Strip Club Reports

[Horny As Hell]

Since I was online, I figured I would take a few minutes and give a bit of info and some of you guys a nickels worth of advice. I recently spent quite a lot of time at several local clubs, but mostly at fantasies since they have the most reasonable pricing ($40 for 15 min house fee) and the most reasonable dancers too when it comes to extras (avg $150) And in my opinion, the Cadillac house fee is MASSIVELY over the top and I refuse to pay $250 for just 15 min. Just crazy, and what sucks about that is there is a SWEET young spinner blond there that I'd love to play with and she won't do takeout.

The Foxy had less dancers willing to do any extras and the ones that offered wouldn't come down from their exorbitant fees. Desires is both overpriced and requires more effort than fantasies does. Add in the fact that the fantasies bartenders are all nice to boot. The DJ / Doornen are cool too. I've never had them ask to scan my license either like other clubs do.

Here's the advice part, don't go in there without cleaning up (hygiene wise). I spent quite a bit of time with multiple ladies and they ALL brought up the fact that I was clean (and manscaped too) and when I laughed about them saying that, they all shared their horror stories of guys expecting extras that had "swamp crotch" or were so hairy that the girl wanted nothing to do with their junk. Use some common sense.

In fantasies especially, if it's slow some girls sit at the front bar and watch the security cams to see you as you pull in. It's why some are waiting for you at the front door so that they get first shot at you. They also judge your appearance And if they see you pull up in a nice ride, then you walk in and are well dressed. If you have on a NICE cologne instead of cheap body spray. If you have manicured hands and a nice watch and decent shoes. Or if you pay for your drinks with a $100 bill or a black card? Guess what?? You're going to get a higher quote than the "normal guy" (as long as he's clean) but if you can afford it go for it. More power to you, I'm personally not jealous of anyone that has more assets. Most likely they've earned it.

I took 5 different girls to VIP at fantasies (6 trips total since I took Sophia TWICE) and in all instances I had already ironed out what would or would not happen and at what rate so everything went smoothly.

Last comment, I find Sophia just adorable. A young pretty ALL NATURAL hottie with a sweet personality too. No implants and no tats that I could see and I saw ALL of her up close and personal. But her performance is going to 1000% be affected by whether she's hitting her cig vape OR her weed vape.

[MosesBlack]

Having been wasting my money in this stupid hobby for a while now. Every now and again I get 3 beers deep at a strippy and let some chic whos barely a 5 or 7 do her thing at a price that's absolutely outrageous. A stiff dick has no concience, live in the moment, or. Whatever ya I want you to suck my dick.

Looking back at how long I've been posting here, and the various dumps and brothels I've spent $300 in over a lunchtime or after work beer. There is no logic.

"I spent most of my money on pussy and beer. The rest I just wasted".

Fuck it bro, to each their own. Some of us are blessed (cursed?) with a high sex drive, others are in dead bedrooms, and almost all of us guys and escorts / strippers alike have some serious issues. These girls beat talking to a therapist who charges the same for an hour minus the pussy. I don't think I've ever left not feeling relaxed after feeling like my mental health has improved, which is priceless.

[Spectator]

I am clearly in the wrong field. Or lost my mind. Even if I won Powerball I don't know that I would do that. Vibe or not. I guess this is why things are so expensive in this field.

Having been wasting my money in this stupid hobby for a while now. Every now and again I get 3 beers deep at a strippy and let some chic whos barely a 5 or 7 do her thing at a price that's absolutely outrageous. A stiff dick has no concience, live in the moment, or. Whatever ya I want you to suck my dick.

Looking back at how long I've been posting here, and the various dumps and brothels I've spent $300 in over a lunchtime or after work beer. There is no logic.

"I spent most of my money on pussy and beer. The rest I just wasted".

[CoolKid96]

I started at Fantasies. Got there at 530. It was dead. One interesting gal with glasses, king black curly hair and a great ass. She was only interested in chatting with her friend and eating dinner.

