Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6427]

Anyone know if CiCi is still working at Simple? For the last 2 months I've gone there or called and they keep saying she is "on vacation" "in China" "not here."

I used to have her cell but for necessary reasons I can't keep these numbers in my phone too long. If you have any leads post or send a PM.

[WhoreMaster 91]

If I had the link I would have shared it. It's been a long long time since I've seen Shirley. I assume she's 8 years older on someone who was already in her early 50's. So at least 60 but probably older. Her body was ok for her age. The bowl ball wash and peen inspection was always the strange highlight. Then after the deed she'd use it again to clean you off then squat over a waste basket to squeeze your spunk out of her hole then she'd squat over the bowl to wash it out. Sometimes she'd use a squeeze bottle. She was a bucket list fuck. Just like Lily Yin and that weird clown makeup Chinese lady off highland park. Rock bottom lays at rock bottom prices. Except Shirley who thinks she can charge K-Girl rates.

Ah yes she has receive a lot of hot goo on her snatch.

[PurpleLizard]

Anyone have any experience at Bauhinia, been there a couple times and got a half decent HJ. Wanted to see if anyone has gotten more. Thanks in advance.

Very rare to get more, once got BBBJ out of 20 ish visits, a few years back. Pro tip: use your hanging shirt to cover the window.

[ItsNotNothing2]

I agree with your assessment of CoCo the clown. Man did I have a disgusting feeling about what I did. But she was cheap and that street she lived on was made for Model A cars to drive through. There was a photo of her that was posted a few years back and she didn't look like that. Lily was old af but still she looked better than CiCo the clown. Fuck Shirley and her sticking her fingers in your pants looking for hidden money. I would never never visit that women when there's VIP milfs all around her Monterey Park new spot. Why everyone is so interested in her is beyond me. Especially the monger that says he gets extra free time with her. K Girl rates should never be given to that woman.

That she hasn't been run out of business yet. She got really paranoid with me at some point for a session when she saw I had two phones. I remember explaining that it was a burner for hobbying and she started muttering and getting upset. The only thing I could remotely make out was that she was upset it wasn't my "actual" number. Like, what? Why not keep privacy for both our sake. And even more so, why so much trouble for mid snatch on a mid provider. Whack.

[Jparkla23]

I agree with your assessment of CoCo the clown. Man did I have a disgusting feeling about what I did. But she was cheap and that street she lived on was made for Model A cars to drive through. There was a photo of her that was posted a few years back and she didn't look like that. Lily was old af but still she looked better than CiCo the clown. Fuck Shirley and her sticking her fingers in your pants looking for hidden money. I would never never visit that women when there's VIP milfs all around her Monterey Park new spot. Why everyone is so interested in her is beyond me. Especially the monger that says he gets extra free time with her. K Girl rates should never be given to that woman.

I think the monger who says gets extra creates this illusion that others will also get the same level of service. Honestly, I don't know if they are in cahoots, but that monger's experience (who gets extra service) seems like an outlier versus the norm. Unfortunately, I did visit Shirley, as so many people talked about the wash bowl, and I was wondering what it was about. It really isn't anything special or anything at all. For the same price, there are way better options.

[SaltyDog]

If I had the link I would have shared it. It's been a long long time since I've seen Shirley. I assume she's 8 years older on someone who was already in her early 50's. So at least 60 but probably older. Her body was ok for her age. The bowl ball wash and peen inspection was always the strange highlight. Then after the deed she'd use it again to clean you off then squat over a waste basket to squeeze your spunk out of her hole then she'd squat over the bowl to wash it out. Sometimes she'd use a squeeze bottle. She was a bucket list fuck. Just like Lily Yin and that weird clown makeup Chinese lady off highland park. Rock bottom lays at rock bottom prices. Except Shirley who thinks she can charge K-Girl rates.

I agree with your assessment of CoCo the clown. Man did I have a disgusting feeling about what I did. But she was cheap and that street she lived on was made for Model A cars to drive through. There was a photo of her that was posted a few years back and she didn't look like that. Lily was old af but still she looked better than CiCo the clown. Fuck Shirley and her sticking her fingers in your pants looking for hidden money. I would never never visit that women when there's VIP milfs all around her Monterey Park new spot. Why everyone is so interested in her is beyond me. Especially the monger that says he gets extra free time with her. K Girl rates should never be given to that woman.

[MisterChango]

Can you give us a link to her pic? Thanks coudnt find it.

