Figueroa Streetwalker Reports

**Ace McNasty** · 11-30-23 11:53

Any given night Fig is crawling with some fine-ass ebony walkers. They comprise the vast majority of the action out there. WSW and LSW are less common, and as I said ASW are as rare as an honest politician.

But if you like the taste of black licorice like I do, then Fig is a virtual candy store. Yummy.

**Ace McNasty** · 11-30-23 11:52

Just because a super hot Fig walker ain't got no room at the Parlour Motel don't mean you can't have some fun.

Just bring your work truck, pull up the back door, get in with your hoe, and bang the daylights out of her. However, you better have some flashlight in there or it be like fucking inside a cave LOL.

I bet NBC and Telemundo ain't none too happy that one of their workers be using the network van as a trickpad on Fig ha ha ha. That's one way to boost your ratings. That chick's body is unreal tho. I bet this fat dude had a lot of fun, at least before he got canned!

**EliMovieBuff** · 11-28-23 14:09

Originally Posted by Raider1206 [View Original Post]

She's not worth it. Lays like a dead fish during sex. Charges extra for any little thing even to take a tit out.

I'm just looking for her contact info.

**Vajajalova** · 11-28-23 13:56

Has anyone been cited by the police for having sex in your car by figueroa street? If you have what were the consequences.

**Ajfff** · 11-26-23 17:06

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

Watch out for this girl on Fig, just been outed on SM. Strolls the blade and shares a room with 2 other girls and they call each other "wifeys". One is a white girl or maybe a fair Latina and the other one is a light-skinned ebony. They are just as hot and skinny as she is. That's the good news. The bad news is that they are all roughly the same age.

When in doubt, use the services of the DMV. Isn't that why you guys pay a fortune to the CA Franchise Tax Board every April 15th? Or maybe you guys don't pay taxes LOL. Hey cutie, I know you said you are 19, but can I see some papers? I want to check how cute your CA license picture is!

If you are a heavy SW and Fig user, it really helps to be active on SM. All the shit and up to date shenanigans you will learn just by browsing these pages LOL.

So what's their game? Get something set, then rob them by threat of cops or somerthing?

**Ghost323** · 11-25-23 21:01

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

Watch out for this girl on Fig, just been outed on SM. Strolls the blade and shares a room with 2 other girls and they call each other "wifeys". One is a white girl or maybe a fair Latina and the other one is a light-skinned ebony. They are just as hot and skinny as she is. That's the good news. The bad news is that they are all roughly the same age.

When in doubt, use the services of the DMV. Isn't that why you guys pay a fortune to the CA Franchise Tax Board every April 15th? Or maybe you guys don't pay taxes LOL. Hey cutie, I know you said you are 19, but can I see some papers? I want to check how cute your CA license picture is!

If you are a heavy SW and Fig user, it really helps to be active on SM. All the shit and up to date shenanigans you will learn just by browsing these pages LOL.

I follow a few on IG. Mind sharing the ones you talking about?

**DJezDick** · 11-25-23 17:06

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

I watched that YT video and could not figure out why this videographer was moving so fast, and all the street hoes appear to be oblivious to him. Then towards the end, the fading sunset on Fig caught him in the back and it reflected his shadow.

Dude is on a bicycle and wearing a GoPro bike helmet LOL. The video itself is kinda blah, and the only thing interesting is the cute blonde with a ponytail wearing fishnet. Hot!

These Fig amateur Quentin Tarantinos on their bikes and flying drones crack me up!

Maybe you can use some of his clips?

When are we going to see YOUR Biopic?

**Ace McNasty** · 11-25-23 12:22

Watch out for this girl on Fig, just been outed on SM. Strolls the blade and shares a room with 2 other girls and they call each other "wifeys". One is a white girl or maybe a fair Latina and the other one is a light-skinned ebony. They are just as hot and skinny as she is. That's the good news. The bad news is that they are all roughly the same age.

When in doubt, use the services of the DMV. Isn't that why you guys pay a fortune to the CA Franchise Tax Board every April 15th? Or maybe you guys don't pay taxes LOL. Hey cutie, I know you said you are 19, but can I see some papers? I want to check how cute your CA license picture is!

If you are a heavy SW and Fig user, it really helps to be active on SM. All the shit and up to date shenanigans you will learn just by browsing these pages LOL.

