Massage Parlor Reports

[BuckyLarsonJr]

Was in the area of a spa that's been advertising heavily in both the Body Rub and ESC section of BP. It's a spa that's somewhere between red and yellow. Called ahead to see if I could get in. Found it easily enough in an office condo complex, easy parking even though a little busy and exposed. Up a flight of stairs with clearly marked signage and rang the doorbell. Was greeted by a middle aged woman in a short dress that let me in and could hear another female voice— let them know I was the one who called. Got in the room, paid for an hour. 8 if I remember right and got undressed. The door opened and it was the same woman— I had been hoping she was the MMS but she wasn't bad looking and looked like she had some assets to work with. She was wearing a short dress with lots of sequins all over it which to me seemed more like a costume, but also told me this wasn't a leggings or scrubs kinda place. The massage was actually pretty good, she walked on my back (had those rail things on the ceiling to hold on to) and did some knee pressure on my back— that was all really good. She did straddle me at some point in a way that her thigh was resting on my hand, which I didn't move, and was thinking that the games had begun. She had me flip and started rubbing lotion on my legs with long strokes getting pretty high on my thighs. She then walked around to my head and rubbed on my temples a bit, and then. Said "okay we're done. " (I asked what about play time? Can we stay another 10 minutes? And she said "No, we don't do that, we don't want any problems. " Wow. I was very surprised, but that was about as clear a "no" as can be even at a very modest suggestion. The massage was decent, so I didn't mind tipping a. 2 and as I did another woman was in the hallway and she thanked me for coming in and said something about I was handsome and hoped I would come back. I took that opportunity to say "Maybe, maybe with you? Maybe four hands?" And she was quite quick to say "No, not here, we don't do that." So.. I don't ever believe the photos or hype on the AMP ads (despite my track record and posts that point to the opposite), but this was a head scratcher. Either they are really trying to sucker people in for one time of disappointment, or maybe they were spooked by something? Maybe a close call recently or a tip about a sting or being watched or something? Or maybe it was me— I sometime have a Uncle LEO vibe thanks to regulation haircut. And to be fair, I didn't initiate with any obvious roaming to signal intent, but everything else on there seemed pretty standard NoVa AMP. YMMV but they weren't young enough or good looking enough to play the tease game and get any repeat visits.

[Serpico99]

What an amazing visit! It started with Joanna, aggressive massage but she knew I was there for more so she made it arousing as well. Immediately started on my back, took off her shirt and shoved her tits in my mouth and rubbed them all over me, I was rubbing her pussy and her tits, she then went to town on the massage, I had hands everywhere. Joanna was a little energetic, not a super nice body but ok, eventually I got flipped over.

Joanna gave a combination of HJ and BBBJ, got me super hard. Wiped me down, covered me and hoped on, I was in seventh heaven, rode me till I popped.

Seriously probably the best time I have ever had, felt totally drained and awesome. Great time, I didn't really want to share this with why'all as I want them for myself, LOL, but told them I would and it helps the community so why not. This also may just be a dream I have when I think of Asian massage places, who knows.

A Google search of Asian Health Spa in Santee reveals a spa in South Carolina.

[ZooSM18]

What an amazing visit! It started with Joanna, aggressive massage but she knew I was there for more so she made it arousing as well. Immediately started on my back, took off her shirt and shoved her tits in my mouth and rubbed them all over me, I was rubbing her pussy and her tits, she then went to town on the massage, I had hands everywhere. Joanna was a little energetic, not a super nice body but ok, eventually I got flipped over.

Joanna gave a combination of HJ and BBBJ, got me super hard. Wiped me down, covered me and hoped on, I was in seventh heaven, rode me till I popped.

Seriously probably the best time I have ever had, felt totally drained and awesome. Great time, I didn't really want to share this with why'all as I want them for myself, LOL, but told them I would and it helps the community so why not. This also may just be a dream I have when I think of Asian massage places, who knows.

[CireSire]

Same here. The oldest I've encountered in Ruby at Lavender Spa (4604 Pinecrest Office Park Dr H, Alexandria, 878-878-8688), been awhile since my last visit, so hope she's still there. But the hidden caretaker that I have to visit is in that same area tucked away next to Marshalls at Landmark (Zen Spa, 6230 Little River Turnpike, 571-470-3778). Her name is Freda, very friendly, but no TS at either place or else I'd make it back there more often.

What is offered at Zen Spa? I've gone there before and got zero extras. Got the HH massage and no flip. Not even a tease.

[FSteele02]

Made a visit to best oriental massage in Manassas. I went on a weekday around 3 PM. Knocked on the door and was immediately attended. I didn't grab her name because honestly she wasn't worth remembering. Good service and attitude, just veeeerrry average in the looks department. Older woman maybe mid 40's, but still pretty nice body. Surprisingly nice ass, typical tits in an Asian woman, no "gut" but a little flabbier than a younger woman. Went for hh fee was. 5 massage wasn't CMT but wasn't all bad she did put a bit of effort into it. Flip agreed on $ for BBJ. One of the better BJs I've gotten at an AMP she went at it pretty well usually they don't go past the tip she went about halfway on my shaft which was p nice. All in all I'd say a 7/10 wouldn't go out of my way to visit but if I were to ever be in the area for anything else I wouldn't be opposed to visiting. Total damage $.5.

