Massage Parlor Reports

[MassageYes]

Oh come. She had a 40 year old body. Love the tramp stamp. Well done.

She loved my touch.

$120 + 120.

I'm in lust.

My comment about the $120 was hour massage with tip. Not $240!

Great he. Great masssge. CMT. I could walk straight no hunch.

Over back. Plus awesome foot massage. Next time go 90 minutes.

For 30 minutes for feet. Jessica was great.

[JJLetsPlay]

Over countless states and cities, dozens of times I've had a girl take my money and a different girl come in to do the massage. Sometimes It works to your favor, sometimes it doesn't. Everyone's preference is different. But It only takes the most basic of social skills to say, "oh, I want the other girl to do the massage" In all my years, over those dozens and dozens of times, I can only think of 2 times they declined. Both times it was because the other girl had an appointment coming soon, and both times they offered me an appointment after, or my money back.

So basically, if someone is feeling "bait & switched", it's on you.

Hope this helps.

Although EMan's replied "complications" to this are understandable, I agree.

If you're not happy w / the looks, personality, whatever of the provider.

Then simply ask to wait.

I like KD, have had this happen.

Elected to just lay there & wait.

Agree also- Not uncommon at all.

Or ask Greeter / Mama- "will you give massage"?

If Not "I will see when she comes in."

Just my 2 Cents also.

[Electronman]

Over countless states and cities, dozens of times I've had a girl take my money and a different girl come in to do the massage. Sometimes It works to your favor, sometimes it doesn't. Everyone's preference is different. But It only takes the most basic of social skills to say, "oh, I want the other girl to do the massage" In all my years, over those dozens and dozens of times, I can only think of 2 times they declined. Both times it was because the other girl had an appointment coming soon, and both times they offered me an appointment after, or my money back.

So basically, if someone is feeling "bait & switched", it's on you.

Hope this helps.

A reasonable suggestion that I'll adopt. I'm not disagreeing with your suggested but I've had slightly different experiences so let me add a few complications, in hopes that any future AMP customers will benefit.

1. In many AMPs, the woman who greets you at the door is clearly the mamasan, much older and not dressed in a sexy outfit. That was not the case in this visit to Sunshine.

2. I've also been to AMPs where the greeter is young and dressed attractively. In most but not all cases (reference Sunshine), the greeter also provided the massage. In a few other cases, the greeter has pretty good English skills and told me that a different person would be with me soon for the massage. This would be a good model for Sunshine to adopt.

3. After paying the house fee, I typically undress and lie face down on the table. This is not always a good posture for scrutinizing the person who comes in to the room and starts the massage. At Sunsine, I'll adopt a different strategy and stay seated so that I can more easily see who enters the room.

4. In my experience, many of the masseuses have limited English skills so simply telling them that you'd prefer a different masseuse maybe be confusing as a result of the language barrier.

My constructive take home point. Before paying, I'll start asking who my masseuse will be and decide if I'll pay and partake of a massage based on the masseuse. This applies to Sunshine as well as other AMPs.

[KonkeyDong69]

Over countless states and cities, dozens of times I've had a girl take my money and a different girl come in to do the massage. Sometimes It works to your favor, sometimes it doesn't. Everyone's preference is different. But It only takes the most basic of social skills to say, "oh, I want the other girl to do the massage" In all my years, over those dozens and dozens of times, I can only think of 2 times they declined. Both times it was because the other girl had an appointment coming soon, and both times they offered me an appointment after, or my money back.

So basically, if someone is feeling "bait & switched", it's on you.

Hope this helps.

[Lumberyard]

Cautionary note: Stopped by Sunshine to check out the talent. I was going to stay if the talent was attractive. I walked in and was greeted by an attractive woman, probably early 30's who had a slender (not skinny) body. I decided to stay based on her looks. Paid the parlor fee and got ready in the room. In walks a different masseuse, much larger and quite chubby. I was not attracted at all but I stayed for the massage which was pretty decent. A HE was offered but I declined. Finished the massage and gave a very modest tip on the way out.

The moral of the story: verify who is providing the massage. It might not be the woman who greets you.

They just can't seem to learn!

[Electronman]

So Sunshine finally expanded their services?