**Ace McNasty** · 11-25-23 12:21

Originally Posted by Jnemodoe21 [View Original Post]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMjM8PlYh-I&t=260s

I watched that YT video and could not figure out why this videographer was moving so fast, and all the street hoes appear to be oblivious to him. Then towards the end, the fading sunset on Fig caught him in the back and it reflected his shadow.

Dude is on a bicycle and wearing a GoPro bike helmet LOL. The video itself is kinda blah, and the only thing interesting is the cute blonde with a ponytail wearing fishnet. Hot!

These Fig amateur Quentin Tarantinos on their bikes and flying drones crack me up!

**Hadez** · 11-23-23 20:15

Use to be able to find good SWs but it is extremely difficult now.

Most do exactly what is said below. All have a problem with touching their bodies.

The 304's look good and price is about as low as we can get but if you looking for anything other than a dead fish laying there and complaining at everything then go to another source.

I regret any money spent on the blade the last few years and think I should just save my money for TJ clubs where girls actually provide great service and get tested regularly. Latinas either enjoy the time or should get an award for acting.

Originally Posted by Raider1206 [View Original Post]

She's not worth it. Lays like a dead fish during sex. Charges extra for any little thing even to take a tit out.

**Nessant** · 11-23-23 15:19

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

Nah, trying to find walkers on Century Blvd leading to LAX will be a waste of time. You won't learn or know what it be like posting questions here that already been asked and answered hundreds if not thousands of times since Day 2 of the site. You need the read the forum, like 40 - 50 pages back at least. The use that info to walk the blade.

Picking up SW is pure luck or the draw. In this case, experience may help, but it is still better to be lucky than good. Once in a while, you will find a WSW unicorn, like this pale thin 19 yo girl below. When that happens, most of you will try to cheapskate your way out. Not me. I open up my wallet and really maximize the date. Take her to one of the fine establishments up and down Fig and just bang the daylights out of her LOL.

In my limited experience, sure you'll occasionally see a WSW walking the blade, more often than not you'll see BSW and LSW walking the walk, but the real unicorns are asw ime.

Not many asw walking the walk, I've seen much more WSW than asw on fig.

Getting a petite, 19 yo is a unicorn but asw seem to be more rare.

**Iggle20** · 11-23-23 13:04

Originally Posted by Jnemodoe21 [View Original Post]

Longshot but does anyone know this gal? Just my type and I doubt diving down every side street on Fig will help.

Saw her out all 3 nights I cruised Fig last week. Usually posted up around 78th.

**JayHawkFan** · 11-23-23 12:14

Originally Posted by AceMcNasty [View Original Post]

Nah, trying to find walkers on Century Blvd leading to LAX will be a waste of time. You won't learn or know what it be like posting questions here that already been asked and answered hundreds if not thousands of times since Day 2 of the site. You need the read the forum, like 40 - 50 pages back at least. The use that info to walk the blade.

Picking up SW is pure luck or the draw. In this case, experience may help, but it is still better to be lucky than good. Once in a while, you will find a WSW unicorn, like this pale thin 19 yo girl below. When that happens, most of you will try to cheapskate your way out. Not me. I open up my wallet and really maximize the date. Take her to one of the fine establishments up and down Fig and just bang the daylights out of her LOL.

How much did she set ya back?

**Ace McNasty** · 11-23-23 12:02

Originally Posted by Mmm5464 [View Original Post]

Hi fellow mongers, ill be visiting for a night soon and I'd really like to see some of the wildlife. I'd like to checkout the Fig, any safety tips or advice? Also is there any SW areas near LAX? Some place closer then the Fig?

Nah, trying to find walkers on Century Blvd leading to LAX will be a waste of time. You won't learn or know what it be like posting questions here that already been asked and answered hundreds if not thousands of times since Day 2 of the site. You need the read the forum, like 40 - 50 pages back at least. The use that info to walk the blade.

Picking up SW is pure luck or the draw. In this case, experience may help, but it is still better to be lucky than good. Once in a while, you will find a WSW unicorn, like this pale thin 19 yo girl below. When that happens, most of you will try to cheapskate your way out. Not me. I open up my wallet and really maximize the date. Take her to one of the fine establishments up and down Fig and just bang the daylights out of her LOL.