Massage Parlor Reports

**Dr Willy** · 07-29-23 22:21

Originally Posted by MiyakoFan [View Original Post]

Even if she is 60, if she looks 20-25, then that is an accurate statement and there is really no harm in just saying 20-25. Does anybody really care how old they actually are?

I have long held that same opinion. The ACTUAL age is meaningless when what *I* really care about is what they LOOK like. It would actually be more helpful to start talking about girls in terms of the age they LOOK (compared to our shared perspective based on American girls' ages). For example, if someone reported a particular girl looked like she was 25, then that's really all I need to know (or care about). The fact a girl may be 20+ years older than I think she looks doesn't affect my experience in the least. If there's a 75-year-old Asian great-grandma out there that looks like she's 25 (or even 35 or 45), then I would feel like I'm doing a girl of the age she LOOKS.

**MiyakoFan** · 07-29-23 22:14

Originally Posted by TexasFox [View Original Post]

Agree. Plus. Most of you are clueless to Asian aging. I see guys post about 20/30 year olds working locally. Ha. More like 45/55.

Even if she is 60, if she looks 20-25, then that is an accurate statement and there is really no harm in just saying 20-25. Does anybody really care how old they actually are?

**Gator1961** · 07-29-23 09:43

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Scale? Tape measure? Seriously? MOST people can look at a girl and guess her height & weight pretty accurately. Soda is short, so about 5' to 5' 2" and about 110 to 115 lbs. Yumi is taller, about 5'5" t 5'6 " 115 to 120 lbs. Both are very attractive and have smoking hot bodies! .

I don't think FunGuy is demanding exact particulars for these girls. He is asking for what we all want. . . Enough information so that we can decide if we want.

To see the girl in question. Thing like nice rack, pretty face, spinner body, how the service was, etc. More detailed issues, like estimated cup size are nice as well.

It's what the board is all about.

Gator.

**TexasFox** · 07-29-23 02:00

Originally Posted by LeanBone [View Original Post]

Do you think the average mf comes into these places and go, "A new chick! I better estimate the height and weight from my observation. That way, I can share my results with the board of mongers!" Nah man, I think most of us grab a name and vibe. Not all of us have an obligation to collect data.

Agree. Plus. Most of you are clueless to Asian aging. I see guys post about 20/30 year olds working locally. Ha. More like 45/55.

**LeanBone** · 07-28-23 20:07

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Scale? Tape measure? Seriously? MOST people can look at a girl and guess her height & weight pretty accurately. Soda is short, so about 5' to 5' 2" and about 110 to 115 lbs. Yumi is taller, about 5'5" t 5'6 " 115 to 120 lbs. Both are very attractive and have smoking hot bodies! .

Do you think the average mf comes into these places and go, "A new chick! I better estimate the height and weight from my observation. That way, I can share my results with the board of mongers!" Nah man, I think most of us grab a name and vibe. Not all of us have an obligation to collect data.

**FunGuy2022** · 07-28-23 17:25

Scale? Tape measure? Seriously? MOST people can look at a girl and guess her height & weight pretty accurately. Soda is short, so about 5' to 5' 2" and about 110 to 115 lbs. Yumi is taller, about 5'5" t 5'6 " 115 to 120 lbs. Both are very attractive and have smoking hot bodies! .

Originally Posted by Anon44 [View Original Post]

Name is a pretty basic necessity but should I be bringing a scale and a tape measure for these measurements? I think all that's a bit excessive. To me anyway. Name and a brief description sounds like more than enough. I don't need we need a.

Anyway. Saw Yumi at PT. Girl look door look. Tons of teasing before, during, and after table shower. Soda is at PT too but Yumi just does something for me that Soda can't. Don't know what it is. I've seen Soda and she's great but feels more routine with her. Massage itself was okay. I wasn't there for the massage although I could probably use one. On the flip she's gets pretty seductive and in to it. Everything covered and all the positions. I always stay for the hour. She also told me she was leaving at the end of this month. Might be going to Palace until I see who replaces her. Palace has a pretty good selection too.

