Massage Parlor Reports

**McFappin69** · 03-08-24 20:49

About 3 weeks ago after reading some reviews I decided to try Kiki. I called ahead to make sure she was there and arrived about 10:15 pm, opted for the hour and was brought to the room and told she would be there in a few minutes. When Kiki finally walked into the room I was so excited, she was just my type, she is young, pretty face and a sexy tight body. She is about 5"2' long brown hair perfect B's, shaved and her ass isn't small but not big either, just right for her body. We head to the TS and the b2 b was great but what I loved the most was her tuma, she slid her tongue deep as she could while I was on all fours and then started a BBBJ from the back along with some ball and taint sucking.

Back in the room she started with a massage but I couldn't keep my hands off her after about 3 minutes we did the flip and she whispered to me "kiss my poosy" I happily agreed. 69 started and her kitty is so small and tight and she has the perfect little ahole but unfortunately I couldn't reach it with my tongue in that position but did daty and fiv. She was giving me the best BBBJ in 69 and just going for it like she wanted me to pop and I just couldn't hold back and unloaded in her mouth while she just kept going at it and until she made sure to get every last drop. She then gave me a massage for another 5 minutes and said she will be back in 15 minutes and to get some rest and we will do another pop when she returns, and I was ok with it because I need a breather after that pop.

She comes back about 15 minutes later and goes straight to BBBJ, ball sucking and gave it her best but jr was running on empty after that last pop, she tried for about 10 minutes straight but I ended up throwing in the towel and jokingly said we can just do 3 pops next time LOL left with about 10 minutes short but while walking out she let me know that she will be gone after February so make sure to come see her again before she leaves.

I didn't get a chance to try her cfs this time but I needed to before she left.

I will post about my second encounter shortly.

**Hd Rider** · 03-08-24 19:48

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Always, Always, Always, Always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS!!! do the Table Shower! The actual purpose of the Table Shower is not to make you comfortable, not even to "clean" your back/chest/legs. Rather, the critical purpose served is to ensure your provider is TOTALLY comfortable that your "equipment" is as clean as she wants it to be before putting it places on/in her body. At places that offer TUMA (like MANY in Orlando... fewer elsewhere), you'll likely find that your sphincter gets a thorough cleaning for that same reason. Finally, at places that conduct a modicum of "screening" for LE (as most of the top Orlando places seem NOT to bother with, for unknown reasons), the Table Shower is one way your attendant can become more comfortable that you're a legitimate customer, and NOT a potential source of trouble. I don't care HOW clean guys alreay are (or think they are), or how recently they *JUST* got out of the shower, none of that is going to serve the purposes described above.

Dr's orders unless one is not available I always indulge, love the assisted stand up shower in some places had one that clipped my nails after the shower.

**Dr Willy** · 03-08-24 19:31

Originally Posted by Dr BJ [View Original Post]

(...) TS was alright, idk if it's worth the time IMO (...)

Always, Always, Always, Always, ALWAYS, ALWAYS!!! do the Table Shower! The actual purpose of the Table Shower is not to make you comfortable, not even to "clean" your back/chest/legs. Rather, the critical purpose served is to ensure your provider is TOTALLY comfortable that your "equipment" is as clean as she wants it to be before putting it places on/in her body. At places that offer TUMA (like MANY in Orlando... fewer elsewhere), you'll likely find that your sphincter gets a thorough cleaning for that same reason. Finally, at places that conduct a modicum of "screening" for LE (as most of the top Orlando places seem NOT to bother with, for unknown reasons), the Table Shower is one way your attendant can become more comfortable that you're a legitimate customer, and NOT a potential source of trouble. I don't care HOW clean guys already are (or think they are), or how recently they *JUST* got out of the shower, none of that is going to serve the purposes described above.

Always, Always, Always, Always, ALWAYS, do the Table Shower!

**Dr BJ** · 03-08-24 15:00

Made my way to Spring for the first time and was pleasantly surprised to find the parking garage for the plaza. Called the number on the back door and was let in. Mina with the cat ears met me (I think it was mina per other members reports). I asked to see the roster and I saw grace and Cici before settling on Lucky. I remembered seeing her briefly at Gardenia after a visit with Blue and wanted to give her a try after several good reports.

Waited 10-15 minutes and Lucky met me in the room. Paid dues and she started with a lot of kissing and a little BBBJ before TS. First time in the shower and I laid supine while she washed me down and body rubbed me plenty with a great view. A little more BBBJ and then we were back to the room. TS was alright, idk if it's worth the time IMO. Started with more BBBJ and then 69 before she threw the cover on and RCG started. Nice side view in the large mirror in the larger room. She rode it pretty well and lots of effort noted. Switched to doggy and bent her over the table before transitioning to prone, my favorite position. She was dirty talking the whole time and loving it (act or not, was hot).

