not LE? I am not saying that they target USASG in anyway. I have no way of knowing what, if anything, they use the information available for. In all probability they ignore this site along with the hundreds of other sex sites available on the internet. Even so, I hide behind the user name, CookyJar. If I had to use my real name, I doubt whether I would be posting what I post here. Likewise, most of the girls use alias and stage names. With this in mind, I choose not to use the proper name of the proprietor of that favorite 10 dollar spot.

Suffice it to say, the backroom is a hellhole. Other than the safety of being off street, it is little better than fucking on an old mattress in some vacant trash lot, outside. For all practical purposes, using the mattress was out of the question. The options are; a standing BJ or doggie using the unidentifiable piece of furniture.

On the other hand, Katie was great. IMHO – She is a cutie. Tits aside, she has a nice little body. More importantly, she has got one hell of a nice attitude. Even in the horrible confines of that room she was willing to do just about anything I suggested. The photo session was playful and exploratory. Katie was very accommodating.

Katie gave me a really nice BBBJ. Her technique was on par with the best SWers on the avenue. Lots or head bobbing, moisture and deepthroating, with some hand action, and no complaining or rush was the order of the day. I finished off with a nice standing doggie fuck. Katie backed it up nicely and pounded back stoke for stoke. She moaned when she should have moaned and groaned when she should have groaned. Towards the end, the dirty talk got nasty just the way I like it. To my way of thinking, Katie is a nice GFE date and I would do her again in a heartbeat. YMMV

CookyJar

[La Chic]

Cooky,

Chena told me she had a healthy baby boy in February. The baby currently resides with Chena's mother in another section of Kensington. I believe Chena lives around Howard St. And Huntingdon Ave. Again, I can't reiterate enough what a crummy date she is.

Be Safe

La Chic

[CookyJar]

For all hobby new members(and many vets should read it too...lol)

That was excellent Cooky with your permission I would like to repost it on other boards. I think all in this hobby would benefit from reading it......


well done

Why not? If you think it is worthy?

Once again, I must say; this is high praise coming from a much admired fellow monger (and one of my favorite literary characters.)

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

Hey Cooky,

Did you notice the fresh C-section scar across her lower belly?
…Chena is a good looking girl with a hellva body but her attitude destroys everything. I don't think it's her lack of experience as much as it's her wanting to get things over with as fast as possible, with the least amount of inconvenience to her as possible for the most money possible. I will never date her again.

Be Safe,

La Chic

Hopefully, our reviews will save others from having to endure the bad experiences we went though.

I did notice the C-section scar. It was still pink and healing when I meant her. It made me wonder, “Where is the baby.” Had it survived?

Maria/Chena will probably never be one of my favorites. IMHO, she is not suited for the profession she has choosen.

CookyJar

[TheyCallMeHawk]

Fbtom, I like you. I don’t know you, but, I like you. I’ve gone back and read some of you old post and you seem like a pretty nice guy. After reading a few of your past post I’d like to offer you a few suggestions. Take this hobby (mongering) for what it is. What it isn’t, is a dating service. It’s a game. It’s a game with two sides. On one side there is the shirts – that’s us. On the other side there are the skins – that’s the girls. Do you see the pattern? No matter how you look at it, it’s the guys against the girls. The object of the game is to get what you want. Because you can only win by ending up with what it is you want; it is very important to know from the start, what it is that you want. You have many tactics at your disposal. However; before you can even have the slightest hope of winning the game you must find out where the goal posts are. This is not a team sport. Each individual sets his own goals. You’ve got to know what it is you want.

Some players go down to Kensington Avenue to find a girl who will give them Porn Star sex. Most of us know what a porn star is. We know what porn is. What is Porn Star sex on a streetwalker stroll? For some it is as simple as getting something they can’t get at home. For some it is as simple as getting a BBBJ. That’s for them, what porn stars do and their wife or girlfriend won’t do. For others it has to be CIM. Why? Because at home he has to pull it out before he cums – she’ll have a fit if he get that nasty shit in her mouth. For most guys it’s just this simple. As long as they get a nut, accomplish the fantasy, they are happy – they win.

Some players go down to Kensington Avenue to find a girl who will give them Girl Friend Experience sex. I know what a girl friend is. I have had lots of girlfriends and lots of sex with them. In each case, with each girlfriend the sex was different. What exactly is GFE? Girl Friend Experience sex is probably the most sort after sex on Kensington Avenue. Yet I am willing to bet, the $10,000 SuperEloquent won in Atlantic City, that no two mongers can agree on what GFE really means. As a younger man I told my girlfriends that if they really loved me, they’d let me stick my dick in their ass. Does that mean Anal Fucking is part of the GFE? Some guys get upset if the girl won’t let them stick their tongue in their mouth. Does DFK have to be part of a good GFE? What about DATY? What exactly makes for a good Girl Friend Experience?

