Massage Parlor Reports

[EscortVeiwer03]

I took a long break from the AMP scene. When you're younger & first discover that these places exist, good god. Heaven! I wish I knew then what I know now. Back when, you get all nervous going in, are blown away with the table shower teasing, enjoy an amazing massage, and you can't believe when they start the light gentle touch of the asshole & balls. Then you're even more blown away when you flip, and get a nice handjob from a pretty decent Asian chick. And if they politely use their mouth on you, or lay on you 69 position, or hell, even slide it in. You're literally in heaven. But again, it's new, you're younger & not overly familiar with having the guts to ask about prices & shit, so you just kind of go with the flow. You have your favorite & stick to it, generally out of convenience. If it gets busted or closes, you get bummed, but alas, discover there are other places out there. Back in the day it was Dandelion, Kings, Green. Mostly around the Oakbrook / Downers area.

Fast forward to being wiser & older. You read all these reports stating the prices, and the services. Which, the whole L1, L2, L3 BS cracks me up. They're still all an amazing experience, and yes, each to their own, and each joint has different shapes & sizes & attitudes of girls, but over the past months, I've hit a bunch of the different places in the west burbs. Relax, Lux, Pure, Lanes, Green. And with each one I know exactly what I'm getting. The entrance fee is generally the same. The routine is the same. The cost for what you get is generally the same. And that feeling during the entire thing is still pretty awesome. The language awkwardness, the giggly-cute girl holding your hand or hugging you while feeling your cock, the massage, the teasing, grabbing their legs / ass when they're near your head, and then feeling their smooth skin & all the fun that comes with it. It's all good.

Here's to that hot towel at the end of a nice session!

100% The first time trying an AMP when she knew why I was there. In my EARLY twenties feeling nervous. The thrill of what you're doing, the nervousness, the excitement. I still remember when she grabbed my ass in the hallway, looked me in the eyes, and licked her lips. Folded like a sheet of fresh paper. Since visiting forums like RM, them, & USA it's only been easier to find exciting experiences over a decade later. Even if I don't visit as often XD But yeah that first time when she's licking and kissing and touching you everywhere. Be careful not to lose your whole wallet hahaha. You be feeling like it's worth everything!

[Ronacin]

Yea ewa was not my favorite I felt we didn't click either but I believe she is just doing what she does which is her "job" she just didn't seem into it like the other girls. Sorry I'm new to all this what's kp and ac? They have nice women there?

KP = Korean Palace.

AC = Alena Chicago.

Not easy to get approved, plus you have to give confidential information. But I can tell you is worth the hassle.

[VijayS1992]

I don't know the address, but if you Google it, the address will appear there.

I tried google in the first place did not found it.

[Ronacin]

Can someone pm me the address for relax?

I don't know the address, but if you Google it, the address will appear there.

[Choochoocharls]

Really good reviews, most important real reviews.

I went there about 6-7 weeks ago after all the fuss about Eewaa, but I was dissapointed, I thought I was bait and switch, later was clarified indeed I had Eewaa, but I guess we didn't click.

Not returning to relax for awhile. I will stick to KP and AC for now.

Yea ewa was not my favorite I felt we didn't click either but I believe she is just doing what she does which is her "job" she just didn't seem into it like the other girls. Sorry I'm new to all this what's kp and ac? They have nice women there?

[VijayS1992]

Can someone pm me the address for relax?

[Ronacin]

Does anyone have any thoughts, reviews, experiences or Intel on 88 spa on Roosevelt rd? Just driving by and may have to roll the dice. Any thoughts good or bad would be cool.

Well last time I stopped by about 4 weeks ago there was an old bad looking lady with attitude, so I skip it.

About 4-5 months ago there was a different girl, not bad she was about 45 yrs. Old and face and body acceptable. I had L1 the 2 times I went to see her L1 was 60 bucks plus house fee.

[TallNwGuy]

Does anyone have any thoughts, reviews, experiences or Intel on 88 spa on Roosevelt rd? Just driving by and may have to roll the dice. Any thoughts good or bad would be cool.

