Massage Parlor Reports

[Burner904]

Anyone have experience there? Going to be there today and the Statesboro board is DOA.

PM is fine.

[Kervorka]

Crazy was just thinking about oversees and was looking at some real nice resorts for dirt cheap

I wonder if there is an international guide for


these places?

Try the International Sex Guide. It's the companion site to this site. Pretty amazing stuff going on in the rest of the world! That site makes you want to travel like crazy. You do have to pay to post, but reading is absolutely free and there is some great info!

[HEFan]

Crazy was just thinking about oversees and was looking at some real nice resorts for dirt cheap.

I wonder if there is an international guide for these places?

If you find one PM me, I'm seeing some real nice airbnbs in Thailand and the Philippines for less than $20 a day, think I'd go that route instead of a resort. Flights to the Philippines are like 1100 $, 400 $ for 3 ish weeks in an airbnb, under 2 k and you're in country with a place to stay, rest is all play money, another 2 k to blow and you have a great fuckin time.

[Da Doc]

If I was able to guarantee $2k to $2500 a month in income I'd already be there permanently 🤣. I'm also looking at a vacation in the Philippines for the same purpose.

Crazy was just thinking about oversees and was looking at some real nice resorts for dirt cheap.

I wonder if there is an international guide for these places?

[HEFan]

They don't call that place the Land Of Smiles for no good reason! I met my future ex-wife there several years ago and I loved the country, the food, and the people. But the women are great and I'm going back the beginning of next year for another extended stay, 2-3 months at least. Hell I might retire for good there this trip I don't know. I have several friends who are living in Pattaya and enjoying the lifestyle. One guy is a bar kind of patron and he loves the whole bar girl scene, another friend is all about the independent GF's who will spend the weekend or longer with you for an incredibly low rate from our point of view. A man can live well over there for cheap, both of those guys are within a couple blocks of the beach in condos with all the amenities, including close proximity to the ladies, and their rents / leases are around $300 a month. I would advise anyone who can to take a few weeks and go!! Don't be a cheap Charlie, and have some fun over there, you'll be spoiled for almost any place you can find in the states when you return. Have fun out there!

If I was able to guarantee $2k to $2500 a month in income I'd already be there permanently 🤣. I'm also looking at a vacation in the Philippines for the same purpose.

[DesertFun]

They don't call that place the Land Of Smiles for no good reason! I met my future ex-wife there several years ago and I loved the country, the food, and the people. But the women are great and I'm going back the beginning of next year for another extended stay, 2-3 months at least. Hell I might retire for good there this trip I don't know. I have several friends who are living in Pattaya and enjoying the lifestyle. One guy is a bar kind of patron and he loves the whole bar girl scene, another friend is all about the independent GF's who will spend the weekend or longer with you for an incredibly low rate from our point of view. A man can live well over there for cheap, both of those guys are within a couple blocks of the beach in condos with all the amenities, including close proximity to the ladies, and their rents / leases are around $300 a month. I would advise anyone who can to take a few weeks and go!! Don't be a cheap Charlie, and have some fun over there, you'll be spoiled for almost any place you can find in the states when you return. Have fun out there!

Truer words have never been spoken. I started this hobby a couple years ago at most, figured just a handy would be nice since I'm single and no action, now I'm looking into making a trip to Thailand or Central / South America for a "vacation" after I get back from a parlor with a chick sitting on my face dying to eat her box while she gives me the knuckle shuffle.

[HEFan]

I haven't been to GL on HM in a while but I've always preferred that one.

I sent this to someone a couple of years ago. Still true, especially the last sentence. Seriously. If you have no choice but to give and try it then so be it. But it is highly addicting and you might find yourself doing this regularly 10-20 years from now. More too. Massage parlors are like the Zima of sex. It's a "happy ending" today, two girl motel special at the Red Roof Inn tomorrow.

All you need to do is put $100 cash in your pocket and go to a massage parlor. Leave your wallet and your phone in the car. If it's a new place I just walk in and ask how much the services are. That way if I don't like it I just walk out. At most jack shacks, the woman who greets you at the counter will be your masseuse. If you like it, go in. If you don't, or nothing happens, then go to another one.

Don't ever ask for anything. You don't need to. When the lady at the counter asks if you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, tell her you want 30 minutes (probably $50 for 1/2 hour) take out the wad of $20's and give her sixty.

She's seeing you have $50 left. If you really want to stick to the $40 rule, then bring in $90. For me, $10 means something to these ladies so if I spend an extra $10 to get a little extra then that's fine with me. Lay down on the table, naked on your stomach, push your balls out the back and make sure they are visible and accessible. She'll probably brush up on them while your on your stomach to feel you out. Maybe she'll ask if it's ok. You are 99.9999% sure to get a handy on the flip. I had a lady spend almost the whole 1/2 hour massaging my balls and on the flip was like "no, we are professional massage. " WTF? I would have preferred nothing at all with that. Sometimes they won't brush up on the boys at all and you think it's not going to happen, but then on the flip they perform. You kind of never know until you know.

