Massage Parlor Reports

**Member #5237** · 07-11-09 22:09

Have seen ads for Serenity Spa on Dale Mabry. After finding the location, I realized it was the location where Oriental Therapy was originally located. Went in to get a quick look and there was a young cute girl at the counter. Dressed average, nothing to hint about extras being available. They have a menu posted at the counter about services offered ( foot rub, facials, etc ). Place looked legit. Not sure if its the same management or new owners. Anyone have any recent expierence with this place?

**R Consultant** · 07-01-09 09:13

After all the reading and so forth. I personally think if you sit back and look at both sides of the fence we are all in the same boat. The guys want to get laid and the girls want to get paid. Its that easy.

I did get a few nasty emails for taking up for digginchix or whatever his name was. But he spoke his mind and that is cool with me. For the dude who sent me that real nasty email I found a special song for you!

To Mister Azz Clown-- Enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amglpD0Sk-4

To the rest of you lets get back to blowing coins and having a good time. I'm heading out to get a good massage and trying to see if my little asian friend is at Aloha today.

Happy Hunting..

Originally Posted by CT Visitor

"This is about at least treating them like PEOPLE, which we ALL are. AND its about NOT MAKING THINGS UP." . Bravo!!

Thank you!

But let's have a bit of reality in both directions.

Lesson 1. There is no such thing a bad publicity! As a result of my discovery of MR Smack, as I will refer to him, many after reading my story of success with Goddess Evelynn with my ED resulting from diabetes mellitus, have discovered this skilled lady (Thanks for posting her website). You see many have similar issues, and suffer from the discomfort and false belief of the little pill "cure".
For them and Evelynn I thank you all!

Lesson 2. The worst type of clients that seek out providers are the ones who need to feel dominant in the encounter. WHAT? Yes they actually get their gratification form feeling they are the master by paying a trivial amount of cash to get a female (any female) to answer their ORDERS! They also get the same gratification from posting foul language false reports about courtesans who have not let them pass their screening. The type is easily discovered by experienced providers. This is why they have serious screening processes. These clients for the most part are dominated at home. Mama rules the roost. They spend the grocery money so they can be in control of at least for few min. They only think they are in control, as most providers actually have them wrapped around their fingers ( sorry).

They also do not grasp that any report with that type of childish language is a joke to anyone including others in their peer group!! They will at times jump in and attack others for doing the very same childish type review (ha) on other providers.

Educators, Surrogate sexual partners, trained artisans in the pleasure field are on a totally different and healing endeavor. They have no reason to wish to meet or service anyone not seeking that type of HELP. For this reason alone they are not you typical $100 or 30 min special type providers. Healing is the goal.

I myself am thankful for the privilege of meeting a few of these special ladies. Some are serious educators like Evelynn who can take the time to get past your misunderstandings of the progression to a real sexual release which is far more than releasing sperm.
The there are the REAL massage experts some do very little in the std. form of sexual content. However can relieve tension, pain, stress like no other. I have also had the luxury of finding a few of these special ladies.

Lesson 3. Yes these are all PEOPLE. With JOBS. They pay their bills on time. Do not have drug habits which force them to be subservient to sick men.
Can you have a personal relationship with them. Why the hell not. They crave friendship even more than the average bozo. They are all sensual people!!! But they are guarded against DRAMA and false representation and expectations of clients. Some of us who take the time to discover the person behind the guarded door, and actually gain friendships that last for years. I have done this even in AMPs up North where I saw the same 3 ladies for 5 years. Did they do the Asian travel route? Some yes some no. But always returned the their home location. The additional benefit there was I was in the information loop and heard about the LE alert loop that existed in the Asian Parlor system.

It is simple. The providers who are NOT victims actually enjoy their work. The victims of habits, slavery, pimps, just plane desperation hate what they do and hate the acts they perform.

I miss the days when (Back in the original usasexguide) this was an accurate valuable place to learn and grow in what we jokingly call the HOBBY!

That was before the "CYBER TERRORISTS" could afford a computer.

Thanks again for the opportunity to express.

**SmackThatAss** · 06-30-09 08:32

Bottom line is we all love the clam juice. We are the vagitarian keepers of Tampa Bay. Lets get back to hoing.

Originally Posted by Originalwook

I find smak’s postings generally to be immature, disgusting and totally without merit. It does not matter what one’s chosen profession is nor how they make money to support their needs. Bottom line is that everyone deserves some degree of respect and that is what this particular individual fails to recognize.