**Star93** · 07-28-23 14:53

Agree with you on that, I would still consider Soda my ATF for the girls around the area rn but her routine is pretty copy and paste every time and when I try other girls it just doesn't gel for me.

Need a new knockout girl around this area like Momo or June from HR. It's really just me rotating from seeing Soda, Joanne, or Nicole now these days.

Originally Posted by Anon44 [View Original Post]

Name is a pretty basic necessity but should I be bringing a scale and a tape measure for these measurements? I think all that's a bit excessive. To me anyway. Name and a brief description sounds like more than enough. I don't need we need a.

Anyway. Saw Yumi at PT. Girl look door look. Tons of teasing before, during, and after table shower. Soda is at PT too but Yumi just does something for me that Soda can't. Don't know what it is. I've seen Soda and she's great but feels more routine with her. Massage itself was okay. I wasn't there for the massage although I could probably use one. On the flip she's gets pretty seductive and in to it. Everything covered and all the positions. I always stay for the hour. She also told me she was leaving at the end of this month. Might be going to Palace until I see who replaces her. Palace has a pretty good selection too.

**Johney** · 07-28-23 08:58

Originally Posted by Bjm5150 [View Original Post]

Was it Quality Spa, it's a stand alone place? Or 117th Spa at a strip plaza? Any extras?

Near to 12679 seminole blvd. Not Quality, north of that. I didn't want to risk getting extras, I am bot kidding how painful it was. . 8 at the door. No tip from from my buddy, who is usually a decent tipper. Johney.

**RuffRidah1978** · 07-27-23 00:07

Originally Posted by Anon44 [View Original Post]

Name is a pretty basic necessity but should I be bringing a scale and a tape measure for these measurements? I think all that's a bit excessive. To me anyway. Name and a brief description sounds like more than enough. I don't need we need a.

Anyway. Saw Yumi at PT. Girl look door look. Tons of teasing before, during, and after table shower. Soda is at PT too but Yumi just does something for me that Soda can't. Don't know what it is. I've seen Soda and she's great but feels more routine with her. Massage itself was okay. I wasn't there for the massage although I could probably use one. On the flip she's gets pretty seductive and in to it. Everything covered and all the positions. I always stay for the hour. She also told me she was leaving at the end of this month. Might be going to Palace until I see who replaces her. Palace has a pretty good selection too.

Well said at Anon44, name and brief description is all anyone ever need. As for amount of tips and what you did with the girls is really up to you. [Deleted by Admin]

**Anon44** · 07-26-23 19:27

Name is a pretty basic necessity but should I be bringing a scale and a tape measure for these measurements? I think all that's a bit excessive. To me anyway. Name and a brief description sounds like more than enough. I don't need we need a.

Anyway. Saw Yumi at PT. Girl look door look. Tons of teasing before, during, and after table shower. Soda is at PT too but Yumi just does something for me that Soda can't. Don't know what it is. I've seen Soda and she's great but feels more routine with her. Massage itself was okay. I wasn't there for the massage although I could probably use one. On the flip she's gets pretty seductive and in to it. Everything covered and all the positions. I always stay for the hour. She also told me she was leaving at the end of this month. Might be going to Palace until I see who replaces her. Palace has a pretty good selection too.

Originally Posted by FunGuy2022 [View Original Post]

Hoping you can add some details. WHO was the Girl? Can't ask for her if you don't name her. Weight? Height? Cup-size? Hair length? Pretty? Age? Does she kiss? Donation amounts? Who was the second girl? Location?

Sounds like you had fun! This is ALL very basic info every report should have. You are new and learning Thanks in advance for the extra info!

Monger On!

**FunGuy2022** · 07-26-23 02:20

Hoping you can add some details. WHO was the Girl? Can't ask for her if you don't name her. Weight? Height? Cup-size? Hair length? Pretty? Age? Does she kiss? Donation amounts? Who was the second girl? Location?