It all boils down to the same thing. What are you looking for? What is it that you need in order to feel like you won the game? If you are looking for respect, love or a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart; be prepared for lots of disappointment. Neither Staci nor Alexus need any of the fore mentioned to win the game. They aren’t out on Kensington Avenue looking for dicks to suck or asses to kiss. Dick sucking and fucking are merely the tactics they use. In order to win the game all they really need to do is get your money. As their opponent you’ve got to expect that. If they think they can get more, they are going to try. They will take and continue to take for as long as they can.

Don’t get me wrong. There is no need for you to be jaded. You can have a good time on the Avenue. Have some fun. Get your rocks off. Enjoy the game for what it is. Ideally She gets what it takes for her to win; a little of your money and you get whatever it is that you need to win. When everybody gets what they need, everyone wins, everyone is happy and it’s a good game.



It’s always going to be hit or miss. That’s life. If I hadn’t gotten use to that, I would have probably shot my wife years ago.



Your buddy,

CookyJar

PS: One more thing. Don't get all hung up with what others are doing. Play you own game.

For all hobby new members(and many vets should read it too...lol)

That was excellent Cooky with your permission I would like to repost it on other boards. I think all in this hobby would benefit from reading it......


well done

[La Chic]

Hey Cooky,

Read your report on Maria-Worst GFE and I couldn't agree more with you. Her real name is Chena. I did a report back on 12-03-09 under General Reports. She was pregnant then and had a baby in February. Did you notice the fresh C-section scar across her lower belly? It's evident in one of your posted photos. I dated her again two weeks ago and she was a world class pain in the ass. She got in the car and wanted to purchase some meds right away because she was "sick. " I should have booted her out of the car right then but she has a pretty face and a very nice body and my little head was in command at this point. We drive to a secluded spot, jump in the back seat and get naked. She does have a smoking little body. BBBJ was absolutely horrible. No technique, no passion, no DT, but lots of rushing. When I asked her to be a bit more compliant with my wishes she replied "I don't like giving BJ's. " WTF Moving on to FS was a minor nightmare. DEAD FISH is an understatement. My experience was more akin to necrophilia. I finished up quickly just so I could get her back to the K and out of my car. On the way back I asked her what her med of choice was and she says w-d. WTF again. The need for w-d has her "sick? " I've never heard of that one. Chena is a good looking girl with a hellva body but her attitude destroys everything. I don't think it's her lack of experience as much as it's her wanting to get things over with as fast as possible, with the least amount of inconvenience to her as possible for the most money possible. I will never date her again.

Be Safe,

La Chic

[Nickjohn]

And to think I was planning on adding her to my threesome.

Has anyone had a good date with Maria? If anyone has had or has one in the future please let me know. Her body is tight and I'd like to give her another try. I'd like to be in on her training.

CookyJar

It's a shame that someone with a body like that has such lackluster effort. She's sitting on a goldmine that would get repeat service with that body. To bad her attitude doesn't match the body. But damn I want some of that.

[CookyJar]

And to think I was planning on adding her to my threesome.

Has anyone had a good date with Maria? If anyone has had or has one in the future please let me know. Her body is tight and I'd like to give her another try. I'd like to be in on her training.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

In my mid-twenties I was dating this really fine older lady named Ann. She was very jealous. She always accused me of fucking one of her friends, Mary-Ann. Ann was a wild fire in bed, most of the time. I got it whenever I wanted it. She gave it up hard, long and satisfying. I the problem was her jealous and suspicious nature. She was 5 years older than me and she thought I wanted someone younger. Mary-ann was a younger girl we both knew from work.

One day it got really bad. Ann was all over me about Mary-ann. It was; Mary-ann this and Mary-Ann that, the ***** this and that ***** that. Oh! Fuck! She was getting on my nerves. That night we started to fuck. She just laid there. I’m humping away. She goes, “I know you’re fucking that *****. Is she good. Why don’t you go fuck her?” Then she hits me with, “Are you DONE yet.” The she goes, “Hurry-up.” So I rolled off, got dress and drove to Mary-Ann’s.

I consider my last night with Ann a really bad GFE.

My second encounter with Maria was not quite as good as my last date with Ann. Both were bad GFE dates. Maria hit me with, “Are you done yet,” almost before I got started. Everything about my second date with Maria was disappointing. The BJ was lackluster, the died fish FS was a bust and her attitude was horrible. Although she has a nice body, Maria is a 19 yo who hasn’t learned to fuck yet. She comes on hard at first but dies horrible in the end. She promised a lot and ended up giving nothing.

Would I stop for her again? Probably not! YMMV

CookyJar

[Acro782]

It's always going to be hit or miss. That's life. If I hadn't gotten use to that, I would have probably shot my wife years ago.

Every once in a while, you strike that diamond in the rough that reminds you why it's worth the trouble. Two that comes to mind from recent memory are Nikki/Johanna and Liz. They had that combination of being smoking hot and consistently great attitudes, even when you can tell they were having a rough time on the Ave. It's such a shame both of them aren't around anymore, although in their cases for them it was in all likelihood the best for them that they aren't. In hindsight, I think most of my bad experiences could have been forseen and possibly avoided if I thought more with the big head instead of the little one. Anyways, as they say, practice makes perfect, and my unsolicited advise to FB is to keep playing and practicing until you get it right. LOL

Ac

[Fbtom]

Hey CJ, thanks for your insight on how to look at things on the K. I have been happier when the focus of things were kept that simple.