I bailed and went to desires. I can echo the vibe. There was a lot of resting ***** face. One dancer in a hot pink dress wa s the worst. Too bad bc she is stunning. Tall leggy brunette. Looks like the younger Jenner sister.

Had a question about Sam. Milfy brunette with great natural body.

Gives off a jersey vibe.

She got snatched up off stage; so I left.

Curious how she is in VIP.

Sam is actually Brazilian, I think, although she is very light skinned and has freckles. She's very pretty, must be at least 35, and has been around Providence Strip Clubs forever. I haven't seen her in a while, but she has always had somewhat of a gut.

She's also always had a reputation for giving very tame dances and being a no extras girl.

[MosesBlack]

I started at Fantasies. Got there at 530. It was dead. One interesting gal with glasses, king black curly hair and a great ass. She was only interested in chatting with her friend and eating dinner.

I bailed and went to desires. I can echo the vibe. There was a lot of resting ***** face. One dancer in a hot pink dress wa s the worst. Too bad bc she is stunning. Tall leggy brunette. Looks like the younger Jenner sister.

Had a question about Sam. Milfy brunette with great natural body.

Gives off a jersey vibe.

She got snatched up off stage; so I left.

Curious how she is in VIP.

Who was the leggy brunnette? PMed you, but for the board Sam is cool and had a fun VIP with her.

[Scorpio1981]

There was a short, cute Mexican girl (according to her) with dimples, tons of tattoos and a fat ass who seemed cool, but I was already on my way out and failed to get her name. Wish I did. I'd like to take her for a spin.

I started at Fantasies. Got there at 530. It was dead. One interesting gal with glasses, king black curly hair and a great ass. She was only interested in chatting with her friend and eating dinner.

I bailed and went to desires. I can echo the vibe. There was a lot of resting ***** face. One dancer in a hot pink dress wa s the worst. Too bad bc she is stunning. Tall leggy brunette. Looks like the younger Jenner sister.

Had a question about Sam. Milfy brunette with great natural body.

Gives off a jersey vibe.

She got snatched up off stage; so I left.

Curious how she is in VIP.

[Joey1994]

I started at Fantasies. Got there at 530. It was dead. One interesting gal with glasses, king black curly hair and a great ass. She was only interested in chatting with her friend and eating dinner.

I bailed and went to desires. I can echo the vibe. There was a lot of resting ***** face. One dancer in a hot pink dress wa s the worst. Too bad bc she is stunning. Tall leggy brunette. Looks like the younger Jenner sister.

Had a question about Sam. Milfy brunette with great natural body.

Gives off a jersey vibe.

She got snatched up off stage; so I left.

Curious how she is in VIP.

[MosesBlack]

I went to CD on Thursday and was there from 745-1030. I figured I'd share my experience.

1. I don't know how 75% of the girls make money, they either sit there looking miserable or sit with a regular all night. In the 2. 5 hours I was there, I didn't see Val, Arielle, Brielle, Stella etc. Approach a single man.

2. Nicolette. Now, if I didn't know who she was, I wouldn't say she is "fat", more like slightly overweight, but boy o boy she definitely gained a lot weight, especially in her face. Her athletic, toned body is completely gone, she has a small belly and a VERY round face. ,My best guess is she is on some kind of medication.

3. The Brazilians are extremely aggressive, I was approached by them all.

Left and went to fantasies, got a BBBJ for $150 plus house from some white girl with tattoos and big tits. Forgot her name.

I was there and saw the same thing. I saw the girls you mentioned and Bria, Kami, Egypt / Aurora. I always get them confused. I think I ran into the Chanel mentioned in the post below. She is not the one I thought was Chanel, this girl looks like a white girl, dark hair and big behind. She seemed to be standing around with no customers doing nothing like most the others.

[Scorpio1981]

I went to CD on Thursday and was there from 745-1030. I figured I'd share my experience.

1. I don't know how 75% of the girls make money, they either sit there looking miserable or sit with a regular all night. In the 2. 5 hours I was there, I didn't see Val, Arielle, Brielle, Stella etc. Approach a single man.

