Massage Parlor Reports

**HeeJunk** · 05-16-24 13:53

Originally Posted by Lamarr [View Original Post]

Farmington and 6 Mile closed within the last week or two. Orange sticker on the door.

Yeah. The sticker has been on for about a month. This is how livonia shuts them down by not completing inspections for renovations.

**HughJorganJk** · 05-16-24 13:32

Originally Posted by BlackEscape [View Original Post]

Wow, weird. We both had the same girl today. I've been apprehensive about this place because FS places in the suburbs have limited lifespans.

The one thing I didn't like was no panties. I like when a girl wears panties for some reason.

She gave a good, slow fingertip massage. I haven't had one like she gave in decades. I really don't like when they play with my asshole. I don't get how anyone can take anal. I feel like I am about to empty out on their hand. Lord knows what horrifying things I left on her fingers Her English isn't great and she thought I was looking for HJ. She lubed me up and I was like "no!" and tried to guide her with my hands to what I wanted. I think she thought I wanted Greek. I love Greek, but I just wanted to lay back and relax and have her do all the work. We figured things out and that's what we did.

I suggest going while its around, it won't be for much longer. This girl is hot.

The 3 of us must have passed each other LOL. When I walked thru the door, I saw three very attractive AFs around the ages of 20-25. They were dressed in lingerie and had nice bods. I drew Cindy, who was the girl that brought me in, and I just knew it was going to be a good session. For those of us that gravitate towards the AM parlors, all three girls were head & shoulders above anything else I've seen at an AMP in many years. That being said, I knew I was about to have an incredible hour. Or so I thought.

The start was typical. Back massage, my hand to her leg and then to her ass (nothing to write home about). So, boom, flip, hands all over her very ample chesticles, then landing on her very furry Bush. She starts doing the 5 knuckle shuffle on me and the negotiations began. We agree on CBJ and CFS and she leaves to grab a cover. When she returns, I'm sitting on the table and gently pull her towards me so we're face to face. She opened her mouth to say something and I could feel my eyelashes and nose hairs start to melt. This girl's breath was so foul that I'd swear I could see it floating out her mouth in pixilated chunks. I offered her a piece of gum, to which she refused. I was in too deep at this point and moved forward like a Vietnam vet fighting through napalm. By now, Junior had fled and was hiding somewhere near my pancreas but loosened up once she put the cover on. She grabbed a paper towel and hand sanitizer and began cleaning the grease off the cover. That is when the light finally went on in my head. Her breath was a combination of slimp flied lice, egg lole, and lubricated condoms. After swallowing several ounces of my own verp juice and breathing through my ears, I laid back and prayed for a miracle that never came. Junior struggled through what was actually a pretty good BJer but the FS was lackluster and mechanical.

I will definitely return to try one of the other girls because they were young, attractive, and were very clear and open about the services that were available.

**Moe2056** · 05-16-24 13:04

Originally Posted by HughJorganJk [View Original Post]

I wouldn't pay 18, just because of those ridiculous looking lips. Who told this generation that it was attractive?

Totally agree. Don't understand the lip injections. Nose rings, nipple piercing also both too much for me. Tats are cool though!

**HughJorganJk** · 05-16-24 12:30

Originally Posted by LiquorLotto [View Original Post]

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3250323

Wants 180 for half hour and release. Please don't pay this.

I wouldn't pay 18, just because of those ridiculous looking lips. Who told this generation that it was attractive?

**Black Escape** · 05-16-24 12:21

Originally Posted by Mrtroy [View Original Post]

This morning 730 am parking lot empty but right in front door M1 was a limo car so back limo door lined up with m1 door. Wonder who that was.

Is Ric Flair in town?

**Lamarr** · 05-16-24 12:17

Farmington and 6 Mile closed within the last week or two. Orange sticker on the door.

**Zoman** · 05-16-24 10:41

I have a good friend who has been seeing her for awhile, he asked me about some reviews on her. I told him and of course he asked her. She was open with him and showed him a clean bill. He has an awesome time every time he goes to see her. She has 1 or 2 other girls in there with her I'm not sure. I told him I would post on her, since he has never made an account. Said he is worried about getting caught playing. Stay safe gents have fun.

**Liquor Lotto** · 05-16-24 09:01

https://adultsearch.com/us/michigan/...y-rubs/3250323

Wants 180 for half hour and release. Please don't pay this.

**Mrtroy** · 05-16-24 08:41

This morning 730 am parking lot empty but right in front door M1 was a limo car so back limo door lined up with m1 door. Wonder who that was.

**Black Escape** · 05-16-24 02:31

Originally Posted by MustangMatt [View Original Post]

I took the plunge today (along with at least 3 other mongers after 1 pm.) and visited AM. I had Mimi, she looked great in the little green dress. Massage started with a large hot towel and the Hard press downward" moves, which was fine. I've had better therapeutic massages (Joy from old Green Day), she was more into the soft strokes. Then the teasing started, along with her sitting in various places on the table within reach. She was fine with me caressing her STRONG legs, and up her thighs. I want to emphasize that I always take the "Be VERY nice to the girl. " seriously and she responded VERY well to that (Whoda thought. She later told me "You very nice man. Some not so nice". To which I ask myself WHY?? Do you think they will be sexier if you treat them like dirt? Thanks to the 95% of you who probably agree.) I was able to really roam with the hands.

