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05-01-24 19:09 #14466
Posts: 340Orlando AMP section
Originally Posted by ClosetPervert9 [View Original Post]
But if I can help.
It's in Orlando on the "youngest" parkway.
😉.
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05-01-24 08:19 #14465
Posts: 264JHS Coco
I'll start by saying, this one is my fault. I've been avoiding the AMPs because I never have a good time. I made an exception because everyone was raving about Ashley, so I thought I'd give it a try. Then, when I got there, I screwed it all up.
Anyway, as I said I wanted to see Ashley. I called ahead and was told she was working and that I could see her. I was 5 minutes out. Got there and was greeted by a thin woman that didn't look too terrible (except the teeth -- it's always the teeth). I thought maybe this was Ashley (I should have asked), so we headed to the room. I give the house fee, disrobe, and lay on the bed. She comes back in and starts up a massage. About 3-4 minutes in, she says, "You make appointment?" and I respond, "Yep, asked for you, Ashley! She says, "I'm not Ashley, I'm Coco. " and stupid me says, "That's ok, keep going. ".
Yes, I should have just said, get me Ashley. Anyway, Coco continues with the massage, which is legit pretty decent. Then we come to the flip and she starts with a CBJ, which wasn't great, but whatever. It was enough to get the engines revving. That's where things turned really south. We started in some edge of the bed missionary. She absolutely wouldn't allow more than halfway penetration and complained about that. So, I flipped her to doggie and she literally crossed her legs and still continued to complain and put hands in the way. I thought maybe I just let this chick ease down on it, so I laid on the table and had her get on top. Still more of the same. Barely halfway penetration and continual complaining.
At this point I just wanted to get the hell out of there, so I took the cover off and told her to give me a hand job. She did, she cleaned things up, and I headed out.
Yes, this is my fault. I should have just insisted on Ashley. Based on everyone's reviews, I'm guessing it would have been a much better time.
Now, I'm off to find a good looking Latina to wipe this horrible memory from my brain.
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05-01-24 01:39 #14464
Posts: 916Originally Posted by Nikj240 [View Original Post]
Originally Posted by SupeDav [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 22:22 #14463
Posts: 93Originally Posted by Nikj240 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 17:13 #14462
Posts: 124Roaming
Originally Posted by LittleDan86 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 14:20 #14461
Posts: 55Where is this Tokyo
Originally Posted by SupeDav [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 14:19 #14460
Posts: 55Ashley the best!
Originally Posted by Jack1964 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 13:32 #14459
Posts: 26Originally Posted by Ben0835 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 13:25 #14458
Posts: 26Originally Posted by Ben0835 [View Original Post]
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04-30-24 10:58 #14457
Posts: 124Gym Girl
Final thoughts.
Very hot. Really sweet. EXTREMELY over priced. She would be so much better off if she simply lowered her add on prices (which are limited). Literally getting her to take her clothes off is an extra 100.
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04-30-24 07:30 #14456
Posts: 94Tokyo
Originally Posted by Jk1739 [View Original Post]
SD.
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04-29-24 22:58 #14455
Posts: 55Wonder also
Originally Posted by TDJax [View Original Post]
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04-29-24 19:22 #14454
Posts: 340Let's Relax and Tokyo
Originally Posted by ClosetPervert9 [View Original Post]
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04-29-24 17:54 #14453
Posts: 26Lol
Originally Posted by KidTorrid [View Original Post]
Yeah that has crossed my mind, not sure the run through rate but any don'ts at an AMP like manually playing the kitty like DJ at 90's rave?
Should I glove up for safety? Anyone figure out a way to write this off on taxes?
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04-29-24 15:20 #14452
Posts: 916Originally Posted by Kma2016 [View Original Post]