Finished in the bag, she cleaned me up, and complimented me on my muscles calling me Superman LOL. She said she finished twice and had a big grin on her face. A massage was had after some mouthwash. I told her to go a little harder and she met with a good back massage which was decently relaxing.

Overall good visit, although I think she just saw another monger right before and was tired because my time was cut short about 15 minutes. Was hoping to come at a slower time to ensure unrushed service. Grace and Cici both caught my eye and I heard great things about mina. Not sure who to see next but Grace speaks great English if that matters to you guys.

**Hd Rider** · 03-08-24 09:30

Wish I had thought of it, you are a visionary too all.

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

Complete Idiot's Guide To A Few Popular Locations

I'm hoping this works for you guys. I think the links below are generic enough that they should work for anyone. It should go without saying (which is why I'm SAYING it here), that you may want to use the ZOOM OUT function in Google Maps to identify reference points, or even use the DIRECTIONS button to lead you from wherever your starting point may be.

**BackShooter** · 03-08-24 08:36

Originally Posted by Nightowl21 [View Original Post]

Thank you for saving me the time. I'm always on the lookout for a good massage for a bad back then some L1 and read the previous report that gushed about this blonde Korean. I don't know what some people are seeing in some of these posts but it is a little aggravating when you go to check it out based on a review and it is Nothing like what is described. Do beer goggles work in AMPs too? And kudos for sticking to your guns and not giving in to the stupidity. Maybe they'll learn eventually.

Good for you sticking to your guns. Especially when they try to jack you for an exuberance amount of money. She obviously has GPS, syndrome and thinks she's worth more than what someone is willing to pay. These girls are becoming way to western society. Making unrealistic demands for their, little bit of time and skill.

We all need to tighten our belts. When it comes to how much we spend on this type of entertainment.

**PerfectAss** · 03-08-24 01:04

Rolled in to Let's Relax at 10:30 pm, the girl asked me how long and I was puzzled because I didn't expect an option because it was so late. I asked if Lucky was available and she was! And I got everything I wanted, I don't see how she could be more enthusiastic if I was her first customer of the day, and if you want to do the porn star position where you are standing fucking her, I know she would be great! She will be leaving at the end of the month total cost 7106 Thai Baht.

**DredCity** · 03-07-24 21:16

I'm usually more of a SW type of hunter but it's been a ghost town lately idk if most are on vacation or what.

I don't mind doing the research for finding the best spots but just looking for a quick dos and don'ts.

**Flyforfun** · 03-07-24 20:55

I asked the MMS at Gardenia when Ruby will be back. She said she is taking two years off. I have no way to confirm that. It's possible the MMS is tired of answering questions about Ruby for free. If she takes that much time off, there's going to be a lot of wailing and knashing of teeth in Orlando. Ruby is my and many other's ATF.

**Retro21** · 03-07-24 19:54

Saw Kelly yesterday morning and man, you guys were right. She is definitely very pretty. Really nice boobs (Big B's to Small C's) for her body and her English is very good which makes her very personable. We joked around a lot during our session. I was curious about a 4 hand and saw JunJun? She was very pretty as well but came to the economically sound decision to just stick with Kelly.

TS was nice and not cold like other parlors. The room and whole location was very nice and clean. Probably the best aesthetics of any parlor I've been to; really high quality.

Session was great of course. Great passionate BBJ and 69. I'm not a fan of condoms personally (If you guys know good BBFS spots please DM me) but when I was in her she was tight and wet. Really good kissing as well but oh man her back dimples really were breathtaking. Finished with CIM maybe swallow? These girls are magicians with the towels LOL.
After we were finished, she gave me a good massage and really great head massage. I want to come back just for that lol.

80 for the house and 160 tip for the great massage!

Face: 9/10, Body: 8/10, BBJ: 9/10.

**Nrb Man** · 03-07-24 19:37

Originally Posted by DrWilly [View Original Post]

The full name of A2 is, as far as we all know, A2.

Try the SEARCH box again, but this time search on the phrase "Complete Idiot" and be sure to include the quote marks to ensure you're searching on the complete phrase and not just the individual words. From the RESULTS list, look for a GUIDE To A Few Popular Locations... probably at the bottom of the results.

I did NOT think I was an Idiot, but now I know what I need & where to get it, so I am a happy Idiot.

Thanks,

Nrb Man.

**Big In Japan** · 03-07-24 18:11

I had heard that Babyface Kelly was back in town, so naturally I set up a visit.

I showed up and she let me in with a warm hug and a flurry of kisses. She took me to the back where Monica / Blue and Yoyo were waiting. It's always nice to see Monica. I also found out that Yoyo is actually Mocha from Milk. I got caught up with Monica and we all chatted for a bit, then Kelly took me to the room.

