Massage Parlor Reports

[RobSquad]

Where can I find a safe provider that does lingam massages?

[ChicagoMonger1]

According to my experience, for HJ: 0.8 is the minimum for them to be complaint-free. 1.0 is where one can politely "make some request". 1.2+ is where "your next visit with them will be actual a full hour without any rush".

I used to rant about the "inflation in tipping" and stick to a fixed budget. But I quickly learned that the last thing you want in a dream is a frustrated companion.

On top of the house fee, what's an appropriate tip for BBBJ and FS at Angel Acupressure?

[DCHung]

Made a morning appointment with Emma. Arrived on time. Paid one hour house fee. Table shower was fun. Back to room, put everything tip on the dresser, got face down on table. Before I knew it she was undressed and on the table. Told me to turn over. No ST and short CBJ before cg and doggie. After deed she jumped up and dressed. She asked if we could skip the massage because they were swamped with customers. Said she would make it up to me next time. Not sure how that would happen. I took the high road and said sure even though I wasn't happy.

Some people like half hour appointments. I'm older, retired, have plenty of time. I feel the massage is part of the sensual build up of the process. I would have passed and come back another time if I had been told up front.

Really a shame because she's a lovely woman. Got to the car at exactly 30 minutes.

Ca they tend to book tight. 1 hour back to back appointments with no break ok time to freshen up. If your session is cut short, it could be she has to freshen up. It's not ideal but the alternative is back to back to back. I'll accept being shorted.

[DCHung]

Another one I wish I could keep to myself.

She reminds me of a taller Kayla CA. Similar features IMO just a taller, fuller version. All natural.

Actually started off just so so.

Cleaned me up in the shower, nothing spectacular.

Back in the room, face down, ok tease.

Flip. Nursing and then CBJ with a show. The view was sending me over the top, plus her technique, I had to stop her. She is sporting a lil peach fuzz for those into that sort of thing.

Then she hopped on top and quickly finished me off.

IDK, we had "chemistry" or her pheromones or something but I don't know how similar experiences with different people end up with different results but I want more LOL I hope to get a repeat soon.

YMMV of course.

P.S. Keep an eye out for the nosey neighbor with his phone out pointed at the parking lot. Or maybe it was just a smoke break while facetiming.

Kara is awesome and the session had a natural flow. Great service and friendly. Olivia has a killer body and a set routine. Performance I have to give it to Kara. Appearance Olivia is the hands down winner. Both are great and you'll leave satisfied. Which is better? It depends. Do you want to lead or be led. Do you value appearance vs performance. Natural or tight body. More or less talking.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Another one I wish I could keep to myself.

She reminds me of a taller Kayla CA. Similar features IMO just a taller, fuller version. All natural.

Actually started off just so so.

Cleaned me up in the shower, nothing spectacular.

Back in the room, face down, ok tease.

Flip. Nursing and then CBJ with a show. The view was sending me over the top, plus her technique, I had to stop her. She is sporting a lil peach fuzz for those into that sort of thing.

Then she hopped on top and quickly finished me off.

IDK, we had "chemistry" or her pheromones or something but I don't know how similar experiences with different people end up with different results but I want more LOL I hope to get a repeat soon.

YMMV of course.

P.S. Keep an eye out for the nosey neighbor with his phone out pointed at the parking lot. Or maybe it was just a smoke break while facetiming.

[ImSmitten]

Olivia- 5' 5", fresh skin, tattoos, long black hair, almost model fit, everything real, tight bald kitty.

It is located on a busy street but they use entrance in the back. Discrete. I ring the bell and the door opens up. MMS greets me and takes me in a room. In came Olivia, my jaw almost dropped. Sexy office girl look. I asked if she was Chinese she said no. That she is Korean. She asked how much, time in which I said 1 hr. She speaks decent English. Room is spacious and dimly lit. Ts was refreshing and thorough. Walked back to the room, she dried me off a bit more. And I assumed the position for a massage. She was very focused on giving me a good massage. She got some knots out. She was very engaging and funny. After the flip she was more enthusiastic until I filled the bag. On the way out, one of the Asian ladies working there asks how everything went. Olivia told me to tell her that the massage was good. Which I did.

[OlderNotWiser]

After my previous debacle at CA I decided to give VIP a try. Expected Olivia to be busy but I got lucky. She is younger than average, and very pretty in a natural non-glam way. Nice TS, unusual massage, half massage and half extended soft touch. Done from on the table which is nice. Numerous visitors arrived during our visit and I'm sure she had a customer waiting but she still gave me a head massage at the end to fill in some time. Fun to talk to. Great time. The bad news. Returning to NY on Wednesday and may not come back.

[BMoreDog69]

Folks that know Candy know her large man-mades.

Interesting RE: previous review on Elisha. Maybe he saw her right after me. LOL.

One man's trash, I guess. I have always enjoyed my time with Elisha, and this week was no different. Standard AMP / GB safe activities. I find her figure quite attractive. Not too anything (too skinny, fat, tall, curvy, whatever). Breasts are enhanced, and soft-ish, but I wouldn't call them saggy. We had a thorough TS, with lots of extra attention where needed, and wanted. Back in the room I opt for massage after and she does a little teasing before going to town, and then a fair massage after. I thought everything was delivered with better than average AMP experience, and was consistent with my previous visits with Elisha.

