Strip Club Reports

**B Malibu** · 02-10-10 17:28

Lerrena and I hit up Flamingo after a round of drinks elsewhere. Saw a few real nice girls, especially Ashley and Sierra (again). I also met a few other real cuties, but their name's escape me right now. Lerrena got lucky and banged Ashley in the VIP - lucky bastard!! Haha... I wanted sloppy seconds, but she never came back out again. :-(

When he got back, we were chillin' at the stage and the DJ kept saying over the mic, "Get yourself a couch dance guys. That's where the action's at." The problem was, there were no girls to catch. I realize it was Monday and getting late, but the last hour there didn't produce any girls on stage and the ones that were still there were either in the back or sitting with regulars.

Did I mention Ashley is fucking HAAAWWT!!! She reminds me of porn star, Ashlynn Brooke.

Afterwards, took a run down HB. Saw and spoke with Tina, Salma, and Brooklyn. Should have taken them up on their offers, but we ended up passing, going to get gas, then ended up bangin' BSW Kim and Mia. Girls are good looking with nice bods, but service was lame... at least it was for us because we expect a lot out of our girls. Hehe... they'd be good for 95% of the mongering population though.

**Wino Rhino** · 02-07-10 15:41

In January, I started going to a certain strip club about once a week. It wasn't on any particular night, but it got to be a habit. On the first night there, the selection was light but I found a girl I liked and got a few VIP dances from her, which were VERY satisfying. She's not the usual type I like, with a sleeve tattoo, bolt-ons, but she's pretty, 8+, and articulate. I found out her schedule, and saw her specifically on a couple of other visits.

As I said, I went on different nights and she kept being there. During the visits I also found a very high mileage dancer with amazing flexibility(!) who I also started seeing often. (Yes, the money has been flowing out of my wallet.) So I find myself wanting to see the new girl, but really enjoying the previous one. I certainly don't want to support two dancers.

Anyone ever find themselves with a bounty of enjoyable skin? What did you do?

**Dokhollywood** · 02-06-10 03:09

Originally Posted by Ampmaster

I agree B! The vultures they call drink ladies swoop immediately when they see you with a gal. Be nice and send them away. If I like the girl, I'll just tip them the. 10 that I would have given for the drink. Thanks for the heads up on Tiffany.

Since we are talking about who to stay away from, throw "Danger" (yes, thats her stage name) into that mix.

Plus, the blonde waitress is soooo annoying and mouthy. She once rudely interrupted a very nice lap dance with good mileage to push a drink. I said "are you kidding me? In the middle of a dance? " and she said "Yes! In the middle of a dance! ". Needless to say she ruined any mood and the girl felt really bad as well.

Even the dancers dislike her. She ruins things for them.

**Sluttywhore** · 02-05-10 22:45

Originally Posted by B Malibu

Just got back from there with my boy, Lerrena - good times brutha'!!

Anyways, yes, Tiffany is the classic ROB, and even the other dancers know it and hate her for being that way. Of course, like OG777, I found out the hard way. I personally don't think she's all that hot, but here's how I got suckered...

I remembered one of the dancer told me to stay away from her a few days ago when I was up in the bird. Many customers complained to the other dancers about the way Tiffany does her business. Pretty much nothing new.

**AmpMaster** · 02-05-10 15:12

Originally Posted by B Malibu

Exactly! It's a nice place to get your dick warmed up before cruising Harbor! Most of the girls were at least a 7 or above in looks, and the lighting by the stage is perfect for getting a nice beaver glimpse.. 10 laps are a pretty good deal too, especially for the mileage. I'm always willing to pass along a good word for cool chicks, and Sierra and Ashley are great!

I like the club and almost everyone is way chill (at least when I was there), but again, just stay the fuck away from Tiffany and you should be good to go.

I learned that when the cocktail waitress comes around and pushes you to buy a drink for the girl, just politely say "no thank you" and she'll walk away. I got caught up trying to be the baller on Tuesday night (blame that on the booze) and actually helped some of the girls make their drink quoata, but I know better now.

I agree B! The vultures they call drink ladies swoop immediately when they see you with a gal. Be nice and send them away. If I like the girl, I'll just tip them the. 10 that I would have given for the drink. Thanks for the heads up on Tiffany.

**B Malibu** · 02-05-10 04:35

Originally Posted by Bushman426

Although most of the time I get off in other places now days, it is nice to just hang out at the rail and watch naked girl parade in front of you.

Exactly! It's a nice place to get your dick warmed up before cruising Harbor! Most of the girls were at least a 7 or above in looks, and the lighting by the stage is perfect for getting a nice beaver glimpse. .10 laps are a pretty good deal too, especially for the mileage. I'm always willing to pass along a good word for cool chicks, and Sierra and Ashley are great!

