Massage Parlor Reports

[Hoota]

I had set up a threesome at Ronson for this afternoon but when I got there it was crazy busy, so I let Ivy know and dipped over to Mesa. Angela greeted me, and at first I thought she was Lucy. They have very similar shape and features. Anyway, she was in a little blue dress that mashed her titties together. They're just B's but they were poppin out of that dress, looked great. We got into the room and I went down for the massage. She does a good massage, nice pressure, I feel up her butt and lightly caress the outside of her panties while she's working.

Hey Bull and Mr Smither.

I see that you guys are predominantly Mesa reviewers and that's fine. Can you report back what happened to Minnie? She seems to have gone MIA.

Secondly, how tall is Angela? I see that she is not exactly thin and petite, but I like my ladies to be short. And her rough age?

Thanks.

[PJuice]

Hey PJuice!

Welcome bro! I've enjoyed reading all your great posts and experiences. I am almost jealous (LOL) of you and PTJohnny having all the fun with the lovely ladies. JK bro! I'm glad you guys are treating these amazing ladies right so they want to keep coming back to San Diego.

All thanks you and PTJ-others as well as soon as I get through some of the recommendations I can have more to contribute. I finally got some big ole natural breastasist under my belt. Some had shared Cathy (not all and beauty is always in the eyes of the beholder) was not that attractive face wise. I thought she was super cute and man, again them breastasist drove me crazy. The way she sits on the end of the table with your hips up on her to wrap her big ole breastasist around your dong is amazing. Then she sucks it as well. Man I didn't even get to the boom boom. I couldn't make and exploded in her mouth. I asked her if it was ok and told her when I was about to blow. This resulted in her gagging, spitting and coughing up a storm like she had COVID or something. I felt bad. As discussed in other threads YES this is the appropriate time to tip extra. Sorry, but gave her an additional benji, as did not want to be rude or make her feel like I am some douche bag. Please note it ain't going to drive up the prices, it's just a courtesy and hopefully adds to the apology. I am going to test drive her again before she goes so I can get the full experience.

Oh, still don't know what happen to DeadAzz that guy had some of the best stories here and got them all in a couple months or so. He was a busy man.

[Jarven4]

Crosspost from RM: I know many of you have been waiting, but for whatever reason it was difficult to get in to see Cherry. I've also been busy seeing other girls around town, some of which I've actually written something about, but I thought I would take the time to write a little something here about Cherry; who is now at my local joint. Where the term desert seems to describe pretty much everything about Santee / El Cajon area, including the quality of their AMPs.

Now Cherry, when I first looked at her, I wasn't overly impressed. She is physically attractive and has a decently pretty face, but you definitely can see it when you look at her face / eyes that she is experienced. I would say WAY more experienced for someone who says they are 26. She handles her shit like she's been doing this for a lifetime. What I'm saying is, even though she is pretty, she lacks that "new girl glow" that I've become accustomed too, but she definitely has a nice set of tits, and I guess that makes up for that a little. To be fair, I also think I caught her on an off day, because she wasn't in much makeup either.

Her English isn't very good, once again guys Get WeChat if you plan on doing this more than once. She greets me at the door, walks me to the room and we chat for a bit. I never talk about money or discuss services, money is always on the counter in plain site and she is already on my lap so she knows what's up.

Now the numbers and letters: Cherry is about 4'11", has slightly darker skin than you'd normally see on Chinese girls, almost like a Filipina, she has a small round face and unfortunately at the time she had some acne flaring up, she is small and has what I would call a more "natural" average body type so there are some things to grab onto which is fine in my book, little booty to grab, long length Bush, and last but not least, a great set of big natural boobs that are perky and soft to the touch with medium sized nips and areola's to match. Overall I would physically describe her as like that girl in the friend group who isn't at the top of the hierarchy, or the bottom, but somewhere comfortably in between or maybe higher because. Well titties. Solid 7/10 in my book, but I also don't rate it using a fucking "Anime girl" scale.