[Ronacin]

Hey all! Just wanted to spread my experience, had a hard time trying to register but the site helped me out. A little background to how this started a buddy of mine said he went to a liquor store. And some old man pointed to a massage parlor and told him best women there they do. Everything. So I went home did some research and found this site and I've been lurking. For about a month a while back since I couldn't create an account and I just want to say thank you. For sharing your experiences, I knew nothing and had no clue these places existed but. All your stories guided me and helped me so I figured I'd share my experience for others. So long story short I visited relax I had Ewa, Veevee, a nice slim cute short girl in a pink. Dress I didn't catch her name and Lucy, the slim girl in the pink dress is probably my favorite. (If anyone knows her name let me know but I can always ask) I'm not too picky but I got a. Different person each time and I was fine with that.

Ewa I can see why people like her, personally not my favorite I am younger and she seems. A little older than I am, I'm 30 for reference. She is cute I would be happy if she was the only. Woman there. Table shower and Massage was great lots of teasing and lots of ass play, went out. The room a lot but She's the coordinator there so I wasn't bothered. Didn't rush and went passed the. Hour due to Going out the room. On the flip started with BBBJ for a while then bag went on she got on top. Cow girl and reverse then missionary and doggy and blew in bag.

Veevee super cute short and thick not fat at all and very bubbly, good massage and table shower lots. Of teasing started handjob and took me off the table got on her knees and started BBBJ dam she can suck. Good grabbed my hands to put them behind her head and forced me to fuck her face while staring at me she definitely couldn't. Take it but she never used her hands or pushed away she took it like a champ (A) for effort so much spit. And gagging, bag on and missionary she has beautiful tits I loved watching her on the table but I couldn't. Resist handling her like she wanted, pulled her in tight and went to town the doggy and blew in bag. Paid her and started. Getting dressed sat down on the table and she sat with me she said she wanted to spend more time with me. So we chatted a bit, her English was so so.

Slim girl in pink dress, super cute short skinny and very talkative I barely understood her but she was. Very happy, table shower and massage was good she doesn't have the strength for a hard massage but. It was good. On the flip she started with BBBJ and got on top for 69 once I seen her small shaved pussy. I had to eat I was hungry, bag went on and she started to deepthroat and force my dick in her throat. Got on top cowgirl, missionary and doggy and blew in back, she has nice little tits. At clean up she kept. Sucking my dick she said she really liked him and she rested her head on my stomach and kept licking. I couldn't get soft then she went to my balls and started blowing me again she couldn't get enough she. Asked me to come back again that same night and I just laughed and said yes LOL but I didn't.

Lucy is nice she's not bad looking definitely a MILF but probably mid 30's so not old at all. Table shower and. Massage was great lots of teasing and lots of pressure. She gave me the girlfriend experience she said I was. So handsome and today was her lucky day she couldn't stop caressing my body she was just admiring me so much. She ran her fingertips up and down my body soooooooo lightly for while kind of weird but I didn't mind. It was nice, it was more weird because she spoke great English and she kept asking if I was single. When she found out. I wasn't she was very upset but told me she would take better care of me than my wife especially since I'm there for a reason LOL. She did CBJ and sucked my nipples and balls and she kissed all over my body, instead of me taking advantage of her. She put me in missionary and took advantage of me she went all out felt amazing blew in bag and she wiped every inch. Of my body from front to back with multiple hot towels, she said my secret was safe with her I can respect that she took. Away any evidence LOL. After I paid her she hugged me for like 10 minutes she wouldn't let me go and told me my wife was lucky.

All in all every girl I had was a good fuck nothing was rushed everyone did what they needed to do very pleased here, table shower. Massage, teasing, talking, flip, full clean up without me doing any work, bottle of water and candy usually how it always went. I must say I always look forward to the flip but dam I always look forward to the hot towel.

65 for the hr and $. 60 for tip for everyone, last 2 women wanted $. 80 but I talked them into $. 60 since that's what I agreed on previously.

Just a heads up if you get charged a different price.

Thank you all again really appreciate your posts and I hope this helps others new to the AMPs.

Or people that just haven't visited relax.

Really good reviews, most important real reviews.

I went there about 6-7 weeks ago after all the fuss about Eewaa, but I was dissapointed, I thought I was bait and switch, later was clarified indeed I had Eewaa, but I guess we didn't click.

Not returning to relax for awhile. I will stick to KP and AC for now.

[Choochoocharls]

Hey all! Just wanted to spread my experience, had a hard time trying to register but the site helped me out. A little background to how this started a buddy of mine said he went to a liquor store. And some old man pointed to a massage parlor and told him best women there they do. Everything. So I went home did some research and found this site and I've been lurking. For about a month a while back since I couldn't create an account and I just want to say thank you. For sharing your experiences, I knew nothing and had no clue these places existed but. All your stories guided me and helped me so I figured I'd share my experience for others. So long story short I visited relax I had Ewa, Veevee, a nice slim cute short girl in a pink. Dress I didn't catch her name and Lucy, the slim girl in the pink dress is probably my favorite. (If anyone knows her name let me know but I can always ask) I'm not too picky but I got a. Different person each time and I was fine with that.