2. Nicolette. Now, if I didn't know who she was, I wouldn't say she is "fat", more like slightly overweight, but boy o boy she definitely gained a lot weight, especially in her face. Her athletic, toned body is completely gone, she has a small belly and a VERY round face. ,My best guess is she is on some kind of medication.

3. The Brazilians are extremely aggressive, I was approached by them all.

Left and went to fantasies, got a BBBJ for $150 plus house from some white girl with tattoos and big tits. Forgot her name.

[Joey1994]

Eros is sometimes legit. You can get some hot Brazilians for the range of $300 to $400. But I see the allure of clubs. Safety is one, second you see what you get before going in as opposed to showing up and she doesn't look like her pics. Outside of Nevada brothels fucking in a strip club is as safe as it can be. The other thing is most girls will do take out anyway so you can bang in the VIP then just go to her place or invite her over at the standard escort rate.

I agree on the financials. Escorts are a way better deal. I've had mostly good luck on these sites w escorts. However, nothing gets my motor running like strip clubs.

Just the way I'm wired.

[MosesBlack]

Bro if do the math, $140 for 15 is $560 an hour or even at $470/ hr at the 'discounted' rate its more than a $400/ hr eros woman who is going to look as good or better than what's on the pole and you are going to at least have an hour with a way better experience than on a jizz soaked couch in the 'VIP'. At least that's how I look at it. Peace!

Eros is sometimes legit. You can get some hot Brazilians for the range of $300 to $400. But I see the allure of clubs. Safety is one, second you see what you get before going in as opposed to showing up and she doesn't look like her pics. Outside of Nevada brothels fucking in a strip club is as safe as it can be. The other thing is most girls will do take out anyway so you can bang in the VIP then just go to her place or invite her over at the standard escort rate.

[ShabuShabu]

I agree. On STG it's all overweight women, junkies, or con artists, and on Eros or Tryst they all want $400 and up. Madison Claire who I wanted to see just raised her price to Seven hundred, yes $700!!

Bro if do the math, $140 for 15 is $560 an hour or even at $470/ hr at the 'discounted' rate its more than a $400/ hr eros woman who is going to look as good or better than what's on the pole and you are going to at least have an hour with a way better experience than on a jizz soaked couch in the 'VIP'. At least that's how I look at it. Peace!

[Scorpio1981]

People say this often but from what I've seen quality providers have increased substantially in price as well. If anyone knows of a good place to find someone decent in the $300 range feel free to chime in.

I agree. On STG it's all overweight women, junkies, or con artists, and on Eros or Tryst they all want $400 and up. Madison Claire who I wanted to see just raised her price to Seven hundred, yes $700!!

[Crabbi]

Posting this here since the southcoast club board is dead (and for good reason).

A glutton for punishment, I decided to make my every few year trip to Kings Inn in Dartmouth. It holds a special place in my origin story so I always like to check in to see what's happening.

Went mid-week, around 9:30 and the place was quiet. A few cars parked in the front, a few in the back, after I parked I almost left but a girl smoking behind the building caught my eye so I went in.

$3 cover, bouncer said it was normally $5. I think the later in the night you go and if on weekend it goes up on a sliding scale.



VIP here is 140 for 15 min or 235 for 30 min. Half goes to dancer. Ended up going for 2 x 15 min trips with two different girls and both gave L2 service. Both asked for tip above house, one was happy with 60 the other expected at least 100.

I got the vibe with who was working that night that the majority offer L1 and L2 extras in the club and takeout is available for more.

May even go back sooner than 3 or 5 years, all and all it was a fun night.

I appreciate the pop in review for Kings. Used to love going there and I dislike having to poke at the other dead board. Maybe I need to go and we can keep it active with my review.

[LongHauler]

Yea that's crazy pricing. You can get an hour with a great provider in their nice condo with shower, bed multiple shots for that price! Why are you paying that for 15 minutes and a CBJ in a stanky room / couch?!

People say this often but from what I've seen quality providers have increased substantially in price as well. If anyone knows of a good place to find someone decent in the $300 range feel free to chime in.