What works for me, personally, may not work for someone else, obviously, but what I like about her is that I find her to be a little better than most AMP providers in all areas. Passable English, personality, looks / figure, performance / skill, not too young / old, etc.

[ZooSM18]

So I just had a "1-hr" session at TK with Gina. . 7 for the house and. 9 tips for HJ. Skipped TS as I always do. Such a disappointment since I was in-and-out within less then 30 minutes..

I met Gina after reading her review.

When I met Gina, the feeling was completely different from that of the review. It was like a sleeve tattoo, because Gina habitually pays them for reviews through advertising agencies. In other words, Gina has been using reviews as a tool to attract her customers. That's why she was fired from G&S Spa.

Mms told me that. Reasons for her dismissal were mainly tipping issues (GPS) , and old looks 50's over, bad services, and complaints from customers (customers who came after reading Gina's reviews).

I think that I saw on G&S SPA other providers looked more attractive and hot than Gina.

[Krzyazn128]

Review for Alyssa or Elisha:

She's around 5'6, thin, with frizzy hair, fake tits that were hard but saggy. LOL she's likely in her 40's. Unfortunately, my experience with her at Rising Sun wasn't great. She cut our time short by about 20 minutes but still charged for the full hour. Additionally, she attempted to charge $160 for FS. On top of that, she had smelly breath and seemed lazy. I regret not knowing better before booking with her.

My advice: it's best to avoid booking with her.

[ArtistOfWar1]

So I just had a "1-hr" session at TK with Gina. . 7 for the house and. 9 tips for HJ. Skipped TS as I always do. Such a disappointment since I was in-and-out within less then 30 minutes.

I don't really want to make much fuzz about this specific encounter. But my fellow mongers, what's your insight for securing an actual 1-hour session?

Would tipping more ahead of time make difference? I use to think this way and would choose being reasonably generous over being rushed, but now I see it more as random.

Would reasoning with them make a difference? The result seems to always be an extra 5 minutes at the cost of a grumpy face throughout the session.

The only thing that seems to work is that if your time with someone finished on a good notes, the next visit with her has a high chance of being good.

People report "rushers" here. But can you go there and request to not be serviced by someone specific?

Thank you for your input in advance. Best wishes for your next adventure.

I stick to hhr.

Unless the massage is damn good (ie NOVA thais).

I'm not really wanting to hang out tbh.

[ArtistOfWar1]

Reviews got me to call ahead and request Emma.

Arrived, had to wait a few and met a busty, bubbly older attendant. She looked and acted fun.

She left to gather things but was delayed by a scuffle in the hall. I guess one of you gentleman decided to come earlier than your asked appointment time and decided to be very vocal about it. I guess he wanted Emma too.

Anyway. She came back and started me face down for some back walk and tease. Good so far.

Flip. Strip. Great CBJ. Got to hold her head and dig deep a few times.

Hopped on for some RCG but either the hat or her left me with little feeling. Switched to standing mish then the restricted angles started.

Flipped her over and more restrictions. And just when I managed to work up a finish she popped me out. Hindsight I should have ripped the hat off and painted her backside but I kept it in the hat.

Basic clean up, I get dressed and she walks me out. On the way out she introduces herself as Mia.

So now I'm confused and not fully satisfied.

YMMV of course.

[DavidDrek13]

So I just had a "1-hr" session at TK with Gina. . 7 for the house and. 9 tips for HJ. Skipped TS as I always do. Such a disappointment since I was in-and-out within less then 30 minutes.

I don't really want to make much fuzz about this specific encounter. But my fellow mongers, what's your insight for securing an actual 1-hour session?

Would tipping more ahead of time make difference? I use to think this way and would choose being reasonably generous over being rushed, but now I see it more as random.

Would reasoning with them make a difference? The result seems to always be an extra 5 minutes at the cost of a grumpy face throughout the session.

The only thing that seems to work is that if your time with someone finished on a good notes, the next visit with her has a high chance of being good.

People report "rushers" here. But can you go there and request to not be serviced by someone specific?

Thank you for your input in advance. Best wishes for your next adventure.

[OlderNotWiser]

Made a morning appointment with Emma. Arrived on time. Paid one hour house fee. Table shower was fun. Back to room, put everything tip on the dresser, got face down on table. Before I knew it she was undressed and on the table. Told me to turn over. No ST and short CBJ before cg and doggie. After deed she jumped up and dressed. She asked if we could skip the massage because they were swamped with customers. Said she would make it up to me next time. Not sure how that would happen. I took the high road and said sure even though I wasn't happy.

Some people like half hour appointments. I'm older, retired, have plenty of time. I feel the massage is part of the sensual build up of the process. I would have passed and come back another time if I had been told up front.

Really a shame because she's a lovely woman. Got to the car at exactly 30 minutes.

[PeterRabbitEar]

Had a nice session with Mia at CA. 70 for the house and 150 for the tip. Nice table shower, massage was very basic, and then onto the flip. Good head skills with cover, and finished doggy. Mia is short, has large breast, chubby. Thick, but not overly fat. Mia had a nice personality, and seemed really concerned about the tip. I'll repeat if no thinner options available.