It seems that this board is becoming more and more populated with posters of smak’s ilk who think it’s really cool to swear like a junior high school sophomore. Well, it’s not cool. It does not make you look like a DB or some ghetto punk. Your boasts of bareback activities tell me that you are either a bold faced liar or a very stupid individual given today’s risks of STD or AIDS. The only real value to your posts is to see who you have allegedly been with so I can avoid them. I want nothing to do with anyone who will go bareback as I value my health to much.

You say you have your supporters. Well good for you. Do not count me as one of them. In fact, your postings have diluted the quality of the information available here to the point where reading this forum is of no use any longer.

**CT Visitor** · 06-30-09 08:31

"This is about at least treating them like PEOPLE, which we ALL are. AND its about NOT MAKING THINGS UP." . Bravo!!

Thank you!

But let's have a bit of reality in both directions.

Lesson 1. There is no such thing a bad publicity! As a result of my discovery of MR Smack, as I will refer to him, many after reading my story of success with Goddess Evelynn with my ED resulting from diabetes mellitus, have discovered this skilled lady (Thanks for posting her website). You see many have similar issues, and suffer from the discomfort and false belief of the little pill "cure".
For them and Evelynn I thank you all!

Lesson 2. The worst type of clients that seek out providers are the ones who need to feel dominant in the encounter. WHAT? Yes they actually get their gratification form feeling they are the master by paying a trivial amount of cash to get a female (any female) to answer their ORDERS! They also get the same gratification from posting foul language false reports about courtesans who have not let them pass their screening. The type is easily discovered by experienced providers. This is why they have serious screening processes. These clients for the most part are dominated at home. Mama rules the roost. They spend the grocery money so they can be in control of at least for few min. They only think they are in control, as most providers actually have them wrapped around their fingers ( sorry).

They also do not grasp that any report with that type of childish language is a joke to anyone including others in their peer group!! They will at times jump in and attack others for doing the very same childish type review (ha) on other providers.

Educators, Surrogate sexual partners, trained artisans in the pleasure field are on a totally different and healing endeavor. They have no reason to wish to meet or service anyone not seeking that type of HELP. For this reason alone they are not you typical $100 or 30 min special type providers. Healing is the goal.

I myself am thankful for the privilege of meeting a few of these special ladies. Some are serious educators like Evelynn who can take the time to get past your misunderstandings of the progression to a real sexual release which is far more than releasing sperm.
The there are the REAL massage experts some do very little in the std. form of sexual content. However can relieve tension, pain, stress like no other. I have also had the luxury of finding a few of these special ladies.

Lesson 3. Yes these are all PEOPLE. With JOBS. They pay their bills on time. Do not have drug habits which force them to be subservient to sick men.
Can you have a personal relationship with them. Why the hell not. They crave friendship even more than the average bozo. They are all sensual people!!! But they are guarded against DRAMA and false representation and expectations of clients. Some of us who take the time to discover the person behind the guarded door, and actually gain friendships that last for years. I have done this even in AMPs up North where I saw the same 3 ladies for 5 years. Did they do the Asian travel route? Some yes some no. But always returned the their home location. The additional benefit there was I was in the information loop and heard about the LE alert loop that existed in the Asian Parlor system.

It is simple. The providers who are NOT victims actually enjoy their work. The victims of habits, slavery, pimps, just plane desperation hate what they do and hate the acts they perform.

I miss the days when (Back in the original usasexguide) this was an accurate valuable place to learn and grow in what we jokingly call the HOBBY!

That was before the "CYBER TERRORISTS" could afford a computer.

Thanks again for the opportunity to express.

**Member #4558** · 06-30-09 08:17

I find smak’s postings generally to be immature, disgusting and totally without merit. It does not matter what one’s chosen profession is nor how they make money to support their needs. Bottom line is that everyone deserves some degree of respect and that is what this particular individual fails to recognize.

It seems that this board is becoming more and more populated with posters of smak’s ilk who think it’s really cool to swear like a junior high school sophomore. Well, it’s not cool. It does makes you look like a DB or some ghetto punk. Your boasts of bareback activities tell me that you are either a bold faced liar or a very stupid individual given today’s risks of STD or AIDS. The only real value to your posts is to see who you have allegedly been with so I can avoid them. I want nothing to do with anyone who will go bareback as I value my health to much.

You say you have your supporters. Well good for you. Do not count me as one of them. In fact, your postings have diluted the quality of the information available here to the point where reading this forum is of no use any longer.

