Massage Parlor Reports

**Terrapin911** · 03-23-24 07:48

Originally Posted by Sliding [View Original Post]

Saw a couple ads on this place so stopped in. Seemed promising so rolled the dice. Once I stepped in I should have did a 180 and left. Upon entry a semi-decent 5/10 woman was approached. Probably mid 40's and takes me to room. Then lady in her low 60's walks in to collect fee and tells me to undress then leaves. Comes back in and begins massage. Younger one comes back in after 2 min and asks if I want 2 girls. I said I'm ok just 1 girl thinking the old lady was going to leave. Instead she left LOL. I was hoping she came back but never did. I had about 5 min massage then asked to flip. Then the old lady asked if I wanted boom boom. I said not with her. She said come on 160. I said no thanks. Agreed for $40 for a handshake. I still had hopes for the younger one to back back in but never happened. Paid for an hour and left in 25 min. Would never return.

When asked for boom boom you should have said yeah sure if you send that other girl back in. I have actually made that move before and believe it or not I think many places would send another other girl in (if available) as opposed to watching your boom boom money walk out the door or only collecting on a handshake. I had something similar happen not too long ago at another spa. I walked in got the un attractive girl, said I wanted another girl. Got the second girl who was decent looking probably a 6 face and a nicer 7 body with a great pair, when it came to boom boom she said sorry on my period. She immediately sensed I thought she was full of shit since I changed ladies for boom boom. Without missing a beat she got a tissue from the box right in front of me and wiped her twat with it and showed me the bloody tissue. So I just told her I would leave and come back another day since I thought girl #2 was decent looking and would like to see her on another day. She walks out, I am getting dressed I am putting on my shoes and in walks girl #2 with girl #3 who was the best looking and exactly my body type. I thought she was really cute too, a solid 8 face and body in my book. I accepted girl #3 and girl #2 left the room after an attempt at getting me to play with both of them. Got to boom boom the most attractive of the three and also see and cop a feel of the large chested girl's great naked rack. They really did everything they could to prevent me from leaving. Saw girl #3 on several repeat visits afterward. After visiting as many spas as I have I just figured out to tell them what you want if you are not happy, many will do whatever they can to keep you from leaving with their money.

TP.

**Mustashlo** · 03-23-24 00:11

Went and saw Ami the other day. She had a cancellation so I was lucky to get in. She looked lovely as always and is very sensual. Gave a good massage and then had me flip. Lots of kissing and caressing both ways. Had a great ending like always and she helped me get the oil off my back. Can't wait to go back see her before she leaves.

**Ronacin** · 03-22-24 20:32

Originally Posted by Sliding [View Original Post]

Saw a couple ads on this place so stopped in. Seemed promising so rolled the dice. Once I stepped in I should have did a 180 and left. Upon entry a semi-decent 5/10 woman was approached. Probably mid 40's and takes me to room. Then lady in her low 60's walks in to collect fee and tells me to undress then leaves. Comes back in and begins massage. Younger one comes back in after 2 min and asks if I want 2 girls. I said I'm ok just 1 girl thinking the old lady was going to leave. Instead she left LOL. I was hoping she came back but never did. I had about 5 min massage then asked to flip. Then the old lady asked if I wanted boom boom. I said not with her. She said come on 160. I said no thanks. Agreed for $40 for a handshake. I still had hopes for the younger one to back back in but never happened. Paid for an hour and left
I fee in 25 min. Would never return.

I feel sorry for you man, but I totally agreed you put it on the board.

So next guy don't go blind in there, and if he does it after your review, is on him.

Also this way they should bring better talent.

**Sliding** · 03-22-24 12:25

Saw a couple ads on this place so stopped in. Seemed promising so rolled the dice. Once I stepped in I should have did a 180 and left. Upon entry a semi-decent 5/10 woman was approached. Probably mid 40's and takes me to room. Then lady in her low 60's walks in to collect fee and tells me to undress then leaves. Comes back in and begins massage. Younger one comes back in after 2 min and asks if I want 2 girls. I said I'm ok just 1 girl thinking the old lady was going to leave. Instead she left LOL. I was hoping she came back but never did. I had about 5 min massage then asked to flip. Then the old lady asked if I wanted boom boom. I said not with her. She said come on 160. I said no thanks. Agreed for $40 for a handshake. I still had hopes for the younger one to back back in but never happened. Paid for an hour and left in 25 min. Would never return.