I like the club and almost everyone is way chill (at least when I was there), but again, just stay the fuck away from Tiffany and you should be good to go.

I learned that when the cocktail waitress comes around and pushes you to buy a drink for the girl, just politely say "no thank you" and she'll walk away. I got caught up trying to be the baller on Tuesday night (blame that on the booze) and actually helped some of the girls make their drink quoata, but I know better now.

**Bushman426** · 02-05-10 02:01

Originally Posted by Big Yuc

I was at the bird last 4th of july and meet precous, she told me she realy does'nt work days but she needed extra cash, and she did come thru with a happy ending, and from our conversation she said most of the girls come thru with some sort of happy ending. Should have stuck with precous, shes a sure thing.

Precious has been giving HEs at the Bird for 3 years, that I know of, who knows how much longer. She usually only likes to work evening M-F shifts. But picks up extra shifts when she needs more money.

One thing I don't like about her, most of the time, is that she doesn't always clean up in between. I've seen her take 3 guys, back to back to back, in the VIP. Each one leaving with that stupid grin we all get and head straight from the VIP to the exit. And don't touch her wig, I've seen her use it to wipe her hands clean afterwards. I have to admit, sometimes, I like the way she makes me feel dirty.

I know others offer all sorts of extras, but it's YMMV, BIG time. Not worth the time and money, IMHO. Heck, there are half dozen or more places within 10 miles to get a HE for .8 and FS for $.5

The VIP sections are pretty much what ever the dancer wants to charge. They pay a fee for each VIP and semiVIP they give. the .10 section is all theirs to keep.

Although most of the time I get off in other places now days, it is nice to just hang out at the rail and watch naked girl parade in front of you.

**B Malibu** · 02-04-10 06:06

Originally Posted by Hornilius69

Wow, for 380, you can have a whole week worth of SWS on the plate. Anyway, it's good if you enjoy it for the fake rubbing and touching experience.

For sure! I know I overspent, but that's how we learn... from our mistakes. Therefore, I hope I save some of you money and hassle the next time you visit not just this club, but any club. Stress has increased my drinking a tad lately too, and I usually always monger sober, but I had 4 or 5 pretty big glasses of vino prior to our arrival at the club, so that didn't help my judgement any. Hehe... I'm grateful that I have my health and the ability to work and make that money back.

Anyways, since Sierra gave me a few free entrance passes, I decided to go back this evening (yesterday now). The plan was to just chill by the stage, have my .10 dollar watered down soda, tip a few bucks per stage dance and just enjoy the eye candy. IMO, the two hottest chicks (at least on Tues & Wed) are Sierra and Ashley. Both have dynamite bodies and great tit jobs. Ashley is prettier in the face, but Sierra is still a looker (latina with a flatter nose like pornstar Ann-Marie Rios). Both have great attitudes!

Another girl, a little thicker, but still sexy was Layla. Seemed hyper-sexual and wanted to handle my package in the VIP, but I resisted the temptation tonight. In fact, I'm very proud of myself as I resisted the urge to get any laps, even though it was tough when the three aforementioned girls stopped by.

Total cash outlay tonight:

Admission: Free
1 drink min.: .10 + .02 tip.
Stage tips: ~.20 total (I think I threw each girl about 4-5 bucks for their short two-song sets).
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Total: ~.32 bones.

**Combat Tank** · 02-03-10 21:40

Originally Posted by Ampmaster

The Lapies are $10 non-VIP. VIP is negotiated with each dancer, but I think standard is $ for semi private VIP and $.50 for Private VIP. Ask for "precious" when you go. YMMV, but i've had a lot of luck with her each time.

About a year ago, the dances were .75 for semi private VIP and $.25 for private VIP. Are the dances longer now or is the same thing? I thought it was strange that they raised the rates during a recession. I guess they're not planning on lowering them again.

**Hornilius69** · 02-03-10 20:58

Originally Posted by B Malibu

Estimated damage:
Admission + drinks/stage tips = ~140
Two semi vip dances = 240
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Total: 380

Wow, for 380, you can have a whole week worth of SWS on the plate. Anyway, it's good if you enjoy it for the fake rubbing and touching experience.

**B Malibu** · 02-03-10 20:29

Originally Posted by Og7777

Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.

Just got back from there with my boy, Lerrena - good times brutha'!!

Anyways, yes, Tiffany is the classic ROB, and even the other dancers know it and hate her for being that way. Of course, like OG777, I found out the hard way. I personally don't think she's all that hot, but here's how I got suckered...