She didn't waste any time, immediately undressing me and going for a BBBJ as soon as we entered the room. I probed the back of her throat and her DT skills were sublime. Coming up for air, she then asked if I wanted 2 girls today. I hesitated for a moment because I really like my sessions with Kelly to be one-to-one. Then she mentioned that I'd never done a 4-hand with her and that I should try it with her and the new girl. That piqued my interest so I agreed.

Kelly took me back to the shower and it was very relaxing. I felt truly pampered as she scrubbed and rubbed me down. The nuru and TUMA were great as always, as was the BBBJ. She rinsed and dried us off then we went back to the room.

She dropped me off and then went to get Yoyo. The two of them came back and I could tell that this was going to be a lot of fun. They have great energy working together. They both had a nice feel of what to do and when to do it. Each one directing the other if needed to ensure not a moment wasted.

We started out in a 3-way makeout session. Then they both worked their way down for a combined BBBJ makeout session as I watched. I grabbed one of Kelly's tits and offered it to Yoyo who instantly devoured it. Kelly then did the same to Yoyo as I reversed the offering. I then grabbed Yoyo by the head for some DT BBBJ action and Kelly worked her way round back for some TUMA.

Kelly then said she wanted to sit on my face, so I got on the table and she mounted me. She hadn't gotten around to putting any lube down there yet, so the juices were hers. Yoyo then went down on me for a very nice, very sloppy BBBJ. A few minutes later they wanted to swap places. So we did so and kept at it like this for a few minutes as well. Kelly got me pretty close to the edge actually when she came up for air and said that she wanted to fuck.

She slipped on the party hat and started on me in cowgirl. While she was slamming me, Yoyo came up and we started making out. Kelly then spun around for reverse cowgirl and was really going for it. After a little bit, Kelly then looked back and said, "you try new pussy" meaning Yoyo. So they swapped covers, Yoyo got on me in cowgirl, and she really pounded the hell out of me too. I was making out with Kelly, with one hand also going FIV, while Yoyo was really letting me have it. During a brief lull in the action, Kelly asked if I wanted to fuck her again. Of course! So she grabbed a new cover, rolled it on after a quick BBBJ refresher, and I started on her in mish. I went a little slower as Yoyo was doing some TUMA at the same time.

The hard pounding that the girls gave me was making it difficult to get to the finish line, so I asked for a BBBJ finish. I said I wanted to cum in new mouth, so Yoyo got down there and I made out some more with Kelly, again with the one hand going FIV. It took a little longer than expected, but eventually I popped off a huge nut in Yoyo's mouth, holding on to Kelly for dear life.

After the cleanup, Yoyo went to attend to another customer (I guess, the bell rang a few times during our session) and Kelly gave me a refreshing lotion massage. We had a nice chat and she wanted to know if I wanted a bite to eat before I left. I hadn't had lunch yet so I was like sure. She took me to the back where Monica was waiting. She fixed me a little plate and then left (I guess to attend another customer as well), while Monica and I had a nice chat. The bell rang yet again, Monica left to go put the dude in a room. When she came back, I gave her the 340 for the hour, and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug, squeezed her tits and ass once again, she gave me a bottle of water and a pat on my rear, and I was out.

**FootyFanatic14** · 03-07-24 17:30

Originally Posted by Zhongguo123 [View Original Post]

Her name was Helen in Gardenia, but she changed it when she went to Missly. Now it's Lucy, do you understand?

Originally Posted by Bing789 [View Original Post]

I'm sure you've found the wrong person. You can look at the reviews of Gardenia Spa in February. I went there after seeing her good reviews. All her services were well received. She went to Missly and changed her name to (Lucy).

Both of you guys don't seem to get it. You wrote reviews that told people that Helen was great and people went based on your misinformation and if they're accounts are accurate, they got terrible service. Zhongguo never reviewed Helen at Gardenia and neither of you said anything about her changing her name to Lucy. Or the fact that the other girl was going by Helen. These guys didn't find the wrong girl, they were told to see the wrong girl. Your rushing to put a review up for these girls ended up being less helpful.

**Dr Willy** · 03-07-24 16:31

Originally Posted by NrbMan [View Original Post]

What is the full name of A2 & where is it located please? I RTF but we know short word searches do NOT work.

Thanks,

Nrb Man.

The full name of A2 is, as far as we all know, A2.

Try the SEARCH box again, but this time search on the phrase "Complete Idiot" and be sure to include the quote marks to ensure you're searching on the complete phrase and not just the individual words. From the RESULTS list, look for a GUIDE To A Few Popular Locations... probably at the bottom of the results.