Massage Parlor Reports

**Dave1984** · 06-04-24 15:30

Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]

Google escape crofton. It's on the second floor of a strip mall above a deli.

Was in the area and after reading a few posts thought I would give it a try. (TOFTT) I asked for Lucy (as in post) but she was not there. The big head said to leave and try an AMP in Annapolis but the little head said let's give the place a try. The little head said the photos on the internet had a box of tissue paper in the room so happy ending surely should be on the menu. Little head won out and I gave Mary a try who was the person that came out to greet me. Should have listened to the big head. I was covered the whole time with a sheet for the massage. I tried to rub Mary's leg but never could get close to her body. On the flip she kept me covered with the sheet and never made a move to check out the limp little head. When I got up from the bed after the massage I saw that there was no tissue paper in the room. (Note to self. Always check for the box and if it is not there, leave immediately.) So a complete bust with a lousy massage and nothing on the menu. The place is kinda dumpy and I can't imagine anyone but a monger going there. Steps to the location on the second floor are kinda nasty looking. House free for an hour is $70 and a big waste of money.

**MarcusGoinsBig** · 05-30-24 09:45

Thank you, OhuateOne. Sent you a DM.

Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]

That is the place he is refferng to. I believe the provider he is referring to name is Ann, I got her my first trip and was offered the same finish which I also declined, but I disagree on the massage side she did quite well with me even walked on my back (they have bars on the ceiling she held onto. So massage wise mine was a good 8/10. BUT when I was leaving the same girl told me to "Come back Wednesday, other girl take good care of you" So of course I took the bait, and she did not disappoint! I think she works Wed-Sun. Goes by a Thai name starts with P.

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-19-24 10:54

That is the place he is refferng to. I believe the provider he is referring to name is Ann, I got her my first trip and was offered the same finish which I also declined, but I disagree on the massage side she did quite well with me even walked on my back (they have bars on the ceiling she held onto. So massage wise mine was a good 8/10. BUT when I was leaving the same girl told me to "Come back Wednesday, other girl take good care of you" So of course I took the bait, and she did not disappoint! I think she works Wed-Sun. Goes by a Thai name starts with P.

Originally Posted by MarcusGoinsBig [View Original Post]

Are you referring to the spot in the Giant complex, and right next to the AT&T store?

**MarcusGoinsBig** · 05-18-24 16:36

Are you referring to the spot in the Giant complex, and right next to the AT&T store?

Originally Posted by ImSmitten [View Original Post]

While she did massage around my penis and revealed both it and my ass, she did not provide handjob services. She did however put some lotion into my left hand and place it onto my crotch. So it's a self service joint. I didn't bother. Pass. Was an average massage. The kind you'd expect from an AMP. If you're going specifically for sexual services, this is not the place for you. And if you're going for an actual massage, I'd say this is still not the place for you.

**ImSmitten** · 05-16-24 12:22

While she did massage around my penis and revealed both it and my ass, she did not provide handjob services. She did however put some lotion into my left hand and place it onto my crotch. So it's a self service joint. I didn't bother. Pass. Was an average massage. The kind you'd expect from an AMP. If you're going specifically for sexual services, this is not the place for you. And if you're going for an actual massage, I'd say this is still not the place for you.

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-14-24 10:05

Google escape crofton. It's on the second floor of a strip mall above a deli.

Originally Posted by Avenger62 [View Original Post]

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**CroftonCyber** · 05-14-24 08:59

I think he means the second floor of 21XX Defense Hwy (route 450).

Originally Posted by Avenger62 [View Original Post]

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**Avenger62** · 05-13-24 19:23

Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]

To my knowledge they have been strictly legit for a couple years. Escape over on 450 behind 7-11 has reopened ask for Lucy. (Not the same Lucy as the South county shops that call nailed) Great massage YMMV on extras but I did not leave disappointed.

Do you have a more precise address for this place?

**OhuateOneToo69** · 05-13-24 11:15

To my knowledge they have been strictly legit for a couple years. Escape over on 450 behind 7-11 has reopened ask for Lucy. (Not the same Lucy as the South county shops that call nailed) Great massage YMMV on extras but I did not leave disappointed.