If I had the link I would have shared it. It's been a long long time since I've seen Shirley. I assume she's 8 years older on someone who was already in her early 50's. So at least 60 but probably older. Her body was ok for her age. The bowl ball wash and peen inspection was always the strange highlight. Then after the deed she'd use it again to clean you off then squat over a waste basket to squeeze your spunk out of her hole then she'd squat over the bowl to wash it out. Sometimes she'd use a squeeze bottle. She was a bucket list fuck. Just like Lily Yin and that weird clown makeup Chinese lady off highland park. Rock bottom lays at rock bottom prices. Except Shirley who thinks she can charge K-Girl rates.

[Maxen]

Tried out their 2nd location, wasnt bad 50 for hour in clean dark room. Got Baba nurse from China got a really good massage then a standard he, got her to let her heavy hangers out while I played with her V otc. Got nice and warm and moist down there and she got into it, got her to lift her armor to reveal a nice big pair! Was very happy to see them! Mayne with a another visit I can have more fun but promising nevertheless.

Happy hunting.

[WhoreMaster 91]

IIRC run maps May or May not have a pic of Shirley snapped hastily by a monger. Her original number when she was in the same med bldng as Lily Yin used to link you to a real estate or fengshui listing with her Pic too.

Haven't seen Shirley in at least 8 years.

Can you give us a link to her pic? Thanks coudnt find it.

[MisterChango]

I have never seen pictures Of Shirley or Dr wang for some reason? Looks they don't advertise.

IIRC run maps May or May not have a pic of Shirley snapped hastily by a monger. Her original number when she was in the same med bldng as Lily Yin used to link you to a real estate or fengshui listing with her Pic too.

Haven't seen Shirley in at least 8 years.

[WhoreMaster 91]

So a while ago out of curiosity I decided to visit Shirleys office although I have never seen her before, like I said in a previous post I met an older woman with dark brown hair who looked like the female version of Chinese president, anyways she introduced herself as Shirley and gives me her number. I googled the same Number which ended it 7848 and images of the same woman under the name Wang appear. Changed my whole world. Do I have the right number? If not can someone pm me the correct one? Thanks.

Thats Dr Wang definitely not Shirley.

[WhoreMaster 91]

So a while ago out of curiosity I decided to visit Shirleys office although I have never seen her before, like I said in a previous post I met an older woman with dark brown hair who looked like the female version of Chinese president, anyways she introduced herself as Shirley and gives me her number. I googled the same Number which ended it 7848 and images of the same woman under the name Wang appear. Changed my whole world. Do I have the right number? If not can someone pm me the correct one? Thanks.

I have never seen pictures Of Shirley or Dr wang for some reason? Looks they don't advertise.

[MiggySif]

Near Bonita / SD Ave there are 2 massage parlors within a couple hundred feet of each other. One looks totally legit, the other looks like a typical AMP.

Walked in to the latter and was met by a petite 30-40 yr old in a lingerie type dress. Paid. 4 and was shown to my room.

5 minutes of shitty massage and she tells me to flip. She offers HJ for. 6, BJ for 1 and FS for 1. 6. She had a pretty shitty attitude, didn't allow any roaming while we talked. I wasn't feeling the vibe so I just went with the HJ. Offered. 4 and she accepted.

Very robotic. Blew my load and got out. Will not repeat.

[ChampagnePapii]

So a while ago out of curiosity I decided to visit Shirleys office although I have never seen her before, like I said in a previous post I met an older woman with dark brown hair who looked like the female version of Chinese president, anyways she introduced herself as Shirley and gives me her number. I googled the same Number which ended it 7848 and images of the same woman under the name Wang appear. Changed my whole world. Do I have the right number? If not can someone pm me the correct one? Thanks.

[Jparkla23]

For one thing it's dumb as hell to open an apartment brothel next to a school. The monger who called that shit in must be the type to get easily pissed. Probably been blacklisted before. Petty mongers do petty shit.

On the other hand, good for the ladies. Even though they got busted, cops are usually after mongers more than providers. And since they're from s Chinese house, chances are they had their passports held by the crew running the joint. The ladies won't do time, at worse they may get deported. At best they'll get a special circumstances refugee visa.

Does the monger get in trouble if they aren't caught in the act? I assume the best thing to do is not say anything if caught? Hopefully they catch the monger who called the fake report in. Stay safe everyone.