Thai and Non-Kgirl Asian Providers: The Good, The Bad, and the Horrible

**WamSam** · 03-14-24 23:50

Not sure if this is the correct place to drop this but "the call box" is associated to this thread. Please move if need be.

Also, admins, the following is not to be meant as argumentative but regarding decorum.

Fellow eastside heathens, please pay attention to the directions in the texts. I know we all know where exactly where to go, but for the love of anything monger holy. Please follow the process.

"Text me when you are parked". Followed by "wait in your car" which they just assume you will do. Then, when you get the "code is abc / xyz / BBBJ / whatev's", go to the call box.

Camping the call box means you and I must come face to face when I am the reason your appointment is running ten minutes late "honey, so sorry baby".

It helps avoid the weird dance where you are tempted to piggyback that open door due to your sesh starting late. Don't worry, she'll give you the full time. And a bonus is you don't need to see what just plowed her.

With much love and admiration, your fellow heathen.

**HouseFriedRice** · 03-13-24 21:19

Originally Posted by BuckNaked123 [View Original Post]

Yes, I had the exact same thoughts when I saw her years ago. Her body was clean but her breath smelled like a walrus! I could smell what she had eaten for lunch and it was a strong fishy smell. I never went back.

I'd prob take fishy food breath over the perio breath that I smelled. The good news is that with some good dental cleaning it'd prob be cleared up, but I'm not going to be the one to tell her that.

**TomBrandon** · 03-13-24 15:23

Sad to say, but that girl has lost the spark. Last time I saw her, she started a shower for me, then just left me in there. After I was in there for long enough that it was (awkwardly) clear she wasn't coming back, I went out to find her on her bed watching TV on her phone.

The session was lame. It's been not awesome the last few times.

Gone are the super fun and flirty days of yore. I think the shit-bags broke her.

Originally Posted by BuckNaked123 [View Original Post]

Yes, I had the exact same thoughts when I saw her years ago. Her body was clean but her breath smelled like a walrus! I could smell what she had eaten for lunch and it was a strong fishy smell. I never went back.

**BuckNaked123** · 03-13-24 15:07

Originally Posted by HouseFriedRice [View Original Post]

Saw Mikki for the first time recently. For the price it was worth it, but she's got some bad breath which was pretty distracting at first. Had to mouth-breathe for a lot of it, but at least she was fairly enthusiastic.

Yes, I had the exact same thoughts when I saw her years ago. Her body was clean but her breath smelled like a walrus! I could smell what she had eaten for lunch and it was a strong fishy smell. I never went back.

**AussieFury** · 03-12-24 23:26

Originally Posted by BBPornoGeek [View Original Post]

Haha. Thanks AF! Quoted me a low low cost of 150/ HHR. Figures.

They will definitely take your $150 and you will not be there after 30 minutes LOL.

**BBPornoGeek** · 03-12-24 19:14

Originally Posted by AussieFury [View Original Post]

Yes. That 1171 number is in my phone as CFG.

Proceed with caution and prepare for fuckeria maximus.

Haha. Thanks AF! Quoted me a low low cost of 150/ HHR. Figures.

**AussieFury** · 03-12-24 11:36

Originally Posted by BBPornoGeek [View Original Post]

Any idea if this is one of those Chinese fuckery group spots? https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...attle-14456428.

Yes. That 1171 number is in my phone as CFG.

Proceed with caution and prepare for fuckeria maximus.

**AussieFury** · 03-12-24 11:29

Originally Posted by RustyWebfFoot [View Original Post]

Rekindled my friendship with June today after a 4 year gap (COVID and her move away). I think she looks terrific and we talked almost the entire time, except when we couldn't. .

She hasn't lost her touch.

Recommended if FBSM+ is your thing.

Saw her last year and she had a bit of a belly. That still the case?

**BBPornoGeek** · 03-11-24 23:34

Any idea if this is one of those Chinese fuckery group spots? https://backpagegals.com/escorts/fem...attle-14456428.

**HouseFriedRice** · 03-10-24 02:02

Saw Mikki for the first time recently. For the price it was worth it, but she's got some bad breath which was pretty distracting at first. Had to mouth-breathe for a lot of it, but at least she was fairly enthusiastic.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 03-09-24 20:18

Rekindled my friendship with June today after a 4 year gap (COVID and her move away). I think she looks terrific and we talked almost the entire time, except when we couldn't. .