**Jman3211** · 03-22-24 11:57

Originally Posted by ConfuciusMan [View Original Post]

I got text today from mamasan. She got young new cute thai girl. I was not sure what she would be like. You know they sometimes exaggerate. I showed up and she was sitting their on the couch. Wow she was very cute and young. I would say around 22 yrs old. I was led into the last room. She was very pleasant and her English is perfect. She did a great job. I almost fell asleep. She is very pleasing on the eyes. I left very happy. Left the new standard tip. I believe in taking care of my therapist. Was not disappointed. Call and ask for Iris.

What is the new standard tip?

**Dbry4281** · 03-22-24 10:37

Yea this review game is tricky, because beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, I like them younger looking, yes coco was attractive.

But for me she was at least 35, seemed to have a bigger stomach, from what I saw in her dress. I would choose sammy over coco any day. And yes the older ones been in the game alot longer, so your.

Going to get bad attitudes sometimes, and they try to hustle men more for more tips. So for me I wouldtake Sammy over Coco anyday. However on the plus its nice to not have to use Google translators with these chicks. With Coco at least you could at least have a conversation about what she ate the night before.

Originally Posted by Fit312 [View Original Post]

When I saw Sammy in person after fucking Coco, she wasn't as hot as the promotional media, but I might have to check her out given that she can deep throat. Can confirm your comments about Coco, but she was very pushy about tips although I did eat her pussy and stuck my thumb up her ass.

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**ClydeWill** · 03-22-24 09:53

Originally Posted by CookieGuyo [View Original Post]

First time post.

Today I met with Shirley, Never met her before. Easily 35-40 years.

40 to the house and the massage began. Easily the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Head to toe, deep tissue, was surprisingly relaxing. Time came for the flip, 140 for CBJ / FSWe negotiated to some saran wrap and with some enthusiastic moaning and humming, she did just fine by me.

The surprise was her breasts. AMAZING and perky and full. Large C or small D.

I'll still go back next time I start climbing the walls and need to relax.

Originally Posted by FruitNinja [View Original Post]

Of a number. Is it on 42 XX Pulaski?

Yes bro. 42XX and Elston Ave.

**Tennan** · 03-22-24 09:45

I went to Lotus on Wednesday. I had called ahead of time to see if Mimi was there and when they said yes, I turned the car and drove on. When I got there I found Mimi was not there any more and I drew an OK looking girl who called herself Chloe! During the massage, I started groping her and she told me to do roll over. She would not budge below $140 for DATY, FS and toy play and I gave in as her tits were looking pretty good. She started sucking me and I started playing with her pussy. She reached for a condon, but I laid her on her back and spread her legs for DATY. I licked for about five minutes and she came pretty hard. She sucked me again to get me hard and we started mish, then changed up to doggie. I pumped for about ten straight minutes and blew in the cover. She cleaned me up really well and I left. I'm sorry to see Mimi go as she was so much fun and loved getting fucked. Be safe out there!

**Fit312** · 03-21-24 20:41

Originally Posted by Dbry4281 [View Original Post]

I saw Sammy, yesterday, she looked about 23. I'd say*5'0. I know they all embellish their ages for the most part. She said she's from Hong Kong, no way to confirm, but if so, that's cool for me, I've never been with a Hong Kong chick. Brown highlights,* Small ass. Shaved pussy, nice small pussy lips, no roast beef. * Not super tight pussy,*but not super loose,*if that makes*sense. She takes a 7 incher no problem. * I liked her anime look in my opinion, yes she has a video, but her front profile is beautiful. * BBj has great skills, can deep throat the 7 inch willy worm.

When I saw Sammy in person after fucking Coco, she wasn't as hot as the promotional media, but I might have to check her out given that she can deep throat. Can confirm your comments about Coco, but she was very pushy about tips although I did eat her pussy and stuck my thumb up her ass.

**FruitNinja** · 03-21-24 17:37

Originally Posted by CookieGuyo [View Original Post]

First time post.

Today I met with Shirley, Never met her before. Easily 35-40 years.

40 to the house and the massage began. Easily the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Head to toe, deep tissue, was surprisingly relaxing. Time came for the flip, 140 for CBJ / FSWe negotiated to some saran wrap and with some enthusiastic moaning and humming, she did just fine by me.

