Massage Parlor Reports

**DorkHelmet** · 05-18-24 12:15

Whoever it was that suggested cece at lakeside should be shot, revived, and then shot again.

**RobELee20** · 05-18-24 11:50

Originally Posted by Erikleewashdc [View Original Post]

Saw Cathy,

She is cute in her late 20's maybe? One of, if not the best actual massage I have gotten in RVA. Menu is typical. But the massage is top nothch.

Yeah she is top notch I wish she wasn't leaving so soon top tier massage and she fucks back. She literally used me as if I was her dildo. She speaks a lil English Ill give her 35 age wise

**Geezer69** · 05-18-24 01:24

I considered spending weeks or months visiting lobby of every local AMP inquiring if young masseuse with large breasts available.

After pondering that technique I decided it would take too much time and some in AMP Lobby might mislead on offerings not in sight.

Her service doesn't concern me in the least at this particular time as I know too well YMMV.

She might bring those melons out for you to feast while only permitting me to look, like Bella with me, many times at Choctaw five years ago.

I wondered why Bella appeared to have so much fun playing quarterback, but would not allow me to feast on her melons. YMMV I know too well.

So well I often repeat, hoping for additional mileage.

Young is debatable, from my personal Geezer perspective, a Gal under 50 is usually young if Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Thai heritage.

Local in my quest for Large breasts would be anywhere from Dinwiddie to Goochland.

Preferably not overweight like me but chunky is OK if she not lumpy.

My inbox is open, I would imagine there are others on this board who find an attraction to Supersized melons.

Natural or Bolt on is OK, I find advantage in both, my preference is natural but Bolt on are often more energetic, I don't know why, maybe she trying to maximize profits with.

The investment on her chest?

**FlipMe69** · 05-17-24 06:36

Originally Posted by OdinsChild [View Original Post]

What would you all recommend for tip amounts? I know it varies, but figured I would get a good ball park amount.

It depends on your experience and wallet, but normally 40 for standard service. If the massage is really good, maybe 50. If UTC, top or bottom off, FIV is permitted 60-80 depending on a few factors (for me). Hygiene LOL, nursing etc. 100+ requires a special experience. I have a couple spots that I do 150-200, but those are unusual finds in RVA and take several visits to figure out. Be safe and get flipped!

**Jcn1965** · 05-16-24 21:12

Originally Posted by OdinsChild [View Original Post]

What would you all recommend for tip amounts? I know it varies, but figured I would get a good ball park amount.

Depends on service. I usually don't do F / S but I imagine it's 100 bones. Standard finish for me with otc 40-60 bones depending on who I'm getting. I have one that I like so I get standard with her completely naked pretty much anywhere I want. If it's exceptional I might go 80-100 bones depends how generous I'm feeling. Don't let anybody tell you what you should be paying. It's about what you feel comfortable with and how much of a connection you had. It's like the escorts I see pretty much same 4 in rotation so I probably pay more than most guys but they take care of me I can call on moments notice and they will see me no questions no bullshit. Take care of your regulars and they will take care of you. P.S. Some people won't like this because I drive prices up maybe but I give zero fucks. Be safe.

**OdinsChild** · 05-16-24 19:19

Originally Posted by ImmaculateBbbj [View Original Post]

Provider has changed frequently, usually middle aged lady, almost always wearing yoga pants and spandex top. Typical provider for this area, not the hottest but still petite Asian. I always do an hour, standard massage, lots of back, some legs, for about 35-40 minutes, then the flip. After a minute they'll hint at giving junior a massage, I always say yes of course. Usually pretty decent, I like to take my time and I've never had an issue with that, always happy to oblige. They'll go till you pop, hot towel to clean you up, then finish the massage till times up. Never had an issue, always friendly, always leave happy. They've always hinted at $40 tip but I've tipped more if the service was really good, got some under the shirt time, etc. But that is hit or miss depending on the person.

What would you all recommend for tip amounts? I know it varies, but figured I would get a good ball park amount.