Sounds like you had fun! This is ALL very basic info every report should have. You are new and learning Thanks in advance for the extra info!

Monger On!

Originally Posted by Tower2 [View Original Post]

Stopped in yesterday on way home from work, was empty but lucked out. Went for the hour but to my surprise I ended up with two girls working on me which felt so relaxing. Each one had a relaxing touch both have great bodies. Unfortunately another customer arrived so the taller girl left. That is when the massage started to get good, she also had a lovely body and slipped out of her sundress when she was alone. She asked how I wanted massage told her I wanted to fully relax, I could fell her sliding up and down on my back with some teasing, she has great breasts. Upon the flip I could see more was available, lovely kisser just had to slide down and go for a taste. She enjoyed it she was getting so moist I just wanted more. Proceeded to get her in doggy was able to play with her breasts as she was taken from behind. After I finished in cover she layed there for awhile. Looked like she wanted more. She went and retrieved a warm towel for clean up. Great day, will visit again. Take good care of her she might stay around while, be careful out there.

**Pirate6969** · 07-25-23 11:12

Originally Posted by Op1954 [View Original Post]

I'm looking for a place with a good massage along with FS.

You guys post a lot in this thread so I couldn't find the one about an older woman who knew how to give a good massage and stretch you out plus did FS. Though I'd settle for less than FS.

In all honesty, many of the legit places give mediocre massages but I had some good luck with AMPs in CT that were better than legit places.

My legit LMT, sports injury specialist has moved on so I'm asking for a little help.

I promise to C&P the info.

One of the best massages can be had at Lily Spa on Ulmerton in Largo. "Jung" is a very thin, older Korean lady, not very attractive, but has magic hands; practically the same quality as a LMT. She gives a good HJ at the end but nothing more, and minimal roaming allowed.

**Op1954** · 07-24-23 20:18

I'm looking for a place with a good massage along with FS.

You guys post a lot in this thread so I couldn't find the one about an older woman who knew how to give a good massage and stretch you out plus did FS. Though I'd settle for less than FS.

In all honesty, many of the legit places give mediocre massages but I had some good luck with AMPs in CT that were better than legit places.

My legit LMT, sports injury specialist has moved on so I'm asking for a little help.

I promise to C&P the info.

**Tower2** · 07-22-23 15:39

Stopped in yesterday on way home from work, was empty but lucked out. Went for the hour but to my surprise I ended up with two girls working on me which felt so relaxing. Each one had a relaxing touch both have great bodies. Unfortunately another customer arrived so the taller girl left. That is when the massage started to get good, she also had a lovely body and slipped out of her sundress when she was alone. She asked how I wanted massage told her I wanted to fully relax, I could fell her sliding up and down on my back with some teasing, she has great breasts. Upon the flip I could see more was available, lovely kisser just had to slide down and go for a taste. She enjoyed it she was getting so moist I just wanted more. Proceeded to get her in doggy was able to play with her breasts as she was taken from behind. After I finished in cover she layed there for awhile. Looked like she wanted more. She went and retrieved a warm towel for clean up. Great day, will visit again. Take good care of her she might stay around while, be careful out there.

**Tower2** · 07-22-23 13:57

Stopped in yesterday on way home from work, was empty but lucked out. Went for the hour but to my surprise I ended up with two girls working on me which felt so relaxing. Each one had a relaxing touch both have great bodies. Unfortunately another customer arrived so the taller girl left. That is when the massage started to get good, she also had a lovely body and slipped out of her sundress when she was alone. She asked how I wanted massage told her I wanted to fully relax, I could fell her sliding up and down on my back with some teasing, she has great breasts. Upon the flip I could see more was available, lovely kisser just had to slide down and go for a taste. She enjoyed it she was getting so moist I just wanted more. Proceeded to get her in doggy was able to play with her breasts as she was taken from behind. After I finished in cover she layed there for awhile. Looked like she wanted more. She went and retrieved a warm towel for clean up. Great day, will visit again. Take good care of her she might stay around while, be careful out there.