Massage Parlor Reports

**Amraam** · 04-27-10 22:13

Oki Doki on W. Chicago has re-opened.

**Brwn Sgr** · 04-27-10 11:20

Its been a while since I last posted. I wasn't trying to be ignorant, but the brash of LE busts has gotten me spooked. I would not consider it an ideal day to have to explain something to my SO

I have stayed with my usuals, they know me and know I am not LE. I am also sticking with places that have seperation between the entrance and the massage area (senina is a great example since there would be plenty of time for papasan to inform people of le).

Van***a at Galaxy would be my only new report. She's about 19, hot hot hot latina with a very sensual finish. She can't massage for sh! T, but the experience is very sensual.

**Perdip** · 04-27-10 10:12

Originally Posted by Deizel5

Does golden hands go beyond a shake?

I had Natalie one time, and her options are Handshake, topless handshake, and fully nude handshake...hands may roam. After seeing her mind-bending tits, I just HAD TO have FS. Alas, not available with Monica.

The other gal I heard will make exceptions for a few favorites. Natalie, sadly, remains elusive to FS-seekers, and always will be.

**Alterxxx** · 04-27-10 00:31

Ok - havent posted for a while...so here are the places I've checked out in the last 2 months...

Elegant

Came here 2 times in a row (and I am not all that into Asians). This place gives best bang for buck. place is tiny, and I think they actually live there. 1st time went with C**i based on good reports. She did not disappoint. Good build (5'5, 130ish, claimed to be 32..looked closer to 39..). Delivered as promised. started out with massage ...but within 5 minutes she claimed she was hot and took stockings off...and then next thing I know...lifted her skirt over my head and asked if I liked...boy did I ever...great snatch..tightest I ever had..Actually felt like a suction cup and she tried some porno talkin which actually made it kinda funny with that accent..., but dammm was it tight. I actually was not too into her facial features, as her cheekbones were way high and as mentioned before it felt like suction cup since it was sooo tight...but overall has a great bod...at one point felt like Alien was stealin my seeds......as she kinda has that face structure...and was on top...LOL...Only complain was she actually washed in front of me after we were done, which was kinda unnecessary. It kinda grossed me out watching her in the shower holding the shower head washin off the cooties, even though protection was used.

2nd time...had S*****y...much better experience...looked mid to upper 30s...about 125 lbs..swapped into some lingerie as soon as doors were closed...massaged for like 2 minutes than the fun started..and she actually charged 30 less than CiCi...(but you know...just for me...cuz I'm so damm handsome..LOL)..liked her reddish do...even though her teeth were kinda jacked..she is actually an attractive woman...has that hot Asian milf look to her...I thought she looked better than C**i....overall...this is the place to be when in dire straights...

Bella

walked in the first time...T*** was there...but somehow I got stuck with L**y...she overcharged me...she was ok...good massage and came like a waterfall on my hand...but not that into her...has a good bod...but needs to do something about taming that wild bush...will not repeat with her...

second time I asked for T***- I was amazed that there were no negotiations...I just dropped towel (you know by accident) and she got to work. Although she didnt really seem to be to into it, seemed kinda stuck up....kinda got that us Europeans are better than you Latinos vibe.....which kinda bothered me.....just didnt seem too friendly...HJ was not the best as she lacked technique...but damm is she a work of art...great tits...even though I like'em bigger...and that face and body...she could be a model...anyways...as hot as she is, she couldnt manage to make me cum for like 15 min..which made me laugh(the irony..I've camed in like 30 secs for mediocre btchz)...and then she grabbed some more lube and got to work like she was on a mission....eventually I came I like I never came before..kinda like I couldnt tell if I was coming or peeing...I actually had to squeeze Mr. J..cuz if I was peeing..I didnt wanna pee on her(not into the golden shower thing)...LOL

Galaxy

Had some soccer mom that tries to act all professional..name starts with M...she is mid 40ish...American...bout 145 lbs...maybe 42ish...blondish hair...this woman came buckets on me leg....she actualy humped it until she came...and when got up...booyyy...was there a puddle...dripping wet pussy...I went finger fishin and could hardly feel it go in...she told me thats as far as she goes(meanin no additional extras)...yeah right...we'll see what happens with round 2...I can tell this one is a horn ball...never seen a woman sooooo fkn wet ...this ***** was soakin......seemed like she hadnt gotten any in like 10 years...I'm fonna give this ***** some needed COCK next time...LOL...

**Deizel5** · 04-26-10 22:13

Does golden hands go beyond a shake?

**Illinoisdesi** · 04-26-10 17:00

Is the picture in the link below (Western and Armitage Bella ad) that of Sabrina that prior reports have refered to?