Ewa I can see why people like her, personally not my favorite I am younger and she seems. A little older than I am, I'm 30 for reference. She is cute I would be happy if she was the only. Woman there. Table shower and Massage was great lots of teasing and lots of ass play, went out. The room a lot but She's the coordinator there so I wasn't bothered. Didn't rush and went passed the. Hour due to Going out the room. On the flip started with BBBJ for a while then bag went on she got on top. Cow girl and reverse then missionary and doggy and blew in bag.

Veevee super cute short and thick not fat at all and very bubbly, good massage and table shower lots. Of teasing started handjob and took me off the table got on her knees and started BBBJ dam she can suck. Good grabbed my hands to put them behind her head and forced me to fuck her face while staring at me she definitely couldn't. Take it but she never used her hands or pushed away she took it like a champ (A) for effort so much spit. And gagging, bag on and missionary she has beautiful tits I loved watching her on the table but I couldn't. Resist handling her like she wanted, pulled her in tight and went to town the doggy and blew in bag. Paid her and started. Getting dressed sat down on the table and she sat with me she said she wanted to spend more time with me. So we chatted a bit, her English was so so.

Slim girl in pink dress, super cute short skinny and very talkative I barely understood her but she was. Very happy, table shower and massage was good she doesn't have the strength for a hard massage but. It was good. On the flip she started with BBBJ and got on top for 69 once I seen her small shaved pussy. I had to eat I was hungry, bag went on and she started to deepthroat and force my dick in her throat. Got on top cowgirl, missionary and doggy and blew in back, she has nice little tits. At clean up she kept. Sucking my dick she said she really liked him and she rested her head on my stomach and kept licking. I couldn't get soft then she went to my balls and started blowing me again she couldn't get enough she. Asked me to come back again that same night and I just laughed and said yes LOL but I didn't.

Lucy is nice she's not bad looking definitely a MILF but probably mid 30's so not old at all. Table shower and. Massage was great lots of teasing and lots of pressure. She gave me the girlfriend experience she said I was. So handsome and today was her lucky day she couldn't stop caressing my body she was just admiring me so much. She ran her fingertips up and down my body soooooooo lightly for while kind of weird but I didn't mind. It was nice, it was more weird because she spoke great English and she kept asking if I was single. When she found out. I wasn't she was very upset but told me she would take better care of me than my wife especially since I'm there for a reason LOL. She did CBJ and sucked my nipples and balls and she kissed all over my body, instead of me taking advantage of her. She put me in missionary and took advantage of me she went all out felt amazing blew in bag and she wiped every inch. Of my body from front to back with multiple hot towels, she said my secret was safe with her I can respect that she took. Away any evidence LOL. After I paid her she hugged me for like 10 minutes she wouldn't let me go and told me my wife was lucky.

All in all every girl I had was a good fuck nothing was rushed everyone did what they needed to do very pleased here, table shower. Massage, teasing, talking, flip, full clean up without me doing any work, bottle of water and candy usually how it always went. I must say I always look forward to the flip but dam I always look forward to the hot towel.

65 for the hr and $. 60 for tip for everyone, last 2 women wanted $. 80 but I talked them into $. 60 since that's what I agreed on previously.

Just a heads up if you get charged a different price.

Thank you all again really appreciate your posts and I hope this helps others new to the AMPs.

Or people that just haven't visited relax.

[OldSchoolGuy73]

I took a long break from the AMP scene. When you're younger & first discover that these places exist, good god. Heaven! I wish I knew then what I know now. Back when, you get all nervous going in, are blown away with the table shower teasing, enjoy an amazing massage, and you can't believe when they start the light gentle touch of the asshole & balls. Then you're even more blown away when you flip, and get a nice handjob from a pretty decent Asian chick. And if they politely use their mouth on you, or lay on you 69 position, or hell, even slide it in. You're literally in heaven. But again, it's new, you're younger & not overly familiar with having the guts to ask about prices & shit, so you just kind of go with the flow. You have your favorite & stick to it, generally out of convenience. If it gets busted or closes, you get bummed, but alas, discover there are other places out there. Back in the day it was Dandelion, Kings, Green. Mostly around the Oakbrook / Downers area.