**ImmaculateBbbj** · 05-16-24 12:31

Provider has changed frequently, usually middle aged lady, almost always wearing yoga pants and spandex top. Typical provider for this area, not the hottest but still petite Asian. I always do an hour, standard massage, lots of back, some legs, for about 35-40 minutes, then the flip. After a minute they'll hint at giving junior a massage, I always say yes of course. Usually pretty decent, I like to take my time and I've never had an issue with that, always happy to oblige. They'll go till you pop, hot towel to clean you up, then finish the massage till times up. Never had an issue, always friendly, always leave happy. They've always hinted at $40 tip but I've tipped more if the service was really good, got some under the shirt time, etc. But that is hit or miss depending on the person.

**OdinsChild** · 05-15-24 12:05

Hey gents. I have been one parlor which was Magic Hands massage in Chester. I am new to the massage world.

What are the top places you all would recommend?

**Jjd53** · 05-15-24 10:03

I got a text a short time ago about a new girl at LJs and said her name is Elina. By chance has anyone gotten the opportunity to swing by lately? I'm not able to swing by for a couple of days to toftt.

**XMega99** · 05-12-24 08:39

Had a dream that I found myself back at Healing for another round with WeiWei. IMO the best massage in the area, well worth the ride from the city. She remembered me and was very bubbly and enthusiastic which just increased the teasing. Standard slow finish with UTC up top, pretty sure the menu is limited, might inquire next time. I read a review of someone going and not getting any extras, could just be a vibe thing but remember YMMV.

**OdinsChild** · 05-12-24 00:33

Originally Posted by Erikleewashdc [View Original Post]

Saw Cathy,

She is cute in her late 20's maybe? One of, if not the best actual massage I have gotten in RVA. Menu is typical. But the massage is top nothch.

Is she at 3rd? I've tried searching for the location of 3rd but can't seem to find it. Can someone message me the phone number and / or address?

**LowerBackPain** · 05-09-24 19:03

Well, the part that I find most revealing reads as follows, "Police are utilizing websites on the dark web to gather information about illegal activities taking place. They do use those websites to pass information on to each other, 'Hey, go here,' . As an agency, what I would say to them is we are watching. " Unlike other areas I find that Richmonders simply have too much time on their hands. If reflects itself in the 'gotcha' type pettiness that occurs everywhere from the grocery store to the workplace. Surely uncLE has more important things to concern themselves with than spending tax payer dollars reading on-line Forums such as this one. My view is that it (BTW two consenting adults) should be totally legal as the service these ladies provide permit many of us to keep our jobs and stay in school. AMP services have been essential for many in terms of staying away from (or even dismissing) the attractive women at work and on campus because I knew I could always stop into an AMP and see something more attractive. Maybe we now have to start limiting the amount of detail in our reviews.

Originally Posted by DarkStar58 [View Original Post]

I just ran across this news report; I find it interesting; read the article and watch the video. It's saying "Investigators are actively looking into another 30 to 40 massage businesses in Chesterfield". It would be interesting to know where the 30 to 40 massage businesses are located in Chesterfield that are associated with illicit activities.
https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news...-april-26-2024

**RickFlair** · 05-09-24 19:02

Originally Posted by Lovearubva [View Original Post]

Had a dream of visiting azalea. Was greeted by an older lady but she looked very good for her age. She wore a mini skirt and had some nice Ts. There was definitely a language barrier but was easily worked around. Massage was pretty short and utc was allowed but was fine since I was on a time crunch anyways. On the flip a bag was optional for some mic work. Since I didn't catch her name I'll call her Hoover after that exercise. She prompted me to get up then she let the girls out, flipped the skirt up and laid down on the table. Filled the bag.

Anyone know if she is still at Azalea or her name she goes by?

**RobELee20** · 05-09-24 18:48

Originally Posted by Jcn1965 [View Original Post]

Did I miss something driving to Rosie's today and noticed the corner of carnation and Midlo next to the geeks a massage? When did that pop up and has anyone been. And what we gunna call it? Lmao.

We could call it Geeks. I've visited twice they have a very good special for a half hour. Very very good massage no extras on my 2 visits.

**DarkStar58** · 05-09-24 16:30

Originally Posted by Rva710 [View Original Post]

After all the recent busts are there any more out there worth going to?

I just ran across this news report; I find it interesting; read the article and watch the video. It's saying "Investigators are actively looking into another 30 to 40 massage businesses in Chesterfield". It would be interesting to know where the 30 to 40 massage businesses are located in Chesterfield that are associated with illicit activities.

https://www.wtvr.com/news/local-news...-april-26-2024