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**AssMann82** · Yesterday 09:29

Originally Posted by Rmartinez80 [View Original Post]

So was finally able to set something up with Rosie. I've tried several times in the last couple of years. She was always slow to respond back. Like it would be hours sometimes. But I finally got lucky this past weekend around noon. She was eager and kept asking how much longer to see her. That should've been my first red flag. She was only doing car dates. Should've been my second red flag. Picked her up from a house in Crest Hill. She didn't even take the time to get ready. Looked like she just got out of bed. No makeup and basketball shorts is how she came out. She looked very boyish. It was definitely her but nothing like her pics. That should've been my third flag. We found a spot to park. Damage was 4 jacks for everything. Jumped in the backseat. She mentions no daty and she doesn't get on top. Okay then. Rosie starts a really nice BBBJ. Only lasted less than 5 minutes. She pulls off her shorts and lays back. Really nice pair of full voluptuous lips down there. Very meaty that I almost wanted to munch on them. But that was the only highlight. This girl has been gaining weight and it shows. Looked like she hasn't shave in a couple of weeks. Hairy legs, arm pits and pie. So I'm like whatever. Surely the action will be worth it. Nope. This girl starts complaining immediately. How hot it was outside. How hot weather doesn't agree with her. How sweaty she is. Apologizing for it. Hyperventilating. Telling me to hurry up. Mind you, the car was running and the AC was on full blast. After a couple of minutes I gave up. She never shut up. Afterwards, she swore she would make it up to me next time. That she would give me a freebie. Yea okay. I just told her next time don't waste people's time and money. She said next she will try better next time. Doubt I ever try her again.

My hero, been trying myself for years. I should avoid too but she's near me and I love hairy chick's.

**Rmartinez80** · 05-30-24 12:58

So was finally able to set something up with Rosie. I've tried several times in the last couple of years. She was always slow to respond back. Like it would be hours sometimes. But I finally got lucky this past weekend around noon. She was eager and kept asking how much longer to see her. That should've been my first red flag. She was only doing car dates. Should've been my second red flag. Picked her up from a house in Crest Hill. She didn't even take the time to get ready. Looked like she just got out of bed. No makeup and basketball shorts is how she came out. She looked very boyish. It was definitely her but nothing like her pics. That should've been my third flag. We found a spot to park. Damage was 4 jacks for everything. Jumped in the backseat. She mentions no daty and she doesn't get on top. Okay then. Rosie starts a really nice BBBJ. Only lasted less than 5 minutes. She pulls off her shorts and lays back. Really nice pair of full voluptuous lips down there. Very meaty that I almost wanted to munch on them. But that was the only highlight. This girl has been gaining weight and it shows. Looked like she hasn't shave in a couple of weeks. Hairy legs, arm pits and pie. So I'm like whatever. Surely the action will be worth it. Nope. This girl starts complaining immediately. How hot it was outside. How hot weather doesn't agree with her. How sweaty she is. Apologizing for it. Hyperventilating. Telling me to hurry up. Mind you, the car was running and the AC was on full blast. After a couple of minutes I gave up. She never shut up. Afterwards, she swore she would make it up to me next time. That she would give me a freebie. Yea okay. I just told her next time don't waste people's time and money. She said next she will try better next time. Doubt I ever try her again.

**GeilePapa21** · 05-19-24 22:42

Originally Posted by BldFatLvr [View Original Post]

Anyone have any info on Baby money? https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/8157103401.

They have been advising for a while now but, no reviews.

Legit, gives good BBBJ. Nothing special in looks department but gets the job done.

**Orangie** · 05-16-24 02:40

She usually taps out before I do.

She's fun and local for me.

Her teenage son hides out in the other room for her safety just do you know.

**JumboIL** · 05-07-24 17:22

Originally Posted by TroyAkerman [View Original Post]

That she looks cute in her ads and wanted to be BJ. Went there and she performed for about 3 to 4 minutes before saying she could not anymore and would not finish me off didn't even let me come waste of money on a crack / meth *****

Yikes! Sounds like she's gone downhill fast from my initial report almost a month ago. Seems like Joliet talent has been lacking for a while now unfortunately.

**Troy Akerman** · 05-07-24 11:32

That she looks cute in her ads and wanted to be BJ. Went there and she performed for about 3 to 4 minutes before saying she could not anymore and would not finish me off didn't even let me come waste of money on a crack / meth *****

Originally Posted by JumboIL [View Original Post]

Just wanted to leave a review for Bambi since I haven't seen anyone post about her yet.

Pics are accurate and her rates are 150/250/350.

Session was good at a private residence in Joliet but just be aware that there were others at the house that you could hear milling around.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/167664279

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**HorseCock** · 05-04-24 18:48

Originally Posted by BassMan1989 [View Original Post]

She sounds like lotta fun- got to ask about those stretch marks? One of her pics looks like she's got massive tummy stretch marks- she pretty good otherwise?

I don't know what stretch marks you are seeing, I have never seen any. If you treat her good, she will make sure that you are completely satisfied.

**BassMan1989** · 04-27-24 21:04

Originally Posted by HorseCock [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/latinajwlz34

This one is great, she is very much GFE she is into almost everything and will leave you very satisfied and exhausted. Give her a call or text her.

She sounds like lotta fun- got to ask about those stretch marks? One of her pics looks like she's got massive tummy stretch marks- she pretty good otherwise?

**BldFatLvr** · 04-22-24 11:36

Originally Posted by HorseCock [View Original Post]

https://tryst.link/escort/latinajwlz34

This one is great, she is very much GFE she is into almost everything and will leave you very satisfied and exhausted. Give her a call or text her.

Thanks for the tip. I will check her out this week.

**BldFatLvr** · 04-22-24 11:34

Anyone have any info on Baby money? https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/8157103401.

They have been advising for a while now but, no reviews.

**HorseCock** · 04-18-24 12:57

https://tryst.link/escort/latinajwlz34

This one is great, she is very much GFE she is into almost everything and will leave you very satisfied and exhausted. Give her a call or text her.

**JumboIL** · 04-09-24 17:04

Just wanted to leave a review for Bambi since I haven't seen anyone post about her yet.

Pics are accurate and her rates are 150/250/350.

Session was good at a private residence in Joliet but just be aware that there were others at the house that you could hear milling around.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cago/167664279

**JumboIL** · 04-09-24 16:56

Originally Posted by BadSanta73 [View Original Post]

Worn out and haggard. Like a dead fish who is more interested in looking at her phone than engaging in the session. Doesn't deliver as promised. Won't repeat.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2245323677/1

Yeah, I gave her a try a while ago and she was limited on what she could do (I think she said she had bad knees / back and couldn't be on top and you couldn't put her legs back too far in missionary.)

Also, looked rougher than her pics (those darn camera filters!

**BldFatLvr** · 04-06-24 14:53

Originally Posted by BadSanta73 [View Original Post]

Worn out and haggard. Like a dead fish who is more interested in looking at her phone than engaging in the session. Doesn't deliver as promised. Won't repeat.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2245323677/1

She still bb full? Agree on just lays there and not into it or she was anyway a few years ago.

**BassMan1989** · 04-04-24 19:42

Originally Posted by BadSanta73 [View Original Post]

Worn out and haggard. Like a dead fish who is more interested in looking at her phone than engaging in the session. Doesn't deliver as promised. Won't repeat.

https://escortbabylon.net/posts_list/2245323677/1

Yeah in this situation, her pics don't lie apparently.