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Yesterday 16:06 #492
Posts: 221Comment on Translations
Had trouble replying, so this stands alone:
I posted something very similar to this, if not this, maybe, several years ago. SO much of this is true. Very funny.
THEOLDMAN.
If she doesn't post photos of her whole body, she is fat. If everyone of the Asian girls pictured are young and gorgeous, not one of the girls on staff will look anything like that. The length of a QV depends on how fast she can scoop up the $ and disappear out the door.
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06-08-24 03:04 #491
Posts: 872Found this, soooo true LOL
Would like to share this.
PSA: Ad translations.
If you are confused by what a girl means in her ad, use this translation sheet. There's what she says and what she really means:
Curvy: Fat.
Thick: Fat.
Juicy: Fat.
MILF: Old and fat.
Petite: Short and fat.
Fun Sized: Usually short, always fat.
BBW: Impossibly fat.
Snow Bunny: White.
Mixed: Black.
Exotic: Black.
From the Islands: Black.
Asian: Actually Asian, occasionally black.
No AA: My pimp is black.
Independent: My pimp will stay out of sight during your visit.
I'm Mobile: My pimp will drive me to your place and case the joint during our session.
Open Minded: 3 hole Friendly.
Squirter: I'll piss on you.
Party Friendly: Junkie.
Spinner: Usually junkie.
Trucker Friendly: I will suck your dick behind a Wendy's dumpster.
Deposit Required: Scam artist.
Verification Required: Scam artist and / or blackmailer.
Upscale: Same lousy service, but higher price.
Discreet: 15 guys visit me here every day and I don't want the hotel manager kicking me out.
My Photos are Real: My photos are from 5 years and 50 lbs ago.
Text Only: I spent money on drugs instead of my phone bill and now I'm stuck using a free text app over my slum notel's Wi-Fi.
No Cops: I don't understand how the law works.
I Love White Guys: Overpay me.
Mature Men Only: Overpay me, don't fuck me too hard, and leave early.
No Time Wasters: I will waste your time.
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05-09-24 19:54 #490
Posts: 872Originally Posted by TonyTc [View Original Post]
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04-11-24 20:58 #489
Posts: 175Originally Posted by TonyTc [View Original Post]
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04-04-24 11:16 #488
Posts: 447OralWonder
Clear your mailbox Oralwonder.
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04-02-24 20:49 #487
Posts: 34Originally Posted by TonyTc [View Original Post]
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04-02-24 17:44 #486
Posts: 447New UTR
This UTR beauty is looking for a few good men. She doesn't post ads and doesn't walk the streets. She's only looking for a few regulars. Very cute, sexy body, no drama, and reasonable.
Please PM me for contact info.
TonyTC.
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03-17-24 11:40 #485
Posts: 18Legit
Originally Posted by ForgottenFrodo [View Original Post]
I see with her new add she at least gain back her weight and doesn't have dreads anymore. But she is legit.
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03-16-24 22:54 #484
Posts: 9Originally Posted by StbaIsBest [View Original Post]
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03-16-24 19:25 #483
Posts: 17Luna
Been pretty dry the last few passes through LW, been trying different times and days of the week. Eventually caught up with Luna who I've only seen once before, same old same with her service. Lots of reviews of her on here and they are spot on. At lease she's consistent. Got her number and messaged but haven't herd back yet.
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03-16-24 16:25 #482
Posts: 277Legit
She is legit does everything except anal, likes to party while receiving daty.
Originally Posted by ForgottenFrodo [View Original Post]
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03-16-24 12:22 #481
Posts: 9Is she legit?
Anyone ever dreamed with her? I may TOFTT if not.
https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...each/166544672#.
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12-08-23 10:49 #480
Posts: 517Originally Posted by Popman [View Original Post]
I was just wondering if you tried to help her out in any way.
It is a difficult position to be put in.
Sorry to hear she is in worse trouble now.
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12-08-23 01:02 #479
Posts: 352Kailey
Originally Posted by OralWonder [View Original Post]
She's just been picked up on more serious charges than the ones before. World of hurt.
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12-01-23 15:14 #478
Posts: 517Originally Posted by Popman [View Original Post]