Massage Parlor Reports

[BassMan1989]

Been a minute since I've been to an AMP in BloNo, like before Covid. Used to like to visit super relax off of landmark Drive, or one spa on El Dorado. Any recent experience at either of those? Or is there better in the BloNo area? Would def like at least L2.

[ThirdTime]

So I read the reviews on here as I was traveling to Illinois. I saw that far east and you spa were top spas. I went to the other third one mentioned. I think Hong Kong but it was just an old lady so not really worth mentioning. Anyway far east had Lula and you massage had a MILF that also didn't look bad. I alaways check parking before heading in as I don't want to disturb anyone in their massage session. I got to see Lula first before driving to you massage and then driving back. Lula was wearing black yoga pants and a hoodie that covered her body. I could tell she was late 30's or early 40's but was very petite. She was also very playful. I grabbed her ass and titties before I returned LOL. When I came back to see her I told her I was ready. I gave her the full donation upfront and waited in position. She came back wearing a really sexy dress that showed her slim petite figure. She did a really good massage and Tease. I grabbed everything as I was laying down. She then told me to flip over and she began licking my body. She licked my ears like crazy. She then started an amazing BBBJ and was eating my balls LOL. I almost came from that. She has huge fake bolt ons. They are very sensitive and are starting to show their age. Well after that she wanted me on top and she's real tight. Cover came on and I went to town. Unfortunately one of you came in during our session so it was either finish right then and there or stop completely. I didn't get to try doggy or pick her up as I like to do. Either way it was a fun visit and I would recommend. When I came in she was FaceTiming a super hot girl. I am wondering if it was Mia. She looked 25 and had an amazing body. I would honestly drive all the way back for her. Hope you guys get better action. Seems like nice establishments here. I will tell the girls to lock the door next time so I can keep pounding even if it rings.

Very unusual to get BBBJ there. Good deal. What was the damage? Usually level 3 there is house plus 140.

3 x.

[Rnorton217]

So I read the reviews on here as I was traveling to Illinois. I saw that far east and you spa were top spas. I went to the other third one mentioned. I think Hong Kong but it was just an old lady so not really worth mentioning. Anyway far east had Lula and you massage had a MILF that also didn't look bad. I alaways check parking before heading in as I don't want to disturb anyone in their massage session. I got to see Lula first before driving to you massage and then driving back. Lula was wearing black yoga pants and a hoodie that covered her body. I could tell she was late 30's or early 40's but was very petite. She was also very playful. I grabbed her ass and titties before I returned LOL. When I came back to see her I told her I was ready. I gave her the full donation upfront and waited in position. She came back wearing a really sexy dress that showed her slim petite figure. She did a really good massage and Tease. I grabbed everything as I was laying down. She then told me to flip over and she began licking my body. She licked my ears like crazy. She then started an amazing BBBJ and was eating my balls LOL. I almost came from that. She has huge fake bolt ons. They are very sensitive and are starting to show their age. Well after that she wanted me on top and she's real tight. Cover came on and I went to town. Unfortunately one of you came in during our session so it was either finish right then and there or stop completely. I didn't get to try doggy or pick her up as I like to do. Either way it was a fun visit and I would recommend. When I came in she was FaceTiming a super hot girl. I am wondering if it was Mia. She looked 25 and had an amazing body. I would honestly drive all the way back for her. Hope you guys get better action. Seems like nice establishments here. I will tell the girls to lock the door next time so I can keep pounding even if it rings.

[AssMan24]

Glad to have her back. She's been previously reviewed on this thread.

When did you visit. When I stopped last week it was as LuLu or something like that.

[Wint33]

Glad to have her back. She's been previously reviewed on this thread.

[ThatGuyStl]

Was in town the other day and stopped by Oasis. Got Chloe for the hour and it was house fee plus another 1 bill. Got the top off and L1. Decent massage and pretty good L1 finish. Would repeat but seems like there are a few other places, and another girl at Oasis, I'd try first for L2.

Posted this in the wrong city LOL. Mods please delete.

[ThatGuyStl]

Was in town the other day and stopped by Oasis. Got Chloe for the hour and it was house fee plus another 1 bill. Got the top off and L1. Decent massage and pretty good L1 finish. Would repeat but seems like there are a few other places, and another girl at Oasis, I'd try first for L2.

[John B Tipton]

Venus Spa over in Champaign, just off Springfield near Duncan Rd:

These Chinese spas are nearly all very similar. No TS, very clean, little English, prettier and younger girls than before the Chinese invasion here, those face-hole tables to lie on.

Mid-afternoon, didn't ask her name. Taller than most, claims 27 why. O and looks it, good legs (unusual! Parts of her pushing out of a tight dress, very friendly and happy. Minimal massage, OK with mt though. I tipped too much for L2. As nearly always in these places, L2 was rushed and she did not comply with my gestures (speaking English carefully into a phone is a turn-off). I should have stayed home, visit was inferior in erotic impact to looking at pretty women going shopping.

There are now about 8 massage spas in Champaign and Urbana. I wonder how they stay in business. Is some corporation using the Midwest as training and vetting places for big city escorts or what?

I'm clueless in some respects I suppose, John.

[WPGuy]

The open sign is lit today. Enjoy!

[Blmmngr]

False rumor. They're celebrating Chinese new year and an abundance of caution.

Oh, good deal. Very glad to be wrong!

[Ringo2112]

I think Far East and One might have gotten caught up in what happened in Springfield. Drove by both last night and this morning and neither had their sign on.

False rumor. They're celebrating Chinese new year and an abundance of caution.

[Blmmngr]

I think Far East and One might have gotten caught up in what happened in Springfield. Drove by both last night and this morning and neither had their sign on.

[Justme309]

Has anyone been to Family Massage? It appears to be a legitimate MP, but I have read some Google reviews that have me thinking it might be a possibility.

I've been there several times. 100% legit.

You may have your backside exposed a little depending on who you get, but will be draped on the flip (if there is one. Last time she spent the entire time on my back). Admittedly it's been awhile but unless things have changed drastically, you won't be offered any extras. I mean it is called Family Massage.

[Troller55]

Has anyone been to Family Massage? It appears to be a legitimate MP, but I have read some Google reviews that have me thinking it might be a possibility.

[BearHug1948]

Thought I would leave a heads up regarding Mia who was very popular when she was at Far East in Bloomington. She now is located at SunRain in Bloomington.

Mistake: Mia is now at SunRain in Washington not Bloomington.