I'm not exactly looking for GFE type of experiences, as in a relationship. I have a long term GF already. Don't need another, LOL! The girls tend to suck me into that position. (slight pun intended) It always seems to start out with a request for a ride. I didn't want to be a jerk about it, so I take them. Before you know it, a lot of time goes past and then the requests for incidentals come up. Eventually, if not on the 1st meeting, definitely soon afterwards, they always seem to ask for money in advance.

I was venting a little about me becoming jaded. I won't be changing my personality or the way I treat the girls, but I will be saying "no" much more often.

Excellent report and pics!

[CookyJar]

try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

ROFLMBAS



CookyJar

[TheyCallMeHawk]

Thanks Hawk

Coming from you; that's hi praise indeed.

The links isn't working for me. What's up.

CookyJar

try this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FucbvoFFy0

[CookyJar]

Dude your pics were incredible.........

http://www.gifshare.com/uploads/imag..._notworthy.gif

Thanks Hawk

Coming from you; that's hi praise indeed.

The links isn't working for me. What's up.

CookyJar

[CookyJar]

I just picked her up again for the first time in a while. Service was pretty good, but still tried to upsell. Ac

Staci...

If they want a loan, go to a bank. If they want a ride, call a fucking taxi. If they want incidentals, buy it themselves. I'm tired of being a trusting, generous person. The actual amounts are not that high in value, it is more of the principle that is very disturbing. I find it hilarious when a girl mentions that she can't find any good guys or good repeats. Look how they treat the good ones, LOL!! Is it really worth burning the bridge to the future for the temporary gain today? So now I'm very jaded.

Fbtom, I like you. I don’t know you, but, I like you. I’ve gone back and read some of you old post and you seem like a pretty nice guy. After reading a few of your past post I’d like to offer you a few suggestions. Take this hobby (mongering) for what it is. What it isn’t, is a dating service. It’s a game. It’s a game with two sides. On one side there is the shirts – that’s us. On the other side there are the skins – that’s the girls. Do you see the pattern? No matter how you look at it, it’s the guys against the girls. The object of the game is to get what you want. Because you can only win by ending up with what it is you want; it is very important to know from the start, what it is that you want. You have many tactics at your disposal. However; before you can even have the slightest hope of winning the game you must find out where the goal posts are. This is not a team sport. Each individual sets his own goals. You’ve got to know what it is you want.

Some players go down to Kensington Avenue to find a girl who will give them Porn Star sex. Most of us know what a porn star is. We know what porn is. What is Porn Star sex on a streetwalker stroll? For some it is as simple as getting something they can’t get at home. For some it is as simple as getting a BBBJ. That’s for them, what porn stars do and their wife or girlfriend won’t do. For others it has to be CIM. Why? Because at home he has to pull it out before he cums – she’ll have a fit if he get that nasty shit in her mouth. For most guys it’s just this simple. As long as they get a nut, accomplish the fantasy, they are happy – they win.

Some players go down to Kensington Avenue to find a girl who will give them Girl Friend Experience sex. I know what a girl friend is. I have had lots of girlfriends and lots of sex with them. In each case, with each girlfriend the sex was different. What exactly is GFE? Girl Friend Experience sex is probably the most sort after sex on Kensington Avenue. Yet I am willing to bet, the $10,000 SuperEloquent won in Atlantic City, that no two mongers can agree on what GFE really means. As a younger man I told my girlfriends that if they really loved me, they’d let me stick my dick in their ass. Does that mean Anal Fucking is part of the GFE? Some guys get upset if the girl won’t let them stick their tongue in their mouth. Does DFK have to be part of a good GFE? What about DATY? What exactly makes for a good Girl Friend Experience?

It all boils down to the same thing. What are you looking for? What is it that you need in order to feel like you won the game? If you are looking for respect, love or a warm fuzzy feeling in your heart; be prepared for lots of disappointment. Neither Staci nor Alexus need any of the fore mentioned to win the game. They aren’t out on Kensington Avenue looking for dicks to suck or asses to kiss. Dick sucking and fucking are merely the tactics they use. In order to win the game all they really need to do is get your money. As their opponent you’ve got to expect that. If they think they can get more, they are going to try. They will take and continue to take for as long as they can.

Don’t get me wrong. There is no need for you to be jaded. You can have a good time on the Avenue. Have some fun. Get your rocks off. Enjoy the game for what it is. Ideally She gets what it takes for her to win; a little of your money and you get whatever it is that you need to win. When everybody gets what they need, everyone wins, everyone is happy and it’s a good game.

…my guess is it'll be hit or miss depending on the phase of the moon or the time of the month. Ac

It’s always going to be hit or miss. That’s life. If I hadn’t gotten use to that, I would have probably shot my wife years ago.



Your buddy,

CookyJar

PS: One more thing. Don't get all hung up with what others are doing. Play you own game.