Thanks

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/thp/1711023356.html

**Self Hi5** · 04-26-10 16:00

Originally Posted by Marki Marki

Don't know if this is the same Jessie, but there is a scam report (check the comments) for the # found on CL.

http://www.complaintsboard.com/compl...r-c134467.html

Someone who agrees to pay $500 for a bj, gets what they deserve!!!! That does suck though......well not really, and I guess that was the problem in the first place?!?!?!?

Confusing - for those who didn't get this, keep on keepin' on!!

**Paleface** · 04-25-10 22:53

Stopped by KM today and got Julie. Hadn't seen her for a while. She was tired, said there were no customers, that they were going to close early, around six or seven. We started the story at the end and worked backwards. I knew a guy once who always ate his desert first, just in case the dinner was good and he filled up before he got to the good part. Nice HJ followed by a half effort massage. I don't care. She was really tired and I got what I wanted, so I gave her a break and left early. She apologized and told me she was going back to sleep. It was a happy ending for both of us. I like that girl. Julie.

**Nighthawk55** · 04-25-10 18:33

Originally Posted by Chicago Biker

Sounds like the old joke........Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars, and the response is hell no.......Would you sleep with me for a Million dollars, and the answer is yes. Now that we have established what you are, it's just negotiations from here.

Why stop at massage therapist? You could make the same offer to your doctor, priest, mother-in-law. Anyone you might be alone with for 2 minutes.

Considering the tone from the ones I talked to, they have no desire to be working girls.

**Marki Marki** · 04-25-10 16:20

Originally Posted by Pegleg

Anyone know anything about this provider?

~**~ SEXY SWEET JESSIE ~**~ - w4m (my private place)

She's been on CL quite a few times and also gives her phone number.

Be safe

Don't know if this is the same Jessie, but there is a scam report (check the comments) for the # found on CL.

http://www.complaintsboard.com/compl...r-c134467.html

**Chicago Biker** · 04-25-10 12:59

Originally Posted by Datsurman

Nighthawk, I agree with you when it comes to 40 or 50 bucks. But I wonder if those rules hold up when really wealthy people (actors, sports stars, pop stars, etc) get a massage. Those guys can tip $500 as easily as one of us can tip $5. I wonder if a tiger woods was getting a massage from a "legit" high end spa and offered $500 for a 2 minute HR would those rules get quickly tossed under a bus or would the girl stick with the 'sorry, I don't do that'?

Sounds like the old joke........Would you sleep with me for 5 dollars, and the response is hell no.......Would you sleep with me for a Million dollars, and the answer is yes. Now that we have established what you are, it's just negotiations from here.

**Datsurman** · 04-25-10 12:34

Nighthawk, I agree with you when it comes to 40 or 50 bucks. But I wonder if those rules hold up when really wealthy people (actors, sports stars, pop stars, etc) get a massage. Those guys can tip $500 as easily as one of us can tip $5. I wonder if a tiger woods was getting a massage from a "legit" high end spa and offered $500 for a 2 minute HR would those rules get quickly tossed under a bus or would the girl stick with the 'sorry, I don't do that'?

Originally Posted by Nighthawk55

According to massage therapists I know, the opposite is the case. Reputable massage therapists would NEVER EVER do that, because of the problems that go along with it. The ones I have talked to. Not as a client but in other settings. Have made it VERY clear that isn't a line they will cross.

**Pegleg** · 04-24-10 16:03

Anyone know anything about this provider?

~**~ SEXY SWEET JESSIE ~**~ - w4m (my private place)

She's been on CL quite a few times and also gives her phone number.

Be safe

**genuis8** · 04-24-10 13:47

Originally Posted by Lobster84

Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)

Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Reply to: (Use contact form below)

Type: W4M

Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.

Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage

Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.

Free parking available and walk in are welcome.

3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park

Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services

I have several reviews on this thread already. Tao Spa.

**Pegleg** · 04-24-10 12:00

Originally Posted by Lobster84

Luxurious Massage Spa Grand Opening (3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park)

Posted on: Saturday, April 17, 2010 4:07 pm

Reply to: (Use contact form below)

Type: W4M

Here is private, save and comfortable environment. If you need something relaxing and private, coming now and try our gentle or firm Asian touch, you will be treated as a V. I. P.

Grand opening special: only $45/30min, $65/hr Swedish massage

Table shower/$20, salt shower, body scrub and waxing are available.

Free parking available and walk in are welcome.

3111 w Lawrence Ave, Albany Park

Has anyone been to this spot. On localescortpages.com this one has a star next to it when you go to chicago and click on adult services

Didn't this place get busted recently?