Massage Parlor Reports

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-19-24 10:54

That is the place he is refferng to. I believe the provider he is referring to name is Ann, I got her my first trip and was offered the same finish which I also declined, but I disagree on the massage side she did quite well with me even walked on my back (they have bars on the ceiling she held onto. So massage wise mine was a good 8/10. BUT when I was leaving the same girl told me to "Come back Wednesday, other girl take good care of you" So of course I took the bait, and she did not disappoint! I think she works Wed-Sun. Goes by a Thai name starts with P.

Originally Posted by MarcusGoinsBig [View Original Post]

Are you referring to the spot in the Giant complex, and right next to the AT&T store?

**MarcusGoinsBig** · 05-18-24 16:36

Are you referring to the spot in the Giant complex, and right next to the AT&T store?

Originally Posted by ImSmitten [View Original Post]

While she did massage around my penis and revealed both it and my ass, she did not provide handjob services. She did however put some lotion into my left hand and place it onto my crotch. So it's a self service joint. I didn't bother. Pass. Was an average massage. The kind you'd expect from an AMP. If you're going specifically for sexual services, this is not the place for you. And if you're going for an actual massage, I'd say this is still not the place for you.

**ImSmitten** · 05-16-24 12:22

While she did massage around my penis and revealed both it and my ass, she did not provide handjob services. She did however put some lotion into my left hand and place it onto my crotch. So it's a self service joint. I didn't bother. Pass. Was an average massage. The kind you'd expect from an AMP. If you're going specifically for sexual services, this is not the place for you. And if you're going for an actual massage, I'd say this is still not the place for you.

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-14-24 10:05

Google escape crofton. It's on the second floor of a strip mall above a deli.

Originally Posted by Avenger62 [View Original Post]

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**CroftonCyber** · 05-14-24 08:59

I think he means the second floor of 21XX Defense Hwy (route 450).

Originally Posted by Avenger62 [View Original Post]

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**Avenger62** · 05-13-24 19:23

Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]

To my knowledge they have been strictly legit for a couple years. Escape over on 450 behind 7-11 has reopened ask for Lucy. (Not the same Lucy as the South county shops that call nailed) Great massage YMMV on extras but I did not leave disappointed.

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-13-24 11:15

To my knowledge they have been strictly legit for a couple years. Escape over on 450 behind 7-11 has reopened ask for Lucy. (Not the same Lucy as the South county shops that call nailed) Great massage YMMV on extras but I did not leave disappointed.

Originally Posted by Tomjay [View Original Post]

Any Intel on Massage Crystal?

I have a doc appointment next week and have a little extra time while I'm in the area.

Feel from the Private Message me or post on here.

TIA TJ.

**Tomjay** · 05-10-24 20:16

Any Intel on Massage Crystal?

I have a doc appointment next week and have a little extra time while I'm in the area.

Feel from the Private Message me or post on here.

TIA TJ.

**Dave1984** · 05-02-24 19:25

Originally Posted by LuvARub88 [View Original Post]

In glen Burnie. But close enough too post here I guess. After bad experience an glen Burnie Acupressure a while ago. I gave Ivy a shot this time. Should have turned and ran. But. Talked to a lady on the phone and set up a time. She sounded promising. Arrived and rang the bell. And was lead in by "short round Asian Granny. Strike 1. Put in a room that was an oval curtain that tightly circled the massage table. WTF ever. I get undressed and lay face down. Short round went down the hall to go to the bathroom. I could hear her pissing. Because it was uncomfortably quiet in this place. And Then. She blasted a Fart that rang the toilet bowl. LOL.

All I could do to hold in the laughter. Massage was oiled elbows on my back and oiled hands doing circle on my ass.

Multiple interruptions with other ladies doing into the room. Not relaxing at all. Granny left again and was gone for about 2 minutes. Not sure WTF she was doing but I was done.

She came back in and I asked for a hot towel. I was 20 minutes in and all Fkn done.

She wiped me off and then attempted to massage more. I got up and started to get dressed. She was confused. She went and got another 2 ladies. Each then offered to take me to a real room. Nope. FK this. And out the door I went.

If anyone got anything fun here. I'm all ears. Because MMS texted saying sorry. I come try again.

I went there once or twice before Covid. Provider used some kind of vibrating "pitchfork" for the massage. The vibration was so strong it rattled your teeth.

**Dave1984** · 05-02-24 19:23

Happen to drive by Asia Reflexology on Jennifer. There was a older looking provider with a beer belly stretching outside the door. Not too attractive. Never been there and by the look of the provider not missing much. Any different intel would be appreciated. Public or PM.

