Strip Club Reports

[RChangDatyKing]

This forum is pretty dead. I can confirm it's not impossible to find a bit more at a club, at pure platinum a chubby AA stripper grabbed my cock through my pants and told me to take her home. I declined because I didn't find her attractive, but it's possible. Haven't heard of so much of a handjob at Cheetahs VIP in recent years though. I think it's $600 and you normally leave with blue balls?

To be fair I just haven't tried much, it's 15-20 minutes down to the border from where Cheetahs is, and the clubs there you will absolutely get cfs minimum. Sometimes more. And it's about $100-$120 for the girl, $20-40 for the room, $20 taxi each way, $20 parking depending on the night. $180 and you get something for sure, while it's $100 last I checked for some lame lap dances on camera in the back at Cheetahs.

I've been one of those that have been going to Cheetahs as of recently. They definitely have some hot girls dancing there. Exchanged phone numbers with several girls and went out with one dancer and talked to a couple regularly. The VIP room is $100 for 5 dances / songs; roughly 15 minutes. The icebox is $400 for 30 minutes. Some girls have offered to do it for $300. Handjobs can get messy so the girls won't finish it but several will reach in my pants and play with Junior with my zipper down. Sorry I will not mention their names so they don't get in trouble. Girls are wearing see through tops now so it's like getting a topless lap dance. Some will lower the top / bra during the dances. Cheetahs can be expensive but if you just stick with the stage dances then it's not too bad.

Going to TJ is definitely better if you are looking at the total cost and rewards but for me I prefer the convenience of having cheetahs in my backyard. No worries about parking, crossing the border, etc.

For me the best value is seeing my favorite independent FBSM providers. $160-$200 per hour with a nude, sexy lady, rubbing herself all over me, getting nude lap / pole dances, and sometimes VIP service without the extra cost.

[Habeed]

Why just get teased for $200 at a strip club when you can get teased and laid for that at a spa?

Or cross the border and get all you want from a little hottie for $100.

This forum is pretty dead. I can confirm it's not impossible to find a bit more at a club, at pure platinum a chubby AA stripper grabbed my cock through my pants and told me to take her home. I declined because I didn't find her attractive, but it's possible. Haven't heard of so much of a handjob at Cheetahs VIP in recent years though. I think it's $600 and you normally leave with blue balls?

To be fair I just haven't tried much, it's 15-20 minutes down to the border from where Cheetahs is, and the clubs there you will absolutely get cfs minimum. Sometimes more. And it's about $100-$120 for the girl, $20-40 for the room, $20 taxi each way, $20 parking depending on the night. $180 and you get something for sure, while it's $100 last I checked for some lame lap dances on camera in the back at Cheetahs.

[SDMonger69]

Don't rely *too much.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[Nick4]

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

Exactly. With so many other opportunities to spend money on expensive drinks elsewhere -- or on alternative services -- this was bound to happen.

[UCBaja2]

On patrol.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[MaximusKahn]

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

I had to fix this.

It's not good to let a misspelled word or wrongly chosen word to go uncorrected. The type "A" personality guy's heads will explode when they see a misspelled or incorrect word and there could be collateral damage.

Don't rely to much on spell check and never give full trust to auto correct.

Be sure to proof read carefully before hitting send.

Drinking and writing is not a good idea unless you follow the above suggestions.

You may as well laugh at your own errors, because you know someone else is.

[Rey KittyHawk]

Why just get teased for $200 at a strip club when you can get teased and laid for that at a spa?

Or cross the border and get all you want from a little hottie for $100.

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

[MaximusKahn]

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

Not to mention, the booming AMP and Escort Businesses and the wonderful world of male adult fantasy fulfillment land of the Hong Kong and neighborhood right across the boarder where you get a whole lot more for a whole lot less.

[SereniteeNow]

Little Darlings Lemon Grove is now Permanently Closed.

Staff & Employees were notified of their unemployment status via Text Message from Deja Vu Corporate.

That's years of declining service and uppity bouncers coming to roost.

[Jaguar300ZX]

Little Darlings Lemon Grove is now Permanently Closed.

Staff & Employees were notified of their unemployment status via Text Message from Deja Vu Corporate.

[BearD]

What is available at these coffee houses? I've seen chat in the OC forums but never quite understood of what was being offered. Can anyone enlighten me?

Not a whole lot, but it's also fairly inexpensive considering the cost of the hobby in general.

The girls are in bikinis / lingerie. Sometimes they'll do topless, botomless, or nude shows. Not a strip show, they may just have some article of clothing off while they make rounds to chat / refill drinks. It's viet coffee / tea, so drinks are not expensive. You tip when they come by to your table. No services are available at the coffee shop (unless things have changed in the last few years). You might try to ask about meet ups with the girls, but most have boyfriends and are not interested.