Now Cherry like I said before is a true god damn Professional and she will take care of you. I know that THIS Cherry does have a following and people really like her, at first I wondered why, but after getting a full session, I understand! At the start, she stripped me naked, doing the whole kissing my body, rubbing nips, tickling, yada yada not my thing. Eventually getting me onto the table and telling me to look down. I do so and don't look up. She puts a little oil and starts rubbing my body a bit. Yawn and then something amazing happens! She climbs on my back naked and rubs that pussy and titties all over. I guess that's like a nuru massage? First for me, but fuck that was hot. She flips my ass around, does the same thing, rubs my dick right on that pussy. 10/10 for whatever this shit is called. J4 special treat? Not going to share the rest, I'm taking this with me. Now cherry really likes DFK and isn't afraid to throw that tongue at you. Honestly not my thing when its so forced. Like I said she is a PRO, so if you like how the PRO girls do it, she will kiss whatever you want. She sucks dick like a champ. This has to be the single most dick sucking I've ever had in any session. She always was going for my dawg. It was great, BBBJ amazing, 8/10, but she mainly uses her mouth. These crazy girls man. She was willing to try all the positions and they were all fantastic; Mish, DOG, K9 variants, 69, All the CG's Kama sutra shit, 8/10, only thing is she didn't really prefer to be on top, maybe she was just tired, but I'm a sucker for ACG and that slapping soundtrack.

We fucked for quite awhile probably an hour or more, but MMS knows to leave me alone. Communicated with Cherry on when she wanted me to finish, she let me know, and eventually finished the session with me filling up her mouth with little J4's. Her mouth got so full that shit oozed out and dripped down her chin. Just another days work.

SO in conclusion, Cherry is a top tier provided, hands down a true professional and will fulfill your needs. If you live in the Santee / Cajon zone, this is your girl. Don't waste your time somewhere else because I already have. She isn't as attractive as a lot of the girls we are seeing at the more expensive AMPs in Kearny / Mira mesa, but she is Solid, and her service honestly put her over the top for me and into the GREAT category. I don't normally see many girls that I visit more than once. No matter how close they are to my house, but I will be making a visit or 69 to Cherry when I feel the need to cum.

Hope you enjoy, until the next one.

[Jarven4]

This is a good practice. For me it's $160 to start, $180 for a good overall session, $200 for a good overall session where they take a load in the mouth.

I 2nd this, only I also take into account the session time.

30 min session: 140- 180.

60 min +: 160 - 220.sometimes more tbh.

90 min +: 200 - 300.

Obviously you can pay whatever you want, but this is wha the really happens in most cases.

It's also worth noting looking at the hourly rate. I've found that the places with 40-60 p / h you can start on the lower end, whereas as the 70+p / h you going to have to fork over some money for bb anything or extras.

[AsianEmp]

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I don't know how many times we have to say it, Ocean and 108 are off limits. They are off limits because they wouldn't fucking stop making shill accounts and the lady who ran it wouldn't stop fucking around making the guys who go there write Penthouse Forum type reviews.

It's sad that a long time senior such as yourself has to go on perm moderation but literally one post above this is me saying don't fucking do this.

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[TacoBull]

If I am seeing a new lady I will lay out the normal tip in advance. If she proves to be good and I want to see her again I will add another $20 and tell her that I appreciated her skill and hope to see her again.

This is a good practice. For me it's $160 to start, $180 for a good overall session, $200 for a good overall session where they take a load in the mouth.

[Canuck6234]

Tips are relative. Did you like the "massage"? What were the extras, and how was it? Do you plan to see her again?

You can always hold your ground and see if she gives in, which in my experience they usually do if you say that is all you have. Or you can say no thanks, let her finish the hour and leave.

Any guy who says he's looking for UTR FS or his Unicorn and doesn't tip well may not be very lucky. They may say they play hard ball when it comes to tipping, but really they are generous which is why they get UTR FS action, and find Unicorns.

To get extras, you either tip fair and go a lot, or you go occasionally and tip well when you go. Either way, it's costing you money to get special privileges.

