Massage Parlor Reports

[BlahBl]

I don't like her huge fake tits. The End.

I was in contact with her on P411, and went to several places to look at pics. You guy all say she's hot as hell, well you got to be into fake tits or she's not hot as hell.

And now if there's even a remote chemistry issue then that's what made me write her off.

No big deal, I just wanted to offer another reason why some might not be into her.

Despite many of my reviews. I'll never quite understand (personally) why gals get implants. I just don't like implants, but I will still positively review people with implants if they're great people during the sessions. A nice personality goes a long way during any visits and it works both ways normally.

The best "natural" people I've heard about, dreamt about, or maybe saw. Are renee Valkyrie, Asian Megan, Jenny, Scarlett, and that's oddly pretty much it. I've visited other natural people that are now retired so won't mention them.

I'm intrigued by destiny and Jessica lee as I think they don't have implants, but I've never seen them. I literally see almost zero feedback on Jessica lee except she needs personal information maybe.

[Slimpicker]

I like Eden and find her company and services to be enjoyable, and others may have their opinions. In life there are women we find a connection with, those we choose to date, those we choose to marry, and those we choose to pass by. In all fairness to Eden and others we discuss let's try to realize we all, both sides included are looking for a temporary respite from our everyday lives. If the connection isn't there for whatever reason, leave it at that. Eden runs a business as most of us all do, if the service is not up to one's expectations, there are others to see. It is unfair to continue to bad mouth someone in a YMMV environment; and let others make that decision. Eden and other fine women in the area and passing through will always be my preferred choices, and yes there have been bad experiences, and those I will not see again.

I wasn't downing her for any other reason than she's not 'my' type body wise. I have no business judging her in any other way because I've never seen her.

[Lucky697]

I don't like her huge fake tits. The End.

I was in contact with her on P411, and went to several places to look at pics. You guy all say she's hot as hell, well you got to be into fake tits or she's not hot as hell.

And now if there's even a remote chemistry issue then that's what made me write her off.

No big deal, I just wanted to offer another reason why some might not be into her.

I like Eden and find her company and services to be enjoyable, and others may have their opinions. In life there are women we find a connection with, those we choose to date, those we choose to marry, and those we choose to pass by. In all fairness to Eden and others we discuss let's try to realize we all, both sides included are looking for a temporary respite from our everyday lives. If the connection isn't there for whatever reason, leave it at that. Eden runs a business as most of us all do, if the service is not up to one's expectations, there are others to see. It is unfair to continue to bad mouth someone in a YMMV environment; and let others make that decision. Eden and other fine women in the area and passing through will always be my preferred choices, and yes there have been bad experiences, and those I will not see again.

[Slimpicker]

I don't like her huge fake tits. The End.

I was in contact with her on P411, and went to several places to look at pics. You guy all say she's hot as hell, well you got to be into fake tits or she's not hot as hell.

And now if there's even a remote chemistry issue then that's what made me write her off.

No big deal, I just wanted to offer another reason why some might not be into her.

[RicharddAngle]

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

I saw her once several years ago as Angel with Lake's former outfit. Yes, she was hot, but the cold attitude was enough to not repeat. I've been tempted to see her as Eden based on all of the positive reviews, but glad others have shared their disappointing visits. I would rather see someone who has average looks and body, but is enthusiastic and makes me feel like they're glad to see me.

[SamBrun]

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

I never post here, but worth mentioning had a similar situation with her recently. Have had several prior enjoyable visits with her but my most recent was cold. She is hot, but this was a dealbreaker for me.

[PicWalsh]

Where is she located? Her license is California, but nothing else indicates where she is located. Everything also refers to "we" it is a group or just her? I would be leery in thinking she was in STL.

Contacted her and she wanted a 50% deposit. That's a deal breaker for me.

[BlahBl]

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

I've reviewed Eden favorably in past but everyone will have different experiences. People don't deserve to be berated but I still like her because she doesn't have schedule issues like most.

I was recently berated by a person on west coast for picking up her dropped drinking glass. Was funny to hear "leave it there. You're getting a fingerprint on it. And your hand germs now too. Don't EVER pick up my glass or touch it!
I'm laying there thinking, "wow, this lady is nuts. What if she stabs me laying face down." and in San Diego forum she's well reviewed. So I can relate to your experience entirely. Here I was trying to be nice and pick something up off floor and it began a tirade for 10 minutes. She later apologized via text saying she was having a bad day. I replied it wasn't a problem. She also asked that I not share the incident with her name in any review so I agreed, the fool I am. Her apology was hollow for that reason. Sometimes people just have bad days but there's no excuse to be lectured either by anyone. The lady in CA is still top reviewed and Im wondering what set her off over a plastic drinking cup. She’s top reviewed, everyone adores her, raves and raves but I just don’t get it.. so I relate to your experience but with a different person in CA .