Cautionary note: Stopped by Sunshine to check out the talent. I was going to stay if the talent was attractive. I walked in and was greeted by an attractive woman, probably early 30's who had a slender (not skinny) body. I decided to stay based on her looks. Paid the parlor fee and got ready in the room. In walks a different masseuse, much larger and quite chubby. I was not attracted at all but I stayed for the massage which was pretty decent. A HE was offered but I declined. Finished the massage and gave a very modest tip on the way out.

The moral of the story: verify who is providing the massage. It might not be the woman who greets you.

[ArborWorks]

I've been going to Lotus for years. Recently I had the worst experience ever. I have been around long enough that I know YMMV. My visit sucked plain and simple. Worst experience there ever. Called ahead, arrived when they asked me to, was greeted and paid the door fee. Shown the room, got ready and laid down. Jessica comes in speaking her native language loudly like arguing loud. Asks how hard I want massage. Begins roughly, not hard, but rough like she's taking out frustration on me. I ask her to soften her technique. She does for a few minutes then starts talking through the walls to another employee. A few minutes later she leaves the room and has a 5 minute argument with that employee. She comes back in and continues the massage and the argument through the walls. She leaves again to get a hot towel comes back and says time is up. I had a WTF moment, got up, got dressed. She's standing there and asks for a tip. I said "no your service sucked" and walked out.

It sucks that this is the best we have in kzo.

[Lumberyard]

Jessica at Lotus is a winner. Seen her twice.

Asian massage is the same old stuff. Not going back for a while.

Pleasantly surprised at Sunshine. New girl started today. Didn't catch her name. Looks 30, cute, taller, great massage, left happy. Will be repeating very soon.

So Sunshine finally expanded their services?

[RaulJulia]

What's the name of the Hartford massage place?

It's just called Asia Spa, right on the main street through Hartford.

[JJLetsPlay]

Went to lotus today. Saw Jessica. Prolly mid 50's. Little taller than average. No butt. Slim. Big soft perky naturals. Let me suck on them. Massage was better than usual but not a life changer. She took directions well. And the finish was nice and I shot a massive rope which lead to the classic line " too much" LOL. Always makes me giggle. I would recommend.

Hey CH brother.

Yes I Hear that Same Classic Line Alot Too.

Esp at AMPs. Makes me LOL.

Sounds something like this w / the Asian girls.

"Oh My God- you Cum Lots". Again, LMAO.

I say then, "Now I am a Quart & a Half Low"- they LOL.

Cum Big & safely.

JJ.

[Darwin2000]

Anyone have any recommendations for reliable massage providers open late in Kalamazoo? Prefer non-AMP situations but beggars can’t be choosers. Thanks in advance.

[Wrestler85]

I was through there yesterday and stopped in. I didn't know about the ads saying they have new girls until I read your post. I was just in the area and had the urge. It was kind of weird because the power was off all over Hartford for some reason. There was rain, but not hard and not much wind as far as I could tell so not sure why. But it was the whole area, not just Asia Spa. Anyway, I didn't see any new girls other than the newer ones they sent a few months back when they replaced the older lady. Actually I only saw one provider yesterday--the taller, skinnier one of the two newer providers. I didn't see anyone else there. I did hear another provider at one point and I assumed it was the other of the two that came at the same time a few months ago. It could've been someone new, but the one I saw has been there a few months. Nice time as expected, massage with CBJ. Not my favorite experience, but not bad and gets the job done. --RJ.

What's the name of the Hartford massage place?

[KonkeyDong69]

Jessica at Lotus is a winner. Seen her twice.

Asian massage is the same old stuff. Not going back for a while.

Pleasantly surprised at Sunshine. New girl started today. Didn't catch her name. Looks 30, cute, taller, great massage, left happy. Will be repeating very soon.

[MassageYes]

Went to lotus today. Saw Jessica. Prolly mid 50's. Little taller than average. No butt. Slim. Big soft perky naturals. Let me suck on them. Massage was better than usual but not a life changer. She took directions well. And the finish was nice and I shot a massive rope which lead to the classic line " too much" LOL. Always makes me giggle. I would recommend.

Oh come. She had a 40 year old body. Love the tramp stamp. Well done.

She loved my touch.

$120 + 120.

I'm in lust.

[oldus12]

Just wondered if anyone has tried this massage therapist?

https://kalamazoo.craigslist.org/hws...732296995.html

Thanks, Bob.

Friendly granny type with a HUGE ass. She was fun and had a pretty open menu a few years ago in kzoo. Her higher price and less convenient location might keep me from seeing her again, but it was a pretty good time previously.