Massage Parlor Reports

**ChgSpaMan** · 03-27-24 10:55

Originally Posted by CeeriousFan57 [View Original Post]

No, did not feel comfortable doing so. I concede that my experience is not conclusive proof that Lana is fake, but I felt weirded out enough.

She is real. Often works in suburbs of Chicago. Good massage. After that YMMV based on my experience and reports in Chicago area forums.

**MikaPeltinin** · 03-27-24 00:54

Originally Posted by MikaPeltinin [View Original Post]

Agreed.

Anyone remember foot massage at Westown Mall?

Very similar.

And I liked it!

Mika.

Today I was taken back to one of 5 "private" rooms. Decent massage nothing more. Interesting that their business plan is 9 massage tables. One of the largest in MadTown?

**CeeriousFan57** · 03-26-24 20:48

Originally Posted by IronMan74 [View Original Post]

Did you knock on the door?

No, did not feel comfortable doing so. I concede that my experience is not conclusive proof that Lana is fake, but I felt weirded out enough.

**IronMan74** · 03-26-24 18:05

Originally Posted by CeeriousFan57 [View Original Post]

https://madison.craigslist.org/hws/d...730006635.html

I think the Lana ad is fake. Contacted the phone number and got the address of a Middleton hotel. Got there and went up to the door of the room given, but it sounded like there was a family in the room.

Did you knock on the door?

**Ham Fister** · 03-25-24 14:57

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

You really went to that place for an actual massage? I think you missed the point of all previous posts.

**CeeriousFan57** · 03-23-24 21:34

Originally Posted by R2623 [View Original Post]

Anyone know if she is still around? Hoping to see her again, but her email bounced. I have some time finally over the holidays and hoping to get in somewhere. Anyone tried Lana that posts on CL lately? Looking for a decent massage and hopefully a HE but will settle for the massage at this point. Most grateful if anyone has recommendations or knows if Jacinda has new contact methods.

https://madison.craigslist.org/hws/d...730006635.html

I think the Lana ad is fake. Contacted the phone number and got the address of a Middleton hotel. Got there and went up to the door of the room given, but it sounded like there was a family in the room.

**YuanYuan2000** · 03-23-24 15:10

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

Don't waste your money and time here, they don't provide any massage, they just want to provide some services in a short time, they are very cunning, and Odana's yangyang.

**Drew56** · 03-20-24 13:07

Originally Posted by NitroPimp [View Original Post]

Unfortunately, you still tipped for $40 for half an hour with no HE. Considering she didn't have to work very hard for it she made out pretty good.

Paid with 100, got back 50, tipped 10. Math is hard.

**NitroPimp** · 03-20-24 00:26

Originally Posted by SconnieNation7 [View Original Post]

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

Unfortunately, you still tipped for $40 for half an hour with no HE. Considering she didn't have to work very hard for it she made out pretty good.

**SconnieNation7** · 03-19-24 17:17

Stopped into lucky star today based on previous reports of this place being a hidden gem and was left laughing at the complete disappointment & disagreement I have with that opinion. The 2 women I saw were at least above average attractive compared to other AMPs in the area but that's where the positives end. Masseuse I drew pointed at 30 min for 50 on the board, I tried asking for an hour but she shook her head no. So with 1 option on time I entered the room.

, paid with 100 and lay down. She came in and did an oil body rub but there was no actual massage what so ever. After 20 min I got the oil removed with a dry baby wipe, not a hot towel. No music in the room either to relax or drown out the weird swallow reflex I kept hearing from her. Told to flip and was given the option of 80 for standard ending or 150 for mouth, I actually did laugh out loud and passed opting to just get dressed leaving 10 from my change.

I'll count my lucky stars and pass on this place from now on.

**MikaPeltinin** · 03-19-24 00:37

Originally Posted by DIrie999 [View Original Post]

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

Agreed.

Anyone remember foot massage at Westown Mall?

Very similar.

And I liked it!

Mika.

**DIrie999** · 03-17-24 16:39

Stopped in for a recon. Looks like a completely legit, mom and pop operation. 4 tables, all in one large room. There was a couple being tended to when I stopped. When I peeked in, they were both fully covered with towels, being worked on by mms and pps. Not even any music. Pass unless perhaps I need something strictly therapeutic.

**RunawayTruck** · 03-17-24 01:21

Originally Posted by ItHappens715 [View Original Post]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

Downtown place is great. Give it a try, I think you'll like. Be safe!

**Duffus** · 03-14-24 14:26

Originally Posted by ItHappens715 [View Original Post]

Anything good in Watertown? What's out there and what's good? Any solid advice?

I posted two or three weeks ago a review. It's good. When you look at their ads on Skip the games Waukesha they say right in their posting what to expect and it's accurate. Doofus approved.

**DIrie999** · 03-13-24 21:49

Originally Posted by MadisonVanMan1 [View Original Post]

Tuesday had some morning time open, better chance of fresh sheets, and fresh other. Near Owen, so stopped in. Smiley girl, half my age, later said she was 38 after I surprised her with my age, a few weeks shy of 70. Anyway, got the moves going as soon as she got back from banking the $60, never got to the massage part. Takes a while, even with Vitamin V, plus, the massages are never what we go to these places for. Upper armaments chin high, lower battlements, gorilla taped in place, said she had stomach pains, guessing time of month, so, lots of rubbing and nipple play, then tried something that worked two weeks ago on Sherman Ave. Dry humping, like 55 years ago, with no resistance what so ever, like a turtle, on her back and went to work on her, armor in place. From the red in her face, the breathing and the wiggles, it work just fine for her. Tried a couple of positions, no resistance, and had those little shoes digging in to keep me from stopping. Tipped $60, got a little pout, gave in and another $20. On the way out, the other girl came in. Drop dead gorgeous, Tight blouse that showed off the girls just fine. Like a few weeks ago on Grand Canyon, I got the B team, and met Wendy on the way out, have to go back for both.

Has anybody tried the new place on Whitney Way, nest to the book store? Did we know there were two parlors in Portage? Any recent reports from Beaver Dam. With this weather, thinking of a short road trip. Happy hunting, Keep the yard arm furled until the battle flag is hoisted! (Have no idea what that means, but, it sounds kind of kool.)

Whitney hasn't even been advertising on STG lately as they had in the past. Keep forgetting to swing by to see what's up.