Originally Posted by Tomjay [View Original Post]

Any Intel on Massage Crystal?

I have a doc appointment next week and have a little extra time while I'm in the area.

Feel from the Private Message me or post on here.

TIA TJ.

**Tomjay** · 05-10-24 20:16

Any Intel on Massage Crystal?

I have a doc appointment next week and have a little extra time while I'm in the area.

Feel from the Private Message me or post on here.

TIA TJ.

**Dave1984** · 05-02-24 19:25

Originally Posted by LuvARub88 [View Original Post]

In glen Burnie. But close enough too post here I guess. After bad experience an glen Burnie Acupressure a while ago. I gave Ivy a shot this time. Should have turned and ran. But. Talked to a lady on the phone and set up a time. She sounded promising. Arrived and rang the bell. And was lead in by "short round Asian Granny. Strike 1. Put in a room that was an oval curtain that tightly circled the massage table. WTF ever. I get undressed and lay face down. Short round went down the hall to go to the bathroom. I could hear her pissing. Because it was uncomfortably quiet in this place. And Then. She blasted a Fart that rang the toilet bowl. LOL.

All I could do to hold in the laughter. Massage was oiled elbows on my back and oiled hands doing circle on my ass.

Multiple interruptions with other ladies doing into the room. Not relaxing at all. Granny left again and was gone for about 2 minutes. Not sure WTF she was doing but I was done.

She came back in and I asked for a hot towel. I was 20 minutes in and all Fkn done.

She wiped me off and then attempted to massage more. I got up and started to get dressed. She was confused. She went and got another 2 ladies. Each then offered to take me to a real room. Nope. FK this. And out the door I went.

If anyone got anything fun here. I'm all ears. Because MMS texted saying sorry. I come try again.

I went there once or twice before Covid. Provider used some kind of vibrating "pitchfork" for the massage. The vibration was so strong it rattled your teeth.

**Dave1984** · 05-02-24 19:23

Happen to drive by Asia Reflexology on Jennifer. There was a older looking provider with a beer belly stretching outside the door. Not too attractive. Never been there and by the look of the provider not missing much. Any different intel would be appreciated. Public or PM.

**TackleBox2** · 05-01-24 09:17

Has anyone been to Jin in Arnold lately?

**LuvARub88** · 04-30-24 22:48

In glen Burnie. But close enough too post here I guess. After bad experience an glen Burnie Acupressure a while ago. I gave Ivy a shot this time. Should have turned and ran. But. Talked to a lady on the phone and set up a time. She sounded promising. Arrived and rang the bell. And was lead in by "short round Asian Granny. Strike 1. Put in a room that was an oval curtain that tightly circled the massage table. WTF ever. I get undressed and lay face down. Short round went down the hall to go to the bathroom. I could hear her pissing. Because it was uncomfortably quiet in this place. And Then. She blasted a Fart that rang the toilet bowl. LOL.

All I could do to hold in the laughter. Massage was oiled elbows on my back and oiled hands doing circle on my ass.

Multiple interruptions with other ladies doing into the room. Not relaxing at all. Granny left again and was gone for about 2 minutes. Not sure WTF she was doing but I was done.

She came back in and I asked for a hot towel. I was 20 minutes in and all Fkn done.

She wiped me off and then attempted to massage more. I got up and started to get dressed. She was confused. She went and got another 2 ladies. Each then offered to take me to a real room. Nope. FK this. And out the door I went.

If anyone got anything fun here. I'm all ears. Because MMS texted saying sorry. I come try again.

**ExtraPoundAge** · 04-16-24 14:30

Went at lunch, no wait, no appointment, got seated right away. Got the hour. The massage was erotic and def knew what she was doing. Allowed touching but I wasn't aggressive so mileage may vary. Asked to flipped, jerked me off for a bit had me finish myself, cleaned me up afterwards. I didn't find her very attractive but her skills were decent. I would go back in a pinch and would recommend for newbies.