Strip Club Reports

**Kalani69** · 03-05-09 23:32

Originally Posted by Mavrick7

Brother Skoal Straight,

Glad to hear that you had a good time with Sacha. She is an older girl, but loves to suck cock. She has some HUGE lips, so she was breed for BJ.

Club Sandy is really hit or miss. I have had a great time on the weekends and weekdays. They are open in the afternoon, and I have had play with the bartender. There was this cute viet girl named Candy. Short, voluptuous girl, with C cups tities, unshaven pussy.

Took her in the back, DATY, tity play, and BBJ on her tities.

L/B/S
8/8/8
$60

I haven't seen her in years, but one of the better times at Club Sandy's

Was there about 6:30 this week. Walked in and immediately met by MILF Tanya. Petite 4'6", B cup bolt ons are okay. Sat in booth. Bought her a .2 drink. She accommodated with extended jr rubbing outside pants. Was great while watching the haole stripper spread her legs and rub her tits in some guy's face. Took her up on offer of a private dance for $. Stripped completely naked and gyrated and stroked jr then CBJ until cum. Worth it to me to repeat but I like sexy women in their 40s - at least they're younger than I am.

**Night Colors** · 03-04-09 22:11

Originally Posted by Jonesing

Went on Sat and they told me that they're trying a "new club" at the old Aaaxtion video on Kapiolani. I guess that old peep show place wasn't doing so well.

Its not the old wildhorse. That's still the jazz place.

But with your admission to the keeaumoku centerfolds, you can head over to that place.

They put in 2 stages and a small bar. Still no alcohol. Right now, they're just shuttling girls between the 2. Its a small place.

Maybe they're preparing to move in case they get kicked out like that other poster said?

Anyone got the 411 on when the alcohol's coming back?

**Jonesing** · 03-03-09 01:32

Went on Sat and they told me that they're trying a "new club" at the old Aaaxtion video on Kapiolani. I guess that old peep show place wasn't doing so well.

Its not the old wildhorse. That's still the jazz place.

But with your admission to the keeaumoku centerfolds, you can head over to that place.

They put in 2 stages and a small bar. Still no alcohol. Right now, they're just shuttling girls between the 2. Its a small place.

Maybe they're preparing to move in case they get kicked out like that other poster said?

**Talon X** · 03-01-09 03:13

Originally Posted by Kwofei

Very interesting it sounds like one of those biker bars from the movies correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that guys from kailua are on the softer side meaning "All show and no go".

I live in the Windward side (not in Kailua). First time I heard about Kailua guys being all show. I see that kind of guys everywhere. Some of the punchy guys could be from Waimanalo or Kaneohe too. Don't get me wrong, its not always fight night. It is a place where guys tend to drink in excess, which leads to stupidity and sometimes trouble. BTW, something to add. After spending 100+ on my drinks and a stripper's drinks, the bartender and owner had the nerve to charge me for a glass of water. WTF. TX.

**Bhbh808** · 02-28-09 07:50

I ended up in Wahiawa today. Way off my beaten path (not for the SB action either). I noticed two dive SBs off of California Avenue. One was called Club Bunny I think the other was Club Texas. It had pool and darts as well as dancers. I was there before they opened. Any word on action that far up north? I would guess that the quality wouldn't be there. I have visions of crak ho type bitches and chix with dix who can't catch a ride to town to be around the REAL money because the busses don't run after 2am. Ugh.

Am I wrong? I don't know. Any word on Wahiawa dive strip bars guys? Thanks.

**Maiboto** · 02-27-09 03:46

Originally Posted by Kwofei

Very interesting it sounds like one of those biker bars from the movies correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that guys from kailua are on the softer side meaning "All show and no go".

Thats funny I thought the same thing but there are those rambunctious guys from Nalo.

**Tramp Hawaii** · 02-26-09 22:42

Originally Posted by Kwofei

Very interesting it sounds like one of those biker bars from the movies correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that guys from kailua are on the softer side meaning "All show and no go".

Wrong and don't forget 'nalo is right around the corner so get bruddahs from there in the place sometimes.

Porky's is real hit or miss, mostly miss and only decent at best.

**True Lies** · 02-26-09 04:16

I went to Electros, was there once a couple years ago and not impressed then, but this time I had a good time. The girls, half good looking and the other half not so much IMHO. The few I considered tip worthy also performed really well. A Filipino MILF had awesome energy and this one named Hoku (sp? ) really erotic-I didn't want to stand up right away in case I poked someone's eye out. I normally go to RZ, but very happy with my trip here. Oh yeah, ate a steak and rice there that was great.

**Kwofei** · 02-26-09 03:37

Originally Posted by Talon X

Another warning. Porky's seems to attract a lot of punchy guys from the Windward side and Marines. I don't worry about the Marines. I watch the sucker punching locals. They could be BFs or friends of the strippers or hostesses. Sometimes they're just troublemakers. If they confront you, be ready for the cheap shot (head, face, or groin). I wouldn't rcommend going alone unless you can take care of business. Ocassional locals vs. Marines fight. Sorry, I'm a local boy, but I always "support the troops". Especially when the locals tend to start it. I can tell the locals are into MMA, and the fight looks like the Royal Rumble of the UFC. I have a ring side seat, a naked girl on stage, and a beer. Priceless.

TX

Very interesting it sounds like one of those biker bars from the movies correct me if I'm wrong but I was under the impression that guys from kailua are on the softer side meaning "All show and no go".

