Massage Parlor Reports

**Dling** · 12-18-09 19:50

Just a listing of a couple of places which have suggestive ads on CL/backpage but DON'T deliver (as in only massage):

Got a Thai massage recently from a 60+ year old woman here:

1925 W. Temple St. #208 (213) 989-1671

The massage was quite good so I am not unhappy at all.

I think the same folks run these too:

13205 Ventura Blvd. (818) 788-4979

11390 Ventura Blvd. #6 (818)506-4927

I had written a review earlier for this. Just consolidating all the unhappy endings in one place:

Ploy Siam (great massage by pretty girl)

2525 8th St

213-769-3930

Just letting people know that quite a few legit MPs try to catch us mongers.

Originally Posted by Hokusai

Thanks Ampor and Dling for the correction. But let me ask you guys if you ever got full service at any of the HE Thai MPs? If so, please send me a private message with address and provider details. Ditto for the Chinese MPs.

The only sure bet full service AMPs I've visited have been Korean.

As for research, trial and error research is too costly for me, and I imagine it's too costly for some other hobbyists as well. So here are the places with NO HE:

The Thai MP on Melrose just east of Western about two blocks.

The place in a mixed use office-retail complex on Pico east of Westwood Blvd.

The one on Sepulveda just south of Culver.

**Lord Steyne** · 12-14-09 01:25

I've had MP girls over to my apartment without problems. It's no different from any other outcall really, except you already know what to expect in terms of service. As for the landlord, it's none of his/her business. There's no law against inviting guests to your apartment.

**Member #4870** · 12-14-09 01:09

Was out in downtown area last night. (l. A. Live area)

There are so many AMP's in downtown area. (it's not even funny)

Am looking for a good downtown spot, any references out there fellas?

**AizenMyoo** · 12-13-09 00:42

I guess you have to get lucky at this place. I've been there twice and got nothing more than a HJ. It is probably the only AMP I've ever been to that I did not get FS.

Originally Posted by Dripper

I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.

**Lord Steyne** · 12-12-09 19:42

Well fellas I was tired of the ATF, as lovely and accomodating as she is, so I went to an AMP here in Hollywood today. All I'll say is it's on SM Blvd; that only narrows it down to 5 or 6. Tipped the MMS up front and picked the girl I wanted between the two that paraded by the door. Once the girl is in the room, if you're friendly, not too pushy but clear about what you want and what you'll pay, and not a friggin' cheapskate, you'll either get it or she'll say no. At that point you just walk away. Get you money back from the MMS and go on the next place. This at least has been my experience, and I've been to several of these places.

The girl was pretty, probably late 20's. Nice smile, nice eyes, friendly. Got BBBJ but no CIM. Overpaid but that builds goodwill for the next time is my theory. Plus WTF it's only money, I'm almost 53 and the lust is petering out (pun intended). Can't imagine I have that many more years left to monger.

Senior Members can pm me for more details if you like.

**Rohan Cid** · 12-11-09 22:33

Some time back, a girl at a massage parlor I went to (I won't say who or where) gave me her phone number and mentioned that she works nights during the week. I am trying to figure out whether or not to take her up on it and invite her to my apartment and if I do so, how to keep from getting in trouble with my landlord. I would appreciate any suggestions.

**Dripper** · 12-11-09 12:05

I was intrigued by the positive reports from this place (see thread below). BBBJ at the run of the mill AMP is, in my experience rare. So off I went. Traffic was very challenging to be freeway-far-from-everywhere locale. Greeted by a pleasant enough younger girl, Sarah, in a dress. Led back to a typical room with a rock hard table. Asked for no lotion, got lotion anyway. Usual lame massage. Flip, quick hj, and I'm out the door. No playfulness, no enthusiasm, no interest in anything but the most basic customer service. I've been an AMP patron for long enough to know how to get what I want, and my sense was this place, or at least this provider, was not interested i what I want. Won't return. YMMV, of course.

**Peorth** · 12-10-09 12:44

I've tried a couple Thai AMP's and the ladies were all older. Where can I find ones with pretty young Thai girls? FS not necessary, I can settle for HJ + roaming.

