Massage Parlor Reports

[SkeletonKey6]

Met by a chonker 40's Yoyo or YuYu who was presented by the other older one (Molly) was in her 50's or 60's but hid it well with make-up and young woman clothes.

Got a bad vibe from YuYu so went with the granny Molly cause Maca root had kicked in taking all the blood out of my brain and her face looked like 30's or 40's.

Short attempt at a lame massage and then she whipped out the National Geographic titties almost hanging down to her navel. Maca root kicking in made the gross granny tits less revolting, let's just do this and get it over. Started with her on top, switched to mish, finished in doggy while her remarkably large haemorrhoid was starring at me. Will not be returning until they get better providers like they had last summer.

[Gostz1953]

Lived in Bothell last ten years. This was true up until Easter Foot changed ownership. They now offer happy endings.

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

[KitWalker1967]

Hello. Will be visiting from Kentucky next week and looking for recommendations on AMP's.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Luvsboobs.

The only thing you'll find in Bothell is a legit massage. Plan on going to Lynnwood or Everett.

[Luvsboobs]

Hello. Will be visiting from Kentucky next week and looking for recommendations on AMP's.

Any help would be appreciated.

Thanks.

Luvsboobs.

[Mitch Cor]

Linda at M'a may be a younger auntie, but she has serious hand skills. Milked 3 out of me while playing my prostate like a violin. For 140, a hell of a deal IMO.

Like the other guy said. Aunties. Everywhere is aunties. Aunt Coco, aunt Cici, aunt Lily, aunt Mia. Friggen Golden Girls who stroke penis.

I never had the tip problem like the other dude. But I've only been there a few times over the years.

[GeniusCasanova]

Visited Roland today. Met a cute little thing named Baylor. In her 40's I would guess, who greeted me at the door in a tight black dress. I was very surprised at the ladies I saw, as none were grannies. Baylor herself was short, had some good sized naturals, and what I thought was a very pretty face. The place was nice, a little cramped but private. This is where the good stops; maybe you can avoid my downfalls because I was horny and was attracted to Baylor.

House was. 7 for the hour. And on the flip she asked what I wanted and after some talking, I proffered $ to which she countered $$. Little head got the best of me and I agreed. Damn it. Table mish and walking the k-9 happened and I finished in the bag. The massage prior was probably about 30 minutes, and it was light touch and no teasing, probably would give it a 4/10. After I had finished, I had lied back with junior still at attention, and she gave me a second finish HJ. It was not the best, but not the worst on that end. I was able to touch her wherever, as she had removed her dress after I agreed to go FS.

In summary, only get a 30 min max, and stand your ground on price. I hadn't visited a MP in a while, so I was both rusty and horny. Don't make the same mistake I did. I'd probably go again, tbh, as I saw some other talent as I walked out; one looked probably sub-40! Isn't that crazy LOL.

Baylor looked great and was decent conversation (limited english). She speaks Chinese.

[SouthOfVan]

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.

I'm not giving up on hotties at all. This is what makes a great success so awesome. Check my post in Eugene.

[WaRubMonger]

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

Yup, just read a few below and you got your intel.

[Fagole]

First time visiting I'll be around lynnwood any recommendations?

[Seaperv]

Any intel on if M's has a table shower?

[MickDawgg]

This sounds like what I experienced in now-condemned Vina Spa in Tukwila and with some of the same girls who are now at Diva Spa in Renton. Total bullshit. Sometimes it is true that you do get what you pay for. More times than not it seems that willingness to pay more brands one a schmuck. Sorry this happened to you. I agree that we need to say no to places that don't treat us like customers instead of marks.

Exactly Maxtron,

They know what we want, just like we know what they want. However I'm not going to tip my cash for what they want to give me, I'm only tipping for what I exactly want. They'll make a Mark out of you if You let them. Never tipped for a CBJ & never will. I go to the establishment prepared to leave & have a plan B just in case plan A falls through. After the pandemic I stick to the Aunties & Grannies B / c they've seen more than the newer younger ones who try to upsell upsell. Saying No thank you, to the bait & switch speaks volumes & will reward you down the road.

[Maxtron]

I knew I was making a bad decision, but today just felt like a bad decision day. Last year when Vivi was located on NE 8th in Bellevue, it was HE only, and the auntie working dressed almost business casual. Nothing sexy, and not even the leggings / flip-flops typical of this type of joint; however, she had this way of raising her eyebrow at me while smirking that kept me coming back in addition to decent massage skills and a good handy. That's now a Relaxation Station where they have you out your wallet, belt and phone in a box and massage over the rest of your clothes.

I had read the reports of the Northrop Way Vivi location, how one could often get a 4 hands massage with a good-looking younger girl and an older auntie who performs the HE honors. Nobody seemed too jazzed about the experience, but I thought maybe, just maybe the auntie was the one I had enjoyed before. So, in keeping with bad decision day, I stopped by. Sign was lit open, but the door was locked. No bell to ring. I knew I should walk away, but I knocked. No response. Fine, I get it. Go home. Except that's not what today is about, so I called from the car. They assured me they were open, so I convinced them to unlock the door. I entered, and the girls had vanished. Why turn back now, right?

The young one comes out with a mask and says hi. I said hi. She says hi. I laugh and say hi. I tell her 30 min, and she points me to a room, collects 50 and leaves. Once I'm on the table, she returns and begins a silent, mediocre rub. The door opens and I'm walks the auntie I saw unlock the front door, only masked. She starts talking loudly with the younger and joins in the massage, also mediocre. 20 minutes in, they stop, grab the pillow and wait. I flip, and the auntie starts the tug, asking "this ok?" The younger rubbed my nipples.

I place my hand on both their butts. The young one felt like she was wearing some sort of chastity diaper under her skirt. The tug was sun-par and lifeless, so I used telekinesis to finish. I tipped 40, which was generous for the effort.

With a clearer head I left one bad decision and 90 lighter.

[Maxtron]

Thanks for the heads up, this is the reason I only visit Asian staffed facilities, due to etiquette & customer service reasons like that. It's a quick cash grab & she probably won't be there long anyway. Royal Spa in Everett was a go to for me some years ago until out of nowhere the Asian staff was replaced with an all Latina staff, Haven't been back & won't go back. I tip for service not looks therefore I only tip half of what you did for FS no matter how hot she is. Stick to the Customer is always right motto & find a better go-to establishment until it runs dry.

This sounds like what I experienced in now-condemned Vina Spa in Tukwila and with some of the same girls who are now at Diva Spa in Renton. Total bullshit. Sometimes it is true that you do get what you pay for. More times than not it seems that willingness to pay more brands one a schmuck. Sorry this happened to you. I agree that we need to say no to places that don't treat us like customers instead of marks.

[VillageRat]

How is the current talent at M's massage in Kirkland? Haven't gone there in a while.

Like the other guy said. Aunties. Everywhere is aunties. Aunt Coco, aunt Cici, aunt Lily, aunt Mia. Friggen Golden Girls who stroke penis.

I never had the tip problem like the other dude. But I've only been there a few times over the years.

[VillageRat]

I've gone to Peony in Kirkland a few times and yes I have had regular HE every time I've gone. I had a younger one (20-30) named Amy last year but she's no longer there. The other older ones (probably around 50) will do HJ and even PM.

My next adventure will likely by Carnation up in Everett, Sun Spa, or Roland in Kirkland.

Yep. I've had HE and at Peony a few times too with aunties. That's a bit further south from Kenmore / Bothell than Ms or Great Wall.