Fast forward to being wiser & older. You read all these reports stating the prices, and the services. Which, the whole L1, L2, L3 BS cracks me up. They're still all an amazing experience, and yes, each to their own, and each joint has different shapes & sizes & attitudes of girls, but over the past months, I've hit a bunch of the different places in the west burbs. Relax, Lux, Pure, Lanes, Green. And with each one I know exactly what I'm getting. The entrance fee is generally the same. The routine is the same. The cost for what you get is generally the same. And that feeling during the entire thing is still pretty awesome. The language awkwardness, the giggly-cute girl holding your hand or hugging you while feeling your cock, the massage, the teasing, grabbing their legs / ass when they're near your head, and then feeling their smooth skin & all the fun that comes with it. It's all good.

Here's to that hot towel at the end of a nice session!

It's bad ass as much as I like variety nothing beats the Asian treatment. Not only do they please the man but just the meticulous clean up after. Taking off condom wiping you down squeezing the last bit of cum out of you all with a smile and baby. With escorts they'll tell you baby wipes are on the counter.

[StanCopier]

So well expressed!

I took a long break from the AMP scene. When you're younger & first discover that these places exist, good god. Heaven! I wish I knew then what I know now. Back when, you get all nervous going in, are blown away with the table shower teasing, enjoy an amazing massage, and you can't believe when they start the light gentle touch of the asshole & balls. Then you're even more blown away when you flip, and get a nice handjob from a pretty decent Asian chick. And if they politely use their mouth on you, or lay on you 69 position, or hell, even slide it in. You're literally in heaven. But again, it's new, you're younger & not overly familiar with having the guts to ask about prices & shit, so you just kind of go with the flow. You have your favorite & stick to it, generally out of convenience. If it gets busted or closes, you get bummed, but alas, discover there are other places out there. Back in the day it was Dandelion, Kings, Green. Mostly around the Oakbrook / Downers area.

Fast forward to being wiser & older. You read all these reports stating the prices, and the services. Which, the whole L1, L2, L3 BS cracks me up.

[ChicagoScott]

I took a long break from the AMP scene. When you're younger & first discover that these places exist, good god. Heaven! I wish I knew then what I know now. Back when, you get all nervous going in, are blown away with the table shower teasing, enjoy an amazing massage, and you can't believe when they start the light gentle touch of the asshole & balls. Then you're even more blown away when you flip, and get a nice handjob from a pretty decent Asian chick. And if they politely use their mouth on you, or lay on you 69 position, or hell, even slide it in. You're literally in heaven. But again, it's new, you're younger & not overly familiar with having the guts to ask about prices & shit, so you just kind of go with the flow. You have your favorite & stick to it, generally out of convenience. If it gets busted or closes, you get bummed, but alas, discover there are other places out there. Back in the day it was Dandelion, Kings, Green. Mostly around the Oakbrook / Downers area.

Fast forward to being wiser & older. You read all these reports stating the prices, and the services. Which, the whole L1, L2, L3 BS cracks me up. They're still all an amazing experience, and yes, each to their own, and each joint has different shapes & sizes & attitudes of girls, but over the past months, I've hit a bunch of the different places in the west burbs. Relax, Lux, Pure, Lanes, Green. And with each one I know exactly what I'm getting. The entrance fee is generally the same. The routine is the same. The cost for what you get is generally the same. And that feeling during the entire thing is still pretty awesome. The language awkwardness, the giggly-cute girl holding your hand or hugging you while feeling your cock, the massage, the teasing, grabbing their legs / ass when they're near your head, and then feeling their smooth skin & all the fun that comes with it. It's all good.

Here's to that hot towel at the end of a nice session!

[Kda Kodiac]

First time. Got Yoyo. She was wearing these round wire rimmed glasses. She's visiting. Nice personality. L2.

My visit was couple days ago. In the afternoon. My gal was Mandy. Did a decent / good job on medium massage. Little to no teasing. Lots of chuckling / laughing during the session. As with all the gals, she was dressed for success. On the flip standard L2. Did a good job and did not rush. Normal massage to end the massage and out the door. Said she would be at another place next week and to call the number on the card to find out where. Would definitely repeat.

[Jethro23]

First time. Got Yoyo. She was wearing these round wire rimmed glasses. She's visiting. Nice personality. L2.