**TackleBox2** · 05-01-24 09:17

Has anyone been to Jin in Arnold lately?

**LuvARub88** · 04-30-24 22:48

In glen Burnie. But close enough too post here I guess. After bad experience an glen Burnie Acupressure a while ago. I gave Ivy a shot this time. Should have turned and ran. But. Talked to a lady on the phone and set up a time. She sounded promising. Arrived and rang the bell. And was lead in by "short round Asian Granny. Strike 1. Put in a room that was an oval curtain that tightly circled the massage table. WTF ever. I get undressed and lay face down. Short round went down the hall to go to the bathroom. I could hear her pissing. Because it was uncomfortably quiet in this place. And Then. She blasted a Fart that rang the toilet bowl. LOL.

All I could do to hold in the laughter. Massage was oiled elbows on my back and oiled hands doing circle on my ass.

Multiple interruptions with other ladies doing into the room. Not relaxing at all. Granny left again and was gone for about 2 minutes. Not sure WTF she was doing but I was done.

She came back in and I asked for a hot towel. I was 20 minutes in and all Fkn done.

She wiped me off and then attempted to massage more. I got up and started to get dressed. She was confused. She went and got another 2 ladies. Each then offered to take me to a real room. Nope. FK this. And out the door I went.

If anyone got anything fun here. I'm all ears. Because MMS texted saying sorry. I come try again.

**ExtraPoundAge** · 04-16-24 14:30

Went at lunch, no wait, no appointment, got seated right away. Got the hour. The massage was erotic and def knew what she was doing. Allowed touching but I wasn't aggressive so mileage may vary. Asked to flipped, jerked me off for a bit had me finish myself, cleaned me up afterwards. I didn't find her very attractive but her skills were decent. I would go back in a pinch and would recommend for newbies.

**MarlinMan** · 04-12-24 09:19

By chance stopped in McDonald's in Arnold for lunch. While sitting in car eating. Saw Happy Feet massage in strip mall across parking lot. Having read few reports. Decided to get some dessert.

Went in front door. Greeted by small woman. She asked. How long massage? I handed her $60 - she shook head and said $70. I gave her a $20 - got $10 change right back.

Got undressed and laid on table. She came in and started hard massage. I asked for lighter. She pulled towel off me and dimmed light, started a nice soft massage. She focused more on my legs and ass / lower back. Jr was liking it. He was pointed to my toes but starting to throb. She gave him a gentle bump. Then nothing more.

I finally had to lift up to let Jr point up normal, few times grinding onto table to let her know massage was arousing me.

Got to flip. She started on my inner thighs. I rubbed her hip. She stopped and got a spray bottle. She motioned for my hands. I figured sanitizer so I could do some UTC rubbing.

Here is where it goes south. And not in good way. The spray was oil / lube. She motioned for me to jerk off. I shook my head. No, motioned for her to give hand job. She shook her head. No. I made motioned with thumb and fore finger for cash. She smiled but still a no.

She held up spray again to me. I shook my head no. She got a moist warm towel and wiped oil off my hands. Put towel over still hard Jr. Massaged my legs and feet. Finishing with light tickling on soles.

I motioned one more time at Jr. She said. No. Massage over. It was an hour. She left and I got dressed. Feeling of blue balls almost hurting.

She came in with small bottle of water. I gave her the $10 change as a tip.

No other customers came in. Not sure what was up with no HE. I know she saw my extra cash when I had to pay the extra $10 in beginning. Ended up going home to relieve Jr. Out $80.

**LuvARub88** · 04-11-24 06:46

I had been here once before and a a decent massage and some fun. Walked in to be greeted by a tall thin youngish lady with a nice figure in a very short form fitting dress. Seemed like there may be good times again.

Lead to a room where I undressed and laid on the table. In comes a short thick girl in a Very short skirt with her Man Mades poking out of the Top. She took the HF and came back.

I know why I'm here. But when they wear the Stripper skirts. There would be no way to explain your way out if the Po Po came knocking. Massage was OK. Not enough lotion. Heard the doorbell ring 3 times in the first 20 minutes. So I knew that being rushed was going to be a problem. Before the flip. She asked what I want. I just gave the standard hand motion. She replied. "OK. Only HJ. $100. Pay first". And That was where I should have got up and left.

I rolled over. And just said no. More negotiations which really does wonders for the mood. Agreed on 60. The rates in the top 20 worst wang whackers ever.

Seems like a popular place. But I'll take a hard pass on anything in the future.