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Today 14:20 #143
Posts: 65Walking out
Originally Posted by Popelandoii [View Original Post]
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Yesterday 23:07 #142
Posts: 43Anonymity, schmanonymity
Originally Posted by BakedPotato [View Original Post]
In my limited, non-professional understanding of state law, the badgers are supposed to have probable cause or reasonable suspicion before a plate can be run, if the vehicle is parked legally on private property, and shows nothing indicative of tampering or damage. That doesn't mean that they won't do a check, because they can always come up with reasonable cause afterward ("I thought I remembered a burgundy PT Cruiser being used as a getaway vehicle in a strong-arm robbery three years ago, so I wanted to be sure. ") Frankly, I don't care if that's what they do, because as far as they're concerned, I'm not engaging in any activity that's not above-board. They can roll the dice and do a raid, but that's all on them. My towel is my alibi.
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Yesterday 22:48 #141
Posts: 43Don Knotts
I love that absolutely nobody calls that place by its real name, Lavender Aromatherapy, and that more often than not, it's being referred to as Don Knotts. I think it's the legacy he would have wanted. He was one of us.
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Yesterday 10:44 #140
Posts: 19Remember to be nice
So I was back at Don Knott's the other day, and for whatever reason it was a little busier than normal. When I got there I was told to come back in 30 minutes, no problem, I drove around for a bit and went back closer to an hour later. While I was there the door chime went off at least 3 times and my masseuse left each time to tell them to come back later. Well one of those "gentlemen" wasn't happy about it and got a little angry and was acting like an ass. Don't be that guy. We're all there for the same thing, take your turn and be nice to the hard working ladies.
Side note, when I was pulling in after my drive around the guy I was waiting on to leave came out and practically sprinted to his vehicle, head down and turned away so nobody would see his face. I found it a little amusing, it's just a massage place right?
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06-08-24 20:40 #139
Posts: 65Cost
Originally Posted by ImmaculateBbbj [View Original Post]
I have not had any luck there. Asking $200 for BJ and $140 HJ plus house fee. A little over priced for the service.
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06-08-24 17:31 #138
Posts: 28Waterlily
I laid down with a towel and she cane in asking what type of massage I wanted. I opted for something soft. So most of the time it was soft caressing everywhere with a little small talk. It was nice and relaxing. She went topless and guided my hands to her breasts after the flip. She rubbed my chest for a bit. Ignoring the (erect) elephant in the room. She eventually removed the towel and asked if I wanted any oil. I said yes and she gave a slow HJ. Afterward, there was a warm towel clean-up and a little massage.
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05-28-24 12:10 #137
Posts: 19Table Shower
Had a couple hours to spare while up in Morgantown so I swung on over to Don Knott's to try out the table shower for myself since the few reviews on here weren't very positive but we all know YMMV. I've been there a few times but not with the new table shower. I went in hopefully optimistic anyway and I was not disappointed. The friendly "massage specialist" asked if I wanted the table shower right off the bat and I said absolutely, and off we went. The table shower itself is fairly nice and comfortable, and she was very thorough in making sure I was squeaky clean everywhere, she was not shy and actually quite playful. She was giggling as I reacted to her scrubbing in ticklish areas. We were there for at least 15 minutes cleaning front and back.
She then gave a better than average massage with plenty of teasing and getting into all the spots we so enjoy. At the flip she didn't say anything just started on a slow and very nice hand release, which normally I would ask for more but her technique was so good I was more than happy to let her continue. She didn't try to rush it and we actually went over time by a little and she never tried to hurry me to finish and leave.
Overall I had a really good time and I hope you all do too if you go there. That place has been hit or miss for me but this time was a hit.
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05-22-24 18:17 #136
Posts: 65Too Expensive
Originally Posted by Handiman76 [View Original Post]
Last edited by RoadGlide21; 05-22-24 at 18:18. Reason: Spelling
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05-22-24 01:58 #135
Posts: 4Waterlily
Originally Posted by RoadGlide21 [View Original Post]
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05-18-24 15:54 #134
Posts: 65All the same
Basically all the AMPs in Morgantown are the same. Prices are in the ball park and on any given day, you will receive good or bad service at anyone of the places you visit.
I have visited all of them listed on STG along with Water Lilly Asian massage and Asian Body Works. The last 2 are NOT listed on STG.
Water Lilly is off the charts when it comes to prices. WAY out of line with other AMPs in area. Asian Body works was a little cheaper but the staff is a little older and everything is covered, could not negotiate anything bare. Total 1/2 hr was 1. 4 for CBJ.
Water Lilly wanted 2. 0 additional for HJ with COT. No touching.
Out of the others, all the services and prices were about the same. BUT, depending on the staff the service experience could go either way.
I did manage to get BBBJ with CIM one time and one time only at Holistic for 1. 8 including house fee.
Have not been able negotiate that service since that one time and definitely not at any of the other places.
I enjoy reading about others experiences and hopefully they will open more AMPs like this in Fairmont and Clarksburg.
Enjoy the services that are provided and keeps us all updated on who gave you the best service. So far, for me, Hollistic has my vote as a sure go to place.
I will say, I opted for 4 hands at Holistic. I was 3. 0 and completely a waste of money. The staff had NO interaction with each other at all. They didn't even touch each other. Thats not a service worth revisiting.
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05-11-24 08:16 #133
Posts: 45Originally Posted by PRGuy91 [View Original Post]
Dex.
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05-11-24 08:11 #132
Posts: 45Originally Posted by DandyDon [View Original Post]
Dex.
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05-10-24 11:23 #131
Posts: 12Originally Posted by Fav6977 [View Original Post]
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05-09-24 02:26 #130
Posts: 65Wtf?
Originally Posted by DandyDon [View Original Post]
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05-08-24 18:25 #129
Posts: 66Nolistic
So found myself in Morgantown and thought I would give Holistic a try based on the raving reviews here. Called first just to confirm hours, house fee. Told they were open and. 6. Head on over. Attractive woman greets me at entrance and leads me to last room on the right. Knowing the house fee is. 6, I go ahead and put down 1. 0 thinking this would get me off to a good start (and perhaps this was a mistake? She examines the money closely. So I strip down, lie face down, and she starts very light touching all over. My hands are brushing her legs and such but I not trying to feel her up at this point. After no more than 5 minutes of that light touching she tells me to flip and gets out the oil and lathers up my most stressed muscle. I ask her to wait, that I want a longer massage and try some touching. She tells me that I need to give her another 1. 4. I was like, " You mean I only get a 5 minute massage, no touching and a 2 minute "jerking motion? At this point she says, "English no good" and when I repeat that I would like for her slow down and give more massage and some touching, she acts like she doesn't know what I am saying. I end up just getting up and getting dress and suddenly her English returns and asks why I am leaving. I don't know if she just assumed she could bilk me for an additional 1. 4 for a total of 2. 4 as if there was nothing inbetween that could be negotiated.
The bottom line is, I am happy only getting a HJ at these type places but what's with the 5 minute massage and 2 minute HJ? Seemed odd and I have never experienced this at similar massage studios.