**BenderOver** · 12-10-09 11:46

Originally Posted by Courtrat

I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.

Maybe it was the latina I had. Brenda. Stay away from her.

When I was dg'ing her, she saw me put my thumb in my mouth and suddenly retreated saying "Don't do that, I don't do it." Fuck she knew I was about to put the thumb up her ass!

Brenda's the lamest cold fish fuck I've ever had. She can't give a bj if her life depended on it. I should have asked for another, but at the time, EVERYONE was busy.

Bender

**Kändi** · 12-10-09 05:51

Originally Posted by BenderOver

Hit MM's last week.. This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!

Well you can find gems at this place. I did!

If it cost you $10 bucks of fuel to get here, then don't come here. If you live in LA, it's a great place to visit. I had 2 stunners here last year, some of the best providers I ever had. On that stretch of road there're 4 happening MPs. If you don't find what you want, you can refuse and hit the place next door or go to the one next to the hamburger place across the street. If all else fails there's Pine a few blocks west. A lot of providers rotate here. One of the girls I met works one day a week here and two other days each at two MPs in the south bay. The good thing is that you can ask to see the providers. They will shuffle past your door and if you don't see what you want then just move on to BT and do the same.

**Courtrat** · 12-09-09 21:42

Originally Posted by BenderOver

Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.

MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:

L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.

This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!

I am really surprised at the bad experience. I have never had a bad experience and I am talking about going back to 2004. In 2005 it was busted (the back parking lot was even featured in a news story about the bust) and I stayed away for a couple of years. I have gone back and always had good treatment with fine ass girls. Maybe it was a bad day.

**BenderOver** · 12-09-09 19:24

Originally Posted by Watnow78

I've seen this spot but never been. If you go down a couple of doors on SM east, you will find another spot at 7551 1/2 SM bl. It s on the same side of the street. If you look on the map theres an alterations place right next to a little white door with red letters. This is MOMOS. Its one of my favorite places to go to because the girls are young and very HOTT. The girls can vary from korean, Chinese, japanese and sometimes latinas. They will have everything you want for a buck fitty. If you go enough times you will get a freebie, I think its seven times to be exact.

Hit MM's last week. It's a small house with some six rooms serving as a mp. Parking in the back is bad, especially if you have an oversized vehicle. Street parking is just as bad, lots of limitations on where, when, what you're driving, etc.

MMS didn't question me too much, seeing how I've never been there. I told her I was there about 6 months ago and saw Michelle (got the name from a previous post). MMS looked at me and said "You want shower too?" "No, I said I saw Michelle." "Table shower?" "No Michelle" "Table shower $70." "Fuck it, no table shower." Handed her the 50 and she stuck me in a room with a fucking shower in it. Great, so I showered anyways. Brenda walks in, kinda tall latina. BIG solid as boulders implants and ass. Ugly like a 6. Rubs my back a little with no tease. So I stuck my hand between her legs right at the wet spot. She gasps and asks me if I've been there before. I said "Not HERE yet" and at the same time stuck a finger in her hole. She gasps again and this time is playing pool with my cue stick. She flips me over, sticks the cover on immediately, and gives me a boring cbj. I get tired of the shit real quick and decide to mount up. She starts in cg on me, we switch to dg, end in mish. I shower up again, leave 1.0 and get the fuck out of town. Here's the numbers:

L - 6 face avg in my book. 6 body avg with lots of implant. I didn't like.
A - 5 Nice girl, but BORING BORING BORING. No GFE at all.
S - 5 BORING.
E - .5 at the door, 1.0 at the deed.
R - Can't recommend. Even saw some pretty tall young looking asian girl walking into another room for someone else. She looked hot, but this place blows. Not returning.

This place is on Santa Monica in the middle of West Holly. The drive was fucked up to say the least. I'm sure it cost me at least $10 in gas to get there and home. Fuck it to hell!

**Rr2267** · 12-09-09 16:46

LOL. I wish that were possible! I was feasting on her breasts during the massage LOL and she was closer to 5'1 ft tall then 15 ft LOL well I suggest you try this place out it was a great time.