First, L and I had a nice buzz goin' from our previous location. After we arrived, payed the doorman .40, which covered both our entrance fees and our mandatory .10 a piece diet cokes. Grabbed a couple of seats by the stage and received our overpriced drinks. Hot little number on stage, Ashley, was super easy on the eyes! I took a leak, came back and got hit up by Kennedy, whom I confused for Ashley, even though A is better looking. I usually like to chill and get a feel for the place first, but K had a good pitch. Whispered in my ear that she wanted to fuck, and within seconds we were grinding it out on the couch for 2 songs. Lots of touching and suckling of the nipples, and so I upgraded to the semi-vip on the left. Got the joystick shifted a bit, but her technique was rough. She said the right things like, "you have such a nice cock, and I want to put it in mouth." Called her bluff, but no joy there. Nice girl, decent looking, but not the mileage I was hoping for after she collected 120 from me upfront and pretty much alluded that we'd fuck.

So, back to the rail... now by myself as L was gettin' his willy spit-shined in the private solo vip room to the right. This is when Tiffany approached me and asked me how my night was going. I said I was good, but didn't quite get what I was hoping for with the previous dancer. She said that she'd give me what I wanted. She's not hot, wears too much make-up to cover her acne, and has floppy tits... so why did I go? Because I'm a man with an intense libido and she said the magic words... only to find out after one song that she wouldn't let snake outta' the pants. Half way into the 2nd song I was so bored, I said, "we're done her." No thank you or effort to live up to her end of the bargain, but another 120 in the toilet for me.

Took a break for a bit and just tipped a few girls while on stage. Every girl that came around to see me basically promised the same thing, but I told all of them that I already got hustled and wasn't looking to strike-out again. The annoying fucking waitress was really pushy with the drinks too. Hey, I know its her job, but I finally had to tell her, "look, I've already dropped some serious coin in here, so please just take it easy on me for the rest of the night." She looked pissed, but whatever, I tipped her well earlier anyway, so fuck her. Hehe...

Finally, we met a winner latina (Sierra). Smokin' bod with nicely done silicon implants. Great attitude and really customer service oriented. L bought me a few couch dances with her and although it wasn't in the vip, the mileage was excellent. Will definitely take a run in the vip with her next time as she gave us some free admission passes.

Hey, overall, I had a great time looking at the talent and hangin' with Lerrena, and that's what it's all about. Sure I was a bit disappointed with the amount of money I spent, but after a some sleep, I finally rubbed one out. Stay the fuck away from Tiffany, even the other girls know she's bad for business. I saw a few other guys walk out of the vip with her and they looked thoroughly pissed.

Estimated damage:
Admission + drinks/stage tips = ~140
Two semi vip dances = 240
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Total: 380

**Big Yuc** · 02-03-10 06:38

Originally Posted by Og7777

Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.

I was at the bird last 4th of july and meet precous, she told me she realy does'nt work days but she needed extra cash, and she did come thru with a happy ending, and from our conversation she said most of the girls come thru with some sort of happy ending. Should have stuck with precous, shes a sure thing.

**Og7777** · 02-02-10 20:50

Went to the bird Sat night. Last time I was there it was great. I saw a girl named Precious who offered happy endings in VIP.

This trip however was not so great. I decided to try a girl named Tiffany. Beautiful looking girl, blond hair, model type. She offered a lot, gave me 2 fake numbers (said she escorts as well) and delivered nothing, ZERO. Total waste of money and time. Worst part is, its not like you can complain to management. Not exactly a legal complaint. Kinda reminds me of stories you hear about people calling the cops cause someone stole their sack.

Anyways, if you go there and the girl has a tramp stamp that says "Passion". Don't give her anything.

Consider yourself warned.

**AmpMaster** · 02-02-10 20:13

Originally Posted by Combat Tank

Haven't been back to the Bird in a while. Has it improved at all? The most annoying thing about the club was the drink push, especially since the drinks were $10 and the waitress just kept on coming up to me. They raised the prices for the VIP a while back ago, did they ever lower them back or have the prices just remained higher?

The Lapies are $10 non-VIP. VIP is negotiated with each dancer, but I think standard is $ for semi private VIP and $.50 for Private VIP. Ask for "precious" when you go. YMMV, but i've had a lot of luck with her each time.

**Combat Tank** · 02-02-10 05:44

I went to Taboo (Anaheim) a couple of week's ago and I saw a cute thin asian girl wearing a neon green bikini. She's an A or small be cup. She looked Korean (most of the other asian girls there are thai) so that might be her most distinguishing feature there, she also had really long and straight black hair. I thought her name might be Daphne but I am actually not quite sure now. Does anyone know who I am talking about and what days she works?