Personally I tip my UTR women well, and my Unicorns very well.

Maximus is speaking the truth here.

In my 30+ years in this game I too have come to learn the benefits to be derived by treating these ladies with respect and giving a good tip to those providers you want to develop into something special. While many of you here may consider this as simping, I think you also give your ATF a little extra. Sure you can haggle pricing and tips and still get a HE but how was it? A lackluster HJ from a pissed off therapist, rushed service to get you out the door, yeah I too have been there and learned. If I am seeing a new lady I will lay out the normal tip in advance. If she proves to be good and I want to see her again I will add another $20 and tell her that I appreciated her skill and hope to see her again.

I also on occasion give the MMS a little something. If the half hour house fee is $50 I will give mama $60 and tell her the extra $10 is for her (it has been my experience that it is hard to get that $10 back from them anyway). They are delighted about this. What does this get me, when I call for an appointment with my favorite lady they are always available. If I am taking a little longer than normal there is no annoying knock at the door or yelling in Chinese telling the therapist to hurry up.

Being a little generous goes a long way to help develop those UTR favorites and unicorns. If all you want is that lackluster HJ HE go ahead and haggle the tip. You will get off but do not expect that it will develop into something much better.

[MaximusKahn]

Considering the annual inflation rate, honestly I got to say the prices in hobbying hasn't changed much compared to 2010. I am not saying keeping the prices low is the bad idea, but we also have to acknowledge the inflation affects every field.

Tips are relative. Did you like the "massage"? What were the extras, and how was it? Do you plan to see her again?

You can always hold your ground and see if she gives in, which in my experience they usually do if you say that is all you have. Or you can say no thanks, let her finish the hour and leave.

Any guy who says he's looking for UTR FS or his Unicorn and doesn't tip well may not be very lucky. They may say they play hard ball when it comes to tipping, but really they are generous which is why they get UTR FS action, and find Unicorns.

To get extras, you either tip fair and go a lot, or you go occasionally and tip well when you go. Either way, it's costing you money to get special privileges.

Personally I tip my UTR women well, and my Unicorns very well.

[HappyPlaces]

Saw cherry on Friday last week I forgot to post.

They tried to bait and switch me again. So I am always cautious here.

I had an appointment, fiona or whatever said cherry was busy for 1 hour. I said I came specifically for her and if she's busy ill come back another day.

Then she switched up and said no ill get her or somethin. I left to the shopping plaza. Texting them asking why would they do that. I was mad but I didn't curse them out or anything. Just said I don't appreciate them doing it to me. I eventually went back after 5 minutes of texting because I drove out there and said fuck it why not.

I go back I played it cool, wasn't angry, just felt weirs after what happened.

Cherry walks in and her face is okay but body is nice. Those titties. O lawd I love dem tig ol bitties. Its such a great sight to see when looking in the mirror and you see that big side titty shape pressed against you.

She like 5'5, okay face, great body. Bewbies are the best feature by far outside of her treating me well.

Good BBBJ. She is overall quite pleasant. I would see her again. She treated me very kindly and lovingly even post finish.

As far as positions go, cg, dog, mish, cim.

Finished fast once missionary occured. Those tiddies and attitude towards me. Definitely would see her again. I need to try cici tho or julie.

Just be careful of bait and switch. Like I feel bad of saying no I want someone else but mfer I made an appointment with her specifically. Always do appointment and see if you can get info prior to see if you get the correct provider.

[RChangDatyKing]

Guys. What is with tipping these girls $60-$100 for an HJ! You are ruining it for the rest of us! Call me a cheapskate but its already now $60 for an HR and now you are tipping way more for a HJ which takes what 3-4 minutes? Come on, you drive these prices up, BJ and FS are going up as well. Chill.

I would love to know any young, attractive masseuses that you can recommend that still accept $40 tips after an hour FBSM. I only do hour or 90 minutes sessions so $40/ hhr and a 3 minutes HJ (as you say it takes) for $40 is not a bargain for me!