She hasn't lost her touch.

Recommended if FBSM+ is your thing.

**Mustang13** · 03-07-24 16:43

Originally Posted by Ficus [View Original Post]

When I saw her late last year, I recall her mentioning she was going to be traveling again, but I don't remember the time frame. She let her premium lapse, so it's no doubt filled with "X has added you to their TDL!" messages.

Just saw she posted. Messaged her and she said she just got back from being out of town for a few weeks.

**DrtyHarry** · 03-04-24 11:11

Originally Posted by ScotchYoke [View Original Post]

Msellielovely https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?...-msellielovely.

She doesn't have any reviews at that other place. I'm wondering if anyone here has seen her.

Originally Posted by Skeete5555 [View Original Post]

If someone is willing to risk paying an inflated rate to find out, be my guest haha. Her look isn't really my type too.

Originally Posted by Ficus [View Original Post]

Nothing on TER or Tryst. No profile details. Couldn't be bothered to rotate photos 90 degrees clockwise, rate for 90 minutes is greater than 1. 5 * 60 minute rate, age = "21". References future 🙄 OF site 🙄.

Originally Posted by Hman206 [View Original Post]

Hit her up and she said she's all safety. At 500 hr I passed. Shame too because she's super hot. Also odd that she doesn't have any reviews yet considering she's been posting multiple times a day for quite some time. Even with her rates and menu limitations I would've figured one of the suckers over there would've taken the plunge by now.

Tagging her here. Hard pass for me at 500 with CBJ. Thanks again guys for the intel. Looking at her pics, she seemed like a seasoned lady that would be "open" in bed. You guys saved me some time and money. Appreciate it.

**Hman206** · 03-03-24 00:50

Originally Posted by Ficus [View Original Post]

Nothing on TER or Tryst. No profile details. Couldn't be bothered to rotate photos 90 degrees clockwise, rate for 90 minutes is greater than 1. 5 * 60 minute rate, age = "21". References future 🙄 OF site 🙄.

Hit her up and she said she's all safety. At 500 hr I passed. Shame too because she's super hot. Also odd that she doesn't have any reviews yet considering she's been posting multiple times a day for quite some time. Even with her rates and menu limitations I would've figured one of the suckers over there would've taken the plunge by now.

**RustyWebfFoot** · 03-02-24 23:45

Originally Posted by MauiGlory [View Original Post]

Rucy: https://www.tnaboard.com/member.php?593745-Rucy1967.

I was nearby so went and saw Rucy today. It was decent but I will not repeat.

So, technically I did repeat. Immediately upon entering I realized that I had seen her before about a year ago. I don't know why I didn't remember this. Her TNA photos are somewhat accurate, though clearly touched up and probably 10 years old. I estimate she's in her late 40's possibly in 50's. Her body is very fit and nicely shaped. Her face has a thick layer of makeup which I believe is an attempt to cover up her wrinkles. Her tits are very fake, similar to Lisa456's tits in that they are very firm with flat and unresponsive nipples that are very dissatisfying to the touch and suck, and attribute constitutes a partial reason why I will not repeat.

I went for the massage. Her technique is to press down her body weight on her hands, then use elbows up & down my back. It's nothing close to Lisa456's massage, but somehow it does feel good and is relaxing.

A big thing is she uses a lot of oil. Specifically Neutrogena body oil, and if any of you have had it, it does have a distinct odor. And when I say she uses a lot, I mean A LOT. I'm clearly exaggerating here, but it feels like she's using 1/2 the bottle during our session.

Unfortunately for me I don't use anything Neutrogena at home and if I did I would never use the body oil, which honestly I hate the way it feels and smells, and so I cannot go directly home smelling like this. I have to drive all the way across town 20 minutes to my office building and take a shower to get off all the smell. And since it has gotten into my hair I'm during the full monty. Shampoo, conditioner, body wash, scrubbing from head to toe. Everything. And this is a big pain in the ass, driving across town, getting into the locker room, showering, drying, etc. It is annoying and it takes up a bunch of time I don't have. And this is the big reason why I won't repeat.

I avoid ladies who I know use scented products. It's just not worth it.