[MrGrwnFrk202]

I need some help. I am trying to figure out if my favorite Chinese MILF has stopped working because I haven't seem to see her in a while. She worked at M&Y wellness in Fairfax and I want to say she was the owner but I am not sure. She was Chinese and good looking for a older Asian. Nothing too special but her massage I believe was the best legit massage in the area. I want to say her name is Lily. Can anyone confirm if she is still around? Thanks.

[Rainism]

Orchid - 83XX Arlington Blvd. and Hartland rd.

Advertised on bedpage as Wendy 25, Judy 26, Candy 27 . You need to add 20 PLUS AT LEAST. I WOULD ADD 25.

Thank you for giving me good information buddy.

I will visit there as soon as possible.

[ZooSM18]

I Went there 4/26/2024 on Friday noon. I saw a rubmaps review of Lucy and went there.

The review was totally fake and fiction. She do only HJ service tip for $80 - 100. (GPS).

2 old Chinese girl there looking 50's. BS.

https://www.rubmaps.ch/erotic-massag...ridge-va-17821#review-2799090.

I'll never visit here again, I'll never recommend!

[DanteDk07]

Yep. I am totally face person and don't care big butt nor hig boobs. One look at Alejandra I am like she's 3 and although Erica was pretty bad at service she is much better looking.

Does erika have natural big boobs?

[Lioil]

Long time lurker here, I recently made an appt with Alejandra at FHOH due to promising reports.

I knew from reports she had some work done on her butt and boobs, so I expected that. I often find tasteful enhancements sexy.

When I saw her, I was actually disappointed to the point of being shocked.

Her boobs and her butt especially are way beyond tasteful, at least for my taste. They are in the category of deformed / circus sideshow.

Her butt is so huge she can't even walk normally. She kind of waddles.

I'll say that different people are attracted to different body types, and that's great. Just thought I'd give folks a bit more of what to expect.

I figured since I made an appointment with her, I should carry on with it, which I did. I will say that she was very enthusiastic and provided great service, I just wasn't into her body type.

Yep. I am totally face person and don't care big butt nor hig boobs. One look at Alejandra I am like she's 3 and although Erica was pretty bad at service she is much better looking.

[SlyFrog]

It is listed on Google as Anna Hessentaoil Therapy.

It is in Annandale. The house fee is $50 for 30 minutes or $70 for 60 minutes. Have fun!

The store name is Anna health spa in Annandale?

House fee includes $150?

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[GilBang]

Truth be told, it's more common than you think. Guys just turn a blind eye to it for some reason. I have witnessed sheets being changed in AMPs that does not offer extras. But those "extra" AMPs are something serious. Since my horrible experience, I now exam the sheets and smell them every time. Any sense of that "butt" smell on them, I'll find a towel (hoping that it's clean) and lay on that or just leave. After questioning one of the girls about the smell one time, things got ugly and you never know who's hiding in the closet or outside waiting for you. https://us-nova.bedpage.com/bodyrubs.../23208847.html https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...741428601.html.

Please reread Review Numbers 25059,25060, and 25065 from September 2023 concerning a post I wrote and the responses to it. Stay safe.

I've only returned to the AMP scene for providers and AMPs I know do change sheets and are clean themselves. Read your previous posts, and your two links above, and the first thing I thought was "yuck, looks like the Baby Hua locations" LOL.

[DanteDk07]

I ended up getting Ruby today. Cute girl in her late 30's I think, nice body about a C cup and decent ass but really short, maybe 5'1 or so. She gave a really nice table shower with a lot of yanking and cleaning my boys. Massage was great, back in the room, great considering it is this type of place. After the flip, I was able to talk her into a BBBJ. She was amazing at it, but it didn't last long, and she went into CBJ but I got to get some taste of her nice fresh pink kitty and when I put one of my fingers inside, it was really tight, probably because she's so small. Then she got on top of me and we did few positions and popped in Mish. Got a nice clean up and then she gave me more massage until the time ended and I got to play with her boobs while she massaged my chest. Definitely coming back to check the other girls.

I heard maya is good there. I heard she has big boobs. Can someone confirm if they are natural and how big they are.

[OldTimeAmpLvr]

I've gotten BBBJ from Sandra a few times in the past. Not for very long and didn't DT but she may provide more with more visits.

From first visit with Sandra was always able to bet BB everything. She was awesome. Friendly, great massage, knew how to make me happy. Have not seen her since Covid so maybe she has changed. Guess I need to stop back in and see her.

[KidFarian]

Definitely since the vet has left it's not all fun mostly games.

I'm hearing and experiencing no BJ services there as well. Was shocked that Sandra, a vet doesn't perform oral.

The only pure porn star Alexandra but she gets somewhat boring also because FS more than once not her thing. Maybe I'll try anal with her just thought the $$ extra way too much.

Time for a international tour out the country.

I've gotten BBBJ from Sandra a few times in the past. Not for very long and didn't DT but she may provide more with more visits.