[Sir Bishop]

Yeah, they exist. Quite a few of them in fact. Here's a list.

https://www.littlesaigonnow.com/cate...-coffee-shops/

Supposedly Cafe Lu is most well known, but some of the mongers in the OC sub-forum say that you won't get any attention there if you're not a regular. Starz is indeed on Euclid.

The girl quoted me at $50 per song. I went for two songs, and I'm embarrassed I even paid that much. Liked the girl though, so I went for it in the moment.

What is available at these coffee houses? I've seen chat in the OC forums but never quite understood of what was being offered. Can anyone enlighten me?

[RChangDatyKing]

I was speaking with a buddy from the site about Cheetahs and decided to make a visit. It was overall a very fun time. I just sat at the stage and watch the ladies do their thing. I watched about 7-8 girls go on stage and 3-4 were definitely hotties. With my VIP membership card my entrance fee was only $10 and that got me 2 drinks. Spent just under $50 total for about an hour of entertainment. I just sat at the stage so it didn't do too much damage to the wallet. I would definitely go again.

[HunterMH]

Yeah, they exist. Quite a few of them in fact. Here's a list.

https://www.littlesaigonnow.com/cate...-coffee-shops/

Supposedly Cafe Lu is most well known, but some of the mongers in the OC sub-forum say that you won't get any attention there if you're not a regular. Starz is indeed on Euclid.

The girl quoted me at $50 per song. I went for two songs, and I'm embarrassed I even paid that much. Liked the girl though, so I went for it in the moment.

[BluesBalls]

I know this is OC stuff, but I wanted to share this here because they basically are strip clubs, and I didn't even know these things existed until a couple weeks ago. They're cafes that serve tea, coffee and smoothies, but the waitresses are girls in bikinis / lingerie. I was driving from LA to SD, and decided to make a stop in OC to visit these coffee shops. I was mostly curious and compelled by the novelty of the idea. One of the things I was wondering was whether the girls just stay in their bikinis / lingerie, get topless only, or actually get nude. The fantasy of girls just walking around and serving drinks with no bottoms on was very appealing to me, and I was very pleased that this ended up being the case. Visited them between roughly 4-6 pm and spent about 30-45 minutes at each place.

Starz. The first one that I visited, and ultimately my favorite of the three. Had a variety of girls, including white, black, and latina. The only shop of the three to have any black girls. Don't actually remember if there were asian girls. Multiple girls made full nude rounds and I loved it. A black girl gave me a nude dance just out in the open. A latina girl who called herself "Santana" sat down next to me and flirted with me in a way that was playful, silly, and sexually suggestive. If I were still in my 20's, it would have driven me crazy. Since I'm still only in my 30's, I thought it was a little silly, but I was still into it. She worked harder, was more interesting, and made more of an effort than any other girl that night between all three of the shops that I visited. Ended up buying a private dance from her, but we had to wait because apparently there was only one "booth," and it was in use at the time. When that "booth," was finally free, I found out that it was actually just a chair at the end of a hallway, with a curtain for privacy. Got a nude lap dance from her, which I appreciate, because nude lap dances are actually pretty rare in San Diego (literally never got one at multiple strip clubs). More of that playful, sexually suggestive flirting, and lots of simulating fucking / dry humping. Spent a little more than I wanted considering no extras, but I still enjoyed it. Absolutely would have fucked her if circumstances actually allowed it.

168 - My least favorite of the three. A white girl who I found extremely physically attractive sat down next to me immediately after I sat down, and then proceeded to not talk. I had to work a bit just to get some conversation going. Eventually, I told her I had to go to that bathroom, just because I actually really had to go, and she never came back for the rest of the time that I was there. Only two or three girls made nude rounds while I was there. In general, the shop seemed less lively than the others. Most of the girls seemed to be sitting with men who I assumed were regulars. Two other girls sat down next to me, but only very briefly, like literally 3 minutes. Was never offered a dance, never heard any mention of dances being available, and didn't see anyone else receiving a dance.

DD. This one felt most like a strip club because of the decor, those red chairs basically. Enjoyed the nude rounds that the girls made. Two girls sat down next to me and chatted with me briefly. Friendly, but not really flirty. One of them mentioned that dances are available, but didn't actually make an offer. I didn't get one.

DD feeling most like a strip club ultimately made me realize that these basically are strip clubs, but with a couple differences. No real stage shows, and girls seem to give less attention on average, in part because sometimes they actually get busy with waitressing duties. Luckily, I found the girls attractive at all three shops, though some more than others, of course. A fun enough night, but I'm not sure if I will be visiting again now that the novelty is gone.

Nice! I was wondering if these existed anymore. Is Starz the one on Euclid? May have to do a trip north. LOL What's the damage for a dance? Good post!