Bottom line is that whatever happens happens. If she doesn't automatically do it for you then she's not going to do it. Sometimes you can tell that they are waiting for a sign from you. Maybe you've been a little too well behaved. A light tap on her butt and she'll know. If she still doesn't then it ain't going to happen. Sometimes they'll tell you to take care of yourself. Sometimes a little humor can clear that up. I just look at them like they are out of their minds and laugh. And then they'll do it.

I've been all over the country doing this for years and I'd say roughly 80% of AMP's are giving handies. As far as a whole brothel experience, that's where this site comes in handy. Even places that look seedy as hell with STG ads that look like they are going wide open really aren't. If you see F / S on here then you know you're talking open menus.

Stay safe. Never take in more money you want to spend. Be nice to the girls. If you're smart you won't even do this once. It is highly addicting.

Truer words have never been spoken. I started this hobby a couple years ago at most, figured just a handy would be nice since I'm single and no action, now I'm looking into making a trip to Thailand or Central / South America for a "vacation" after I get back from a parlor with a chick sitting on my face dying to eat her box while she gives me the knuckle shuffle.

[CatMan650]

What is GL HM?

Green Leaf on Hodgson memorial.

[Jarston1]

I haven't been to GL on HM in a while but I've always preferred that one.

I sent this to someone a couple of years ago. Still true, especially the last sentence. Seriously. If you have no choice but to give and try it then so be it. But it is highly addicting and you might find yourself doing this regularly 10-20 years from now. More too. Massage parlors are like the Zima of sex. It's a "happy ending" today, two girl motel special at the Red Roof Inn tomorrow.

All you need to do is put $100 cash in your pocket and go to a massage parlor. Leave your wallet and your phone in the car. If it's a new place I just walk in and ask how much the services are. That way if I don't like it I just walk out. At most jack shacks, the woman who greets you at the counter will be your masseuse. If you like it, go in. If you don't, or nothing happens, then go to another one.

Don't ever ask for anything. You don't need to. When the lady at the counter asks if you want 30 minutes or 60 minutes, tell her you want 30 minutes (probably $50 for 1/2 hour) take out the wad of $20's and give her sixty.

She's seeing you have $50 left. If you really want to stick to the $40 rule, then bring in $90. For me, $10 means something to these ladies so if I spend an extra $10 to get a little extra then that's fine with me. Lay down on the table, naked on your stomach, push your balls out the back and make sure they are visible and accessible. She'll probably brush up on them while your on your stomach to feel you out. Maybe she'll ask if it's ok. You are 99.9999% sure to get a handy on the flip. I had a lady spend almost the whole 1/2 hour massaging my balls and on the flip was like "no, we are professional massage. " WTF? I would have preferred nothing at all with that. Sometimes they won't brush up on the boys at all and you think it's not going to happen, but then on the flip they perform. You kind of never know until you know.

Bottom line is that whatever happens happens. If she doesn't automatically do it for you then she's not going to do it. Sometimes you can tell that they are waiting for a sign from you. Maybe you've been a little too well behaved. A light tap on her butt and she'll know. If she still doesn't then it ain't going to happen. Sometimes they'll tell you to take care of yourself. Sometimes a little humor can clear that up. I just look at them like they are out of their minds and laugh. And then they'll do it.

I've been all over the country doing this for years and I'd say roughly 80% of AMP's are giving handies. As far as a whole brothel experience, that's where this site comes in handy. Even places that look seedy as hell with STG ads that look like they are going wide open really aren't. If you see F / S on here then you know you're talking open menus.

Stay safe. Never take in more money you want to spend. Be nice to the girls. If you're smart you won't even do this once. It is highly addicting.

So I've been wanting to go to a place for awhile and I've read most the reviews. Just curious if why'all could go one place what would it be? I'm also curious do I bring cash and how much? I'm hoping to try a place this weekend I'm excited but nervous.

[JohnRob46]

So I've been wanting to go to a place for awhile and I've read most the reviews. Just curious if why'all could go one place what would it be? I'm also curious do I bring cash and how much? I'm hoping to try a place this weekend I'm excited but nervous.

[Hammer221]

What is GL HM?

Check out post #1809.

I didn't go for it myself, out of my price range. She is cute though. There are surely other masseuses who do more but its going to be hard to find for a non-regular and its going to be costly. It's a good time in Savannah to do a little Asian thrill-seeking at the hotels. There are three or four spots that I know of available now. Well reviewed here.

[Jarston1]

Check out post #1809.

I didn't go for it myself, out of my price range. She is cute though. There are surely other masseuses who do more but its going to be hard to find for a non-regular and its going to be costly. It's a good time in Savannah to do a little Asian thrill-seeking at the hotels. There are three or four spots that I know of available now. Well reviewed here.

Anything L2?

[Hammer221]

L3 is full service. Hit up the escort area, you 99% aren't getting FS from any parlor here.

Anything L2?

[HEFan]

Coming down from Atlanta for work and looking for a L3 finish or maybe FS. Any recommendations?

L3 is full service. Hit up the escort area, you 99% aren't getting FS from any parlor here.

[Hammer221]

Coming down from Atlanta for work and looking for a L3 finish or maybe FS. Any recommendations?