The surprise was her breasts. AMAZING and perky and full. Large C or small D.

I'll still go back next time I start climbing the walls and need to relax.

Of a number. Is it on 42 XX Pulaski?

**ConfuciusMan** · 03-21-24 15:12

I got text today from mamasan. She got young new cute thai girl. I was not sure what she would be like. You know they sometimes exaggerate. I showed up and she was sitting their on the couch. Wow she was very cute and young. I would say around 22 yrs old. I was led into the last room. She was very pleasant and her English is perfect. She did a great job. I almost fell asleep. She is very pleasing on the eyes. I left very happy. Left the new standard tip. I believe in taking care of my therapist. Was not disappointed. Call and ask for Iris.

**Dbry4281** · 03-21-24 11:43

I saw Sammy, yesterday, she looked about 23. I'd say*5'0. I know they all embellish their ages for the most part. She said she's from Hong Kong, no way to confirm, but if so, that's cool for me, I've never been with a Hong Kong chick. Brown highlights,* Small ass. Shaved pussy, nice small pussy lips, no roast beef. * Not super tight pussy,*but not super loose,*if that makes*sense. She takes a 7 incher no problem. * I liked her anime look in my opinion, yes she has a video, but her front profile is beautiful. * BBj has great skills, can deep throat the 7 inch willy worm. *.

**Cons*If you don't*like man made Ds. That are harder to the touch and spaced out, she may not be the one for you. She has a* smaller ass as well. **Some plastic surgery to nose, and face, but hey, doesn't*bother me. No fluency with English, maybe I could try sign language but that might no work.

*Lips were plump, and full. Had good teeth, not yellow like some of these other*chicks. * She had* an old school barb wire tat,* on her upper arm. Thin legs. Very skinny stomach. * She didn't do any LFK, for me. *NIce BBj skills* Deep throat no teething. *Hit it Miss, and Cow girl, No doggy for me this time. She had a good attitude and was enthusiastic. Good moaning, skills, called me a big boy, sexy man, so she knows a few naughty words. *.

On another Note, some of these girls get mad at me, because I usually*take the whole hour to cum!* *Some get frustrated, because they think I'm going to*blow in 10 minutes. Some want to just get the session done. She was o. K with it being long. * No attitude from her that*I was slamming her like Shaq in his prime with the* Orlando Magic. * I* took a shower before and after. So yeah, if I see a girl ithat s getting frustrated, that I'm using my whole hour, I know they aren't* really into it. Thats a turnoff for me. *.

I asked to see the line up when I was leaving*and saw COCO near the room. She speaks very good English. I was shocked. At least 5'5, thicker, But yeah if you want a Chinese*chick who can communicate with you, see her, unless your chineese*than, you can talk to all these chicks. I sometimes wish these chicks did speak english, it creates a closer connection for me. I feel like I'm*fucking one of those sex dolls, that make noises sometimes. * She actually had a Filipina*look to me. She has a video on the I. G. But yeah this is my two cents, I didn't*see the Colombian*chick around, she looks good on the pics at least. * Well be safe mongers, and lets keep the reviews real. *.

**ClydeWill** · 03-21-24 11:40

Went to Moon today, it was awesome! I went for the hour. I pulled candy. Really good looking girl. Surprisingly the massage was really good. Rubbed my neck to my feet with oil while I was face down. It was a semi hard rub then before the flip she basically scratched everything with her nails, sensually. The flip came, I was already hard and she gave the signal for a HJ. I asked what else she said 1 6, I said 1 4 "ok" all in all, good time!

**ChriSilva** · 03-20-24 23:06

Originally Posted by CookieGuyo [View Original Post]

First time post.

Today I met with Shirley, Never met her before. Easily 35-40 years.

40 to the house and the massage began. Easily the best actual massage I've ever gotten at an AMP. Head to toe, deep tissue, was surprisingly relaxing. Time came for the flip, 140 for CBJ / FSWe negotiated to some saran wrap and with some enthusiastic moaning and humming, she did just fine by me.

The surprise was her breasts. AMAZING and perky and full. Large C or small D.

I'll still go back next time I start climbing the walls and need to relax.

I saw her a little while back. Nice girl when you're with her. Gets naked with underwear on. 200 gets you a BBJ / FS. She has nice boobs not much butt. All in all decent (not the best, not the worst).