Some others that are great in my opinion: lilia, Diana (possibly best LMT massage ever for me), Scarlett, Megan (tied with Diana for best massage, very therapeutic easily LMTIm a bit scared of her area but thats only me)), Jenny STC IF you can get scheduled (absolutely spectacular body). Angela from stc is polarizing but I thought she did an amazing massage and I had a great experience. Others will differ in their experiences which is why I didn't do a review. I still recommend a session with angela but with caveat of reading other reviews first.

[Maddog72]

Curious if anyone actually got in to see Kimmie on her one day stint with the Angels earlier in August? She'd be a nice addition to this list.

Saw her and I posted about it, nice girl sweet attitude BUT GPS $500 for FS wants nothing to do with regular massage and that's for a half hour, I should've bailed when I saw Ell walk in also they are friends and we all know that every friend ELL brings is GPS also, Kimmie has great perky tits and zero I mean zero ass, as flat as they come, nice landing strip though I was there and thought with wrong head NO ORAL either for the $500 should've left thinking back on it oh well live and learn.

[Wfhff14]

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

I was contemplating seeing Eden again as I had a good time a few months ago, but now after reading this I may be reconsidering. Granted, I did just do a QV with her, but the whole addage about the dentist office did ring a bell in memory. She *was* successful in making me pop with the CFS, which some have had difficulty with (Scarlett gave a good massage but she failed to make me pop, gave it two HE visits to try and nada, didn't feel like spending more on not a sure thing). I still haven't tried Destiny, or Parker.

[Lucky697]

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

YMMV with any of the providers. I have always enjoyed Eden, but chemistry is everything. I have not seen Reanne or Ember, but it sounds like I should plan a visit to them in the future.

[Lucky697]

Let's all line up at the door of Eden and Lilia! According to all the BS, they seem to be the only 2 that are legit!!

Can't recommend everyone, but Parker and Savanna are both worth seeing also. Always excellent!

[SkeeWurt]

Eden is consistent, hot, friendly, and very consistent!; one, if not the best in STL!

I know I'll get blasted for this, but I did not have a good experience with Eden, and another member concurred that she was lacking too. I don't doubt that.

You guys build a relationship with her, and she's cool. But I'm not willing to throw away 1 k, getting her to warm up. As another member put it, it felt like going into a dentist's office.

Although she is hot as hell to look at, her attitude was cold, mechanical and rushed. I tried to lighten things up with humor (tasteful) but she wasn't having it. Not even a smile. I actually booked another appointment with her because of all the hoopla and when I got up to her apt, I asked her one question about a service, (not even kinky or weird in the least) and she flipped out on me and berated me. I turned around and booked.

I noticed you left off Reanne and Ember from the Angels. I've heard great things about Reanne, and I saw Ember recently, and yes she's a little odd, but cute as hell and the BBBJ and tease was great.

[Wfhff14]

Got to be a scam or bait / switch right? I googled the photos and didn't get a match but this one can't be real.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ilf-37395.html

Doesn't look legit to me.

[LloydXmas]

Curious if anyone actually got in to see Kimmie on her one day stint with the Angels earlier in August? She'd be a nice addition to this list.

Vixens = good value.

Parker = Best in STL for consistent service and great attitude $300.

Dianne = great body $350.

Scarlett = great massage great service slightly older than I want to pay for $300.

Vee = Big as fuck nowadays $300 I can't do it.

Zianna = Good looking Alt / Lesbo look but not the best attitude kinda bithcy once told me I was late and went off and I told her to look at phone she told me wrong time I was early actually.

Angels = GPS.

Ell = Major GPS and crappy attitude $500.

Elsa = when she works best on planet for $350 sweet girl best body every.

Carly = $350 hot body but thinks alot of herself.

Erin = $400 good body good attitude service so so, on SA she wants $500 ??

Rachel = $400 nice girl NO curves at skinny as a rail doesn't work for me.

Cambria = Weird and GPS $500 + just for FS.

Kiyah = won't do oral decent looking but always I mean always late you could charge $50 if your late I cannot partake.

Olivia = $300 but has demons and really won't do long oral.

I know this isn't what everyone gets charged as but guys I ask you even with extra $$ in your pocket why in the HELL are we paying over $300 I'm guilty but. $500 for shitty attitudes like ElL and every friend she brings is the same way?

Hope the info helps.