[RChangDatyKing]

I wouldn't say she's ugly or anything. She has a nice set of tits and compared to other girls in the market she's way better looking than others I've been to. And as long as you are kind with her she will follow along with whatever you want. But then again everyone's experience is different. At least for me yes other than the smoking smell. She keeps everything very clean and even cleans the important areas on her and you. Anyways just putting my two cents because I've been through way worse service and met way uglier girls.

Thanks for the feedback, Andrew! I love DFKing as much as I love to dine. I'm not a fan of cigarettes smell / smokers so she's definitely a no go!

[Splash 619]

One of my favorites, Cherry is back in SD. Schedule a late Saturday night visit with this cutie. The is spot is nice and secluded with particularly no vehicles in the lot.

Came into the lobby and out came Cherry in a short avocado-color dress looking very naughty. I always shower prior to coming to AMP, but Cherry and I would always kick things off with a shower session to get things warmed up. It was what I expected from Cherry. Lots of soaping, ass-rubbing on Junior, teasing, LFK, and some BBBJ. I was already hard as fuck but just seeing her on her knees sucking my cock just got me really excited for what's to come.

Headed back to the room and dried off. She takes off for some supplies. It's a shame her English isn't all that great. The translation app doesn't do it justice when I'm trying to get to know this beautiful person. She returned and off went the towel. Bamm! Nice ass D cups well exposed inviting me to suck on! They are freakin so soft! She comes up to me while I'm sitting on the bed and I wrap my arms around her ass, pulling those melons to my face and going to town with them.

We started with some serious DFK. She wasn't playing, she quickly licked her way down south to my hard cock and started sucking the shit out of me. With her arms wrapped tightly around my ass, bring on her knees, she stuffed her face all up my ballsack and ate my balls one at a time.

We got back onto the bed and she continued to give me a cat bath all over my body while gyrating her pussy against my dick. She did make it down to my cock again and gave me some more sloppy head. She fucked my dick with melons for a few minutes which felt heavenly. Occasionally I would pull her up for more DFK. This was pretty much the theme of our session, a whole lot of cock sucking and ballsack licking while I played around with her melon twins.

She eventually got the hat on and we started out in CG. What a sight, seeing those natural titties bouncing up and down. Then went to RCG and to my favorite. Ass-pounding K9. She moaned as I went deeper and harder. I always get to bust my nutt in this beauty's mouth. Got off the bed and took off the condom. I had her on her knees again sucking until I blew my load. What a euphoric feeling being able to release my nut in a chick's mouth. Cherry is always willing to please and accommodating. I feel pretty fortunate to always get a fulfilling experience when I spend time with Cherry.

[JulianK]

Considering the annual inflation rate, honestly I got to say the prices in hobbying hasn't changed much compared to 2010. I am not saying keeping the prices low is the bad idea, but we also have to acknowledge the inflation affects every field.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha! No.

Flat screen TVs used to be $3 k for a 50" and now they are less than a FS tip. The market inflation.

[RChangDatyKing]

Guys. What is with tipping these girls $60-$100 for an HJ! You are ruining it for the rest of us! Call me a cheapskate but its already now $60 for an HR and now you are tipping way more for a HJ which takes what 3-4 minutes? Come on, you drive these prices up, BJ and FS are going up as well. Chill.

I'm not tipping $100 to just any old, gilf, fat ugly masseuse! The hot MILF is letting me dine, suck on her boobies and I am roaming all over by the 2nd visit. By the 3rd visit I am getting FS for the $100 tip. 3 minutes HJ? LOL. I am busy for the entire hour. LOL.

[SDJaziKing]

Guys. What is with tipping these girls $60-$100 for an HJ! You are ruining it for the rest of us! Call me a cheapskate but its already now $60 for an HR and now you are tipping way more for a HJ which takes what 3-4 minutes? Come on, you drive these prices up, BJ and FS are going up as well. Chill.

Considering the annual inflation rate, honestly I got to say the prices in hobbying hasn't changed much compared to 2010. I am not saying keeping the prices low is the bad idea, but we also have to acknowledge the inflation affects every field.