**Zzkenoman** · 02-25-09 09:06

Another poster stated it was a hit or miss here and tried to see if I could get lucky, unfortunately a couple of days ago it was really truly a miss. Walked into the dark place and got one of the decent older women and $$ later she had her hand between my legs and my hands on her breasts. She got turned off quickly when I didn't want to buy her more drinks which she never even drank, walked out shortly afterwards. There was a taller curvy white girl but she kept in the bathroom most of the time, might check out the other recommended strip clubs just to wash my memory of older strippers out of my head.

**Keebler980** · 02-25-09 02:14

oops, dble posted

**Keebler980** · 02-25-09 02:08

From the outer islands, and not much in the way of SC here. so got some general ?s. Gone a few times (FN, RZ), but never had the cash till now to do anything more than a single dance. Is it worth the for $ for the extra dances. Is there a step up from the $ setup. is it in a seperate area, more private? does stuff like CBJ or even BBBJ happen in places like this? Is it up to the dancer to let me get in a quick touch in on the single dances? going over with 7-10$ and i want to utilize it. Not looking for the V, settin my limit at the BJ. Just like any good consumer, want the most for my buck, so anything be helpful. like the SC atmosphere, and a bit hesitant about the AMP. thanks!

**Talon X** · 02-23-09 20:00

Originally Posted by Carmex

Place is full of ROB's and never saw anyone take out from there.

Another warning. Porky's seems to attract a lot of punchy guys from the Windward side and Marines. I don't worry about the Marines. I watch the sucker punching locals. They could be BFs or friends of the strippers or hostesses. Sometimes they're just troublemakers. If they confront you, be ready for the cheap shot (head, face, or groin). I wouldn't rcommend going alone unless you can take care of business. Ocassional locals vs. Marines fight. Sorry, I'm a local boy, but I always "support the troops". Especially when the locals tend to start it. I can tell the locals are into MMA, and the fight looks like the Royal Rumble of the UFC. I have a ring side seat, a naked girl on stage, and a beer. Priceless.

TX

**Carmex** · 02-23-09 09:28

Originally Posted by Sancho2063

It exists, never been in there.

I was told it should be avoided but if you want the 411 here it is:

32 Maluniu Ave
Kailua, HI 96734
(808) 261-6733

On street past Mickey D's, turn Mauka, its on the the right.

Haven't been there in many years, but knew the mama pretty well as we would sell her fish (Ahi) that was too small for the auction or Pinkys didn't want.

Place is full of ROB's and never saw anyone take out from there. Was actually supposed to fuck moma one drunk nite, but of course she too tired when the time came.

If you do go, no, I say no plastic. Garuns your bill will be insane. Asking for Drinkee will neva stop either. Dancers all have BF. Kailua still small kine place and know all the girls there.

If you want to get ripped and teased all night, then this is your place.

Past Mc D's, when you hit the elementry school turn left. On your right.

**H Mobius** · 02-22-09 18:46

Originally Posted by Beanlover

Whatever happened to Tim? I remember him from waaayyy back! Cool bruddah to talk to while checking out all the bean! I used to go in every Thursday for years and would always talk story with him. Dropped in the other night, first time in 1-2 years, and was suprised to see Rob from Sundance working there! Place was Dead! Coupla older chicks, not too good looking IMO. Rob said the hostesses and younger dancers come in after 1am. Couldn't stay because had to work the next day, but I'll drop by again either on a weekend or on a holiday eve.

Went to Mistys. Soon as I sit down Tracy sits next to me, rubs my leg, and within half a minute is grabbing junior! She says "Buy me dlinkee I may yo happayy! " I tell her "I want this" and tap her nan, she says "Too hunnled", I say $, she says no and leaves. Vanessa comes by, makes small talk, sits on my lap, grabs my hand and puts it on her tit, and also wants $$. I passed, went downtown and picked up Angel, Filipino girl with a big ass! She's usually pretty quiet but was very talkative that night, guess her pimp gave her some good white powder or something! $ for half and half. She's really tight for such a thick girl!

Tim is still there, yeah he's cool, I always tip him when he gets my beer. When it's late, other v girls sometimes show up, though I have seen dead Fri and Sat nites.

I've been meaning to return to Misty for a third look, because the second time not only was Vanessa not there (joint was dead), this cute little spinner I saw the first time wasn't there either. So little, she could sit on the bar stool with her feet flat on the seat of the stool while playing the machine. I'm talking about if this ain't a spinner, I don't know what is. I didn't get to sit with her, but would have gladly tried, woulda carried her to the table from the stool just as she was. She has a nice voice and I didn't detect an accent when she asked for a dollar, though she looks kinda refugee. Noticed Chinese tats near the hip on her right thigh. Will report on anything substantive.

Those of you who like rolley-poley types, had one Real thick one, with expertly-applied heavy makeup, so she was actually kinda pretty IMO. Sorry don't remember her name but you can't miss her, she's quite obese, white skin, dressed kinda slutty with boobies (real, sagging, maybe C's) coming out the side. Seemed friendly enough with a kinda shredded voice (excessive DT?). Wanted to go in the back with me but I was really scoping for the Spinner (hate it when I blow money on Girl B, then Shazam!, Girl A appears, Frick!). Will keep her on the back burner.

Also had a kinda homely one who reminded me of Mary Ann from Gilligan's Island, because of her dress. Her difference was that her hands felt Real good; for me, maybe one girl in seven has that kind of touch. I didn't get a good look at her face because that shifted my attention to her hands, but I'm remembering a not-bad looking girl.

All 3 (Spinner, Rolley, and Mary Ann) are pretty ok-looking to me because of the bars they are in eg. I don't expect to find Camelot quality in a v-strip bar.

Good luck.

H M