**SmackThatAss** · 06-30-09 01:55

This man is right about all his statements. These ladies are hustlers themselves. If they are so smart and had a real degree they wouldn't be selling themselves to whoever has some cash. Ronco girl is a made up individual who buys her degrees. Alot of these ladies want to be like us with a disposable income. But they lack the motivation to get a real education and a real job. Its easy to lay around and suck-lick-jack-ejaculate for some cash.
None of these ladies are going to give any of you anything for free. If you think I'm wrong call one of your favorites up 3 times in a row and ask for sessions for free, She will laugh at you. Sure you guys can think I'm scum and a used car salesman or whatever. The truth is I know that these ronco girls are a joke and just hustle any of you that believe them.
So why not hustle the hos and learn to play their own game. Its what its all about. You can thank me later.
For all you guys who do understand and the reassuring emails I do appreciate your time. For all of you guys who kiss these hustling hos asses I do hope you wisen up and realize your just a trick that fills the hos bank account.

QUOTE=Digginchix]Invite over your family member, aka provider for a holiday like Thanksgiving. Scenario: Hey everyone! , kids, honey, I would like to introduce, "Ronco girl, or whatever". Everyone say Hi! This is my mom and dad! Its ok she is one of the family. Yes she was able to get me to blow a load, but that is ok because she is a high end, classy provider, aka family member. Pap? You would have been prowd the way she did that! Maybe she can help you too, or even my son! Hey son, it’s ok, it was only $250 of your college money. Or Hun, it was only $250 of our vacation money. Honey, why are you so upset? At least she was a classy girl, not like the crack ho’s, that do car dates! That should make it ok! Don’t you think? What is the difference you ask? Well besides the $225 difference, I was sitting on a clean set of freshly scented sheets. Maybe that is what makes them high class. Hmm. One of them dances to moon rock’s, the other tells me psycho garbled bs, the other just gets right down to business. What business you ask? In the end they both have to perform the same functions for me to blow a load. Therefore they are the same. And I doubt any normal functioning family would like to have to deal with your new family member, at least new to them.

I guess I should not have had my family member over for Thanksgiving.[/QUOTE]

**Illegal** · 06-29-09 22:03

Has anyone had experience at Q Spa on Route 19 south of NPR?

**The Lovemuscle** · 06-28-09 23:26

What in the world is all this drivel?

Not one legitimate post and you feel that your "opinion" means squat. I'm not even going to address the fact of whether or not I agree with you. It's unimportant.

I don't think you dig chicks as much as you dig the sound of your own voice. The purpose of this board is to provide intel to guys seeking HOs. You however, provide nothing but rant and opinion. Opinions are like azzholes; everyone has one. They don't all need to be posted.

Go get laid and tell us how it was. Do it often and your opinion might carry some weight. Till then, you earned nothing but a spot on my "ignore list".

LM

**Mangus Man** · 06-28-09 22:15

Originally Posted by Clinton Bush

The "sweep" sucks!
What a waste of taxpayer money just so some vice cops can get their jollies.

You're forgetting rule number 1.

You must ALWAYS follow rule number 1, because as soon as you forget this, you get the wrong ideas.

Rule number 1. FOLLOW THE MONEY.

Didn't you ever wonder, why certain places get busted, or why they don't, and then, all of a sudden, they do?

In order to operate a 'business' that requires LE to look the other way, regular payments for this privilege 'to be ignored' are necessary. When payments are not made, then you see what happens.

Follow the money. This is basic.

Why in the world do you think "Escort Services", which is obviously 100% illegal prostitution, have been advertising in the Yellow Pages, ever since the Yellow Pages have existed, in every big city across the USA?

Before WWII, all big US cities had 100% illegal brothels, allowed to operate by the police and the prosecutors and the judges and the politicians, BECAUSE THEY ALL GOT THEIR CUT OF THE ACTION.

When the brothels closed down, the prostitutes stopped doing in calls and did out calls, aka, Escort Services. Another reason they don't get closed down, is because the same politicians, prosecutors, judges, and cops, are also customers of the prostitutes, though they get "free samples", they don't actually have to pay like real clients do.

