Strip Club Reports

**UtahLedgend2** · 05-30-24 06:40

A friend and his lady forced me to go to Rachel's and the place has really made a turn down a steep road. The Latinas and plastic everything are not attractive for my liking. The walk up like they are sexomatic and look like bad Stripper-Stein experiments gone extremely bad. Only money I spent was getting 200 ones and the fee was ridiculous. I left after about 30 minutes and used ones for scratch offs. The lottery clerk looked and me laughed and I said yep I went to Rachels and did keep all my ones. She was crying laughter.

Originally Posted by GregIsLong [View Original Post]

I was passing by here for work and decided to check out Rachels. Woman are okay in the looks department but these latinas are too extra! One of them came up to me and grinding up on me without my consent and I had to pay her $20 (cheap but I hated it). I saw two dancers that look way too young to be in this establishment, guess who they keep dancing with? The older men that look like they got out of a divorce and they still kept the kids and the house.

Dude that place is weird.

**GregIsLong** · 05-29-24 12:40

I was passing by here for work and decided to check out Rachels. Woman are okay in the looks department but these latinas are too extra! One of them came up to me and grinding up on me without my consent and I had to pay her $20 (cheap but I hated it). I saw two dancers that look way too young to be in this establishment, guess who they keep dancing with? The older men that look like they got out of a divorce and they still kept the kids and the house.

Dude that place is weird.

**Punkox** · 05-24-24 19:18

Originally Posted by DannyV6948 [View Original Post]

Tried posting on this page, and not sure if it went through. So just to cut it short. Thinking about checking this place out, and wanted some honest reviews before I do so. I hear both good, and bad things, but honestly just wanting to see if it's worth a visit.

Super small rachet club. You might find some TO there but not likely. Orlando clubs are tourist traps. They take your money and you get nothing in return. Seems to be the norm for all providers here in Orlando.

**DannyV6948** · 05-24-24 17:51

Tried posting on this page, and not sure if it went through. So just to cut it short. Thinking about checking this place out, and wanted some honest reviews before I do so. I hear both good, and bad things, but honestly just wanting to see if it's worth a visit.

**MangoPe** · 05-03-24 22:01

I finally made a trip over to Lidos last weekend, dropped 500 or so on dances. Lots of cuties of every variety, not too pushy, drinks are priced right, lap dances include roaming everywhere, no extras offered. No security at the door which made me uncomfortable, unsure if I'll ever go back.

**Kingforanight** · 04-26-24 16:10

Originally Posted by Kingforanight [View Original Post]

I know, I know. It's not Tampa but it's sometimes fun just to hang out there as long as you know what you're getting. A dancer in Cocoa told me today was the re-opening after the remodel. Has anyone else heard that? I'll probably head over and check it out if it is.

K.

For what its worth, I can confirm that they re-opened today. NO extras to be had in the club but I've met outside the club with several girls after getting to know them.

**Captainv** · 04-26-24 11:58

Quite possibly! I must not have been thinking straight, but can you blame me?

Originally Posted by LazyBones [View Original Post]

Started going there 20 years ago - 10 for the room and 3 dances for 50 - but there was always a tip required for extras. So not sure what you are talking about by saying "included" - maybe I just didn't meet that dancer.

**LazyBones** · 04-26-24 11:33

Originally Posted by Captainv [View Original Post]

Back in the day, it was 50 or 60 for 3 songs and BBJ included, inflation sux! A fun place nevertheless.

Started going there 20 years ago - 10 for the room and 3 dances for 50 - but there was always a tip required for extras. So not sure what you are talking about by saying "included" - maybe I just didn't meet that dancer.

**Kingforanight** · 04-26-24 10:58

I know, I know. It's not Tampa but it's sometimes fun just to hang out there as long as you know what you're getting. A dancer in Cocoa told me today was the re-opening after the remodel. Has anyone else heard that? I'll probably head over and check it out if it is.

K.

**Bjceb** · 02-10-24 17:22

If you know anything about the business cycle every goes full circle. With inflation the consumer at some point needs to push back. Micky d's just came clean about that happening because of raising prices.

Hell I just had an AMP girl tell me that it wasn't worth her time for a basic level 1 for. 4. I got so annoyed with her I walked. I can live with my decision but I would tell her if there is a limited amount of customers (not a busy place generally) and you get nothing then it was a waste of your time. And worse yet I have given you a bad review and will never repeat with you. So basically you are a triple loser in the deal!

Originally Posted by Captainv [View Original Post]

Back in the day, it was 50 or 60 for 3 songs and BBJ included, inflation sux! A fun place nevertheless.

**Captainv** · 02-10-24 14:12

Back in the day, it was 50 or 60 for 3 songs and BBJ included, inflation sux! A fun place nevertheless.

Originally Posted by Lotion2003 [View Original Post]

Guys, the Orlando clubs as mentioned repeatedly are not worth it unless you want to meet a cool chick for take out which I have done, but it can be some work and money, and you can also do an arrangement as well.

I was heading to Tampa from Orlando and did my research and the guys there kept speaking about the Ybor Strip. Felt very safe, free parking, $10 cover, one drink minimum as they don't sell alcohol.

The girls were hot and offered back room right away and often. Was 150-200 for BJ and 200-300 for all. Mostly Latinas but it's right up my alley and just passing along.

**Lotion2003** · 02-09-24 23:45

Guys, the Orlando clubs as mentioned repeatedly are not worth it unless you want to meet a cool chick for take out which I have done, but it can be some work and money, and you can also do an arrangement as well.

I was heading to Tampa from Orlando and did my research and the guys there kept speaking about the Ybor Strip. Felt very safe, free parking, $10 cover, one drink minimum as they don't sell alcohol.

The girls were hot and offered back room right away and often. Was 150-200 for BJ and 200-300 for all. Mostly Latinas but it's right up my alley and just passing along.

**Putzy** · 02-04-24 21:55

Originally Posted by LuvGourmet [View Original Post]

I would recommend driving over to Cocoa Beach and visiting Cheaters or Lidos if you want to catch some real topless dancing. Orlando clubs require pasties.

From Kissimee I would drive to Tampa before driving to Cocoa Beach. About the same drive time but strip clubs in Tampa are much better.

**Bos Bob** · 02-04-24 18:16

Originally Posted by LuvGourmet [View Original Post]

I would recommend driving over to Cocoa Beach and visiting Cheaters or Lidos if you want to catch some real topless dancing. Orlando clubs require pasties.

Thanks for the info, will try that.

**LuvGourmet** · 02-04-24 13:25

Originally Posted by BosBob [View Original Post]

Flew into Orlando for a few days, now in Kissimmee. Are there any decent clubs nearby that are not tourist traps? Just want to kill 2 hours tonight watching some dancing. Just looking not to be hounded by private dance request or back rubs offers every 2 minutes. Money no problem but goal is to relax for a while. Some one told me about Soft tails and Dixie's Gentlemen's Club in Deland but was looking for something a little closer. Thanks.

I would recommend driving over to Cocoa Beach and visiting Cheaters or Lidos if you want to catch some real topless dancing. Orlando clubs require pasties.