Wow, weird. We both had the same girl today. I've been apprehensive about this place because FS places in the suburbs have limited lifespans.

The one thing I didn't like was no panties. I like when a girl wears panties for some reason.

She gave a good, slow fingertip massage. I haven't had one like she gave in decades. I really don't like when they play with my asshole. I don't get how anyone can take anal. I feel like I am about to empty out on their hand. Lord knows what horrifying things I left on her fingers Her English isn't great and she thought I was looking for HJ. She lubed me up and I was like "no!" and tried to guide her with my hands to what I wanted. I think she thought I wanted Greek. I love Greek, but I just wanted to lay back and relax and have her do all the work. We figured things out and that's what we did.

I suggest going while its around, it won't be for much longer. This girl is hot.

**Rgv956** · 05-15-24 21:03

Any updates? Is it still open?

**MustangMatt** · 05-15-24 16:51

I took the plunge today (along with at least 3 other mongers after 1 pm.) and visited AM. I had Mimi, she looked great in the little green dress. Massage started with a large hot towel and the Hard press downward" moves, which was fine. I've had better therapeutic massages (Joy from old Green Day), she was more into the soft strokes. Then the teasing started, along with her sitting in various places on the table within reach. She was fine with me caressing her STRONG legs, and up her thighs. I want to emphasize that I always take the "Be VERY nice to the girl. " seriously and she responded VERY well to that (Whoda thought. She later told me "You very nice man. Some not so nice". To which I ask myself WHY?? Do you think they will be sexier if you treat them like dirt? Thanks to the 95% of you who probably agree.) I was able to really roam with the hands. A LOT. Her teasing is VERY good, one of the best I've ever had. Soft hands all over your junk, soft strokes. Fantastic. She finally got up and asked what I wanted. I made the hand motion, she said "Hand job?" I said "YES PLEASE. And I want to keep touching you. " She said "How much you tip?" I said "I only have $60". She gave me the standard "Hmmmm, I don't know. Well OK" I told her I'd bring more next time I come (no pun.) She then sat in front of me (my request) and let me twiddle her ("No fingers inside please") and she got very wet, and the moaning really made the last 10 min VERY nice. It was mutual masturbation at its finest for me! Her technique was the furthest from the bad jackhammer experience we all complain about. REALLY good!! She let me suck her tits too, which were nice B's (but looked nicer in the push up dress to be honest, but still nice!) 8 to the house and 6 tip. I walked out feeling VERY satisfied. I think this place is getting a TON of traffic with all this chatter. The girls were chuckling each time the damn door bell rang or the phone rang. All in all, a very memorable experience. Face: 8/10 (would be 9+ but when the lights came on, the yellowish teeth were a little "ugh") tits: 8/10 in the dress, 7/10 out. Legs 9/10. Really nice to caress! Pussy: 8 or 9/10 belly: not noticeable at all in the dress (She looked HOT in that dress!) but the stronger feeling "core" when I felt it took things down slightly. Not fat, just not super hourglass. The dress was incredibly complimentary! Instant zing. Sorry for the book here but it was memorable enough that hopefully others with similar tastes will give it a try. The other girl looked HOT too. Would be fun to try both of them at the same time but I'd have to get there when they open because of all you pervs like me.

Originally Posted by CrustNuts [View Original Post]

You can't go wrong here. Mimi and Emma are great. I haven't tried the third girl yet. Let us know how it went.

**QuestForFun69** · 05-15-24 16:48

Originally Posted by MrRegular [View Original Post]

Hopefully for the last time, and for all to be advised, she is not at all a GFE, and her massage is non-existent, she simply dances her fingers around & likes to talk a lot about her son & her travels etc. , so, for only $60 (no tip is necessary) there is really no need to see her for much of anything more than allowing you to fondle around with her large saggy tits (after she takes her top off) & then she'll automatically give you an excellent BBBJ-CIM ending! Although some very few guys have asked her for full service, and on a given day she might oblige? , and those few guys have all reported the same thing, she's a total dead duck / fuck & doesn't at all get into it!! She's a heavy set 50+ year old white woman, & maybe 5' 1" at most, she's very nice, very friendly & very safe to visit with!!

Correct on every single description. 100%.

**Mr Regular** · 05-15-24 16:12

Originally Posted by SzGino [View Original Post]

Is she GFE at all? Just a massage and bbj cim at the end? Roaming? Just curious as looking to reach out to her and give her a try.

Hopefully for the last time, and for all to be advised, she is not at all a GFE, and her massage is non-existent, she simply dances her fingers around & likes to talk a lot about her son & her travels etc. , so, for only $60 (no tip is necessary) there is really no need to see her for much of anything more than allowing you to fondle around with her large saggy tits (after she takes her top off) & then she'll automatically give you an excellent BBBJ-CIM ending! Although some very few guys have asked her for full service, and on a given day she might oblige? , and those few guys have all reported the same thing, she's a total dead duck / fuck & doesn't at all get into it!! She's a heavy set 50+ year old white woman, & maybe 5' 1" at most, she's very nice, very friendly & very safe to visit with!!