So in that case, don't follow the money, follow the fishy smell! :P

**Digginchix** · 06-28-09 09:57

Invite over your family member, aka provider for a holiday like Thanksgiving. Scenario: Hey everyone! , kids, honey, I would like to introduce, "Ronco girl, or whatever". Everyone say Hi! This is my mom and dad! Its ok she is one of the family. Yes she was able to get me to blow a load, but that is ok because she is a high end, classy provider, aka family member. Pap? You would have been prowd the way she did that! Maybe she can help you too, or even my son! Hey son, it’s ok, it was only $250 of your college money. Or Hun, it was only $250 of our vacation money. Honey, why are you so upset? At least she was a classy girl, not like the crack ho’s, that do car dates! That should make it ok! Don’t you think? What is the difference you ask? Well besides the $225 difference, I was sitting on a clean set of freshly scented sheets. Maybe that is what makes them high class. Hmm. One of them dances to moon rock’s, the other tells me psycho garbled bs, the other just gets right down to business. What business you ask? In the end they both have to perform the same functions for me to blow a load. Therefore they are the same. And I doubt any normal functioning family would like to have to deal with your new family member, at least new to them.

I guess I should not have had my family member over for Thanksgiving.

**Digginchix** · 06-28-09 09:56

What an interesting last few days of postings! The tag team attacks on Smack are as disturbing as his post. Its amazing how terms such as ‘family’ and ‘wonderful person" and many others are used to describe people and forums. Regarding a family, we all have some form of a family, and I do not believe any of us refer to forums and website relationships. Family is a person or persons I have over for holidays, birthday’s etc. Not someone that uses a fake name or acronym, having discussions that I would not want my mother or anyone in my real family to have knowledge. Providers are business people who put on a game face for payment. Try seeing a provider for free and you will see what kind of family or friend they are. When you shop at stores and do business, do you really know these people? Bet Not! How can some of you fools fall in love with these providers? It does not matter how nice they are, or what they did for you! They are providing a business for you. Stop paying them and see what happens. But do not get your feelings hurt when the do not provide for you! Some of you are members of other forums using the same name and others use a different name or are not members. Do you really think by defending these providers you are going to get a freebie? You get kudos, so what! A pat on the back from a provider is not the same as from a coach or a boss, when you actually accomplish something that really benefits you and others. Kudus from a provider for blowing your load? Wow what an accomplishment! Is that not what they are paid to do? Now run home and tell your real family that one! Let us know how that worked out for you!

As harsh everyone is with Smack, he appears to be the only one that gets it! His approach might be harsh for most and whatever term you like to loosely utilize. Your approach might be touchy feely and to personal for others. So what! These are providers, nothing more or less! He separates the personal issues from a business transaction, because that is the cold hard truth! Now I know some of you will have hurt feelings and need to waste more of your down time to respond to this. So borrow a quarter from one of your family/friends on a discretionary website or call collect at 1-900-dnt-care, that is 1-900-dnt-care. Now lets get back to business.

**Traveler04** · 06-28-09 09:39

Thank you for the link to the post of the various terms. This is a must read / must save. I never knew it exsisted but does it answer many questions!

Thanks again.

**Traveler04** · 06-27-09 11:52

I have not posted in the USA forum before (many posts in the ISG forum), but if I could add a thought. For me the fun is reading the previous posts and trying and get as much information that way first. Then you can ask anything and from the quality of your question (s) everyone will know you have done your homework.

The slang or lingo can be a little difficult at first but the more you read the more you will figure it out. It takes time for veteran members to post up to date information for everyones benefit. Newbies (and I consider myself one of those on this board) demostrate respect by reading what the veterans have already written first.

Thanks for the posts!

**StarFleet** · 06-27-09 09:55

Prea51 -

I know Speed mentioned this in his post but let me reiterate - RTFF. In case you are wondering, that means Read The F*ckin' Forum! This little anagram means that you satisfy your own curiosity by reading past posts in this forum for answers to your questions BEFORE you ask.

I know that in the data-at-your-fingertips/low-attention-span world of modern technology, actually doing research for yourself seems like an anachronism but if you want to be a successful monger (ie, no diseases, no arrest record and few ripoffs), resourcefulness is a skill you need to develop.

To tell you the truth, I'm surprised other posters have not lambasted you for asking basic questions. Consider this the first, if you haven't been inundated with PMs. And consider Speedracer's answers to be a case of unique generosity on this board. Don't press your luck on getting much more!

**Member #5237** · 06-27-09 06:19

Originally Posted by Prea51

Well why is he typing it in decimals?

And do parlors do bbbj's?

I already explained it to you, it`s dollars. Don`t worry about the decimals. As for your question about BBBJ`s, you need to do 2 things.
1- RTFF
2- Invest your time and your money in finding a provider who will offer the services you want.